Disclaimer: some of the characters u recognize sadly don't belong to me.
I'm planning on ::cough:: bribing Joss Wheddon (writer, creator, etc. of
Buffy and Angel) or...well there are other ways to convince him. :: Evil
Grin::
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
Val looks at me and says, "Well, how do you know?"
"How do I know what?"
Annoyed she says, "How do you know that we're not in season 7 anymore?"
"Oh, because Faith is Buffy."
"Huh?" Val says.
"Damn it!" Fer says, "I missed one of my favorite quotes."
"You perv." I muttered. Fer smiles and begins to quote, "I can ride you at a gallop till' your legs
buckled and your eyes rolled up..."
Val, Stef, and myself yell, "Shutup!" We get up and walk over to the bar and my friends not being very bright at
the moment tell me to go up and ask for Spike.
To the bartender, "Have you seen a guy about yay high (I indicate just above my height), very hott, killer cheekbones, beautiful blue eyes, rock hard chest..." I'm cut off from commenting further by Valerie who pushes me
out of the way and the bartender looks bewildered.
Fer walks up tilts her head slightly as I pout in the background.
Val is chuckling and Stef is scanning the crowd.
Fer says three words, "Billy. Idol. wannabe." "Oh yeah, down there." The bartender indicates further down the bar with a
jerk of his head.
We walk down and sure enough Spike is slouched over a beer. The three of us surround him and I try to speak but Val puts a hand over my
mouth. Instead Stef with little interest begins, "Spike, look we have to get to
Giles' can you take us there?"
Spike looks up, "And who are you?" he inquires. "If I were you, I'd go home and watch the teletubies on your telly. 'Cause
there are some nasties outside that like little children." He leers and
leans forward. Fer can't help it and starts to laugh.
Val, "Was that suppose to be threatening?" Stef impatiently adds, "Look we know all about the vampire issue, can you
just bring us to Giles or not, cause I don't have time for this."
With no snappy comeback he slowly gets up and walks out of the Bronze.
I whisper to Fer, "Does that mean we're suppose to follow?"
Fer shrugs and we all follow anyway.
He does in fact bring us to Giles' house after a very long, and silent
walk.
Spike walks into the apartment and we follow but hang by the door. Giles, Willow, and Xander are huddled around the table. All three look up.
Giles sighs, "I could have sworn I locked that door."
Spike walks past them and plops down onto the couch.
The three are oblivious to the four of us by the door.
I walk up to the table and stop in front of Giles. "Hey Giles, can you do us a big favor we need to get back to Season 7, and
you probably have no clue what the hell I'm talking about." Giles, Willow, and Xander look at me and for the first time realize that we
were there. "Who are you?" Giles asks which is ironic considering that, that was the ep
we were stuck in. "Sorry, Look this is gonna sound majorly weird, but we are from your future well, actually our friends are in the future right now, but we were sucked into the past which is actually..." I stop and take a step back. "Migraine."
I mutter.
Valerie decides to pick up where I left off. Not the best idea. "You see we were sucked into the past by one of Willow's not so very good
spells, and you had to see the vortex that transported us here all
luminated with lightning..."
Fer interrupts, "I don't think either of you are helping."
"Well I'd like to see you do better." I challenged. Figuring she'd just
shut up. Wrong assumption.
"We don't know why the hell we're here..." Fer begins.
I raise my hand and cut her off, "Well actually, I might know why."
Everyone looks at me. "Remember when Willow told us to be quiet? Well, I didn't exactly follow
that."
"What are you saying?" Fer gets accusatory. "Well towards the end of the spell, I might have wished we had ended up in
season 4 instead of 7."
"Why?" Val asks. "Because I thought everything would be so much easier because Spike doesn't
fall in love with..." I trail off as Fer kicks me.
"Ow!"
"Well obviously that was not one of your more brilliant plans."
"I fall in love with who?" Spike says interested. I ignore him. "Well excuse me, who knows what could have happened if you hadn't stolen
that herb."
Everyone looks at Fer. Stef getting agitated, "You know you remind me of Dawn. You little clepto."
Fer looks offended and I glare at them.
"Hello, this is season 4 you morons."
"So?" Fer says.
"So there is no Dawn."
"Oh."
"Dawn. I like that name." Giles says.
"Right anyway, we need to find Buffy." Fer says.
"Well we don't know exactly where Buffy is."
"Well you wouldn't." I reply.
Spike snorts.
I continue, "Because Faith is Buffy."
"What do you mean?" Giles asks.
"You know, Faith is Buffy." Fer says.
Willow, "You mean Faith is with Buffy?"
Xander, "With in what sense?"
Spike, "They're slaying together?"
Stef, "No, no. Faith is Buffy and Buffy's Faith."
Xander, "When did all this happen?"
Fer, "Not three hours ago, right there in the Summer's residence."
Stef and I both look at Fer and then smack her. Me, "Faith came, turned into Buffy, sent her to jail, and poof tried to hit
on Spike. Remember?" I turn to Spike, "You do remember? Is everyone here very stoned?
Faith. Buffy. One's bad and one is good. Two entirely separate entities
switching bodies. It's like a bloody sitcom, surely you remember."
Giles, "So you're saying Faith and Buffy have a renewed connection?"
Xander, "Well duh, but what kind?" Stef, "You don't understand but having seen the episode many times, we do."
Willow, "So Faith and Buffy are the same person."
Xander, "No, Faith turned into Buffy and Buffy turned into Faith." There is a shocked silence that fills the room. Fer does a great imitation
of a fish.
Giles recovers first and in a matter-of-fact tone says, "And you're the
only one's who saw this?" Spike mumbles, "Well I was there." Out loud he says, "Brilliant, now do we
suspect, that there may be some kind of connection between Faith and
Buffy?" The four of us let out exasperated sighs as the scoobies look to us for an
answer.
Fer turns to me, "And this is the guy you like? You should be deeply
shamed."
There is some more silence as everyone looks between Spike and myself. Valerie breaks the silence, "You know that whole thing you guys just said,
sounded a lot like Spike's Ben and Glory speech." We let that sink in and then started laughing. Val rolls her eyes and the
scoobies look confused. As we slowly calmed down, I noticed the scoobies looking at us like we were
on crack. Finally I took a deep breath and slowly began to turn into Commando Buffy,
not literally of course. "I can't believe I'm about to say this considering Buffy's not my favorite person in the world," I understate and Val nods in agreement and at some point Spike had sobered up and came over to us with a grin on his face.
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
Val looks at me and says, "Well, how do you know?"
"How do I know what?"
Annoyed she says, "How do you know that we're not in season 7 anymore?"
"Oh, because Faith is Buffy."
"Huh?" Val says.
"Damn it!" Fer says, "I missed one of my favorite quotes."
"You perv." I muttered. Fer smiles and begins to quote, "I can ride you at a gallop till' your legs
buckled and your eyes rolled up..."
Val, Stef, and myself yell, "Shutup!" We get up and walk over to the bar and my friends not being very bright at
the moment tell me to go up and ask for Spike.
To the bartender, "Have you seen a guy about yay high (I indicate just above my height), very hott, killer cheekbones, beautiful blue eyes, rock hard chest..." I'm cut off from commenting further by Valerie who pushes me
out of the way and the bartender looks bewildered.
Fer walks up tilts her head slightly as I pout in the background.
Val is chuckling and Stef is scanning the crowd.
Fer says three words, "Billy. Idol. wannabe." "Oh yeah, down there." The bartender indicates further down the bar with a
jerk of his head.
We walk down and sure enough Spike is slouched over a beer. The three of us surround him and I try to speak but Val puts a hand over my
mouth. Instead Stef with little interest begins, "Spike, look we have to get to
Giles' can you take us there?"
Spike looks up, "And who are you?" he inquires. "If I were you, I'd go home and watch the teletubies on your telly. 'Cause
there are some nasties outside that like little children." He leers and
leans forward. Fer can't help it and starts to laugh.
Val, "Was that suppose to be threatening?" Stef impatiently adds, "Look we know all about the vampire issue, can you
just bring us to Giles or not, cause I don't have time for this."
With no snappy comeback he slowly gets up and walks out of the Bronze.
I whisper to Fer, "Does that mean we're suppose to follow?"
Fer shrugs and we all follow anyway.
He does in fact bring us to Giles' house after a very long, and silent
walk.
Spike walks into the apartment and we follow but hang by the door. Giles, Willow, and Xander are huddled around the table. All three look up.
Giles sighs, "I could have sworn I locked that door."
Spike walks past them and plops down onto the couch.
The three are oblivious to the four of us by the door.
I walk up to the table and stop in front of Giles. "Hey Giles, can you do us a big favor we need to get back to Season 7, and
you probably have no clue what the hell I'm talking about." Giles, Willow, and Xander look at me and for the first time realize that we
were there. "Who are you?" Giles asks which is ironic considering that, that was the ep
we were stuck in. "Sorry, Look this is gonna sound majorly weird, but we are from your future well, actually our friends are in the future right now, but we were sucked into the past which is actually..." I stop and take a step back. "Migraine."
I mutter.
Valerie decides to pick up where I left off. Not the best idea. "You see we were sucked into the past by one of Willow's not so very good
spells, and you had to see the vortex that transported us here all
luminated with lightning..."
Fer interrupts, "I don't think either of you are helping."
"Well I'd like to see you do better." I challenged. Figuring she'd just
shut up. Wrong assumption.
"We don't know why the hell we're here..." Fer begins.
I raise my hand and cut her off, "Well actually, I might know why."
Everyone looks at me. "Remember when Willow told us to be quiet? Well, I didn't exactly follow
that."
"What are you saying?" Fer gets accusatory. "Well towards the end of the spell, I might have wished we had ended up in
season 4 instead of 7."
"Why?" Val asks. "Because I thought everything would be so much easier because Spike doesn't
fall in love with..." I trail off as Fer kicks me.
"Ow!"
"Well obviously that was not one of your more brilliant plans."
"I fall in love with who?" Spike says interested. I ignore him. "Well excuse me, who knows what could have happened if you hadn't stolen
that herb."
Everyone looks at Fer. Stef getting agitated, "You know you remind me of Dawn. You little clepto."
Fer looks offended and I glare at them.
"Hello, this is season 4 you morons."
"So?" Fer says.
"So there is no Dawn."
"Oh."
"Dawn. I like that name." Giles says.
"Right anyway, we need to find Buffy." Fer says.
"Well we don't know exactly where Buffy is."
"Well you wouldn't." I reply.
Spike snorts.
I continue, "Because Faith is Buffy."
"What do you mean?" Giles asks.
"You know, Faith is Buffy." Fer says.
Willow, "You mean Faith is with Buffy?"
Xander, "With in what sense?"
Spike, "They're slaying together?"
Stef, "No, no. Faith is Buffy and Buffy's Faith."
Xander, "When did all this happen?"
Fer, "Not three hours ago, right there in the Summer's residence."
Stef and I both look at Fer and then smack her. Me, "Faith came, turned into Buffy, sent her to jail, and poof tried to hit
on Spike. Remember?" I turn to Spike, "You do remember? Is everyone here very stoned?
Faith. Buffy. One's bad and one is good. Two entirely separate entities
switching bodies. It's like a bloody sitcom, surely you remember."
Giles, "So you're saying Faith and Buffy have a renewed connection?"
Xander, "Well duh, but what kind?" Stef, "You don't understand but having seen the episode many times, we do."
Willow, "So Faith and Buffy are the same person."
Xander, "No, Faith turned into Buffy and Buffy turned into Faith." There is a shocked silence that fills the room. Fer does a great imitation
of a fish.
Giles recovers first and in a matter-of-fact tone says, "And you're the
only one's who saw this?" Spike mumbles, "Well I was there." Out loud he says, "Brilliant, now do we
suspect, that there may be some kind of connection between Faith and
Buffy?" The four of us let out exasperated sighs as the scoobies look to us for an
answer.
Fer turns to me, "And this is the guy you like? You should be deeply
shamed."
There is some more silence as everyone looks between Spike and myself. Valerie breaks the silence, "You know that whole thing you guys just said,
sounded a lot like Spike's Ben and Glory speech." We let that sink in and then started laughing. Val rolls her eyes and the
scoobies look confused. As we slowly calmed down, I noticed the scoobies looking at us like we were
on crack. Finally I took a deep breath and slowly began to turn into Commando Buffy,
not literally of course. "I can't believe I'm about to say this considering Buffy's not my favorite person in the world," I understate and Val nods in agreement and at some point Spike had sobered up and came over to us with a grin on his face.