*the next night*
*Dumbledore is explaining the last few things to Snape and Mc Gonagall in his office*
Dumbledore: I hope you both have a good time. And there is one more thing, you must dress up in costumes.
Snape: WHAT?!
Dumbledore: *in a louder voice* I SAID YOU MUST DRESS UP IN COSTUMES!!
Snape: No, I heard you the first time, but-
Mc Gonagall: COSTUMES?! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! WE GET TO DRESS UP IN COSTUMES!!! *jumps up and down and prances around happily*
Snape: 0__0 ....You are actually excited about this?! We are going to look like complete fools!
Mc Gonagall: Nonsense! This will be fun! *leaps into the air happily*
Dumbledore: Ah ha ha! I am happy to see your great enthusiasum in the Minerva, but may I ask you stop now.
Mc Gonagall: *singing* COSTUMES! COSTUMES! WE GET TO GO IN COSTUMES!!!
Dumbledore: Excuse me Minerva, I ask of you to-
Mc Gonagall: *still dancing around singing*
Snape: SHUTUP ALREADY!!!
Mc Gonagall: *stops* Terribly sorry professor..it won't happen again!
Dumbledore: I shall hope not Minerva. And Severus, may I ask that you wear a costume.
Snape: No! I have watched out Potter for the past 5 years like you told me to, stuck by your side, leaving behind all the power I could have had with Lord Voldemort and-
Mc Gonagall: *gasp* You just said the name of 'He-who-must-not-be-
Snape: Oh-shut up Minerva! And I have joined your Phoenix order, but there is no way I am going to go in a costume!
Mc Gonagall: Oh come on Severus, don't be such a difficult old greasy git!
Snape: Old?! You're the one so old that you taught me when I was a first year here at Hogwarts!
Mc Gonagall: How dare you call me old!
Dumbledore: Please, both of you.
Snape: *evil glare*
Dumbledore: I will convince you to wear a costume Severus, wether you like it or not.
Severus: Alright then professor! Let's see you try!
*5 minutes later, Snape and Mc Gonagall leave the office*
Dumbledore: And don't forget your costumes you two!
Snape: Sorry about the misundertanding on the costumes! After all, spirit of Halloween! *goes out the door, shutting it* Wait! How the hell did he do that?! That old git talked me into wearing a costumes, just like he talked me into the whole trick or treating! That sneaky old bast-
Mc Gonagall: Oh who cares?! We get to wear costumes! *giggles*
Snape: What drugs have you been taking?! What adult in the entire wizarding world would be so happy to go out dressing up?!
Mc Gonagall:...ME!!!! *dances* Costumes! Costumes! We get to wear costumes! *grabs Snape's arm*
*a small group of Griffindors come by, pointing and laughing*
Snape: *pulls Mc Gonagall off his arm* I don't know her! *runs to the Slytherin dormitory*
*in the Griffindor dormitory*
Harry: I can't wait till tomorrow!
Ron: Ya! Neither can I!
Hemione: I'm going as a cat! I'm going to look really cute! Wait! Did I just say I was going to look cute?! What the bloody hell am I coming to?! *slaps forhead* What are you going as Ron?
Ron: That's my little secret! You'll find out tomorrow! *winks*
Harry: Aw come on Ron! Tell us!
Ron: Oh, you'll see! *winks again*
Hermione: Please tell us!
Ron: No way! You'll see tomorrow! *winks a third time*
Harry: Would you stop with the gorgeous guy wink already?!
Ron: Oh, sorry! I get a little carried away sometimes. ^^;
*in the Slytherin dormitory*
Malfoy: Professor, are you really going along trick or treating?
Snape: May I get the fact clear to you that I am not part pf the childish game, but I am going along as a supervisor.
Crabbe: In a costume?
Snape: Nooooeerrryyeeeaaa.....
Maloy: umm..can you speak more clearly sir?
Snape: Yes...
*Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle burst out laughing*
Snape: Don't make me assign you three with a weeks worth of detentions!
Goyle: What are you going as professor?
Snape: I have no clue. All I know is that Dumbldore sneakily tricked me into doing this whole thing!
Malfoy: Well, you've come to the right boys professor! We'll find you a costume in no time!
Snape: Eh?
Crabbe: Ooh! You should go as a ghetto or rapper! Like Eminem sort of, you know!
Snape: Emi-who?
Goyle: Or an Elephant!
Crabbe: I know! I know! He should go as a Goth!
Goyle: He's already a Goth you idiot!
*Snape glares at them dangerously, and Malfoy slaps them*
Crabbe: ow... maybe...a hamster...
Goyle: Like Hamtaro! That's a wicked show!
Snape: Hold on a minute! What the hell is Hamtaro?!
Goyle: It's a great show about-
Malfoy: Boys, we are getting off topic!
Crabbe: eer.....how about a wizard? (amazing how stupid these boys are)
Malfoy: Snape IS a wizard you diot!
Goyle: Or a Unicorn!
Crabbe: A Pony!
Goyle: Sesshomaru from Inu Yasha!
Crabbe: A Pikachu!
Snape: -__-; This is going to be bad...I just know it!
*after 10 minutes of more extremely retarded suggestions*
Crabbe: A squirrel!
Goyle: A Gundam!
Crabbe: A tree!
Goyle: A rock!
Crabbe: A stump!
Goyle: A log!
Malfoy: *grabs hold of their heads and knocks their heads together* You bakas! We need to dress him up as something better! Not inanimate objects or Pokemons! We need something that really suits him!
Goyle: *rubs his head* ow...Oh! Oh! Snape should go as Yu-Gi-Oh! I've got the right hair dye and Malfoy's got the hair gel that we can spike his hair up with! *Malfoy slaps him* Ow...
Malfoy: No more anime stuff you git! We need something more suitable...something casual, yet original...to the trunk boys! * they walk over towards a trunk sitting on the side of the room, and Malfoy opens it* what do you think professor? My daddy bought me all of these!
Snape: *stares down into the trunk that's filled ONLY with halloween costumes, thinking* What a spoiled brat! *but speaking* Very...impressive...
*Harry walks to Mc Gonagall's office*
Harry: uumm...excuse me professor, I have some homework from you that I-
Mc Gonagall: Oh Harry! Excellent timing! I need you to help me pick out a costume!
Harry: uuh-excuse me?
Mc Gonagall: *takes two costumes out of the closet* Which one Potter? The unicorn suit, the ninja costume, or the clown one?
Harry: *slowly backing away* well...uuhhh...the pink unicorn one might be good to spot you in the night, but the clown is...err..happy and colourful...but I think the nin-
Mc Gonagall: Alright! Thank you very much Potter! *throws ninja costume back in the closet* Now, for the real challenge! now which one, out of these two do you think-*looks up* Harry? Where did he go? Now what should I do? *stares back down at the costumes, and raises her hand* Eenie meenie miney moe...
Harry: I wonder if this is a good idea? I sure hope I don't look too dumb in that cow costume tomorrow!
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*Dumbledore is explaining the last few things to Snape and Mc Gonagall in his office*
Dumbledore: I hope you both have a good time. And there is one more thing, you must dress up in costumes.
Snape: WHAT?!
Dumbledore: *in a louder voice* I SAID YOU MUST DRESS UP IN COSTUMES!!
Snape: No, I heard you the first time, but-
Mc Gonagall: COSTUMES?! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! WE GET TO DRESS UP IN COSTUMES!!! *jumps up and down and prances around happily*
Snape: 0__0 ....You are actually excited about this?! We are going to look like complete fools!
Mc Gonagall: Nonsense! This will be fun! *leaps into the air happily*
Dumbledore: Ah ha ha! I am happy to see your great enthusiasum in the Minerva, but may I ask you stop now.
Mc Gonagall: *singing* COSTUMES! COSTUMES! WE GET TO GO IN COSTUMES!!!
Dumbledore: Excuse me Minerva, I ask of you to-
Mc Gonagall: *still dancing around singing*
Snape: SHUTUP ALREADY!!!
Mc Gonagall: *stops* Terribly sorry professor..it won't happen again!
Dumbledore: I shall hope not Minerva. And Severus, may I ask that you wear a costume.
Snape: No! I have watched out Potter for the past 5 years like you told me to, stuck by your side, leaving behind all the power I could have had with Lord Voldemort and-
Mc Gonagall: *gasp* You just said the name of 'He-who-must-not-be-
Snape: Oh-shut up Minerva! And I have joined your Phoenix order, but there is no way I am going to go in a costume!
Mc Gonagall: Oh come on Severus, don't be such a difficult old greasy git!
Snape: Old?! You're the one so old that you taught me when I was a first year here at Hogwarts!
Mc Gonagall: How dare you call me old!
Dumbledore: Please, both of you.
Snape: *evil glare*
Dumbledore: I will convince you to wear a costume Severus, wether you like it or not.
Severus: Alright then professor! Let's see you try!
*5 minutes later, Snape and Mc Gonagall leave the office*
Dumbledore: And don't forget your costumes you two!
Snape: Sorry about the misundertanding on the costumes! After all, spirit of Halloween! *goes out the door, shutting it* Wait! How the hell did he do that?! That old git talked me into wearing a costumes, just like he talked me into the whole trick or treating! That sneaky old bast-
Mc Gonagall: Oh who cares?! We get to wear costumes! *giggles*
Snape: What drugs have you been taking?! What adult in the entire wizarding world would be so happy to go out dressing up?!
Mc Gonagall:...ME!!!! *dances* Costumes! Costumes! We get to wear costumes! *grabs Snape's arm*
*a small group of Griffindors come by, pointing and laughing*
Snape: *pulls Mc Gonagall off his arm* I don't know her! *runs to the Slytherin dormitory*
*in the Griffindor dormitory*
Harry: I can't wait till tomorrow!
Ron: Ya! Neither can I!
Hemione: I'm going as a cat! I'm going to look really cute! Wait! Did I just say I was going to look cute?! What the bloody hell am I coming to?! *slaps forhead* What are you going as Ron?
Ron: That's my little secret! You'll find out tomorrow! *winks*
Harry: Aw come on Ron! Tell us!
Ron: Oh, you'll see! *winks again*
Hermione: Please tell us!
Ron: No way! You'll see tomorrow! *winks a third time*
Harry: Would you stop with the gorgeous guy wink already?!
Ron: Oh, sorry! I get a little carried away sometimes. ^^;
*in the Slytherin dormitory*
Malfoy: Professor, are you really going along trick or treating?
Snape: May I get the fact clear to you that I am not part pf the childish game, but I am going along as a supervisor.
Crabbe: In a costume?
Snape: Nooooeerrryyeeeaaa.....
Maloy: umm..can you speak more clearly sir?
Snape: Yes...
*Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle burst out laughing*
Snape: Don't make me assign you three with a weeks worth of detentions!
Goyle: What are you going as professor?
Snape: I have no clue. All I know is that Dumbldore sneakily tricked me into doing this whole thing!
Malfoy: Well, you've come to the right boys professor! We'll find you a costume in no time!
Snape: Eh?
Crabbe: Ooh! You should go as a ghetto or rapper! Like Eminem sort of, you know!
Snape: Emi-who?
Goyle: Or an Elephant!
Crabbe: I know! I know! He should go as a Goth!
Goyle: He's already a Goth you idiot!
*Snape glares at them dangerously, and Malfoy slaps them*
Crabbe: ow... maybe...a hamster...
Goyle: Like Hamtaro! That's a wicked show!
Snape: Hold on a minute! What the hell is Hamtaro?!
Goyle: It's a great show about-
Malfoy: Boys, we are getting off topic!
Crabbe: eer.....how about a wizard? (amazing how stupid these boys are)
Malfoy: Snape IS a wizard you diot!
Goyle: Or a Unicorn!
Crabbe: A Pony!
Goyle: Sesshomaru from Inu Yasha!
Crabbe: A Pikachu!
Snape: -__-; This is going to be bad...I just know it!
*after 10 minutes of more extremely retarded suggestions*
Crabbe: A squirrel!
Goyle: A Gundam!
Crabbe: A tree!
Goyle: A rock!
Crabbe: A stump!
Goyle: A log!
Malfoy: *grabs hold of their heads and knocks their heads together* You bakas! We need to dress him up as something better! Not inanimate objects or Pokemons! We need something that really suits him!
Goyle: *rubs his head* ow...Oh! Oh! Snape should go as Yu-Gi-Oh! I've got the right hair dye and Malfoy's got the hair gel that we can spike his hair up with! *Malfoy slaps him* Ow...
Malfoy: No more anime stuff you git! We need something more suitable...something casual, yet original...to the trunk boys! * they walk over towards a trunk sitting on the side of the room, and Malfoy opens it* what do you think professor? My daddy bought me all of these!
Snape: *stares down into the trunk that's filled ONLY with halloween costumes, thinking* What a spoiled brat! *but speaking* Very...impressive...
*Harry walks to Mc Gonagall's office*
Harry: uumm...excuse me professor, I have some homework from you that I-
Mc Gonagall: Oh Harry! Excellent timing! I need you to help me pick out a costume!
Harry: uuh-excuse me?
Mc Gonagall: *takes two costumes out of the closet* Which one Potter? The unicorn suit, the ninja costume, or the clown one?
Harry: *slowly backing away* well...uuhhh...the pink unicorn one might be good to spot you in the night, but the clown is...err..happy and colourful...but I think the nin-
Mc Gonagall: Alright! Thank you very much Potter! *throws ninja costume back in the closet* Now, for the real challenge! now which one, out of these two do you think-*looks up* Harry? Where did he go? Now what should I do? *stares back down at the costumes, and raises her hand* Eenie meenie miney moe...
Harry: I wonder if this is a good idea? I sure hope I don't look too dumb in that cow costume tomorrow!
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