Disclaimer: some of the characters u recognize sadly don't belong to me.
I'm planning on ::cough:: bribing Joss Wheddon (writer, creator, etc. of
Buffy and Angel) or...well there are other ways to convince him. :: Evil
Grin::
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
I froze. "Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God!" I mumbled staring at Spike. My heart was thumping wildly in my chest. My breath caught in my throat
and my hands were suddenly sweaty.
"Xander, who are they?" Buffy asked.
"It's Spike!" I squeaked and I felt the heat rush to my cheeks.
The Scoobies looked at me then Spike then me again. "Don't bloody look at me, I dunno who they are." He said that sexy accent
making my knees weak. Fer snorted again and I elbowed her. Val was barely sustaining her giggles
and Stef and Bri were watching the Scoobies in avid fascination.
Tasha looked bored and Aggie looked nervous. "They came up to me and said to take them to you." Xander said looking at
us again. "They know stuff, about us, who we are. And that one," he said pointing at
me "called me a whelp."
Spike snorted.
"Don't get all broody on us now, Harris." Spike said. Buffy stood and I realized how short she was. My friends and I practically towered over her. It was almost funny if I wasn't just a little scared of
her.
"How do you know who I am?" She asked and I rolled my eyes. Once again
Buffy made it all about her. "Look, we're not exactly sure what's going on so let's just break it down. We," I said motioning to my friends behind me, "were watching you guys on
t.v. and the next thing we know, here we are in Sunnyhell."
She frowned and looked over at Willow.
"What do you mean you were watching us on TV?" Willow inquired.
Buffy turned back to us a glare on her face like she had thought of the
question herself. "What she means is that we were watching your show..." Stef tried but was cut
off by Dawn.
"What do you mean my TV show?"
I sighed this was going to be a long day. "Not your TV show. Your TV show." I said motioning to the other scoobies.
"I don't understand." Xander said.
"What else is new?" I mumbled under my breath.
Spike snorted again and flashed me that dead sexy, wicked grin of his.
"Okay, let me put this into terms you'll understand. First we were watching your show, which I'm guessing in what ever freak dimension we're in doesn't exist and you are your characters." I smiled very proud that I
understood what was going on.
Fer looked at me confused and I rolled my eyes. "Look, you guys in our world or dimension or whatever are characters on our
favorite show..."
"And what show is this?" Giles asked.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Bri put in.
"...and now whatever this dimension is you guys are actually your
characters."
"And can you prove this story of yours?" Giles asked.
"It's not a story. It's the truth." I said defensively.
"Uh, Jess?" Tasha said.
"Yeah?" I said turning to look at her.
"Look what I have."
I looked over and she was standing over a plastic bag in front of her.
"How did that get there?" I asked picking up the bag. "I dunno. It was with me when we woke up in the cemetery." Was her reply.
Inside were all my Buffy dvds, tapes, magazines, etc.
"What the hell?" I muttered.
"What's in it?" Aggie asked looking over my shoulder.
"All my Buffy stuff."
"Well now we can prove to them that they're just a show, right?" Stef
pointed out.
"Yeah, do you guys have a dvd player?"
In the Summers' living room everyone was gathered. Every Scooby, every
potential, and my friends and I sat on the floor. The Scoobies on the
couch, and the potentials were hovering around the room.
"Which ep should I put on?" I asked.
"Any one." Val said.
I looked at her in horror.
"You can't just put any ep on. There has to be precautions to this."
She rolled her eyes and Tasha laughed.
"I'm serious, we have to make sure that they don't see certain, eps, certain scenes, and stuff. If the characters want to keep things private from everyone in the ep then we have to respect that and plus we can't give
anything away that will inevitably change the future..." My thoughts had drifted away as I contemplated the repercussions of helping out the Scoobies and maybe save Spike from ghost imprisonment miles away from the love of his life. I frowned that was way too exaggerated but you
get my point...right? A slow smile played across my face as the light bulb in my brain went off. I grabbed the plastic bag, dumping everything onto the floor. I scrambled through the various games, magazines, dvds and tapes. As I was searching I found a mag with James Marsters on the cover. I picked it up looked at it and then looked over at the real thing. A stupid smile played across my features until Fer literally slapped me back into reality. I glared at her but recovered picking up season 4 and taking the Oz disc out. I put it in
and impatiently tapped my fingers waiting for the menu to come on. The potentials were talking quietly amongst them, as were my friends.
The Scoobies for once in their lives were pretty quiet. Finally the menu came on and the image of Buffy in the background came up.
"Hey, that's me."
"Thank you Captain Obvious." I said and Stef giggled. I picked the ep Fear Itself then contemplated whether to skip to the scene I wanted or to watch it from the beginning. When Fer finally understood
what I was trying to do, she grabbed the remote.
"Hey!"
"You can't put that ep on. It's breaking one of your rules."
"Oh yeah, which one?" I challenged.
"This ep doesn't even have a brief scene of Spike." She said malice
glinting in her eyes.
I scowled as my face turned red.
"So what, I can bend the rules this time and besides it's a good ep."
"It doesn't matter, its still breaking a rule." I looked at her threateningly and was about to say something really nasty
when I was cut off by Spike.
"Uh, can you just put whatever it is on?" he inquired.
"Sure Spike if you really want to see it. Fer, Spike wants to see the
episode please put it on for him." She glared at me but pressed play. The episode began, the giant pumpkin was focused on the screen as the camera slowly pulled back, revealing the
four scoobies in Xander's basement. I thought I was going to die of boredom if the part I wanted didn't come up soon. I completely tuned out most of the ep going thru my tapes and dvds piling them into categories. The categories consisted of: the most spike
action (not in that way), mushy spuffy, boring or not needed eps, and
finally a potentially dangerous ep. I separated my Angel and Buffy magazines next and categorized them by date.
The top mags were most recent.
I couldn't find anything else to occupy my time so I watched. I watched Oz think he was turning into a werewolf. I watched Xander think
no one could hear him. I watched Willow being attacked by her spell gone awry and I watched Buffy
try to figure out how to get from the basement.
Finally the scene came on and I stole the remote back from Fer.
I raised the volume as high as it could go and mouthed the words as I
looked at the Scoobies,
"They're all going to abandon you, you know."
Fer looked at me funny but nodded. She took the dvd out of its holder and we silently looked at one another. She handed me the dvd and I put it away. The Scoobies looked at me until
Anya said, "What did you do that for?"
I looked up after handing the "good" dvds and tapes to Fer.
"What?" "That thing you did that whole they're going to abandon you or whatever it
was." "That was an omen. Do you know how many things we can pick out from your
past that foreshadows what has come or will come?" "So you're saying that something is going to happen with that scenario the
abandoning scenario?" Buffy asked a little nervous. I nodded and Buffy
looked down.
There was a long pause.
"What is going to happen?" Willow asked. Buffy looked up I scanned the room and looked back at my friends briefly
who had their heads down as well. "I really wish I could tell you. It would save you guys so much pain in
the end but we can't."
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
I froze. "Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God!" I mumbled staring at Spike. My heart was thumping wildly in my chest. My breath caught in my throat
and my hands were suddenly sweaty.
"Xander, who are they?" Buffy asked.
"It's Spike!" I squeaked and I felt the heat rush to my cheeks.
The Scoobies looked at me then Spike then me again. "Don't bloody look at me, I dunno who they are." He said that sexy accent
making my knees weak. Fer snorted again and I elbowed her. Val was barely sustaining her giggles
and Stef and Bri were watching the Scoobies in avid fascination.
Tasha looked bored and Aggie looked nervous. "They came up to me and said to take them to you." Xander said looking at
us again. "They know stuff, about us, who we are. And that one," he said pointing at
me "called me a whelp."
Spike snorted.
"Don't get all broody on us now, Harris." Spike said. Buffy stood and I realized how short she was. My friends and I practically towered over her. It was almost funny if I wasn't just a little scared of
her.
"How do you know who I am?" She asked and I rolled my eyes. Once again
Buffy made it all about her. "Look, we're not exactly sure what's going on so let's just break it down. We," I said motioning to my friends behind me, "were watching you guys on
t.v. and the next thing we know, here we are in Sunnyhell."
She frowned and looked over at Willow.
"What do you mean you were watching us on TV?" Willow inquired.
Buffy turned back to us a glare on her face like she had thought of the
question herself. "What she means is that we were watching your show..." Stef tried but was cut
off by Dawn.
"What do you mean my TV show?"
I sighed this was going to be a long day. "Not your TV show. Your TV show." I said motioning to the other scoobies.
"I don't understand." Xander said.
"What else is new?" I mumbled under my breath.
Spike snorted again and flashed me that dead sexy, wicked grin of his.
"Okay, let me put this into terms you'll understand. First we were watching your show, which I'm guessing in what ever freak dimension we're in doesn't exist and you are your characters." I smiled very proud that I
understood what was going on.
Fer looked at me confused and I rolled my eyes. "Look, you guys in our world or dimension or whatever are characters on our
favorite show..."
"And what show is this?" Giles asked.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Bri put in.
"...and now whatever this dimension is you guys are actually your
characters."
"And can you prove this story of yours?" Giles asked.
"It's not a story. It's the truth." I said defensively.
"Uh, Jess?" Tasha said.
"Yeah?" I said turning to look at her.
"Look what I have."
I looked over and she was standing over a plastic bag in front of her.
"How did that get there?" I asked picking up the bag. "I dunno. It was with me when we woke up in the cemetery." Was her reply.
Inside were all my Buffy dvds, tapes, magazines, etc.
"What the hell?" I muttered.
"What's in it?" Aggie asked looking over my shoulder.
"All my Buffy stuff."
"Well now we can prove to them that they're just a show, right?" Stef
pointed out.
"Yeah, do you guys have a dvd player?"
In the Summers' living room everyone was gathered. Every Scooby, every
potential, and my friends and I sat on the floor. The Scoobies on the
couch, and the potentials were hovering around the room.
"Which ep should I put on?" I asked.
"Any one." Val said.
I looked at her in horror.
"You can't just put any ep on. There has to be precautions to this."
She rolled her eyes and Tasha laughed.
"I'm serious, we have to make sure that they don't see certain, eps, certain scenes, and stuff. If the characters want to keep things private from everyone in the ep then we have to respect that and plus we can't give
anything away that will inevitably change the future..." My thoughts had drifted away as I contemplated the repercussions of helping out the Scoobies and maybe save Spike from ghost imprisonment miles away from the love of his life. I frowned that was way too exaggerated but you
get my point...right? A slow smile played across my face as the light bulb in my brain went off. I grabbed the plastic bag, dumping everything onto the floor. I scrambled through the various games, magazines, dvds and tapes. As I was searching I found a mag with James Marsters on the cover. I picked it up looked at it and then looked over at the real thing. A stupid smile played across my features until Fer literally slapped me back into reality. I glared at her but recovered picking up season 4 and taking the Oz disc out. I put it in
and impatiently tapped my fingers waiting for the menu to come on. The potentials were talking quietly amongst them, as were my friends.
The Scoobies for once in their lives were pretty quiet. Finally the menu came on and the image of Buffy in the background came up.
"Hey, that's me."
"Thank you Captain Obvious." I said and Stef giggled. I picked the ep Fear Itself then contemplated whether to skip to the scene I wanted or to watch it from the beginning. When Fer finally understood
what I was trying to do, she grabbed the remote.
"Hey!"
"You can't put that ep on. It's breaking one of your rules."
"Oh yeah, which one?" I challenged.
"This ep doesn't even have a brief scene of Spike." She said malice
glinting in her eyes.
I scowled as my face turned red.
"So what, I can bend the rules this time and besides it's a good ep."
"It doesn't matter, its still breaking a rule." I looked at her threateningly and was about to say something really nasty
when I was cut off by Spike.
"Uh, can you just put whatever it is on?" he inquired.
"Sure Spike if you really want to see it. Fer, Spike wants to see the
episode please put it on for him." She glared at me but pressed play. The episode began, the giant pumpkin was focused on the screen as the camera slowly pulled back, revealing the
four scoobies in Xander's basement. I thought I was going to die of boredom if the part I wanted didn't come up soon. I completely tuned out most of the ep going thru my tapes and dvds piling them into categories. The categories consisted of: the most spike
action (not in that way), mushy spuffy, boring or not needed eps, and
finally a potentially dangerous ep. I separated my Angel and Buffy magazines next and categorized them by date.
The top mags were most recent.
I couldn't find anything else to occupy my time so I watched. I watched Oz think he was turning into a werewolf. I watched Xander think
no one could hear him. I watched Willow being attacked by her spell gone awry and I watched Buffy
try to figure out how to get from the basement.
Finally the scene came on and I stole the remote back from Fer.
I raised the volume as high as it could go and mouthed the words as I
looked at the Scoobies,
"They're all going to abandon you, you know."
Fer looked at me funny but nodded. She took the dvd out of its holder and we silently looked at one another. She handed me the dvd and I put it away. The Scoobies looked at me until
Anya said, "What did you do that for?"
I looked up after handing the "good" dvds and tapes to Fer.
"What?" "That thing you did that whole they're going to abandon you or whatever it
was." "That was an omen. Do you know how many things we can pick out from your
past that foreshadows what has come or will come?" "So you're saying that something is going to happen with that scenario the
abandoning scenario?" Buffy asked a little nervous. I nodded and Buffy
looked down.
There was a long pause.
"What is going to happen?" Willow asked. Buffy looked up I scanned the room and looked back at my friends briefly
who had their heads down as well. "I really wish I could tell you. It would save you guys so much pain in
the end but we can't."
