Disclaimer: I don't own anything besides the story.

Chapter 1: Flying Cows

It was an ordinary day, when nothing could go wrong...

Bowser: (whispering) Hehehehe...She'll never know what hit her.

DK: (also whispering) Yea, especially because we put on those Extremely Sneaky Bunny Slippers of Dr. Mario's when we switched the shampoo.

A piercing scream cut the silence. Everyone in the Smash Mansion rushed to the bathroom to see what was going on.

Peach (with white stuff in her hair): Someone replaced my shampoo with cream!

Mario: If I a-ever find out-a who did that to-a my beloved Peachy, I'll...

DK and Bowser were also in the bathroom and trying very hard not to burst out laughing. They were both turning red from suppressing their giggles.

Link: (thinking) Something is wrong....hmmm...and those two certainly look suspicious.

Dr. Mario's bedroom

Dr. Mario: Hey, who took my cute, sneaky bunny slippers?

Meanwhile in DK and Bowser's room...

DK: Bowser did you steal Cuddles, my teddy bear?!?

Bowser: Of course I didn't...(cough) (cough)

DK: (already forgot about Cuddles) Do you need an inhaler?

Bowser: (voice dripping with sarcasm) Donkey Kong, you're so smart!

DK: (with tears in his eyes) You actually mean that! Thank you! You're my best buddy- (falls asleep suddenly and starts snoring extremely loudly)

Bowser: Hehehe.....Those sleeping pills work every time.

Next Morning

Bowser: Soooo, whaddya wanna do today?

DK: Let me see...eat hotdogs, pizza, ice cream, more hotdogs, a couple more pizza pies...

Bowser: (shaking his head in disgust) I don't know why I even bother...

DK: Oh, I know! Lets make cows fly!

Bowser: Of all the stupid things you could say... Hey wait, that is a good idea.....

1 hour later

Bowser: Well, we have the cows, and all we need to do is make them fly.

DK: Let's raid Dr. Mario's lab!

Meanwhile...

Mewtwo: Have you Smashers seen Bowser or DK...

Back in Dr. Mario's lab....

DK: Will this do? (Reads label) "Laxative Acid: Very Good for Digestion"

Bowser: Errr...I don't think so...

DK: Ok then, how about this? "Great for Making Cows Fly"

Bowser: ...... -.-'

What Bowser and DK don't notice is a very small WARNING label that got rubbed away. It would've said, "Warning: After a 180 minutes of use, this liquid will make the user have a major urge to go to the bathroom."

On a field next to the Smash Mansion...

Bowser: It's alive!-Errr..I mean, It's a flying cow!

DK got so excited that he got into a glider and soared along with the flying cows.

DK: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's ME!

Bowser: O.O

(3 hours later)

Cow: MOOOOOOO!!!!!

Phhhhhffffffffffftttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!

Without being too descriptive, a huge mound of brown STUFF (that's how I'll refer to it) fell out of the sky and landed right next to Bowser.

Bowser: (fainted from the smell) X.X

DK: Yum!! Chocolate pudding! Yippee!!

DK dives into mound of STUFF and faints too. When all the other Smashers come to investigate the source of an unwanted smell, Dr. Mario has an invention that will get rid of it.

Dr. Mario: With my newest invention, the Super Kleaner 5000, it will be shortly before the STUFF is gone.

Everyone: :)

Dr. Mario: This invention was much better than my old Super Kleaner 1000! That took 7,283 hours just to clean up a room. Now, it will take the Super Kleaner 5000 only 185 hours to clean this up!!!

Everyone else just does an anime-style fall, which cause them severe headaches. Ouch!

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