Hi again. Sorry it took so long to update, what happened was first I went
on a field trip with my school for 1 week then I had a lot of school work
to do, then I wrote but accidentally erased it and was too lazy to rewrite
it, then I started hip hop dancing at YMCA and doing water polo. But now
school is out so I finally had time to write it. So enjoy this chapter!
P.S. This chapter is a little L/G.
PART 11(I think)- its easy to go crazy!
"Omigosh!" thought Gordo "what are the chances I will bump into my best friend which I am currentally avoiding? Wow, this writer should get a life."
ME: Ah shut up Garden or whatever your name is do you want me to delete you? Get back in the story! I will fire you and get Orlando Blond or whatever his name is to play you.
"Sorry" he thought seeing as how I am so evil thet I wont even let him speak.
Anyway, back to the story.
When Garden and Frizzie, I mean Gordo and Lizzie! Bumped into each other they looked at each other and yelled at the top of their lungs for exactly 4 hours and 45.678 seconds. Then this really good Evanscence song came on and they danced for 4:50 minutes. Then they looked at each other and screamed at the top of their lungs for 4 more hours. Then they danced some more. This continued this routine for quite some time (5 days). And then they looked at each other and went to school.
PART 12- School again
Gordo and Lizzie skipped to school. When they got their they entered English class. The teacher was short and ugly and there is really no reason for you to know more about him because he is not important and, he is ugly. Lizzie and Gordo sat down in the back.
"Hello puny little dancing uneducated brains filled with Toffuti Cream cheese, I mean students!" the ugly teacher said. Today we will learn how to write a poem. Let me show you an example:
"I am ugly and have a big nose
It makes my face look like a fried rose
My eyes are too far apart
It makes my students want to fart"
As if on que someone farted. "It was the chair!"
People ignored this and started writing a poem.
"Great!" thought Lizzie "I cant talk without saying the 4 things but I can probably write it!"
So she tried to write a poem. This is how it turned out.
Shut up
Though luck
You suck
That cant be good
Or it could
That sounds gay
I want to say
Okay
Whats that
Its my brother matt
Wow he is fat
He looks like Garfield the cat
I would like to hit him with a bat
Shut up
It was true Matt had entered the classroom screamed and jumped out the window.
"Riiiiiiiiight. Anyway turn in your poems "said the ugly dude. "Lizzie what is your poem called?"
"Shut up"
"Very nice. Oh Gordo let me see your poem"said the teacher. He read the poem and started to cry. "Class I am going to read out loud this poem Gordo wrote. It is called "Call me gorgeous".
Call me gorgeous
Build me a fortress
I sing pretty
I like hello kitty
Awesome
You have a big butt
You are a nut
It has a big cut
I ask you what
You say you look like a mutt
Call me gorgeous
Everyone in the class started crying. Lizzie just sat there obviously thinking "The hell?" There she realized Gordo's life had also been ruined. "I ate cheese, I made rymes that I could only rhyme the 4 things I can say, The person I love is writing the worst thing since Little house on the praire, I made a complete fool of myself, now the only thing I have to do is Kill Bill. I mean the fairy.
Next chapter: Trying to Kill Bill, I mean the fairy!
PART 11(I think)- its easy to go crazy!
"Omigosh!" thought Gordo "what are the chances I will bump into my best friend which I am currentally avoiding? Wow, this writer should get a life."
ME: Ah shut up Garden or whatever your name is do you want me to delete you? Get back in the story! I will fire you and get Orlando Blond or whatever his name is to play you.
"Sorry" he thought seeing as how I am so evil thet I wont even let him speak.
Anyway, back to the story.
When Garden and Frizzie, I mean Gordo and Lizzie! Bumped into each other they looked at each other and yelled at the top of their lungs for exactly 4 hours and 45.678 seconds. Then this really good Evanscence song came on and they danced for 4:50 minutes. Then they looked at each other and screamed at the top of their lungs for 4 more hours. Then they danced some more. This continued this routine for quite some time (5 days). And then they looked at each other and went to school.
PART 12- School again
Gordo and Lizzie skipped to school. When they got their they entered English class. The teacher was short and ugly and there is really no reason for you to know more about him because he is not important and, he is ugly. Lizzie and Gordo sat down in the back.
"Hello puny little dancing uneducated brains filled with Toffuti Cream cheese, I mean students!" the ugly teacher said. Today we will learn how to write a poem. Let me show you an example:
"I am ugly and have a big nose
It makes my face look like a fried rose
My eyes are too far apart
It makes my students want to fart"
As if on que someone farted. "It was the chair!"
People ignored this and started writing a poem.
"Great!" thought Lizzie "I cant talk without saying the 4 things but I can probably write it!"
So she tried to write a poem. This is how it turned out.
Shut up
Though luck
You suck
That cant be good
Or it could
That sounds gay
I want to say
Okay
Whats that
Its my brother matt
Wow he is fat
He looks like Garfield the cat
I would like to hit him with a bat
Shut up
It was true Matt had entered the classroom screamed and jumped out the window.
"Riiiiiiiiight. Anyway turn in your poems "said the ugly dude. "Lizzie what is your poem called?"
"Shut up"
"Very nice. Oh Gordo let me see your poem"said the teacher. He read the poem and started to cry. "Class I am going to read out loud this poem Gordo wrote. It is called "Call me gorgeous".
Call me gorgeous
Build me a fortress
I sing pretty
I like hello kitty
Awesome
You have a big butt
You are a nut
It has a big cut
I ask you what
You say you look like a mutt
Call me gorgeous
Everyone in the class started crying. Lizzie just sat there obviously thinking "The hell?" There she realized Gordo's life had also been ruined. "I ate cheese, I made rymes that I could only rhyme the 4 things I can say, The person I love is writing the worst thing since Little house on the praire, I made a complete fool of myself, now the only thing I have to do is Kill Bill. I mean the fairy.
Next chapter: Trying to Kill Bill, I mean the fairy!