Disclaimer: some of the characters u recognize sadly don't belong to me.
I'm planning on ::cough:: bribing Joss Wheddon (writer, creator, etc. of
Buffy and Angel) or...well there are other ways to convince him. :: Evil
Grin::
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
"But we need to find her before she makes with the straddling."
I turn to Willow, "We have to go to the frat house, now."
"Uh, why?" Willow asks. "Because Buffy's about to have sex with Riley, which is punishment enough considering we have to watch that every week, and by the way Spike is way
better with..." she is cut off by myself who punches her in the arm.
Spike raises an eyebrow, "I'm way better with who?" "No one, nobody ever," I say and then turn to Fer, "We are not turning this into season 7, we have way more on the line that we can give away." I turn to the rest of my friends, "We have got to be more careful of what we say." They nod in agreement even though we know one of us is bound to screw up.
Very slowly to the scoobies, "We-have-to-find-the-frat-house."
Willow, "I know where it is."
"Good let's go."
Nobody moves.
"Today people!" I say.
Everyone gets up and walks out the door Willow in the lead.
Spike hung back and I poked my head back into the apartment. "You too
cutie."
Spike looks apprehensive but grins and follows.
We stop outside Riley's bedroom door and thankfully they were still
talking.
"On the count of three, Spike you punch Buffy, try to knock her out."
Spike brightens.
"One. Two."
"Wait. Chip." Fer says. "Damn you're such a buzz kill. Spike could you punch her anyway? I mean it
might hurt in the beginning but I'm telling you it's worth it." Fer adds, "And I get to laugh." I glare at her but start the count over.
"One. Two. Three." We burst into the room with Buffy/Faith jumping off of the bed and Riley
looks like an idiot.
I glance at Spike.
"Now." He runs over and punches her in the face, unfortunately it only caused her
to stumble back, but Spike gets another punch in.
"Does anyone have popcorn?" I asked and everyone looks at me including
Buffy/Faith and Spike who pause mid fight.
"What he's gettin' revenge early for season six."
Fer nods but then frowns and looks at me. Buffy/Faith and Spike resume
fighting.
"Well that's not really Buffy, that's Faith."
Buffy/Faith's eyes widen and she knocks Spike down.
"Uh-oh!" Stef mutters under her breath.
"Somebody stop her!" I cry. Stef grabs Riley and drags him off the bed. She pushes him to the door and
uses him as a shield. As she stands behind him in a fighting stance.
Fer, Val, and myself begin to look like Charlie's Angels.
The three of us charge only to be knocked down. Poor Val is knocked out cold after the first kick. Fer has a bloody nose and I am winded. I get my
arm free from beneath Val's unconscious body. I get up and chase after her. Fer runs up along side me and says. "Remember
what she did to Spike."
We got into a fighting stance as we cornered her. Fer charges and gets a Charlie angels style kick before thrown across the room. As she's occupied, I charge as well and punch her in the face. I grin
and then the pain shoots thru my hand into my arm and I cry, "Ow!" We both get up and go to charge again but stop mid-stride as Willow yells to get down. Obediently and without thinking we throw ourselves onto the floor. We look up and watch the scoobies run over. Orange and yellow lights flow from Willow's hand and freeze Buffy/Faith in place. A glimpse of Dark
hair and veins briefly crosses over Willow. Fer and I stand up when the
light was gone and Willow looked like herself again.
Giles comes up and looks at Faith and says, "What did you do?" "Just a binding spell. She can sense what's going on but she can't really
move. It should wear off in an hour or so."
Fer and I look back at Buffy/Faith and then grin at each other. We both
charged and set off a fury of punches and kicks that we didn't know we could even do. Buffy/Faith falls to the floor still paralyzed. It was kinda comical; she looked like one of Dru's insane dolls. Everyone is staring at
us. I glare down at Buffy/Faith and spat, "That was for messing with my Spike." Fer laughs and Spike grins. I look down at my throbbing hand and look at
Fer and whisper, "Ow." I go for another round of kicks and Fer goes for another round of punches when Buffy/Faith glares at us. We stop and Fer goes, "Okay. We're done." Fer and I walk back to the dorm to collect Valerie who was just getting up.
She looks at us and says, "Is that it? Did we win?"
"You had to see us we kicked the crap out of her."
I cut in, "She was like a bloody pulp when we finished her."
Xander chuckles in the backround. "I didn't see you do anything, whelp" Spike says as he continues to clutch
his head.
Giles clears his throat and glances at us.
"Well okay, maybe we didn't completely kick her butt."
Giles raises an eyebrow.
"Okay, so we didn't kick her butt per say." I add.
There is silence.
"Alright we kicked her when she was down, you happy?" Fer is angry.
Giles takes off his glasses and begins to frantically wipe them.
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
"But we need to find her before she makes with the straddling."
I turn to Willow, "We have to go to the frat house, now."
"Uh, why?" Willow asks. "Because Buffy's about to have sex with Riley, which is punishment enough considering we have to watch that every week, and by the way Spike is way
better with..." she is cut off by myself who punches her in the arm.
Spike raises an eyebrow, "I'm way better with who?" "No one, nobody ever," I say and then turn to Fer, "We are not turning this into season 7, we have way more on the line that we can give away." I turn to the rest of my friends, "We have got to be more careful of what we say." They nod in agreement even though we know one of us is bound to screw up.
Very slowly to the scoobies, "We-have-to-find-the-frat-house."
Willow, "I know where it is."
"Good let's go."
Nobody moves.
"Today people!" I say.
Everyone gets up and walks out the door Willow in the lead.
Spike hung back and I poked my head back into the apartment. "You too
cutie."
Spike looks apprehensive but grins and follows.
We stop outside Riley's bedroom door and thankfully they were still
talking.
"On the count of three, Spike you punch Buffy, try to knock her out."
Spike brightens.
"One. Two."
"Wait. Chip." Fer says. "Damn you're such a buzz kill. Spike could you punch her anyway? I mean it
might hurt in the beginning but I'm telling you it's worth it." Fer adds, "And I get to laugh." I glare at her but start the count over.
"One. Two. Three." We burst into the room with Buffy/Faith jumping off of the bed and Riley
looks like an idiot.
I glance at Spike.
"Now." He runs over and punches her in the face, unfortunately it only caused her
to stumble back, but Spike gets another punch in.
"Does anyone have popcorn?" I asked and everyone looks at me including
Buffy/Faith and Spike who pause mid fight.
"What he's gettin' revenge early for season six."
Fer nods but then frowns and looks at me. Buffy/Faith and Spike resume
fighting.
"Well that's not really Buffy, that's Faith."
Buffy/Faith's eyes widen and she knocks Spike down.
"Uh-oh!" Stef mutters under her breath.
"Somebody stop her!" I cry. Stef grabs Riley and drags him off the bed. She pushes him to the door and
uses him as a shield. As she stands behind him in a fighting stance.
Fer, Val, and myself begin to look like Charlie's Angels.
The three of us charge only to be knocked down. Poor Val is knocked out cold after the first kick. Fer has a bloody nose and I am winded. I get my
arm free from beneath Val's unconscious body. I get up and chase after her. Fer runs up along side me and says. "Remember
what she did to Spike."
We got into a fighting stance as we cornered her. Fer charges and gets a Charlie angels style kick before thrown across the room. As she's occupied, I charge as well and punch her in the face. I grin
and then the pain shoots thru my hand into my arm and I cry, "Ow!" We both get up and go to charge again but stop mid-stride as Willow yells to get down. Obediently and without thinking we throw ourselves onto the floor. We look up and watch the scoobies run over. Orange and yellow lights flow from Willow's hand and freeze Buffy/Faith in place. A glimpse of Dark
hair and veins briefly crosses over Willow. Fer and I stand up when the
light was gone and Willow looked like herself again.
Giles comes up and looks at Faith and says, "What did you do?" "Just a binding spell. She can sense what's going on but she can't really
move. It should wear off in an hour or so."
Fer and I look back at Buffy/Faith and then grin at each other. We both
charged and set off a fury of punches and kicks that we didn't know we could even do. Buffy/Faith falls to the floor still paralyzed. It was kinda comical; she looked like one of Dru's insane dolls. Everyone is staring at
us. I glare down at Buffy/Faith and spat, "That was for messing with my Spike." Fer laughs and Spike grins. I look down at my throbbing hand and look at
Fer and whisper, "Ow." I go for another round of kicks and Fer goes for another round of punches when Buffy/Faith glares at us. We stop and Fer goes, "Okay. We're done." Fer and I walk back to the dorm to collect Valerie who was just getting up.
She looks at us and says, "Is that it? Did we win?"
"You had to see us we kicked the crap out of her."
I cut in, "She was like a bloody pulp when we finished her."
Xander chuckles in the backround. "I didn't see you do anything, whelp" Spike says as he continues to clutch
his head.
Giles clears his throat and glances at us.
"Well okay, maybe we didn't completely kick her butt."
Giles raises an eyebrow.
"Okay, so we didn't kick her butt per say." I add.
There is silence.
"Alright we kicked her when she was down, you happy?" Fer is angry.
Giles takes off his glasses and begins to frantically wipe them.