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Chapter 2: Midget Smashers
After the "flying cow" incident, Bowser and DK were put under strict watch....
Bowser: Can't I even go to the bathroom unwatched?
Link: Who said you were being watched?
Bowser: You.... -.-'
Link: Oh.....
While Link is standing in the middle of the hallway pondering this, Bowser sneaks into the bathroom.
Bowser: (in an obsessed voice) Must do something evil....I must....... Oooo, a toilet. Hehehehe...
Meanwhile...
DK is surrounded by a psychic barrier that Mewtwo and Ness are keeping up. DK starts pounding the barrier with his fists, but to no avail.
DK: Noooo! My tiny..err...I mean, big, muscles can't get me out of this.
At the bathroom, Gannondorf is sitting on the toilet, whistling and reading a newspaper. When he casually reaches for the flush handle, he finds that the toilet has been blocked.
Gannondorf: $#%&
Back to DK's "prison"...
Bowser sneaks behind some bushes and immediately takes in the situation. He grabs a banana from a tree and chucks it just outside of the prison.
DK: MUST HAVE BANANA!!!!!!!
Ness: Where did that banana come from?!
The distraction of Mewtwo and Ness, combined with DK's lust for bananas, broke the barrier. The explosion of psychic powers knocked Mewtwo and Ness out X.X.
Boswer: (to DK) We must get our revenge for them locking us up!! Are you with me DK?
DK: Can I finish my banana first? Please?
Bowser: (slaps himself) Please tell me that I'm dreaming.
DK: Fine, I'll tell you. (in a mysterious voice) You are dreaming.
Bowser: (ignoring that remark) Let's poison them with one of Dr. Mario's potions.
Without waiting for a comment, Bowser pulls DK with him to Dr. Mario's labratory.
Dr. Mario's Lab
DK: How about laxative acid?
Bowser: Nah, we have to be original. Hey, let's take this. It says "Shrinking Potion: Guaranteed to Make User a Midget".
They hoard at least 30 bottles of the stuff. They packed up the bottles and were about to leave.....
DK: (feeling kind of bad for stealing the potions) Shouldn't we pay Dr. Mario? I mean, we took 30 bottles.
Bowser: Fine then. (puts a nickel on the counter)
DK: What?!? That little?
Bowser: Oh yea. (replaces nickel with penny)
DK: I give up.....
At Nighttime
Bowser and DK already slipped the shrinking potions in the Smasher's sodas.
Bowser: I propose a cheer to all that we consider wrong, I mean, right and to good fortune for all.
Everyone looks at him strangely, but still knocks their sodas together. Once DK finishes his can of soda, he is still so thirsty that he drinks one of the infected cans.
Bowser: No, don't do that you dimwit...(kicks DK from under the table)
Zelda: Do what?
Bowser: Errr, nothing. Just nothing....
Within ten minutes, all the Smashers, except Bowser, but including DK, have shrunk into pint-sized midgets.(AN: Kind of like using Lightning on people in Mario Kart 64)
Yoshi: (unhappily) Hey, what happpened to me?!?!
Jigglypuff: (also unhappily) Hey look at me, anybody could easily mistake me for a balloon.
Bowser (still big): Oooo, a fluffly pink balloon, I have never seen one of these before.(blows Jigglypuff full of air ties a string to her feet.
Jigglypuff: (very disgruntled) See what I mean?
Nana: This has to be the work of Bowser and DK.
Everyone who was shrunk (including DK -.-'): Grrrrrrr.......
Roy: I'm going to slice you up into itty-bitty pieces. (tries to pick up a gigantic sword, but fails miserably) Nevermind.....
Fox: (squeaking) I'm gonna beat you up- (stops suddenly because he realizes that Bowser is gigantic compared to him)
Fox compromises by beating up DK, who is the same size as him now.
DK: X.X
Bowser: Achooo! I need to wipe my nose. (picks up a tiny 2-D Mr. Game and Watch) This is very convenient.
Mr. Game and Watch: X.X (AN: Strangely, a lot of people are getting knocked out in this chapter)
Falco: Stop torturing us!
Bowser: Fine! (evil smile spreads across his face) Body slam!
Bowser body slams everyone (including DK) and smushes them flat (even though Mr. Game and Watch is already flat). But then everyone pops back into their original size before they drank the potion. (AN: Also like in Mario Kart 64, when the giant egg crushes you, you become flat, then you pop back)
Bowser: Awww...I was just getting started...
Everyone else shudders, thinking about the possibilities that could have happened to them.
Peach: (angrily and while slapping Bowser and DK) You guys have got some explaining to do.....
DK: Uhhh...How about we end this chapter now, before we get beat up, and let the reader imagine what happens to us....
Smashers who got shrunk (except for DK): No way!
Everyone joins in on a pileup on DK and Bowser.
Status of DK after pileup: X.X
Status of Bowser after pileup: X.X
Status of everyone else: Happy, satisfied, =)
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