I AM SOOO SORRY ABOUT THE CHAPTER TROUBLE I'VE BEEN HAVING!!! I don't know
WHAT the hell's been going on, but the chapters kept fucking up, so I had
to delete my story. (cries; sigh) Hopefully everything's good NOW, and
(triumphant sounds) I HAVE UPDATED! Hope you enjoy! TWO LAST THINGS! I
OWN NOTHING THAT HAS A COPYRIGHT, and this, dear GOD is it important, IF
YOU KNOW WHO HAS WRITTEN THE FANFICTION 'Road Trip Horrors' (the place
where Captian Cutey originated, Seto can't drive, and names his car
'Skipper') OR YOU, READING THIS, HAVE WRITTEN IT, PLEASE DEAR GOD REVIEW
AND TELL ME!!! I will give you my email address and I NEED you to send me
the fanfic! THAT IS MY FAVORITE FANFIC AND IT'S GONE!! (cries) I am in a
creative stupor. After this chapter, NO MORE UNTIL THAT FANFIC IS FOUND FOR
ME!!! Now, onto the fanfic! Oh, and, tiny little sidenote: GRAVITATION IS
THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD!!!...Well, almost. It's SO close
to Yu-Gi-Oh you do NOT even know. Oh, I don't own anything, even though I'd
love to own Kumagoro-kun. He's so KAWAII!...Well, when Ryuichi isn't trying
to eat him....o.O.....
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Chapter 4: DDR in Pink Bunny Suits?
((Butterfly and YB arrive back home, and Butterfly stops the car.))
Butterfly: Okay! We're home, we've got soda, and we've got DDR! (gets out; waits)...YB? Are you coming out?
YB: Hell no. If I get out, then I'll have to play that dammed game from Hell.
Butterfly: Get out. Now.
YB: I'm not getting out of the car.
Butterfly: Fine then! (snaps fingers; a pink, fuzzy bunny suit complete with ears and a tail appears on him; giggles) There! I shall call you Kumagoro-kun!
YB: (panics) Wha-WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!?!? (tug tug)
Butterfly: Oh, just put a bunny suit on you. And don't try to get it off, because it isn't coming! Especially with your hands covered in the bunny fabric.
YB: YOU EVIL WITCH!!! (tug-tug-writhe) HOW DO I GET THIS OFF?!?!?
Butterfly: YOU can't, honey bunny! I'll TAKE it off, though, if you come upstairs with me!
YB: (GLARE OF DOOM).....I hate you.
Butterfly: No you don't. (opens his car door) So, you coming?
YB:.....(sighs angrily and plods on his bunny feet to the apartment)
Butterfly: (follows happily)
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((They finally get inside. BUTTERFLY sets up the PS2 and the game, while YB watches, still uncomfortable in his bunny suit.))
Butterfly: There!! All done! (starts the game; turns to YB) Ready to play?
YB: (coldly) Do I LOOK like I'm ready to play?!? I'M WEARING DAMN A RABBIT SUIT!!
Butterfly: (giggles) Oh yeah. (snaps) Better?
YB: (in regular outfit now, despite lack of shoes).....Better.
Butterfly: Good. Now, you've seen me play. You know how to play, right?
YB: Of COURSE I do.
Butterfly: Okay....I'll start you with an easy song.....Here! Ghosts, that's pretty easy!
YB: Heh, you should know better than to give ME a song called GHOSTS! I'll beat it to a pulp.
Butterfly: Okay!
A Few Moments Later
YB: (standing on the dance pad).......Why isn't it STARTING?
Butterfly: (laughing silently behind him) You didn't press the 'X' button.
YB: (glares at her; presses the button) There.
Butterfly: See? Now it's coming!
YB: I see...I'll beat it!!
((YB starts the song, at about 10 seconds in.....))
Television: FAILED!!
YB: Grrr......(slips on dance pad; falls on bum)
Butterfly: It's okay YB! Just try again!
YB: (mumbles something mean under his breath; goes through everything and starts the song again)
13 Seconds Later.....
Television: FAILED!!
YB: WHAT?!?!? (grabs a nine-iron; goes to smash televison)
Butterfly: O.O!!! YB, NO!!!!! (grabs his arms and stops him) Drop the 9- iron YB!!!
YB: No, damn it!! I'm gonna smash it!!!
Butterfly: I'll put you in the bunny suit and parade you around school!!!
YB:....DAMN YOU WOMAN!!! (drops it)
Butterfly: (grabs the nine iron and throws it out the window; cat screeches in background) There.....(heave heave)...Perhaps we should start with some lessons?
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There! If you want the next chapter, you MUST REVIEW AND YOU MUST FIND 'ROAD TRIP HORRORS'! THANKS!!!
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Chapter 4: DDR in Pink Bunny Suits?
((Butterfly and YB arrive back home, and Butterfly stops the car.))
Butterfly: Okay! We're home, we've got soda, and we've got DDR! (gets out; waits)...YB? Are you coming out?
YB: Hell no. If I get out, then I'll have to play that dammed game from Hell.
Butterfly: Get out. Now.
YB: I'm not getting out of the car.
Butterfly: Fine then! (snaps fingers; a pink, fuzzy bunny suit complete with ears and a tail appears on him; giggles) There! I shall call you Kumagoro-kun!
YB: (panics) Wha-WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!?!? (tug tug)
Butterfly: Oh, just put a bunny suit on you. And don't try to get it off, because it isn't coming! Especially with your hands covered in the bunny fabric.
YB: YOU EVIL WITCH!!! (tug-tug-writhe) HOW DO I GET THIS OFF?!?!?
Butterfly: YOU can't, honey bunny! I'll TAKE it off, though, if you come upstairs with me!
YB: (GLARE OF DOOM).....I hate you.
Butterfly: No you don't. (opens his car door) So, you coming?
YB:.....(sighs angrily and plods on his bunny feet to the apartment)
Butterfly: (follows happily)
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((They finally get inside. BUTTERFLY sets up the PS2 and the game, while YB watches, still uncomfortable in his bunny suit.))
Butterfly: There!! All done! (starts the game; turns to YB) Ready to play?
YB: (coldly) Do I LOOK like I'm ready to play?!? I'M WEARING DAMN A RABBIT SUIT!!
Butterfly: (giggles) Oh yeah. (snaps) Better?
YB: (in regular outfit now, despite lack of shoes).....Better.
Butterfly: Good. Now, you've seen me play. You know how to play, right?
YB: Of COURSE I do.
Butterfly: Okay....I'll start you with an easy song.....Here! Ghosts, that's pretty easy!
YB: Heh, you should know better than to give ME a song called GHOSTS! I'll beat it to a pulp.
Butterfly: Okay!
A Few Moments Later
YB: (standing on the dance pad).......Why isn't it STARTING?
Butterfly: (laughing silently behind him) You didn't press the 'X' button.
YB: (glares at her; presses the button) There.
Butterfly: See? Now it's coming!
YB: I see...I'll beat it!!
((YB starts the song, at about 10 seconds in.....))
Television: FAILED!!
YB: Grrr......(slips on dance pad; falls on bum)
Butterfly: It's okay YB! Just try again!
YB: (mumbles something mean under his breath; goes through everything and starts the song again)
13 Seconds Later.....
Television: FAILED!!
YB: WHAT?!?!? (grabs a nine-iron; goes to smash televison)
Butterfly: O.O!!! YB, NO!!!!! (grabs his arms and stops him) Drop the 9- iron YB!!!
YB: No, damn it!! I'm gonna smash it!!!
Butterfly: I'll put you in the bunny suit and parade you around school!!!
YB:....DAMN YOU WOMAN!!! (drops it)
Butterfly: (grabs the nine iron and throws it out the window; cat screeches in background) There.....(heave heave)...Perhaps we should start with some lessons?
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There! If you want the next chapter, you MUST REVIEW AND YOU MUST FIND 'ROAD TRIP HORRORS'! THANKS!!!
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