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flames! (Hey, i'm a pyro, so it's all good! ^ ^) Here's chapter 4!
*outside, 20 kids in costumes are seen standing outside with Mc Gonagall (who is seen dressed up in a pink Unicorn suit with a giant shiney horn sticking out of her head) and Snape (wearing his usual robes, but is dressed up as..VOLDEMORT!!! Very original, Draco. XD) but he refuses to put the badly-made paper mache mask (that Crabbe and Goyle had made) over his face, since Crabbe and Goyle were too stupid to cut eyeholes for the mask *
Snape: Alright! Settle down now! *everyone is absolutely silent* I will be calling out everyone's name to check if you are all here, so I want you all to remain silent while I do this, or I can assure you that you will be assigned a detention for each time you speak. *reading attendace list on a clipboard* Draco Malfoy!
Malfoy: *hand shoots up* Here!
Mc Gonagall: No! No! You're doing it all wrong Severus! You're supposed to read the list in alphabetical order! Not just randomly read out names!
Snape: Fine then, Miss Mc Perfect! *reads list* Ron Weasly!
Mc Gongall: No! No! You're reading it backwards! You're supposed to start from the top, not the bottom of the list!
Snape: Grrr...Sarah Bet-
Mc Gonagall: You're doing it too quietly!
Snape: Oh, screw this! If i'm not so perfect at this, then you do it! *shoves attendance board into Mc Gonagall's hands*
Mc Gonagall: Alright, keep quite children. *reads out the list and everyone's there, except Harry, Hermione, and Ron* and that Severus, is how you take attendance. *smiles*
Snape: Stupid perfect know-it-all...
Crabbe: Um, sir? Why is your mask sitting ontop of your head instead of over your face?
Malfoy: Wow! You just realized the mask was put on wrong! You're not as stupid as I thought!
Snape: Why am I not wearing it? It's because you forgot a to put little something that prevents me from walkinh straight into trees and getting hit by muggle cars!
Crabbe: uuuhh.....what?
Snape: -_-; You forgot to cut the eyeholes you idiot!
Crabbe: oh...really? I'm a genious?! *Malfoy smacks him* ooow....
Mc Gonagall: I wonder where Harry, Ron, and Hermione are?
Snape: Most likely up to trouble again. With those three, it won't be long till your house runs out of points to lose, Minerva! *chuckles*
Mc Gonagall: *takes clipboard and whacks Snape across the head*
Kids: Ooooohhh!!!
Snape: *rubs his head, groaning* Alright! Gimmie that thing! *tries to grab the clipboard, but Mc Gonagall jumps away running off*
Mc Gonagall: YOU CAN'T HAVE MY CLIPBOARD!!! It's MY PRECIOUS!!! *foaming at the mouth with a crazed-look on her face, she runs off in the bushes with the clipboard, still in hand*
*the few slytherins in the trick or treat group all cheer*
Snape: HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU OLD BAT! YOU CANNOT LEAVE ME HERE WITH ALL THESE NUTTERS!!! Why the hell did I even agree to this anyways?!
Crabbe: Old bat? I thought she was dressed up as a pink unicorn! *Malfoy stomps on his foot* OW!!
Snape: Don't you have someplace else to be stupid?!
Goyle: no
A griffondor 4th year: I had no idea Mc Gonagall could make such a good imitation of Golem!
*Harry, Ron, and Hermione come running out, and sure enough, there's a great roar of laughter from the trick or treaters when they see harry waddling towards them in the sumo suit*
Hermione: There's only 20 kids here! I thought there'd be more than 20!
Harry: Only 20 is good! All the less to laugh at me!
Snape: You're late!
Harry: We know...
Ron: *looks around* Where's Mc Gonagall?
Snape: Stupid baka ran off with the clipboard, abandoning her duty, leaving me here to do all the work of taking you naive kids trick or treating! That stupid stuck up bi-
Hermione: uuhh...sir? *points to the group of trick or treaters who are now heading off down the road*
Snape: What the-STOP! STOP RIGHT NOW! YOU DON'T GO UNTIL I GIVE YOU ORDERS TO DO SO!!! *runs off after them* by the way Potter, nice costume! *smirks*
Harry: I'm beginning to regret this...
Ron: Oh, come on! It'll be fun! You can't let Snape ruin your night!
Hermione: We'd better catch up though. If we lose the group, we won't know where to go.
Ron: *running* But since when was there a muggle neighbourhood near by?
Hermione: Since now I guess.
Harry: *trying to run in the giant sumo costume* Guys! Wait for me!
*fifteen minutes later, they arrive in a muggle neighbohood, but Harry is still trailing along behind*
Snape: Alright, here are the rules. Stay in groups of two or more people, stay only on this street, no harassing the muggles here...
*Half an hour later...*
*everyone's fallen asleep as Snape is STILL explaining the rules and Harry finally arrives, panting from all the running*
Harry: *panting* That...was sheer...torture!
Snape: and no magic! That is all. Off you go then.
*everyone immediately wakes up, cheers and runs off to the houses, except Harry, who is waddling*
Harry: WAIT!!!
Hermione: Oh! Sorry Harry!
Ron: Just got a little excited, that's all.
Harry: You'll wait for me, right?
Hermione: Don't worry! Of course we'll wait for you!
Ron: Even if it takes all night! To the houses! *Ron and Hermione dash off*
Harry: *waddling* WAAAAAAIIIIIIT!!!!
To be continued... don't forget to review!
*outside, 20 kids in costumes are seen standing outside with Mc Gonagall (who is seen dressed up in a pink Unicorn suit with a giant shiney horn sticking out of her head) and Snape (wearing his usual robes, but is dressed up as..VOLDEMORT!!! Very original, Draco. XD) but he refuses to put the badly-made paper mache mask (that Crabbe and Goyle had made) over his face, since Crabbe and Goyle were too stupid to cut eyeholes for the mask *
Snape: Alright! Settle down now! *everyone is absolutely silent* I will be calling out everyone's name to check if you are all here, so I want you all to remain silent while I do this, or I can assure you that you will be assigned a detention for each time you speak. *reading attendace list on a clipboard* Draco Malfoy!
Malfoy: *hand shoots up* Here!
Mc Gonagall: No! No! You're doing it all wrong Severus! You're supposed to read the list in alphabetical order! Not just randomly read out names!
Snape: Fine then, Miss Mc Perfect! *reads list* Ron Weasly!
Mc Gongall: No! No! You're reading it backwards! You're supposed to start from the top, not the bottom of the list!
Snape: Grrr...Sarah Bet-
Mc Gonagall: You're doing it too quietly!
Snape: Oh, screw this! If i'm not so perfect at this, then you do it! *shoves attendance board into Mc Gonagall's hands*
Mc Gonagall: Alright, keep quite children. *reads out the list and everyone's there, except Harry, Hermione, and Ron* and that Severus, is how you take attendance. *smiles*
Snape: Stupid perfect know-it-all...
Crabbe: Um, sir? Why is your mask sitting ontop of your head instead of over your face?
Malfoy: Wow! You just realized the mask was put on wrong! You're not as stupid as I thought!
Snape: Why am I not wearing it? It's because you forgot a to put little something that prevents me from walkinh straight into trees and getting hit by muggle cars!
Crabbe: uuuhh.....what?
Snape: -_-; You forgot to cut the eyeholes you idiot!
Crabbe: oh...really? I'm a genious?! *Malfoy smacks him* ooow....
Mc Gonagall: I wonder where Harry, Ron, and Hermione are?
Snape: Most likely up to trouble again. With those three, it won't be long till your house runs out of points to lose, Minerva! *chuckles*
Mc Gonagall: *takes clipboard and whacks Snape across the head*
Kids: Ooooohhh!!!
Snape: *rubs his head, groaning* Alright! Gimmie that thing! *tries to grab the clipboard, but Mc Gonagall jumps away running off*
Mc Gonagall: YOU CAN'T HAVE MY CLIPBOARD!!! It's MY PRECIOUS!!! *foaming at the mouth with a crazed-look on her face, she runs off in the bushes with the clipboard, still in hand*
*the few slytherins in the trick or treat group all cheer*
Snape: HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU OLD BAT! YOU CANNOT LEAVE ME HERE WITH ALL THESE NUTTERS!!! Why the hell did I even agree to this anyways?!
Crabbe: Old bat? I thought she was dressed up as a pink unicorn! *Malfoy stomps on his foot* OW!!
Snape: Don't you have someplace else to be stupid?!
Goyle: no
A griffondor 4th year: I had no idea Mc Gonagall could make such a good imitation of Golem!
*Harry, Ron, and Hermione come running out, and sure enough, there's a great roar of laughter from the trick or treaters when they see harry waddling towards them in the sumo suit*
Hermione: There's only 20 kids here! I thought there'd be more than 20!
Harry: Only 20 is good! All the less to laugh at me!
Snape: You're late!
Harry: We know...
Ron: *looks around* Where's Mc Gonagall?
Snape: Stupid baka ran off with the clipboard, abandoning her duty, leaving me here to do all the work of taking you naive kids trick or treating! That stupid stuck up bi-
Hermione: uuhh...sir? *points to the group of trick or treaters who are now heading off down the road*
Snape: What the-STOP! STOP RIGHT NOW! YOU DON'T GO UNTIL I GIVE YOU ORDERS TO DO SO!!! *runs off after them* by the way Potter, nice costume! *smirks*
Harry: I'm beginning to regret this...
Ron: Oh, come on! It'll be fun! You can't let Snape ruin your night!
Hermione: We'd better catch up though. If we lose the group, we won't know where to go.
Ron: *running* But since when was there a muggle neighbourhood near by?
Hermione: Since now I guess.
Harry: *trying to run in the giant sumo costume* Guys! Wait for me!
*fifteen minutes later, they arrive in a muggle neighbohood, but Harry is still trailing along behind*
Snape: Alright, here are the rules. Stay in groups of two or more people, stay only on this street, no harassing the muggles here...
*Half an hour later...*
*everyone's fallen asleep as Snape is STILL explaining the rules and Harry finally arrives, panting from all the running*
Harry: *panting* That...was sheer...torture!
Snape: and no magic! That is all. Off you go then.
*everyone immediately wakes up, cheers and runs off to the houses, except Harry, who is waddling*
Harry: WAIT!!!
Hermione: Oh! Sorry Harry!
Ron: Just got a little excited, that's all.
Harry: You'll wait for me, right?
Hermione: Don't worry! Of course we'll wait for you!
Ron: Even if it takes all night! To the houses! *Ron and Hermione dash off*
Harry: *waddling* WAAAAAAIIIIIIT!!!!
To be continued... don't forget to review!