I know, it's not Halloween, but hey! I see ppl writing X-mas fics! I just had to write this! XD Remember to review! Enjoy!

Halloween is approaching at Hogwarts, and the students are indeed, very excited. But little do the kiddies know, something new and special is planned in store this year for the students of Hogwarts this Halloween...

Just two days away from Halloween, everyone was seated down in the great hall for their supper. Everyone was muching and chatting away happily(well, except for Professor Snape that is, who's just mumbling, grumbling, and fiddling with his fork.) When sudenly, Dumbledore tapped his glass with his fork.

Dumbledore: Everyone, may I have your attention please. (tapping his glass a little too hard, he accidently breaks the glass into pieces) Oopsie daisies!

Harry, Hermione, and Ron: (chuckle)

Professor Sprout: (snorts)

Professor Snape: (snickers) What an idiot!

Professor Mc Gonagall: (giggles)

Dumbledore: So, you think it's funny?

Dumbledore's eyes had gone serious and for a second, losing that mysterious twinkle to them! Not good!

Professor Sprout:.....YES!!!

Poor Professor Sprout couldn't hold herself any longer, and burst out laughing very loudly, causing a irritated Mc gonagall to shoot a stern stare at her, a disturbed Snape to inch away from her, and a tableful of all the hufflepuffs to give her the 'ashamed; I can't believe we have you for the head of our house' look.

Dumbledore's eyes sparkled to everyone's surprise.

Dumbledore: chuckles I think It was funny too, but if you would please quiet down so that I may announce my big...announcement to the students.

Professor Sprout settled down, but still giggled and chuckled among an annoyed Mc gonagall, while Snape just quietly sat, minding his own buisness

Dumbledore: As you know, Halloween is approaching. Myself and the ministry of magic have agreed to let some of you students go trick or treating.

kids cheer

Dumbledore: Professor Mc Gonagall and Professor Snape have agreed to take those who wish to go. However, because only two teachers can do this, only a limited number of students may go along. And you must be in fourth year or higher to come along for safety reasons.

(cries of disappointment are heard from the 1st, 2nd and 3rd years)

Dumbledore: We will be trick or treating in a muggle area, so there will be no magic and you will be expected to be on your best behaviour. But being fourth years and up, that should be no problem at all.

Draco Malfoy: (stands up with his right thumb up his left nostril, waving his left arm in the air HONK! HONK! blows a raspbery on his arm and giggles)

(The Slytherins cheer and the three other houses bursts out laughing )

Snape: (sighs) Why did I have to be stuck with the most immature house?

Mc gonagall: Don't you see Severus? They're Slytherin! They're just like you!

A very angry Severus picked up a random book from the table and whacked Mc gonagall on the head.

Dumbledore: Now! As I was saying, before Draco interuppted me...(glares at Draco, who is whispering and giggling among his friends) There is a signup sheet over there points to wall Any one 4th year or above who wishes to go may sign up. Tomorrow, I will draw 40 names from a hat, and those will be the 40 students who may go.

Ron: I'm certainly in! How about you mate?

Harry: uh..err...

Hermione: Oh come on Harry! Normally I would stay behind to study, but I haven't been trick or treating since before I came to Hogwarts! And us as 6th years are allowed to go!

Ron: It's the oppurtunity of a life time! We'll be much too old for it by the time we're out of Hogwarts!

Harry: But...I don't know how to trick or treat..i've never really been before...

Ron & Hermione: WHAT?! NEVER BEEN BEFORE?!

Harry: To tell you the truth, I..don't know what trick or treating is!

everyone in the whole great hall turns around and stares at Harry

Harry: ...... What?!

Hermione: You may return to what you were doing now.

everyone returns to their eating and conversations

Ron: What have you been missing?! How could you never have gone trick or treating in your entire life?! How could you not know what trick or treating is?! You're a muggle!

Harry: Well, the Durselys for one thing

Ron: That's right! How could I be so blind?! Those evil gits!

Hermione: How cruel of them to stop you from having fun on the best night of the year!

Harry: But...What do you do when you trick or treat?

Ron: What do you do?! You dress up in a costume, knock on a door, and get candy of couse!

Harry: Really?! That's what i've been missing?! Well, let's sign up then!

(they walk up to the sign up sheet)

Hermione: Hardly anyone's signed up for this!

Ron: I guess most of the students figure that they're too old for this. Oh well, more chance of us getting picked!

(Malfoy and his friends point at Harry and laugh)

Harry: What's he laughing at?!

Hermione: They probably think it's rather childish of us to sign up for this. Trick or treating is more focused around little kids

Harry: What?! Why didn't you tell me this?! We'll be the oldest ones there! We'll be the lauging stock of Hogwarts!

Ron: I did just see a group of 6th year Hufflepuffs sign up for this too though!

Hermione: And looking at the bright side, Malfoy and his gang thinks this is childish, so he won't want to come. That will get him out of our hair for awhile!

Harry: smiles You're right! This will be fun!

Hermione: ( points at Harry's face ) There's a piece of lettuce between your two front teeth there Harry

Harry: Oh, really? Thanks for telling me. (picks it out, while Malfoy and his gang burst out laughing and fall out of their chairs, being the dumb immature idiots they are)

Ron: We need to figure out our costumes! Halloween's only 2 nights away! Let's go finish our meals so we can gets our costumes!

And so, they ran back to finish their dinner as quickly as possible, and in the process, Ron choked on some meat, and Mc gonagall had to come over and unchoke him, sending half the Slytherins falling out of their chairs, laughing and choking on their food, being the dumb idiots they are. So then Snape had to come over to unchoke the Slytherins, and when Ron was unchoked, he, Harry, and Hermione dashed up to their dormitories as quickly as possible.

Ron: Now Harry, what are you going to be?

Harry: Well, ummm....i've never dressed up before, so I don't know

Hermione: Nothing too out of the muggle world, something like...

Ron: A COW!

Harry: What?!

Ron: I said, a cow!

Harry: No, I heard you, but I don't know if I really want to be a cow

Hermione: Oh come on Harry! Ron's got his brother's old costume with him and it's the only thing he has. We don't really have much else.

Harry: What else is there?

Hermione: Well...I do have this one costume...

Harry: Yes...

Hermione: It may not look too bad on you...

Harry: Go on...

Hermione: Here, i'll go get it. searches in her trunk and takes out the costume, which is in a bundle

Harry: What is it?

Hermione: I'll put it on you, but you must promise not to fuss and fidget. (shes puts the costume on Harry, shoving it over his neck, making him not able to see what he's wearing) Now, go to the mirror and take a look.

Harry: Okay...(Harry walks, or more like waddles, over to the mirror and stares wide eyed and mouth hanging to the floor at what he's wearing)

Hermione: What do you think Harry?

Ron: (starts chuckling, and then bursts out laughing, rolling on the floor, unable to control himself)

Harry is seen in a giant inflated sumo wrestling body (which is really the costume) with a black wig tied up in a bun on his head and is wearing the big red sumo wresting underwear thingy

Harry: 00; I think i'll stick to the cow costume, thank you very much!

Ron: (laughs till he passes out)

To be continued. Only if I get some reviews though, so review away!