The next day...
*at the great hall during the great feast*
Ron: *eating his food as fast as possible* Let's finish so we have time to get our costumes on! We'll be leaving only half an hour after dinner!
Hermione: Isn't half an hour long enough to dress? You should slow down and enjoy the feast!
Harry: Besides, you'll choke again, and Mc Gonagall will have to come over and unchoke you again!
Ron: *still gobbling down food* Who cares?!
Harry: I'm surprised he hasn't chocked yet!
Hermione: I'm surprised he hasn't died yet!
Ron: Come on! Let's go! *grabs Hermione and Harry*
Harry: But i'm not done yet! I'm still hungry!!
*up in the Griffondor dormitory*
Ron: You've been dying to see what i'm being for halloween, aren't you?!
Harry and Hermione: Yeah
Ron: well, you'll find out in a minute! *goes in a closet to change*
Hermione: *puts on cat costume* EEEEEE!!! Don't I look adorable?! ^o^ Wait! Did I just say that?! *slaps herself on the forehead* I've got to straighten up and stop sounding like a bloody valley girl! *Hermione is seen in a purple stiped cat costume that has wide yellow eyes and a HUGE unmistakable goofy white cresent moon-like smile. (A.K.A; she's a chesire cat)* This is what i've always wanted to be!
Harry: Geez Hermione! That smile on the mask is blinding!
Hermione: Honestly Harry! Have you never watched 'Alice in Wonderland' before?! Boys these days!
Harry: Guess i'd better get in my costume too. *puts on the cow costume, though it's a rather tight fit*
Hermione: That's way too tight on you Harry! You think it will be alright?
Harry: Oh, it'll be fine! *bends down to pick up his trick or treat bag, but the costume, being so tight on him, rips at the seat of his pants, making a huge rip going up to the head and falling off him* Please don't tell me I heard the costume rip!
Hermione: I guess that stamps out the cow costume. You ripped it so much that it's completely fallen off you Harry!
Harry: But...what do I wear now?
Hermione: We've only got that sumo wrestling costume from yesterday left.
Harry: no, no, no, NO!!!
Hermione: Oh come on Harry! It's all we've got!
Harry: I'm not going to go in that costume!
Hermione: Then you can't go!
Harry: Then I won't!
Hermione: Oh, don't be ridiculous Harry! You're going to wear it!
Ron: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for!!!
*Harry and Hermione look over towards the closet*
Harry: Well, come on then! Get on with it!
Ron: TADA!!!*jumps out of the closet, decked out in a tight black suit with two giant colourful wings attached to his back which look like they're made out of various people's clothing pasted on two slabs of cardboard, and two TV antennas are attached to his head*
Harry: What the bloody hell?!
Hermione: You're going as a BUTTERFLY?!?! Honestly Ron, what has gotten into you?!
Ron: It's bloody wicked though! It was so easy to get all these materials from my family's old clothes and the junkyard! Amazing how many T.Vs. muggles throw away! And i've always loved butterflies! (you know, from the second movie when ron&harry follow the spiders; Ron: 'Why follow the spiders? Why not follow the butterflies?!' anyhoo, back to da story...)
Harry: You sure you want to go in that Ron? You can stay here with me
Hermione: You're going and that's final! I'm not going trick or treating alone!
Ron:...you don't like it...do you...
Harry: No, it's not that..it's just...well, you know-
Hermione: It's a little out of the ordinary, but i'm sure there'll be lots of other people wearing zany costumes too! I mean, look what Harry's about to wear!
Harry: I told you i'm not going in that!
Ron: All right then! Let's get a move on, shall we?
Harry: *groaning* oh-noooooooo..........
*walking down the stairs*
Ron: *skipping down the stairs, giggling* Heehee! I've always wanted to be a pretty giant butterfly!! ^^
Hermione: Dumbledore said we had to wait just outside the castle doors for Mc Gonagall and Snape to take us.
Harry: *in the giant sumo wrestling costume he had on the day before* Could you wait? It's really not that easy to walk down the stairs in such a bulky costume! *trips and falls over* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Ron: He's coming straight for us! *jumps out of the way as Harry rolls down the stairs* Oh-no! Harry!
Hermione: He's going to roll all the way down if we don't catch him quick enough! *runs down the stairs to catch Harry*
Ron: Wait for me! *runs after them*
*Harry rolls all the way down the stairs, but luckily the bulky sumo wrestling costume cusions his fall*
Harry: At least that didn't hurt! *he looks up, and there, a great horror strikes him, as Malfoy(dressed up in a vampire costume), Crabbe (dressed up in a mummy costume) and Goyle (dressed in a frakenstein costume) stare back down at him, smiling and snickering evily* Oh cr@p...
Malfoy: Wash your mouth Potter! What is that you're wearing anyways?! I can't tell if you're going as a walrus or a giant handbag!
*Crabbe and Goyle burst out laughing*
Hermione: Stop it Malfoy!
Ron: Or else i'll smash the-
Malfoy: Is that you Ron?! *bursts out laughing along with Crabbe and Goyle, who are rolling on the floor, laughing with tears in their eyes* Didn't know you were so in touch with your feminine side! And I suppose you were too cheap to buy your own television set for those antennas there on your head! * bursts out laughing and chokes, being the stupid idiot he is*
Crabbe and Goyle: Uh-oh! *they both whack Malfoy hard in the back with their arms to unchoke him, and he falls over, unchoked*
Malfoy: Thanks...I think...
Hermione: What are you doing all decked out in costumes anyways? I thought you didn't want to go! You said it was too childish for your liking!
Malfoy: *gets back up on his feet* well, I thought i'd join in on the fun, and see what fear I could steer up in little muggle kiddies! It'll be fun to play a trick on them for their treats!
Hermione: You wouldn't dare!
Malfoy: Come on boys! Outside! We'll poke fun at the loser crew later! *heads to outside the castle*
Harry: ...I can't belive he's actually going to go trick or treating! He's going to ruin it all!
Hermione: Don't pay any attention to them! They're just jelous that they couldn't think up of wearing a costume as creative and interesting as yours!
Ron: Ya, I mean, come on! Being a vampire or a mummy is one of the most oldest and boring things you could dress up for Halloween! Peopke always dress up as that! So dull these days!
Harry: Ya...I guess....let's go now *waddles to the front castle door*
Ron: Oh come on Harry! Don't be so glum! It could be alot worse! *and as Ron said that, there was a giant flood of water all over the floor as the girls washroom flooded, soaking their feet and blocking their path to the outside entrance. So they had to take the long route to get outside, through the great hall, where at least three quarters of the whole school were sitting, still eating their feast, and saw the Harry waddling in his sumo costume, and all burst out laughing and pointing. Colin Creevy shot a photo at the trio as Harry trodded by with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his foot*
Hermione: *slaps Ron* In the wizarding world, never say how things could be worse!!!
To be continued...
sorry if that was lame, the next chapter'll be better! Please review!
*at the great hall during the great feast*
Ron: *eating his food as fast as possible* Let's finish so we have time to get our costumes on! We'll be leaving only half an hour after dinner!
Hermione: Isn't half an hour long enough to dress? You should slow down and enjoy the feast!
Harry: Besides, you'll choke again, and Mc Gonagall will have to come over and unchoke you again!
Ron: *still gobbling down food* Who cares?!
Harry: I'm surprised he hasn't chocked yet!
Hermione: I'm surprised he hasn't died yet!
Ron: Come on! Let's go! *grabs Hermione and Harry*
Harry: But i'm not done yet! I'm still hungry!!
*up in the Griffondor dormitory*
Ron: You've been dying to see what i'm being for halloween, aren't you?!
Harry and Hermione: Yeah
Ron: well, you'll find out in a minute! *goes in a closet to change*
Hermione: *puts on cat costume* EEEEEE!!! Don't I look adorable?! ^o^ Wait! Did I just say that?! *slaps herself on the forehead* I've got to straighten up and stop sounding like a bloody valley girl! *Hermione is seen in a purple stiped cat costume that has wide yellow eyes and a HUGE unmistakable goofy white cresent moon-like smile. (A.K.A; she's a chesire cat)* This is what i've always wanted to be!
Harry: Geez Hermione! That smile on the mask is blinding!
Hermione: Honestly Harry! Have you never watched 'Alice in Wonderland' before?! Boys these days!
Harry: Guess i'd better get in my costume too. *puts on the cow costume, though it's a rather tight fit*
Hermione: That's way too tight on you Harry! You think it will be alright?
Harry: Oh, it'll be fine! *bends down to pick up his trick or treat bag, but the costume, being so tight on him, rips at the seat of his pants, making a huge rip going up to the head and falling off him* Please don't tell me I heard the costume rip!
Hermione: I guess that stamps out the cow costume. You ripped it so much that it's completely fallen off you Harry!
Harry: But...what do I wear now?
Hermione: We've only got that sumo wrestling costume from yesterday left.
Harry: no, no, no, NO!!!
Hermione: Oh come on Harry! It's all we've got!
Harry: I'm not going to go in that costume!
Hermione: Then you can't go!
Harry: Then I won't!
Hermione: Oh, don't be ridiculous Harry! You're going to wear it!
Ron: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for!!!
*Harry and Hermione look over towards the closet*
Harry: Well, come on then! Get on with it!
Ron: TADA!!!*jumps out of the closet, decked out in a tight black suit with two giant colourful wings attached to his back which look like they're made out of various people's clothing pasted on two slabs of cardboard, and two TV antennas are attached to his head*
Harry: What the bloody hell?!
Hermione: You're going as a BUTTERFLY?!?! Honestly Ron, what has gotten into you?!
Ron: It's bloody wicked though! It was so easy to get all these materials from my family's old clothes and the junkyard! Amazing how many T.Vs. muggles throw away! And i've always loved butterflies! (you know, from the second movie when ron&harry follow the spiders; Ron: 'Why follow the spiders? Why not follow the butterflies?!' anyhoo, back to da story...)
Harry: You sure you want to go in that Ron? You can stay here with me
Hermione: You're going and that's final! I'm not going trick or treating alone!
Ron:...you don't like it...do you...
Harry: No, it's not that..it's just...well, you know-
Hermione: It's a little out of the ordinary, but i'm sure there'll be lots of other people wearing zany costumes too! I mean, look what Harry's about to wear!
Harry: I told you i'm not going in that!
Ron: All right then! Let's get a move on, shall we?
Harry: *groaning* oh-noooooooo..........
*walking down the stairs*
Ron: *skipping down the stairs, giggling* Heehee! I've always wanted to be a pretty giant butterfly!! ^^
Hermione: Dumbledore said we had to wait just outside the castle doors for Mc Gonagall and Snape to take us.
Harry: *in the giant sumo wrestling costume he had on the day before* Could you wait? It's really not that easy to walk down the stairs in such a bulky costume! *trips and falls over* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Ron: He's coming straight for us! *jumps out of the way as Harry rolls down the stairs* Oh-no! Harry!
Hermione: He's going to roll all the way down if we don't catch him quick enough! *runs down the stairs to catch Harry*
Ron: Wait for me! *runs after them*
*Harry rolls all the way down the stairs, but luckily the bulky sumo wrestling costume cusions his fall*
Harry: At least that didn't hurt! *he looks up, and there, a great horror strikes him, as Malfoy(dressed up in a vampire costume), Crabbe (dressed up in a mummy costume) and Goyle (dressed in a frakenstein costume) stare back down at him, smiling and snickering evily* Oh cr@p...
Malfoy: Wash your mouth Potter! What is that you're wearing anyways?! I can't tell if you're going as a walrus or a giant handbag!
*Crabbe and Goyle burst out laughing*
Hermione: Stop it Malfoy!
Ron: Or else i'll smash the-
Malfoy: Is that you Ron?! *bursts out laughing along with Crabbe and Goyle, who are rolling on the floor, laughing with tears in their eyes* Didn't know you were so in touch with your feminine side! And I suppose you were too cheap to buy your own television set for those antennas there on your head! * bursts out laughing and chokes, being the stupid idiot he is*
Crabbe and Goyle: Uh-oh! *they both whack Malfoy hard in the back with their arms to unchoke him, and he falls over, unchoked*
Malfoy: Thanks...I think...
Hermione: What are you doing all decked out in costumes anyways? I thought you didn't want to go! You said it was too childish for your liking!
Malfoy: *gets back up on his feet* well, I thought i'd join in on the fun, and see what fear I could steer up in little muggle kiddies! It'll be fun to play a trick on them for their treats!
Hermione: You wouldn't dare!
Malfoy: Come on boys! Outside! We'll poke fun at the loser crew later! *heads to outside the castle*
Harry: ...I can't belive he's actually going to go trick or treating! He's going to ruin it all!
Hermione: Don't pay any attention to them! They're just jelous that they couldn't think up of wearing a costume as creative and interesting as yours!
Ron: Ya, I mean, come on! Being a vampire or a mummy is one of the most oldest and boring things you could dress up for Halloween! Peopke always dress up as that! So dull these days!
Harry: Ya...I guess....let's go now *waddles to the front castle door*
Ron: Oh come on Harry! Don't be so glum! It could be alot worse! *and as Ron said that, there was a giant flood of water all over the floor as the girls washroom flooded, soaking their feet and blocking their path to the outside entrance. So they had to take the long route to get outside, through the great hall, where at least three quarters of the whole school were sitting, still eating their feast, and saw the Harry waddling in his sumo costume, and all burst out laughing and pointing. Colin Creevy shot a photo at the trio as Harry trodded by with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his foot*
Hermione: *slaps Ron* In the wizarding world, never say how things could be worse!!!
To be continued...
sorry if that was lame, the next chapter'll be better! Please review!