Disclaimer: some of the characters u recognize sadly don't belong to me.
I'm planning on ::cough:: bribing Joss Wheddon (writer, creator, etc. of
Buffy and Angel) or...well there are other ways to convince him. :: Evil
Grin::
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
Cut to Season 7.
"No!!!" Stef, Bri, and Val scream at the TV.
"My name is James?" Spike looks offended. Stef looks at Willow, "You got to bring them back before they do something
stupid."
Willow nods.
Cut to Season 5.
"Where should we start?" I ask. Fer looks at me and then takes a deep breathe. Before she can say anything
though, the bot walks in and we roll our eyes.
"Buffy! You're back." Willow says.
"That's not Buffy. That's the bot."
"Huh?" "The robot. Spike made a robot. That is not Buffy but she'll be here soon." I look at the bot, "I know, I know we have to go save Spike go upstairs and
change."
The bot looks pleased and starts for the stairs. "Spike made a robot? Why would Spike make...Oh." Willow realizing what this
means, "Oh, imagine the things."
"No imagining!" Tara says.
Xander raises his hand disgusted, "Already got the visual." "Oh please would you get over yourselves. You guys will never learn. Spike
is not a bad guy. When was the last time he did something wrong? Better yet, how many times has he saved you're pathetic lives? How many times has
he helped you or given you information, huh?"
"He does all that for money." Xander states. "Does not." Fer insists. "Well not all the time, and besides how else is he
going to buy blood and cigarettes?"
"How about getting a job?" Xander says. I glare at him. "You guys are pathetic, you know that? Buffy is your friend and so is Spike. He has been a Scooby for almost two years now. And after he fell for Buffy, even more so. All he wanted was to be a better man. I mean take Anya for instance, she was a Vengeance demon before she became human she did horrible things to people. Really horrible things and you let
that slide."
"She's good now. She hasn't been evil for a long time." Xander insists.
He was really starting to piss me off.
"Neither has Spike." I retort. "Look, I like Anya and everything but you guys are being selfish. You're
seeing only what you want to see. Anya has been killing, torturing, and
maiming for over 1100 years. Spike is only right now 127.
There are shades of gray but you refuse to see it. Wake up. You've been fighting demons for 5 years now and you haven't noticed these things? Even Angelus has done more harm than Spike. And don't even try with the whole he
has a soul now. Oh poor brooding moron. He didn't ask for it and Spike
purposefully went out and got it there is a huge difference."
Shocked silence.
Anya looks at me, "Spike has a soul?"
Season 7.
"Uh oh." Stef muttered.
"Hey! She's right though. Everything she said. Wow you guys must have
really pissed her off." Bri comments.
Spike was staring at the tv screen in shock as was every Scooby and
potential.
Years of slayer training had just flown out of the window for Buffy and
Faith. Val stops mid-laugh and Tasha looks confused. Aggie moves forward staring
at the screen pushing potentials out of the way. Stef is lost in a moment of shock until she realizes something, "Hey! She
just dissed Angel. That bitch."
Bri, "Shut up, nobody cares about the magnificent poof."
Tasha is still confused, "I don't understand what's wrong?" Stef looks at Tasha and then back at the TV screen. She moves forward and
presses the pause button.
Fer and myself are frozen in place on the screen. Stef lets out another exasperated sigh, "Jess just gave away a really big
ending, and she dissed Angel."
"Oh, please shut up." Val says finally regaining some composure. "What should we do?" Aggie looked stern. "I think maybe we should just let
them play this out. If we take them out now it can cause more harm then
good."
Stef looked apprehensive at the idea but nodded, "It's their mess."
Val nodded as well. Tasha was still confused.
Bri picks up a season 5 dvd and the episodes have changed. "Uh oh." She looks at everyone. "The episodes are different, they changed
something."
Stef looks horrified but Buffy speaks up, "Maybe or maybe not. You guys
didn't check the dvds before they could have been different this whole
time."
Stef presses play.
Cut to Season 5.
"Soul? Who said soul? We said bowl stupid." Fer says.
"No, I'm sure you said soul." Xander says.
"So now you have a hearing impediment as well as a brain deficiency?" I
spat.
Cut to Season 7.
"Hey!" Xander and Anya say.
Xander briefly glances at Anya before turning his attention back to the
screen.
Cut back to Season 5.
"We said bowl, ok?"
Buffy walks in and looks at everyone.
"Wow, group hang time?"
The others look surprised.
The other not so pleasant Buffy was back.
"That was quick." Tara says.
"That's not the bot. That's Buffy." Fer and I simultaneously in a bored
tone.
"Huh?" Willow asks.
Fer looks to Buffy, "You've got great friends here."
Buffy, "Thanks, hey that was sarcasm wasn't it?"
"No really." Fer says again with the sarcasm.
"Blondes." I say and Fer nods in agreement.
Cut to Season 7.
All the offended blondes yell, "Hey!!"
Faith laughs, "I like those girls."
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
Cut to Season 7.
"No!!!" Stef, Bri, and Val scream at the TV.
"My name is James?" Spike looks offended. Stef looks at Willow, "You got to bring them back before they do something
stupid."
Willow nods.
Cut to Season 5.
"Where should we start?" I ask. Fer looks at me and then takes a deep breathe. Before she can say anything
though, the bot walks in and we roll our eyes.
"Buffy! You're back." Willow says.
"That's not Buffy. That's the bot."
"Huh?" "The robot. Spike made a robot. That is not Buffy but she'll be here soon." I look at the bot, "I know, I know we have to go save Spike go upstairs and
change."
The bot looks pleased and starts for the stairs. "Spike made a robot? Why would Spike make...Oh." Willow realizing what this
means, "Oh, imagine the things."
"No imagining!" Tara says.
Xander raises his hand disgusted, "Already got the visual." "Oh please would you get over yourselves. You guys will never learn. Spike
is not a bad guy. When was the last time he did something wrong? Better yet, how many times has he saved you're pathetic lives? How many times has
he helped you or given you information, huh?"
"He does all that for money." Xander states. "Does not." Fer insists. "Well not all the time, and besides how else is he
going to buy blood and cigarettes?"
"How about getting a job?" Xander says. I glare at him. "You guys are pathetic, you know that? Buffy is your friend and so is Spike. He has been a Scooby for almost two years now. And after he fell for Buffy, even more so. All he wanted was to be a better man. I mean take Anya for instance, she was a Vengeance demon before she became human she did horrible things to people. Really horrible things and you let
that slide."
"She's good now. She hasn't been evil for a long time." Xander insists.
He was really starting to piss me off.
"Neither has Spike." I retort. "Look, I like Anya and everything but you guys are being selfish. You're
seeing only what you want to see. Anya has been killing, torturing, and
maiming for over 1100 years. Spike is only right now 127.
There are shades of gray but you refuse to see it. Wake up. You've been fighting demons for 5 years now and you haven't noticed these things? Even Angelus has done more harm than Spike. And don't even try with the whole he
has a soul now. Oh poor brooding moron. He didn't ask for it and Spike
purposefully went out and got it there is a huge difference."
Shocked silence.
Anya looks at me, "Spike has a soul?"
Season 7.
"Uh oh." Stef muttered.
"Hey! She's right though. Everything she said. Wow you guys must have
really pissed her off." Bri comments.
Spike was staring at the tv screen in shock as was every Scooby and
potential.
Years of slayer training had just flown out of the window for Buffy and
Faith. Val stops mid-laugh and Tasha looks confused. Aggie moves forward staring
at the screen pushing potentials out of the way. Stef is lost in a moment of shock until she realizes something, "Hey! She
just dissed Angel. That bitch."
Bri, "Shut up, nobody cares about the magnificent poof."
Tasha is still confused, "I don't understand what's wrong?" Stef looks at Tasha and then back at the TV screen. She moves forward and
presses the pause button.
Fer and myself are frozen in place on the screen. Stef lets out another exasperated sigh, "Jess just gave away a really big
ending, and she dissed Angel."
"Oh, please shut up." Val says finally regaining some composure. "What should we do?" Aggie looked stern. "I think maybe we should just let
them play this out. If we take them out now it can cause more harm then
good."
Stef looked apprehensive at the idea but nodded, "It's their mess."
Val nodded as well. Tasha was still confused.
Bri picks up a season 5 dvd and the episodes have changed. "Uh oh." She looks at everyone. "The episodes are different, they changed
something."
Stef looks horrified but Buffy speaks up, "Maybe or maybe not. You guys
didn't check the dvds before they could have been different this whole
time."
Stef presses play.
Cut to Season 5.
"Soul? Who said soul? We said bowl stupid." Fer says.
"No, I'm sure you said soul." Xander says.
"So now you have a hearing impediment as well as a brain deficiency?" I
spat.
Cut to Season 7.
"Hey!" Xander and Anya say.
Xander briefly glances at Anya before turning his attention back to the
screen.
Cut back to Season 5.
"We said bowl, ok?"
Buffy walks in and looks at everyone.
"Wow, group hang time?"
The others look surprised.
The other not so pleasant Buffy was back.
"That was quick." Tara says.
"That's not the bot. That's Buffy." Fer and I simultaneously in a bored
tone.
"Huh?" Willow asks.
Fer looks to Buffy, "You've got great friends here."
Buffy, "Thanks, hey that was sarcasm wasn't it?"
"No really." Fer says again with the sarcasm.
"Blondes." I say and Fer nods in agreement.
Cut to Season 7.
All the offended blondes yell, "Hey!!"
Faith laughs, "I like those girls."