Disclaimer: some of the characters u recognize sadly don't belong to me.
I'm planning on ::cough:: bribing Joss Wheddon (writer, creator, etc. of
Buffy and Angel) or...well there are other ways to convince him. :: Evil
Grin::
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
Doyle hauls back and hits Angel with a hard right to the chin, knocking him
down into the cargo hold. Doyle turns to Cordy and they kiss. There is a strange blue light between their lips just before they part. Not sure if it's from the beacon shining
behind them or if it means something else. Doyle steps back: "Too bad we'll never know (Morphs into his demons face)
if this is a face you could learn to love."
Angel picks himself up of the floor of the cargo hold, runs over to the
ladder and climbs back up.
Angel: "Doyle. Doyle. Doyle! Doyle! NO!" Doyle jumps over to the beacon just before Angel reaches the platform. He
grabs a hold of its metal frame, turns his head and smiles at Angel and
Cordy.
Angel: "No!" Doyle morphs back to human and tries to pull the cable connection apart as
the light gets brighter and starts to melt the skin off his face. Everybody watches spellbound as Doyle manages to pull the cable apart just before he burns up. The beacon goes dark. All the Lister demons stare at the fading beacon in shock. Cordy starts crying and Angel pulls her into a
hug, teary-eyed himself. Cut to Angel and Cordy watching the videotape of the commercial Doyle did
at the beginning of the episode. Doyle: "If you need help. Then look no further. Angel Investigations is
the best! Our rats are low."
Cordy: "Rates!"
Doyle points to the papers taped on the windows behind her: "It says 'rats'. - Our rates are low, but our standards are high. When the chips are down, and you're at the end of your rope you need someone that you can count on. And that's what you'll find here - someone that will go all the way, no matter what. So don't lose hope. Come on over to our offices and you'll see that there's still heroes in this world. (Clears his throat)
Is that it? Am I done?"
FADE TO BLACK
(Transcript Courtesy of Buffyworld.com)
Silence.
"I don't remember that ever happening. Who was that man?" Giles asks.
I am speechless and I wipe the tears away and look at everyone. For
somebody, anybody to say something. Finally, Stef speaks. "Uh, You see when Angel left at the end of Graduation and moved to L.A., he basically got his own show. This was one of the episodes its called "Hero",
and the character you're referring to is Doyle.
He had visions which ended up transferring to Cordelia."
More Silence.
"Well which show is better?" Andrew asks.
"Uh...." Bri who had been sitting quietly with little interest in the conversation
suddenly perked up.
"Actually, BTVS was an excellent show and then season 5 came around and
then it went down hill from there and the Angel Series wasn't all that
until recently when Spike became a ghost."
Brief pause. All eyes in the room turn to Spike and then to Bri.
"Oops."
To cut the tension, I grab the nearest tape and barely glance at the title.
"I'm gonna put on Hush." I say.
"Why?"
"To cut the tension."
"And you want more silence to do that?" she asks sarcastically.
I ignore her and start passing the rubber bands. I press play, and a scene that was purely accidental comes into view. Oops,
I had not put on Hush, but rather, Gone. And which is also purely accidental is the fact that the scene was of Spike
"exercising".
If I said that I was going to turn off the episode, I would be lying. I
kept the episode on and stared at the very sexy, very hott, Spike.
Stef: "Uh Jess, I don't think that's Hush."
Valerie starts to scream, "My eyes, my eyes. It burns!"
Anya looks concerned, "Is she ok?"
Fer: "She's fine, she does this all the time. Watch this."
Fer turns to me and gives me a nudge, "Jess, Can I have 50 bucks?" Me very distracted and still staring at the very hott Spike, "Yeah sure,
whatever."
Aggie looks at me with a knowing smile, "Jess are you fantasizing about
Spob?"
Me: "Yeah, uh-huh."
Fer: "Jess, you are one big perv."
Me: "Yup."
Bri yells: "Fire. Everybody run!"
All my friends make a move to run.
Me: "Uh-huh, rite after this scene." A very flattered Spike pushes himself off the wall and walks to the screen.
He waves a hand in front of my face, which only causes me to move to my
right and have a full view of Spike's bod again.
Fer seriously: "Maybe if you took off your shirt, you might get a
reaction."
He just looks at her and grins. He walks back over to his wall.
Fer: "What are you lookin' at the ugly, evil undead for anyway?"
Spike and I at the same time: "Hey!"
I continue: "He's not ugly, he's hott!" I said loudly.
Spike smirks his sexy grin and a jealous Buffy glares at me.
I mutter, "And he hasn't been evil since like season 4." Fer: "And all those things that he did with Buffy doesn't qualify him as
evil. Right?"
I punch her in the shoulder
"Hey. That actually hurt." Fer says in utter disbelief.
She grins at me evilly and turns to Spike in retaliation, "By the way
William Shakespeare is my favorite poet."
Spikes' eyes widen. The Scoobies look confused as usual.
Me: "Shutup!"
Fer: "Make me."
Stef: "Well she has a point."
"Oh, so you're all gangin' up on me now?" (Crush season 5)
"Why are you teaming up on her?" Bri defends me.
"Don't defend me, you ending giver away person." Pause. "You."
"What a great comeback." Xander says sarcastically.
"Shut it, Carpenter." I reply.
"So, I'm really gonna be a ghost?" Spike asks.
I look at Bri, "This is all your fault."
"My fault, you're the one that just confirmed it." "Well, you're the one who said it earlier, He wouldn't have known about it
if you didn't say anything."
"He would have thought I was joking but now he knows the truth."
Val decides to interrupt, "Look on the bright side, at least he becomes
corporeal again."
Silence.
All my friends yell, "Valerie!"
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
Doyle hauls back and hits Angel with a hard right to the chin, knocking him
down into the cargo hold. Doyle turns to Cordy and they kiss. There is a strange blue light between their lips just before they part. Not sure if it's from the beacon shining
behind them or if it means something else. Doyle steps back: "Too bad we'll never know (Morphs into his demons face)
if this is a face you could learn to love."
Angel picks himself up of the floor of the cargo hold, runs over to the
ladder and climbs back up.
Angel: "Doyle. Doyle. Doyle! Doyle! NO!" Doyle jumps over to the beacon just before Angel reaches the platform. He
grabs a hold of its metal frame, turns his head and smiles at Angel and
Cordy.
Angel: "No!" Doyle morphs back to human and tries to pull the cable connection apart as
the light gets brighter and starts to melt the skin off his face. Everybody watches spellbound as Doyle manages to pull the cable apart just before he burns up. The beacon goes dark. All the Lister demons stare at the fading beacon in shock. Cordy starts crying and Angel pulls her into a
hug, teary-eyed himself. Cut to Angel and Cordy watching the videotape of the commercial Doyle did
at the beginning of the episode. Doyle: "If you need help. Then look no further. Angel Investigations is
the best! Our rats are low."
Cordy: "Rates!"
Doyle points to the papers taped on the windows behind her: "It says 'rats'. - Our rates are low, but our standards are high. When the chips are down, and you're at the end of your rope you need someone that you can count on. And that's what you'll find here - someone that will go all the way, no matter what. So don't lose hope. Come on over to our offices and you'll see that there's still heroes in this world. (Clears his throat)
Is that it? Am I done?"
FADE TO BLACK
(Transcript Courtesy of Buffyworld.com)
Silence.
"I don't remember that ever happening. Who was that man?" Giles asks.
I am speechless and I wipe the tears away and look at everyone. For
somebody, anybody to say something. Finally, Stef speaks. "Uh, You see when Angel left at the end of Graduation and moved to L.A., he basically got his own show. This was one of the episodes its called "Hero",
and the character you're referring to is Doyle.
He had visions which ended up transferring to Cordelia."
More Silence.
"Well which show is better?" Andrew asks.
"Uh...." Bri who had been sitting quietly with little interest in the conversation
suddenly perked up.
"Actually, BTVS was an excellent show and then season 5 came around and
then it went down hill from there and the Angel Series wasn't all that
until recently when Spike became a ghost."
Brief pause. All eyes in the room turn to Spike and then to Bri.
"Oops."
To cut the tension, I grab the nearest tape and barely glance at the title.
"I'm gonna put on Hush." I say.
"Why?"
"To cut the tension."
"And you want more silence to do that?" she asks sarcastically.
I ignore her and start passing the rubber bands. I press play, and a scene that was purely accidental comes into view. Oops,
I had not put on Hush, but rather, Gone. And which is also purely accidental is the fact that the scene was of Spike
"exercising".
If I said that I was going to turn off the episode, I would be lying. I
kept the episode on and stared at the very sexy, very hott, Spike.
Stef: "Uh Jess, I don't think that's Hush."
Valerie starts to scream, "My eyes, my eyes. It burns!"
Anya looks concerned, "Is she ok?"
Fer: "She's fine, she does this all the time. Watch this."
Fer turns to me and gives me a nudge, "Jess, Can I have 50 bucks?" Me very distracted and still staring at the very hott Spike, "Yeah sure,
whatever."
Aggie looks at me with a knowing smile, "Jess are you fantasizing about
Spob?"
Me: "Yeah, uh-huh."
Fer: "Jess, you are one big perv."
Me: "Yup."
Bri yells: "Fire. Everybody run!"
All my friends make a move to run.
Me: "Uh-huh, rite after this scene." A very flattered Spike pushes himself off the wall and walks to the screen.
He waves a hand in front of my face, which only causes me to move to my
right and have a full view of Spike's bod again.
Fer seriously: "Maybe if you took off your shirt, you might get a
reaction."
He just looks at her and grins. He walks back over to his wall.
Fer: "What are you lookin' at the ugly, evil undead for anyway?"
Spike and I at the same time: "Hey!"
I continue: "He's not ugly, he's hott!" I said loudly.
Spike smirks his sexy grin and a jealous Buffy glares at me.
I mutter, "And he hasn't been evil since like season 4." Fer: "And all those things that he did with Buffy doesn't qualify him as
evil. Right?"
I punch her in the shoulder
"Hey. That actually hurt." Fer says in utter disbelief.
She grins at me evilly and turns to Spike in retaliation, "By the way
William Shakespeare is my favorite poet."
Spikes' eyes widen. The Scoobies look confused as usual.
Me: "Shutup!"
Fer: "Make me."
Stef: "Well she has a point."
"Oh, so you're all gangin' up on me now?" (Crush season 5)
"Why are you teaming up on her?" Bri defends me.
"Don't defend me, you ending giver away person." Pause. "You."
"What a great comeback." Xander says sarcastically.
"Shut it, Carpenter." I reply.
"So, I'm really gonna be a ghost?" Spike asks.
I look at Bri, "This is all your fault."
"My fault, you're the one that just confirmed it." "Well, you're the one who said it earlier, He wouldn't have known about it
if you didn't say anything."
"He would have thought I was joking but now he knows the truth."
Val decides to interrupt, "Look on the bright side, at least he becomes
corporeal again."
Silence.
All my friends yell, "Valerie!"