Harry: Look at all the candy we have! I've never had this much candy in my life!
Ron: Isn't Halloween fun?!
Hermione: This is the best halloween i've ever had!
Harry: That goes double for me! It's the only Halloween i've ever had!
Ron: yawns I'm getting tired. I wonder if it's time to go back yet?
Harry: Already?! But we just got stared!
Hermione: Harry, we started at the first house at 8:00 and it's 10:00. Usually, trick or treating ends around 10:00. People up and about on the streets after 10:00 are usually considered street thugs or trouble makers.
Harry: But we're not any of those!
Ron: Well, unless you count all the times we've broken the rules back at Hogwarts
Hermione: We should get back Professor Snape
Harry: Ya, before he starts deducting house points for our lateness
Ron:...Is lateness even a real word?
Meanwhile, back at the original street...
Crabbe: Sir, aren't you going to wear your mask?
Snape: I said no already!
Crabbe: Why?
Snape: Because you didn't cut eyeholes!
Crabbe: Why?
Snape: Because you were too stupid to do so!
Crabbe: Why?
Snape: How should I know?! I'm not you!
Crabbe: Why?
Snape: I don't know! Ask Jesus!
Crabbe: Why?
Snape: AAAARRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Stop saying that!
Crabbe: Why?
Snape: Just..SHUTUP ALREADY!!!
Crabbe: ...why?
Mc gonagall: (leaps out of a bush ) Because he told you to do so! Now do as he says!
Crabbe: OH MY GOD! IT'S THE DEMON RHINO FROM THE BLACK LAGOON! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! runs off in another direction
Snape: Thank you god!!!
Mc gonagall: My name is not god! It is Minerva Mc gonagall, thank you very much!
Snape: I know that. It's just a muggle expression. I see you've finally dropped your obsessive protectivness of your oh-so precious clipboard.
Mc gongagall: (shakes her head) Rhino?! What an insult! Just because I have a horn on the top of my head doesn't mean that i'm a rhino! I am a unicorn!
Snape: What do you expect from him?! He's stupid!
Mc gonagall: Good point.
Goyle: Hey! Professor Mc gonagall came back!
Malfoy: No kidding! Let's all jump for joy!
Draco suddenly noticed something rather interesting that a little muggle boy dressed up as a devil was carrying. Unfortunately, for the poor kid, he was bent down tying his shoelace, and didn't notice Malfoy staring at him so evily.
Malfoy: Hello, what do we have here?
Goyle: Huh? What are ya gonna do Malfoy?
Malfoy reply though. He snuck up behind the kid, towering over him, looking rather frightful in his vampire costume.
Malfoy: Hello...little boy!
Malfoy bared his vampire fangs at the little boy.
Kid: 00; AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MOMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
The kid ran away so fast that he left his treat bag and pitchfork. Malfoy bent over and picked up the treatbag and pitchfork, smiling to himself.
Malfoy: Just as I suspected. Silly muggles!
Snape: Malfoy! Did you not hear the rules I explained before you started?
Malfoy: Gee sir, I must've forgotten them!
Snape: Where is Hagrid?! He was supposed to help me keep these kids in order! I cannot keep track of 36 kids in a muggle neighbourhood alone!
Mc gonagall: Then i'll look after the kids on the next street!
Snape: Thank you! Mr.Malfoy, get back here this instant!
Back at the street where Harry and co. are...
Harry: Wait! What about Hagrid?
Hermione: We'd better go get him!
They ran off towards the bush they left him at, but, alas, Hagrid was no where to be seen.
Ron: This...is bad! All the muggles will think he's some sort of wild animal in that costume!
Hermione: Let's get Professor Snape to help!
Ron: (in a mocking tone) Professor Snape! Professor Snape! Why him?!
Hermione: One, he is a professor. Two, he is smart. Three, he probably can track down Hagrid better than we can. 4, if we are in trouble...
Harry: Man, she could go on.
Ron: Alright! Stop already! Let's go find the damn greasy git!
They quickly rushed towards the original street where they were supposed to meet, and found it in chaos. 4th year Gryffindors and Slytherins where dueling each other, some more Slytherins were setting muggle's bushes on fire, the 6th year hufflepuffs were setting off fireworks in the sky with their wands, and Snape was chasing Malfoy down the street, who was chasing a poor little muggle kid dressed up as a dog.
Crabbe: Looks like Malfoy's had too much sugar again
Goyle: Yep.
Gryffindor 4th year: You lose this last round, I get all your Mars bars!
Slytherin 4th year: Bring it on! Those packs of smarties will be mine!!
Ron: They're gambling for candy?!
Hermione: I'm not sure if that would really count as gambling...
Harry: Who cares?! Look at everyone! They're doing magic infront of a bunch of muggles! I thought you said Hermione, that the trick or treaters left after 10:00!
Hermione: Well, not exactly!
Then, Professor Mc gonagall came running, with a bunch of students behind her.
Mc gonagall: All of you! Detention! I have never seen worse behaviour from anyone!
Malfoy: (holding pitchfork inches from the muggle's butt) MWA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY PITCHFORK OF DOOM!!!!! HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!!
Muggle kid: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!!
Snape: DROP THAT THIING THIS INSTANT MALFOY, BEFORE I PERSONALLY EXPEL YOU!!!
Mc gonagall: I stand thouroughly corrected!
Harry: professor! Have you seen Hagrid?
Mc gonagall: No, but I did see a giant bear over on the other street.
Hermione: (grabs Harry and Ron) Let's go!
And so, our hero's new quest, to find Hagrid, begins! (Heroic music plays in background)
To be continued... sorry if that chapter was cheesy
Ron: Isn't Halloween fun?!
Hermione: This is the best halloween i've ever had!
Harry: That goes double for me! It's the only Halloween i've ever had!
Ron: yawns I'm getting tired. I wonder if it's time to go back yet?
Harry: Already?! But we just got stared!
Hermione: Harry, we started at the first house at 8:00 and it's 10:00. Usually, trick or treating ends around 10:00. People up and about on the streets after 10:00 are usually considered street thugs or trouble makers.
Harry: But we're not any of those!
Ron: Well, unless you count all the times we've broken the rules back at Hogwarts
Hermione: We should get back Professor Snape
Harry: Ya, before he starts deducting house points for our lateness
Ron:...Is lateness even a real word?
Meanwhile, back at the original street...
Crabbe: Sir, aren't you going to wear your mask?
Snape: I said no already!
Crabbe: Why?
Snape: Because you didn't cut eyeholes!
Crabbe: Why?
Snape: Because you were too stupid to do so!
Crabbe: Why?
Snape: How should I know?! I'm not you!
Crabbe: Why?
Snape: I don't know! Ask Jesus!
Crabbe: Why?
Snape: AAAARRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Stop saying that!
Crabbe: Why?
Snape: Just..SHUTUP ALREADY!!!
Crabbe: ...why?
Mc gonagall: (leaps out of a bush ) Because he told you to do so! Now do as he says!
Crabbe: OH MY GOD! IT'S THE DEMON RHINO FROM THE BLACK LAGOON! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! runs off in another direction
Snape: Thank you god!!!
Mc gonagall: My name is not god! It is Minerva Mc gonagall, thank you very much!
Snape: I know that. It's just a muggle expression. I see you've finally dropped your obsessive protectivness of your oh-so precious clipboard.
Mc gongagall: (shakes her head) Rhino?! What an insult! Just because I have a horn on the top of my head doesn't mean that i'm a rhino! I am a unicorn!
Snape: What do you expect from him?! He's stupid!
Mc gonagall: Good point.
Goyle: Hey! Professor Mc gonagall came back!
Malfoy: No kidding! Let's all jump for joy!
Draco suddenly noticed something rather interesting that a little muggle boy dressed up as a devil was carrying. Unfortunately, for the poor kid, he was bent down tying his shoelace, and didn't notice Malfoy staring at him so evily.
Malfoy: Hello, what do we have here?
Goyle: Huh? What are ya gonna do Malfoy?
Malfoy reply though. He snuck up behind the kid, towering over him, looking rather frightful in his vampire costume.
Malfoy: Hello...little boy!
Malfoy bared his vampire fangs at the little boy.
Kid: 00; AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MOMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
The kid ran away so fast that he left his treat bag and pitchfork. Malfoy bent over and picked up the treatbag and pitchfork, smiling to himself.
Malfoy: Just as I suspected. Silly muggles!
Snape: Malfoy! Did you not hear the rules I explained before you started?
Malfoy: Gee sir, I must've forgotten them!
Snape: Where is Hagrid?! He was supposed to help me keep these kids in order! I cannot keep track of 36 kids in a muggle neighbourhood alone!
Mc gonagall: Then i'll look after the kids on the next street!
Snape: Thank you! Mr.Malfoy, get back here this instant!
Back at the street where Harry and co. are...
Harry: Wait! What about Hagrid?
Hermione: We'd better go get him!
They ran off towards the bush they left him at, but, alas, Hagrid was no where to be seen.
Ron: This...is bad! All the muggles will think he's some sort of wild animal in that costume!
Hermione: Let's get Professor Snape to help!
Ron: (in a mocking tone) Professor Snape! Professor Snape! Why him?!
Hermione: One, he is a professor. Two, he is smart. Three, he probably can track down Hagrid better than we can. 4, if we are in trouble...
Harry: Man, she could go on.
Ron: Alright! Stop already! Let's go find the damn greasy git!
They quickly rushed towards the original street where they were supposed to meet, and found it in chaos. 4th year Gryffindors and Slytherins where dueling each other, some more Slytherins were setting muggle's bushes on fire, the 6th year hufflepuffs were setting off fireworks in the sky with their wands, and Snape was chasing Malfoy down the street, who was chasing a poor little muggle kid dressed up as a dog.
Crabbe: Looks like Malfoy's had too much sugar again
Goyle: Yep.
Gryffindor 4th year: You lose this last round, I get all your Mars bars!
Slytherin 4th year: Bring it on! Those packs of smarties will be mine!!
Ron: They're gambling for candy?!
Hermione: I'm not sure if that would really count as gambling...
Harry: Who cares?! Look at everyone! They're doing magic infront of a bunch of muggles! I thought you said Hermione, that the trick or treaters left after 10:00!
Hermione: Well, not exactly!
Then, Professor Mc gonagall came running, with a bunch of students behind her.
Mc gonagall: All of you! Detention! I have never seen worse behaviour from anyone!
Malfoy: (holding pitchfork inches from the muggle's butt) MWA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY PITCHFORK OF DOOM!!!!! HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!!
Muggle kid: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!!
Snape: DROP THAT THIING THIS INSTANT MALFOY, BEFORE I PERSONALLY EXPEL YOU!!!
Mc gonagall: I stand thouroughly corrected!
Harry: professor! Have you seen Hagrid?
Mc gonagall: No, but I did see a giant bear over on the other street.
Hermione: (grabs Harry and Ron) Let's go!
And so, our hero's new quest, to find Hagrid, begins! (Heroic music plays in background)
To be continued... sorry if that chapter was cheesy