Disclaimer: some of the characters u recognize sadly don't belong to me.
I'm planning on ::cough:: bribing Joss Wheddon (writer, creator, etc. of
Buffy and Angel) or...well there are other ways to convince him. :: Evil
Grin::
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
Cut to Season 5.
Fer snaps out of it first grabbing my hand and dragging me away from the
vulgar scene.
Xander and Anya glance at us in shock and Fer looks at me and says,
"Come on we have to reintroduce ourselves. Bloody rot."
"But I want to stay."
Fer glares, "Now!"
I pout but nod.
Fer begins, "Look, I know you don't know who we are, and I'm getting a
little tired of explaining it..."
Xander cuts her off, "Don't I know you from somewhere?"
Fer is shocked into submission.
"Uh, oh, it's season 5, therefore, what we did twenty minutes ago is a
memory to them. They know who we are, well except for Anya." "You understand? That's more scary than watching Spike and the Buffybot."
Brief pause. "Wait. No. I take that back."
"Buffybot?" Xander and Anya say simultaneously.
Fer, "Oops. When I say Buffybot, I meant..."
"Don't bother, they were gonna find out in like 20 minutes anyway."
"We were?" Anya says.
"So Willow screwed up the spell again?" Xander asks knowlingly.
Cut to Season 7. Willow, "Hey!"
Xander long pause, "Sorry?"
Cut back to Season 5.
"Yeah." We muttered.
Xander starts to drive us to Buffy's house.
On the way he says, "You know maybe Willow just shouldn't do spells." I nod, "Seriously especially when she goes all evil and tries to destroy
the worl..."
Fer smacks me.
"Sorry."
"You're blowing the whole series."
"Like it matters, season six sucked anyway, it couldn't get any worse."
"Now you jinxed it." "You know what, I'm tired of all this crap, let's just tell them everything
ok?"
"What? No!" "Yea, maybe that's why we're in this freaking place anyway, maybe it's the
only way for us to get out."
"You've gone mad, haven't you?"
I roll my eyes. "Just wait until we get to Buffy's I'm gonna tell her
everything."
"You can't."
"I can and I will."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes times infinity." I say and do a happy dance.
Fer scowls, "Stop acting so childish."
I roll my eyes again. "And anyway I say, infinity plus infinity. So there." She sticks her tongue
out at me.
"You can't do that."
"Sure I can."
"Na-uh."
"Ya-ha."
"Na-uh" I say with more emphasis.
"Ya-ha."
"Na-ah you stupid poofter."
"Nancy-boy."
"Brooding poof."
"Whelp." Fer says.
I glare at her and begin to slowly smile. Fer is scared.
"Buffy." I say and Fer looks horrified and highly offended.
"I resent that. You. You Angel!"
"That's uncalled for!"
"You just called me Buffy!"
"So, that's not as bad as Angel."
I smack her and Fer punches me back.
She kicks me and I kick her. We kept going at it until Xander pulled
in front of Buffy's house.
"That's it." He opens the back door and Fer and I fall out.
"Children." Anya says standing over us.
Cut to Season 7. Bri, Stef, and Val look horrified. The way we were acting and calling each other Buffy and Angel was going to get us killed. Spike
has a grin on his face.
"Did you hear that? They used all my lines." He laughs and then gets
another dose of glare o'Buffy.
He quiets down but starts to laugh again when Buffy looks away.
Val laughs out loud again, "They fell out of the car!!" That gave Buffy a satisfied smirk considering we had just dissed her and
her one true love.
:::Cough, Cough::: Please. They were the worst kind of wrong.
Cut back to season 5.
Fer and myself pick ourselves off of the concrete and follow Xander
and Anya into the house where we are greeted by Willow and Tara.
"It's you." Willow says.
"And you." I reply sarcastically still peeved.
"But how did you end up here?" "Guess. You screwed up yet another spell and look what happened we're in
season 5." Fer replies
"Season 5, what does that mean?" Tara asks.
"It means you are all a tv show. You are not real and this place isn't
real. You guys are actors." I say. I point in order starting with
Anya, "You are not Anyanka Jenkins, you're Emma Caulfield, You are not Alexander Harris, You are Nicholas Brendon, you are not Willow Rosenberg, You are Alyson Hannigan who is married to Alexis Denisof who plays Wesley
Winningham Price on Angel, and you are not Tara, you are Amber Benson. Giles is Anthony Stewart Head, Buffy is Sarah Michelle Gellar also married to Freddie Prince Jr., Spike is James Marsters, Angel is David Boreanaz,
and Cordelia is Charisma Carpenter."
Fer stares at them and puts in, "Yeah! You know what Jess? I'm tired
of this too, let's tell them everything."
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
Cut to Season 5.
Fer snaps out of it first grabbing my hand and dragging me away from the
vulgar scene.
Xander and Anya glance at us in shock and Fer looks at me and says,
"Come on we have to reintroduce ourselves. Bloody rot."
"But I want to stay."
Fer glares, "Now!"
I pout but nod.
Fer begins, "Look, I know you don't know who we are, and I'm getting a
little tired of explaining it..."
Xander cuts her off, "Don't I know you from somewhere?"
Fer is shocked into submission.
"Uh, oh, it's season 5, therefore, what we did twenty minutes ago is a
memory to them. They know who we are, well except for Anya." "You understand? That's more scary than watching Spike and the Buffybot."
Brief pause. "Wait. No. I take that back."
"Buffybot?" Xander and Anya say simultaneously.
Fer, "Oops. When I say Buffybot, I meant..."
"Don't bother, they were gonna find out in like 20 minutes anyway."
"We were?" Anya says.
"So Willow screwed up the spell again?" Xander asks knowlingly.
Cut to Season 7. Willow, "Hey!"
Xander long pause, "Sorry?"
Cut back to Season 5.
"Yeah." We muttered.
Xander starts to drive us to Buffy's house.
On the way he says, "You know maybe Willow just shouldn't do spells." I nod, "Seriously especially when she goes all evil and tries to destroy
the worl..."
Fer smacks me.
"Sorry."
"You're blowing the whole series."
"Like it matters, season six sucked anyway, it couldn't get any worse."
"Now you jinxed it." "You know what, I'm tired of all this crap, let's just tell them everything
ok?"
"What? No!" "Yea, maybe that's why we're in this freaking place anyway, maybe it's the
only way for us to get out."
"You've gone mad, haven't you?"
I roll my eyes. "Just wait until we get to Buffy's I'm gonna tell her
everything."
"You can't."
"I can and I will."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes times infinity." I say and do a happy dance.
Fer scowls, "Stop acting so childish."
I roll my eyes again. "And anyway I say, infinity plus infinity. So there." She sticks her tongue
out at me.
"You can't do that."
"Sure I can."
"Na-uh."
"Ya-ha."
"Na-uh" I say with more emphasis.
"Ya-ha."
"Na-ah you stupid poofter."
"Nancy-boy."
"Brooding poof."
"Whelp." Fer says.
I glare at her and begin to slowly smile. Fer is scared.
"Buffy." I say and Fer looks horrified and highly offended.
"I resent that. You. You Angel!"
"That's uncalled for!"
"You just called me Buffy!"
"So, that's not as bad as Angel."
I smack her and Fer punches me back.
She kicks me and I kick her. We kept going at it until Xander pulled
in front of Buffy's house.
"That's it." He opens the back door and Fer and I fall out.
"Children." Anya says standing over us.
Cut to Season 7. Bri, Stef, and Val look horrified. The way we were acting and calling each other Buffy and Angel was going to get us killed. Spike
has a grin on his face.
"Did you hear that? They used all my lines." He laughs and then gets
another dose of glare o'Buffy.
He quiets down but starts to laugh again when Buffy looks away.
Val laughs out loud again, "They fell out of the car!!" That gave Buffy a satisfied smirk considering we had just dissed her and
her one true love.
:::Cough, Cough::: Please. They were the worst kind of wrong.
Cut back to season 5.
Fer and myself pick ourselves off of the concrete and follow Xander
and Anya into the house where we are greeted by Willow and Tara.
"It's you." Willow says.
"And you." I reply sarcastically still peeved.
"But how did you end up here?" "Guess. You screwed up yet another spell and look what happened we're in
season 5." Fer replies
"Season 5, what does that mean?" Tara asks.
"It means you are all a tv show. You are not real and this place isn't
real. You guys are actors." I say. I point in order starting with
Anya, "You are not Anyanka Jenkins, you're Emma Caulfield, You are not Alexander Harris, You are Nicholas Brendon, you are not Willow Rosenberg, You are Alyson Hannigan who is married to Alexis Denisof who plays Wesley
Winningham Price on Angel, and you are not Tara, you are Amber Benson. Giles is Anthony Stewart Head, Buffy is Sarah Michelle Gellar also married to Freddie Prince Jr., Spike is James Marsters, Angel is David Boreanaz,
and Cordelia is Charisma Carpenter."
Fer stares at them and puts in, "Yeah! You know what Jess? I'm tired
of this too, let's tell them everything."