Disclaimer: some of the characters u recognize sadly don't belong to me.
I'm planning on ::cough:: bribing Joss Wheddon (writer, creator, etc. of
Buffy and Angel) or...well there are other ways to convince him. :: Evil
Grin::
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
Cut to 3 years later. Location: The Summer's living room.
People there: the whole cast, friends, and potentials, minus Val, Fer,
Stef, and myself. Memories are floating into the minds of the scoobies and Faith minus Buffy.
They were remembering the things we were technically doing presently. As the visions surfaced and as they began to see what we were really doing
in the past, they were getting a little scared. Spike had a stupid grin across his face watching myself and Fer defend his honor. Willow burst into
a fit of giggles and Faith scowled and muttered, "I knew I didn't like
them."
"Hey, I like them." Spike protests. Xander looks up, "I don't. Although dissing Riley was pretty funny I never really liked him." He gets a look and Spike nods. Giles is chuckling softly
as the memory of our Charlie Angel moves come into play. Buffy looks
confused and asks, "What are you talking about?"
"Well you see, we can see what they're doing 'cause our past selves are
there with them. So we see everything." Willow answers
"And I'm not?" Buffy looked peeved that the issue wasn't ALL ABOUT HER. "Uh, no. Not technically. You see they were thrown into the time or as they
call it episode where you and Faith switched bodies." Bri jumps up and down, "Ooh Ooh, I know this one! That's the episode Who are you? That's Fer's favorite, well besides Smashed, and Wrecked, and well
Gone, and Something Blue.."
Tasha, "Uh, I think they get the point." "Wait a minute. So you're saying that where they are, I'm Faith?" Buffy is
hopelessly trying to figure out the plot. "Yeah, and they're bloody brilliant. The two girls I think they call her Fer? And Jess? Or maybe it was the other one..." Spike contemplates this and
Bri is starting to remember the episode, we were in it and the plot was
changing now she was seeing everything we were doing.
Willow begins to gather ingredients, "I'm starting the spell."
"No, you're right, it is Fer and Jess," she pauses and then starts to
laugh. She glances at Faith, "They kicked your butt." Faith pouts and mutters, "I really don't like those girls. And Willow did
some kind of mojo on me and on second thought I don't like you much either." Bri backs away knowing that making a criminally insane slayer mad
was not the way to go.
"Hey lay off, it was quite amusing actually." Spike says.
"How about you stay out of this bleached wonder."
"Why don't you make me?" He challenges.
A full out brawl begins as Faith and Spike go at it.
Buffy watches for a good ten minutes before intervening.
She pushes both of them and stands in between.
"Alright, that's enough. Will can you bring them back?"
"I think so. You guys have to be quiet though."
She begins the spell and the giant vortex starts to slowly turn in the middle of the room everyone is pretty good as Val and Stef come flying thru
the room. Val lands on her face but Stef manages to stay on her feet. Thinking the spell was done Faith pushes Spike. He stumbles back, knocking into Willow, whose spell is completely ruined now. She stops chanting and the vortex closes with a sudden snap. Everyone is knocked to the ground.
Cut to Fer and myself flying thru the vortex. Suddenly we are violently thrown into some unknown territory. Fer looks around seeing the cemetery at night, the tombstones and crypts. She looks at me in horror, "Not again."
"Where are Valerie and Stefanie?" I asked looking around from my spot on
the grass. Fer looks at me in dismay, "Now where the hell did that witch put us? And
when I say witch, I really mean something else that starts with a B and
ends with an itch." "Excuse me miss agitated...." I trail off as I see a vamp coming towards us.
"Uh oh." I said.
Fer turns around trying to see what had scared me. "Oh crap." We both get up and start running. Eventually we run into Xander
and Anya who are just leaving the cemetery.
"Vampire!" I cry.
Xander walks forward all macho.
Cut to Season 7. Xander, "Oh God, I know where they are."
"Where, tell us." Stef says. "It's right before the buffybot and Spike incident." He shudders visibly. Buffy glances at Spike and then looks away. Stef is trying to figure out
what ep that is.
"Oh, that's intervention!" Bri yells. Stef quickly picks up one of the season 5 tapes. The tape of Intervention is thrown into the vcr and stef impatiently fast forwards until she sees
Fer and myself cowering behind Anya. She presses play.
Cut to Season 5
Xander has repelled the vamp with a giant cross that he had somehow fit into his pants...don't want to know. The vamp backs off and scurries into the night figuring he can get a more helpless prey. Fer goes to explain who we
are but is cut off by Anya, "Do you hear that?"
Suddenly we here muffled moans and a very masculine groan.
"That kinda sounds like..." Fer trails off and we look at one another. We
come to a sudden halt and peer into the bushes Xander and Anya looking
right over our shoulders as we find the source of these sounds.
Spike is lying on his back with the Buffybot straddling him and she's
moving up and down.
Fer, "Oh-My-God!"
The buffybot moans Spike's nickname, "Spike, you're the big bad!"
After a long disturbed silence, Fer says, "It looks much more..."
"Hot?" I supply. Both of us tilting our heads to one side,
"I meant real."
Distracted, "Right."
Cut to Season 7. Val is hysterical laughing. Tasha is bored. Bri is
shocked. Stef shakes her head repeating, "Ohmygod, ohmygod." Giles is vigorously cleaning his glasses and mumbling, "thank God I was in England." Cut back to Valerie laughing. Willow has her mouth hanging open. Anya and
Xander seem disgusted by the memory. Spike looks down in shame. Buffy
glares at the top of his head. Faith comments, "B's getting her naughty
on."
Buffy grounds out, "That is not me." Bri adds her two cents, "Actually you two are a lot worse considering that house and the fact that you never make it to the comfort of a bed as shown
in Dead Things." Bri is glared at by Buffy and remembers to not mess with the retarded-for-
not-being-with-Spike Slayer
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
Cut to 3 years later. Location: The Summer's living room.
People there: the whole cast, friends, and potentials, minus Val, Fer,
Stef, and myself. Memories are floating into the minds of the scoobies and Faith minus Buffy.
They were remembering the things we were technically doing presently. As the visions surfaced and as they began to see what we were really doing
in the past, they were getting a little scared. Spike had a stupid grin across his face watching myself and Fer defend his honor. Willow burst into
a fit of giggles and Faith scowled and muttered, "I knew I didn't like
them."
"Hey, I like them." Spike protests. Xander looks up, "I don't. Although dissing Riley was pretty funny I never really liked him." He gets a look and Spike nods. Giles is chuckling softly
as the memory of our Charlie Angel moves come into play. Buffy looks
confused and asks, "What are you talking about?"
"Well you see, we can see what they're doing 'cause our past selves are
there with them. So we see everything." Willow answers
"And I'm not?" Buffy looked peeved that the issue wasn't ALL ABOUT HER. "Uh, no. Not technically. You see they were thrown into the time or as they
call it episode where you and Faith switched bodies." Bri jumps up and down, "Ooh Ooh, I know this one! That's the episode Who are you? That's Fer's favorite, well besides Smashed, and Wrecked, and well
Gone, and Something Blue.."
Tasha, "Uh, I think they get the point." "Wait a minute. So you're saying that where they are, I'm Faith?" Buffy is
hopelessly trying to figure out the plot. "Yeah, and they're bloody brilliant. The two girls I think they call her Fer? And Jess? Or maybe it was the other one..." Spike contemplates this and
Bri is starting to remember the episode, we were in it and the plot was
changing now she was seeing everything we were doing.
Willow begins to gather ingredients, "I'm starting the spell."
"No, you're right, it is Fer and Jess," she pauses and then starts to
laugh. She glances at Faith, "They kicked your butt." Faith pouts and mutters, "I really don't like those girls. And Willow did
some kind of mojo on me and on second thought I don't like you much either." Bri backs away knowing that making a criminally insane slayer mad
was not the way to go.
"Hey lay off, it was quite amusing actually." Spike says.
"How about you stay out of this bleached wonder."
"Why don't you make me?" He challenges.
A full out brawl begins as Faith and Spike go at it.
Buffy watches for a good ten minutes before intervening.
She pushes both of them and stands in between.
"Alright, that's enough. Will can you bring them back?"
"I think so. You guys have to be quiet though."
She begins the spell and the giant vortex starts to slowly turn in the middle of the room everyone is pretty good as Val and Stef come flying thru
the room. Val lands on her face but Stef manages to stay on her feet. Thinking the spell was done Faith pushes Spike. He stumbles back, knocking into Willow, whose spell is completely ruined now. She stops chanting and the vortex closes with a sudden snap. Everyone is knocked to the ground.
Cut to Fer and myself flying thru the vortex. Suddenly we are violently thrown into some unknown territory. Fer looks around seeing the cemetery at night, the tombstones and crypts. She looks at me in horror, "Not again."
"Where are Valerie and Stefanie?" I asked looking around from my spot on
the grass. Fer looks at me in dismay, "Now where the hell did that witch put us? And
when I say witch, I really mean something else that starts with a B and
ends with an itch." "Excuse me miss agitated...." I trail off as I see a vamp coming towards us.
"Uh oh." I said.
Fer turns around trying to see what had scared me. "Oh crap." We both get up and start running. Eventually we run into Xander
and Anya who are just leaving the cemetery.
"Vampire!" I cry.
Xander walks forward all macho.
Cut to Season 7. Xander, "Oh God, I know where they are."
"Where, tell us." Stef says. "It's right before the buffybot and Spike incident." He shudders visibly. Buffy glances at Spike and then looks away. Stef is trying to figure out
what ep that is.
"Oh, that's intervention!" Bri yells. Stef quickly picks up one of the season 5 tapes. The tape of Intervention is thrown into the vcr and stef impatiently fast forwards until she sees
Fer and myself cowering behind Anya. She presses play.
Cut to Season 5
Xander has repelled the vamp with a giant cross that he had somehow fit into his pants...don't want to know. The vamp backs off and scurries into the night figuring he can get a more helpless prey. Fer goes to explain who we
are but is cut off by Anya, "Do you hear that?"
Suddenly we here muffled moans and a very masculine groan.
"That kinda sounds like..." Fer trails off and we look at one another. We
come to a sudden halt and peer into the bushes Xander and Anya looking
right over our shoulders as we find the source of these sounds.
Spike is lying on his back with the Buffybot straddling him and she's
moving up and down.
Fer, "Oh-My-God!"
The buffybot moans Spike's nickname, "Spike, you're the big bad!"
After a long disturbed silence, Fer says, "It looks much more..."
"Hot?" I supply. Both of us tilting our heads to one side,
"I meant real."
Distracted, "Right."
Cut to Season 7. Val is hysterical laughing. Tasha is bored. Bri is
shocked. Stef shakes her head repeating, "Ohmygod, ohmygod." Giles is vigorously cleaning his glasses and mumbling, "thank God I was in England." Cut back to Valerie laughing. Willow has her mouth hanging open. Anya and
Xander seem disgusted by the memory. Spike looks down in shame. Buffy
glares at the top of his head. Faith comments, "B's getting her naughty
on."
Buffy grounds out, "That is not me." Bri adds her two cents, "Actually you two are a lot worse considering that house and the fact that you never make it to the comfort of a bed as shown
in Dead Things." Bri is glared at by Buffy and remembers to not mess with the retarded-for-
not-being-with-Spike Slayer