Now to where our heros-err...correction, goofy wizarding friends left off, Snape had just accidentaly shot down Hagird with his expelliarmus attack, thinking Hagrid was a bear. And now they all stand crowded around the lifeless(or is he?) Hagrid.
Snape: staring down at Hagrid Holy crap...
Crabbe: What happnened?
Goyle: The Professor found some holy crap!
Snape: Don't you have someplace else to be stupid?
Malfoy: Try to be smart for once! stomps on Goyle's foot
Goyle: OOWWIIIEEEEEE!!!! :'(
Ron: Snape's gonna be in so much trouble! snickers
Gryffondor 4th year: 50 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!!! laughs
Snape: What did you say?!
Gryffondor 4th year: nothing...
Sanpe: I thought so...glares
Suddenly, the lifless Hagrid began to stir.
Ron: AAAHH!! ZOMBIE!!!
Malfoy: He's not a zombie, stupid! He's regaining conciousness! Silly coward. Some Gryffindor you are!
Harry: Well, you really don't look so brave yourself, clutching like that onto Snape's robes for the past 5 minutes!
Malfoy: ................
Snape: If you would please let go of my robes, Malfoy.
Ron: Look! He's moving!
Malfoy: Mr. states the obvious! Ppht!
Harry: Shut your trap for once!
Hermione: He's alive! Oh Hagrid! Thank goodness you're okay!
Hagrid: Evenin' all! Large costume dragged me down 'o' bit, but nothin' to it! Wanted to come with yer, but ya already left, so I tried ter catch up with ya. Went through those bushes so less of them muggle folk wouldn't see me. Then somethin' red hit me. Don't know who did it though. I reckon one of you folk.
Harry: That would be Professor Snape
Snape: glares at Harry
Hagrid: 'S'all right! I understand professor! Anyways, thought i'd join in with yer tonight! That alright with ya all?
Malfoy: Oh joy...
Snape: Perfect. Now you can help me look after the students, since Minerva ditched her duty in order to keep her 'oh-so precious' clipboard from harm.
Hagrid: That Mc Gonagall, what a nutter chuckles A pleasure Professor! I'd be delighted ter help ya with the children! And gettin' candy at the same time too! It'll just be like bein' a kid again!
Snape: muttering What a child. speaks Thank you Hagrid...off you go then.
Hagrid and kids: YAY!!!! They dash off towards the houses
Harry: Hey guys! I think i've finally mastered the art of travelling around in this costume!
Ron: That's the stuff Harry! Now we can get more candy!
Hagrid: Is that you in there Harry? Didn't recognize ya in that costume! Ya almost look like yer cousin Dudley in that thing!
Harry: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE DUDLEY!!! DUDLEY IS THE LAST THING I WOULD DRESS UP AS ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH!!!
Hagrid: Woah! Err, sorry 'bout that Harry! Didn't mean ter offend ya.
Harry: Well, it's okay actually. The last thing i'd really dress up would either be Malfoy or a moldy old toilet complete with toilet paper roll and a plunger.
Ron: He's so optimistic...
Hagrid: Actually, I was thinkin' 'bout dressing up as an outhouse tonight!
Everyone stops talking and trick or treating, silence falls and everyone stares at Hagrid
Malfoy:..That...is just wrong!
Snape: I think i've just been permanently scarred...
Ron: backs away slowly
Hagrid: What are yer all lookin' at?!
everyone goes back to trick or treating
Ron: Bloody hell Hagrid! Now i've got horrible images playing through my head!
Hagrid: Aw c'mon! Nothin's wrong with bein' an outhouse! surprisingly (and thankfully), no one else heard him say that Well, don't worry 'bout yer silly costume Harry! You got me, the stupid ugly old lookin' bear who just declared about wantin' ter be an stinky ol' outhouse infront of at least 40 people to travel around with, makin' yeh look good!
Harry: smiles Thanks Hagrid. Now I can feel stupid with someone else now!
Ron: Well, what are we waiting for?! To the houses!
The 4 friends dashed off towards a nice looking blue house, climbing the steps, and ringing the doorbell. A young lady answered the door with a bowel of treats in hand.
Hagrid, Harry, Hermione, and Ron: Trick or Treat!
Lady: pointing at hagrid A b-b-a-a bi-ba-bo-ba-be-ba- buuuuuuuhh....faints
Hagrid: 'suppose she fainted from workin' too hard ter find the right word for my costume! It's not that hard! I'm a bear! Easy word ter say, really!
Hermione: No, she thought you were a real bear!
Ron: You sure?
Hagrid: Blimey! Ya don't think, do ya? I mean, i'm not that scary!
Hermione: Professor Snape thought you were a real bear...
Harry: And if you came up to my door dressed up in that be-
Hagrid: Come on! Let's try the next house! Maybe it'll have some people who know how to speak properly!
Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked at each other worringly, but followed. Malfoy and his two goons rushed up to the blue house, and found the lady lying on the doorstep with her candies spread about her.
Crabbe: Look! Free candy!
Malfoy: No duh, stupid! It's Halloween! Candies are always free! But here, we get extra! grabs all the candy around the lady along with Crabbe and Goyle
Goyle: Yay! Chocolate!
Malfoy: Yes Goyle, chocolate. Stupid loony...
Meanwhile, the dream team (As Snape called them in book two) along with their trusty sidekick, Hagrid, had walked up to a trailer home.
Harry: Do you think this is an appropriate house to go to? What if they don't celebrate Halloween?
Ron: Look at all the pumpkins they got! Of course they celebrate!
Hagrid knocks on the door and it opens showing a hic woman in a messy torn green dress with a dirty apron standing there
Hagrid: Trick or-
Woman: EEEK!! AMOS! THERE'S A BEAR AT THE DOOR! QUICK! GRAB THE FRYIN' PAN!
A hic man in dirty overalls and a straw hat appears with a frying pan
Man: I GOT IT HERE AGNES! I'LL FETCH M'SELF THE SHOTGUN!!
Woman: takes the fyring pan and whack Hagird a numerous amount of times over the head with it GET OUTTA HERE, YER VARMIN! OUT YA PESKY BLOKE! OUTTA HERE!! QUICK AMOS! GET THE SHOTGUN READY!!
Harry: Stop! Stop! He's not a bear!
Hermione: Don't hurt him!
Ron: guys! points inside onto the table They've got...candy apples for the trick or treaters!
Woman: KEEP YER YAPPERS SHUT KIDDIES, AND GET OUTTA HERE WHILE YA STILL CAN!! wacking Hagrid TAKE THAT, YA SMELLY HAIRBALL
Hagrid then fell backwards from the many blows of the dreaded frying pan of mass destruction.
Man: Got the gun! Oh, ya already knocked him-hey! That's not a bear! That's a man!
Harry: That's what we've been trying to tell you!
Ron: Can we have our treats now? Please?
Woman: Quick Amos! Start the trailor up! We're movin' out quick before them cops come!
The woman shut the door to the trailer quickly, and the house on wheels zoomed off down a gravelly path.
Ron: The candy apples! ;; NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Harry: I knew this was a bad idea!
Hermione: Let's get Hagrid back to Professor Snape. He might be able to do something.
Ron: You sure Snape won't make it worse?
Harry: He did shoot Hagrid down when he saw him. He may think Hagrid's another bear.
Hermione: ...good point. HAgrid's had all the pounding he can take. Let's just leave him in these bushes to reast for a bit. We'll come back and check on him in a while.
And so, our 3 friends gently lay poor Hagrid in the bush, and skip off towards the next house. (or to say, waddle for Harry) Trick or treating and happily collecting as many sweets as their bags could hold.
To be continued...
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Snape: staring down at Hagrid Holy crap...
Crabbe: What happnened?
Goyle: The Professor found some holy crap!
Snape: Don't you have someplace else to be stupid?
Malfoy: Try to be smart for once! stomps on Goyle's foot
Goyle: OOWWIIIEEEEEE!!!! :'(
Ron: Snape's gonna be in so much trouble! snickers
Gryffondor 4th year: 50 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!!! laughs
Snape: What did you say?!
Gryffondor 4th year: nothing...
Sanpe: I thought so...glares
Suddenly, the lifless Hagrid began to stir.
Ron: AAAHH!! ZOMBIE!!!
Malfoy: He's not a zombie, stupid! He's regaining conciousness! Silly coward. Some Gryffindor you are!
Harry: Well, you really don't look so brave yourself, clutching like that onto Snape's robes for the past 5 minutes!
Malfoy: ................
Snape: If you would please let go of my robes, Malfoy.
Ron: Look! He's moving!
Malfoy: Mr. states the obvious! Ppht!
Harry: Shut your trap for once!
Hermione: He's alive! Oh Hagrid! Thank goodness you're okay!
Hagrid: Evenin' all! Large costume dragged me down 'o' bit, but nothin' to it! Wanted to come with yer, but ya already left, so I tried ter catch up with ya. Went through those bushes so less of them muggle folk wouldn't see me. Then somethin' red hit me. Don't know who did it though. I reckon one of you folk.
Harry: That would be Professor Snape
Snape: glares at Harry
Hagrid: 'S'all right! I understand professor! Anyways, thought i'd join in with yer tonight! That alright with ya all?
Malfoy: Oh joy...
Snape: Perfect. Now you can help me look after the students, since Minerva ditched her duty in order to keep her 'oh-so precious' clipboard from harm.
Hagrid: That Mc Gonagall, what a nutter chuckles A pleasure Professor! I'd be delighted ter help ya with the children! And gettin' candy at the same time too! It'll just be like bein' a kid again!
Snape: muttering What a child. speaks Thank you Hagrid...off you go then.
Hagrid and kids: YAY!!!! They dash off towards the houses
Harry: Hey guys! I think i've finally mastered the art of travelling around in this costume!
Ron: That's the stuff Harry! Now we can get more candy!
Hagrid: Is that you in there Harry? Didn't recognize ya in that costume! Ya almost look like yer cousin Dudley in that thing!
Harry: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE DUDLEY!!! DUDLEY IS THE LAST THING I WOULD DRESS UP AS ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH!!!
Hagrid: Woah! Err, sorry 'bout that Harry! Didn't mean ter offend ya.
Harry: Well, it's okay actually. The last thing i'd really dress up would either be Malfoy or a moldy old toilet complete with toilet paper roll and a plunger.
Ron: He's so optimistic...
Hagrid: Actually, I was thinkin' 'bout dressing up as an outhouse tonight!
Everyone stops talking and trick or treating, silence falls and everyone stares at Hagrid
Malfoy:..That...is just wrong!
Snape: I think i've just been permanently scarred...
Ron: backs away slowly
Hagrid: What are yer all lookin' at?!
everyone goes back to trick or treating
Ron: Bloody hell Hagrid! Now i've got horrible images playing through my head!
Hagrid: Aw c'mon! Nothin's wrong with bein' an outhouse! surprisingly (and thankfully), no one else heard him say that Well, don't worry 'bout yer silly costume Harry! You got me, the stupid ugly old lookin' bear who just declared about wantin' ter be an stinky ol' outhouse infront of at least 40 people to travel around with, makin' yeh look good!
Harry: smiles Thanks Hagrid. Now I can feel stupid with someone else now!
Ron: Well, what are we waiting for?! To the houses!
The 4 friends dashed off towards a nice looking blue house, climbing the steps, and ringing the doorbell. A young lady answered the door with a bowel of treats in hand.
Hagrid, Harry, Hermione, and Ron: Trick or Treat!
Lady: pointing at hagrid A b-b-a-a bi-ba-bo-ba-be-ba- buuuuuuuhh....faints
Hagrid: 'suppose she fainted from workin' too hard ter find the right word for my costume! It's not that hard! I'm a bear! Easy word ter say, really!
Hermione: No, she thought you were a real bear!
Ron: You sure?
Hagrid: Blimey! Ya don't think, do ya? I mean, i'm not that scary!
Hermione: Professor Snape thought you were a real bear...
Harry: And if you came up to my door dressed up in that be-
Hagrid: Come on! Let's try the next house! Maybe it'll have some people who know how to speak properly!
Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked at each other worringly, but followed. Malfoy and his two goons rushed up to the blue house, and found the lady lying on the doorstep with her candies spread about her.
Crabbe: Look! Free candy!
Malfoy: No duh, stupid! It's Halloween! Candies are always free! But here, we get extra! grabs all the candy around the lady along with Crabbe and Goyle
Goyle: Yay! Chocolate!
Malfoy: Yes Goyle, chocolate. Stupid loony...
Meanwhile, the dream team (As Snape called them in book two) along with their trusty sidekick, Hagrid, had walked up to a trailer home.
Harry: Do you think this is an appropriate house to go to? What if they don't celebrate Halloween?
Ron: Look at all the pumpkins they got! Of course they celebrate!
Hagrid knocks on the door and it opens showing a hic woman in a messy torn green dress with a dirty apron standing there
Hagrid: Trick or-
Woman: EEEK!! AMOS! THERE'S A BEAR AT THE DOOR! QUICK! GRAB THE FRYIN' PAN!
A hic man in dirty overalls and a straw hat appears with a frying pan
Man: I GOT IT HERE AGNES! I'LL FETCH M'SELF THE SHOTGUN!!
Woman: takes the fyring pan and whack Hagird a numerous amount of times over the head with it GET OUTTA HERE, YER VARMIN! OUT YA PESKY BLOKE! OUTTA HERE!! QUICK AMOS! GET THE SHOTGUN READY!!
Harry: Stop! Stop! He's not a bear!
Hermione: Don't hurt him!
Ron: guys! points inside onto the table They've got...candy apples for the trick or treaters!
Woman: KEEP YER YAPPERS SHUT KIDDIES, AND GET OUTTA HERE WHILE YA STILL CAN!! wacking Hagrid TAKE THAT, YA SMELLY HAIRBALL
Hagrid then fell backwards from the many blows of the dreaded frying pan of mass destruction.
Man: Got the gun! Oh, ya already knocked him-hey! That's not a bear! That's a man!
Harry: That's what we've been trying to tell you!
Ron: Can we have our treats now? Please?
Woman: Quick Amos! Start the trailor up! We're movin' out quick before them cops come!
The woman shut the door to the trailer quickly, and the house on wheels zoomed off down a gravelly path.
Ron: The candy apples! ;; NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Harry: I knew this was a bad idea!
Hermione: Let's get Hagrid back to Professor Snape. He might be able to do something.
Ron: You sure Snape won't make it worse?
Harry: He did shoot Hagrid down when he saw him. He may think Hagrid's another bear.
Hermione: ...good point. HAgrid's had all the pounding he can take. Let's just leave him in these bushes to reast for a bit. We'll come back and check on him in a while.
And so, our 3 friends gently lay poor Hagrid in the bush, and skip off towards the next house. (or to say, waddle for Harry) Trick or treating and happily collecting as many sweets as their bags could hold.
To be continued...
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