Hello my little friends! Hehehe I'm sorry for like 5 hours I was laughing
at stuff on the crazy website called thecrazywebsite.com I especially
laughed at the song that I will use later in this chapter. I feel weird and
crazy today so get ready to read one of the randomist, craziest, weirdest
stories ever. The next chapter will be the last unless you review and say
you want a sequel. Well, enjoy! Oh by the way thanks to ...
CAZZIE: thanks for all the great reviews. Parts of this story were inspired by your story like the part where Gordo says his full name inspired me to write something you will read later on.
CaCtUs0304: I have no clue by what that YO meant weather it was the Yo it was good or the Yo you suck but oh well.
Hilaryrulez: Thanks! That was really nice.
13ittersweet: thanks and yes I think I did get drunk on toothpast because I do weird things like that. (
Megan: Thanks keep laughing!
Girliegirl: If your friend is a cheerleader and you hate my story I recommend you watch the movie anger management its for you.
Chatchick: Thanks for all the wonderful and non wonfulling reviews.
Hockeylover: Thanks, what else is there to say. Thanks.
And thanks to everyone else who reviewed keep doing it. Enjoy! Oh and this chapter has strong language just so you know.
PART 13- LOOKING FOR BILL, I MEAN THE FAIRY!
After school Lizzie ran home. When she got there she plopped down on the couch with a bag of popcorn to watch T.V. Unfortunatly she forgot to turn it on. Soon after watching a turned off T.V she decided to go looking for the Bill, I mean the fairy! Soon after she started looking for the fairy Gordo entered the room. He had been trying to make a grand entrance by making a hole on the roof and dropping onto the couch. But Gordo messed up and fell on Matt.
Matt was wearing a tutu. He started cursing under his breath. Gordo got up and walked away. Matt was so mad he marched back into his room and ate a hotdog.
Gordo walked to Lizzie. They looked at each other and started searching for the fairy. While Gordo looked in the park Lizzie looked in her shoes. While Gordo looked in Fairies-R-Us Lizzie looked in unopened can of beans, and while Gordo searched in caves Lizzie searched up her nose. Finally they gave up. Gordo went home and Lizzie went to Universal Studios. When she got home she went into the bathroom and fell asleep unaware that Matt and his tutu were creeping down the stairs.
PART 14- SCHOOL ONCE MORE
The next morning Lizzie went to school, so did Gordo, Matt went to McDonalds but before he went he went into his room to change.
On the way to school Lizzie thought of thoughts which were thoughtful in thoughtfulness. Suddenly the fairy jumped in front of her.
"A-booga-booga-booga!" said the fairy
Lizzie screamed.
"Oh sorry, I didn't mean to scare you but don't blame it on me! Blame it on the sunshine, blame it on the moonlight, besides I am just your genie in a bottle, Oops I did it again. Now you are probably thinking what did I just say? Well I didn't really say much at all I just put a lot of words together to pass the time. And like Einstein said, "time is relative" and quite frankly I don't have the time or the relative, so with your permission, Bye- bye." Said the fairy leaving a really confused Lizzie behind. Right when Lizzie recovered from her shock the fairy poofed back making Lizzie scream again.
Then she went to school again.
When she got there she ran into Kate.
"Oh look who's here. It's Fizzie McDonalds. Oh Lizzie we made a cheer for you in cheerleading (twitch) . We'll cheer it for you." She said.
(to the tone of Barbie girl) ( Ethan is Ken and Kate who is playing Lizzie in the cheer is Barbie)
Ken: Hey want to go for a ride?
Barbie: Sure Ken!
Ken; Well to bad!
Barbie: I'm an ugly girl my face makes you hurl said I have it, I should fag it, acne everywhere unwanted facial hair I'm a relation to Frankensteins creation
Ken:You so ugly you disgust me
Barbie: I'm a blond ugly girl all alone in the world I'm so dumb as a bore thin and lanky
Ken: You're a doll get a troll were you hit by a train
Don't go near cause your breath is stanky
Barbie: I'm an ugly girl
My face makes you hurl
Said I have it
I should fag it
Acne everywhere
Unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankensteins creation
Ken: You so ugly you disgust me
Barbie: Boo hoo hoo
Ken: You so ugly you disgust me
Barbie: Boo hoo hoo
Barbie: Lets go out and have some fun!
Ken: I'm sorry but your too darn ugly
Barbie: Oh screw you Ken!
"Lizzie, I think you can relate to Barbie in this cheer" said Kate. Then she walked away. Her bitches, I mean friends! Followed her. Lizzie started to cry. Slowly Gordo went up to her. He couldn't say anything comforting so he screamed at the top of his lungs causing Lizzie to scream, causing Miranda to scream. Lizzie didn't see that Miranda come in causing Lizzie to scream, causing Gordo to scream, causing Miranda to scream. After they stopped screaming Miranda turned to talk to Lizzie.
"So hi Lizzie. Was up?"
"Shut up!" said Lizzie she had meant to say hi.
"Lizzie you are so mean I am not talking to you anymore" Miranda said as she turned to talk to Gordo. "So Gordo, hi!"
"Call me gorgeous."
"Um Ok, Gorgeous, how are you?"
"Awesome."
"Me too."
"You have a big butt."
Miranda looked at him and ran away screaming phyco all the way.
PART 15- I MUST BE DREAMING
Gordo's POV:
What is happening I can only say 4 things! I must be dreaming! That's it! I'm dreaming! And if I'm dreaming I can do whatever I want. Hehehe Whatever I want. Hehe Whatever I want to do. Hehe whatever. Hehehe I want. Heheh whatever I want! Heheh-
Me: Shut the fudge up!
Gordo's POV:
Ok.
No ones POV:
Suddenly Gordo started running. He ran and ran. Lizzie followed. Since Gordo thought he was dreaming he started doing things he always wanted to do. He punched a teacher, Lap danced for Larry Tubman, and stuff like that. Lizzie tried to stop him but Gordo was convinced he was dreaming.
5 minutes later... Lizzie and Gordo were sitting in the principals office.
"Alright Gordo you know why you are here so now we are gonna call your parents." Said the principal. "Yo secretary come here and take notes."
The secretary entered and began taking notes.
"Alright now, this young man name David Zephyr Gordon-
"Gasp" interrupted the secretary, "David! The latin word for death!"
"Um no David is his name" said the principal
"David's name is...David" said the secretary not understanding.
"Yes."
She turned to Gordo and said "Tu nombre es la marca de el diablo! Murite loco de mierda!(translation : do you speak Spanish? Lol no that's not really the translation but if you want to know what it means then learn Spanish) Then the secretary started strangaling Gordo. Finally when she let go Gordo (still convinced he was dreaming) ran away. Lizzie followed.
PART 16- WHAT THE?!
Gordo ran into the woods while Lizzie followed him. Suddenly she lost him.
"Damn! Where he go?" Lizzie thought
Suddenly she spotted him. She walked up to Gordo (still convinced he was dreaming) did something he always wanted to do and kissed Lizzie softly on the lips.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" yelled Lizzie "GOD I HATE YOU! FIRST YOU GET YOURSELF CURSED, THEN YOU GET SENT TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE, AND NOW YOU KISS ME!"
Gordo found out this was no dream.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GORDO! I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR YEARS AND ALL YOU DO IS KISS ME?! Suddenly Lizzie tackled him and started making out with him on the floor.
"WHAT'S MY NAME?!" asked Lizzie
"What?"
"WHAT'S MY NAME BITCH?!"
"Lizzie!' said Gordo obviously shitting his pants now.
Then out of nowhere the fairy appeared out of nowhere covering his eyes.
"Um obviously you guys broke the curse so um-
Suddenly the mask he was wearing fell of. Lizzie and Gordo gasped although it was sort of hard because they were still making out.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" said Lizzie to the fairy. She pulled out a gun and pulled the trigger. A sign that said BOOM came out and the fairy fainted.
The last chapter coming soon! Also If you want to listen to the "ugly girl" song go to thecrazywebsite.com and press on sounds and then press song parodies and then ugly girl. Thanks to the Director of The Movie Pitch for letting me use some of the parts of the movie! Well bye! Review!
CAZZIE: thanks for all the great reviews. Parts of this story were inspired by your story like the part where Gordo says his full name inspired me to write something you will read later on.
CaCtUs0304: I have no clue by what that YO meant weather it was the Yo it was good or the Yo you suck but oh well.
Hilaryrulez: Thanks! That was really nice.
13ittersweet: thanks and yes I think I did get drunk on toothpast because I do weird things like that. (
Megan: Thanks keep laughing!
Girliegirl: If your friend is a cheerleader and you hate my story I recommend you watch the movie anger management its for you.
Chatchick: Thanks for all the wonderful and non wonfulling reviews.
Hockeylover: Thanks, what else is there to say. Thanks.
And thanks to everyone else who reviewed keep doing it. Enjoy! Oh and this chapter has strong language just so you know.
PART 13- LOOKING FOR BILL, I MEAN THE FAIRY!
After school Lizzie ran home. When she got there she plopped down on the couch with a bag of popcorn to watch T.V. Unfortunatly she forgot to turn it on. Soon after watching a turned off T.V she decided to go looking for the Bill, I mean the fairy! Soon after she started looking for the fairy Gordo entered the room. He had been trying to make a grand entrance by making a hole on the roof and dropping onto the couch. But Gordo messed up and fell on Matt.
Matt was wearing a tutu. He started cursing under his breath. Gordo got up and walked away. Matt was so mad he marched back into his room and ate a hotdog.
Gordo walked to Lizzie. They looked at each other and started searching for the fairy. While Gordo looked in the park Lizzie looked in her shoes. While Gordo looked in Fairies-R-Us Lizzie looked in unopened can of beans, and while Gordo searched in caves Lizzie searched up her nose. Finally they gave up. Gordo went home and Lizzie went to Universal Studios. When she got home she went into the bathroom and fell asleep unaware that Matt and his tutu were creeping down the stairs.
PART 14- SCHOOL ONCE MORE
The next morning Lizzie went to school, so did Gordo, Matt went to McDonalds but before he went he went into his room to change.
On the way to school Lizzie thought of thoughts which were thoughtful in thoughtfulness. Suddenly the fairy jumped in front of her.
"A-booga-booga-booga!" said the fairy
Lizzie screamed.
"Oh sorry, I didn't mean to scare you but don't blame it on me! Blame it on the sunshine, blame it on the moonlight, besides I am just your genie in a bottle, Oops I did it again. Now you are probably thinking what did I just say? Well I didn't really say much at all I just put a lot of words together to pass the time. And like Einstein said, "time is relative" and quite frankly I don't have the time or the relative, so with your permission, Bye- bye." Said the fairy leaving a really confused Lizzie behind. Right when Lizzie recovered from her shock the fairy poofed back making Lizzie scream again.
Then she went to school again.
When she got there she ran into Kate.
"Oh look who's here. It's Fizzie McDonalds. Oh Lizzie we made a cheer for you in cheerleading (twitch) . We'll cheer it for you." She said.
(to the tone of Barbie girl) ( Ethan is Ken and Kate who is playing Lizzie in the cheer is Barbie)
Ken: Hey want to go for a ride?
Barbie: Sure Ken!
Ken; Well to bad!
Barbie: I'm an ugly girl my face makes you hurl said I have it, I should fag it, acne everywhere unwanted facial hair I'm a relation to Frankensteins creation
Ken:You so ugly you disgust me
Barbie: I'm a blond ugly girl all alone in the world I'm so dumb as a bore thin and lanky
Ken: You're a doll get a troll were you hit by a train
Don't go near cause your breath is stanky
Barbie: I'm an ugly girl
My face makes you hurl
Said I have it
I should fag it
Acne everywhere
Unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankensteins creation
Ken: You so ugly you disgust me
Barbie: Boo hoo hoo
Ken: You so ugly you disgust me
Barbie: Boo hoo hoo
Barbie: Lets go out and have some fun!
Ken: I'm sorry but your too darn ugly
Barbie: Oh screw you Ken!
"Lizzie, I think you can relate to Barbie in this cheer" said Kate. Then she walked away. Her bitches, I mean friends! Followed her. Lizzie started to cry. Slowly Gordo went up to her. He couldn't say anything comforting so he screamed at the top of his lungs causing Lizzie to scream, causing Miranda to scream. Lizzie didn't see that Miranda come in causing Lizzie to scream, causing Gordo to scream, causing Miranda to scream. After they stopped screaming Miranda turned to talk to Lizzie.
"So hi Lizzie. Was up?"
"Shut up!" said Lizzie she had meant to say hi.
"Lizzie you are so mean I am not talking to you anymore" Miranda said as she turned to talk to Gordo. "So Gordo, hi!"
"Call me gorgeous."
"Um Ok, Gorgeous, how are you?"
"Awesome."
"Me too."
"You have a big butt."
Miranda looked at him and ran away screaming phyco all the way.
PART 15- I MUST BE DREAMING
Gordo's POV:
What is happening I can only say 4 things! I must be dreaming! That's it! I'm dreaming! And if I'm dreaming I can do whatever I want. Hehehe Whatever I want. Hehe Whatever I want to do. Hehe whatever. Hehehe I want. Heheh whatever I want! Heheh-
Me: Shut the fudge up!
Gordo's POV:
Ok.
No ones POV:
Suddenly Gordo started running. He ran and ran. Lizzie followed. Since Gordo thought he was dreaming he started doing things he always wanted to do. He punched a teacher, Lap danced for Larry Tubman, and stuff like that. Lizzie tried to stop him but Gordo was convinced he was dreaming.
5 minutes later... Lizzie and Gordo were sitting in the principals office.
"Alright Gordo you know why you are here so now we are gonna call your parents." Said the principal. "Yo secretary come here and take notes."
The secretary entered and began taking notes.
"Alright now, this young man name David Zephyr Gordon-
"Gasp" interrupted the secretary, "David! The latin word for death!"
"Um no David is his name" said the principal
"David's name is...David" said the secretary not understanding.
"Yes."
She turned to Gordo and said "Tu nombre es la marca de el diablo! Murite loco de mierda!(translation : do you speak Spanish? Lol no that's not really the translation but if you want to know what it means then learn Spanish) Then the secretary started strangaling Gordo. Finally when she let go Gordo (still convinced he was dreaming) ran away. Lizzie followed.
PART 16- WHAT THE?!
Gordo ran into the woods while Lizzie followed him. Suddenly she lost him.
"Damn! Where he go?" Lizzie thought
Suddenly she spotted him. She walked up to Gordo (still convinced he was dreaming) did something he always wanted to do and kissed Lizzie softly on the lips.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" yelled Lizzie "GOD I HATE YOU! FIRST YOU GET YOURSELF CURSED, THEN YOU GET SENT TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE, AND NOW YOU KISS ME!"
Gordo found out this was no dream.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GORDO! I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR YEARS AND ALL YOU DO IS KISS ME?! Suddenly Lizzie tackled him and started making out with him on the floor.
"WHAT'S MY NAME?!" asked Lizzie
"What?"
"WHAT'S MY NAME BITCH?!"
"Lizzie!' said Gordo obviously shitting his pants now.
Then out of nowhere the fairy appeared out of nowhere covering his eyes.
"Um obviously you guys broke the curse so um-
Suddenly the mask he was wearing fell of. Lizzie and Gordo gasped although it was sort of hard because they were still making out.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" said Lizzie to the fairy. She pulled out a gun and pulled the trigger. A sign that said BOOM came out and the fairy fainted.
The last chapter coming soon! Also If you want to listen to the "ugly girl" song go to thecrazywebsite.com and press on sounds and then press song parodies and then ugly girl. Thanks to the Director of The Movie Pitch for letting me use some of the parts of the movie! Well bye! Review!