Disclaimer: some of the characters u recognize sadly don't belong to me.
I'm planning on ::cough:: bribing Joss Wheddon (writer, creator, etc. of
Buffy and Angel) or...well there are other ways to convince him. :: Evil
Grin::
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
Cut back to season 5.
"Hey!" Buffy protests, "Who are you anyway?" I say very sarcastically, "People friends of mine, you're forgetting the
most important thing, Glory has Spike and she's going to harm him."
Fer rolls her eyes at me.
Just then the bot walks down wearing the exact same outfit as Buffy.
Fer whispers to me, "Wait a minute. That never happened."
The bot walks over to everyone.
"Hey you look just like me. We're very pretty." The bot says looking at
Buffy.
Fer snorts.
"Oh-My-God!" Buffy says. Xander seeing the bot and Buffy together for the first time says, "And so
say all of us."
Fer and I stare at him like he is an idiot.
Simultaneously we say, "Hey we know this, they're both Buffy!"
We roll our eyes and look at Buffy and the bot.
"Bot" we say pointing "Buffy."
Fer, "Do you need us to say it again a little slower, 'cause we can?"
"Buffy. Bot."
I turn to Fer, "Maybe we should put name tags." Fer rolls her eyes, "are we going to save Spike or what 'cause if we don't Spike will tell Glory about Dawn yata yata yata. And how long does it take you to realize she's not real anyway? And by the way you looked better when
you were dead."
Buffy makes a menacing step towards Fer and Fer does the same back.
"What are you gonna do psycho slayer?" Fer asks. I look at her completely horrified knowing she was going to get her face
beat in.
"No, that's Faith." I put in.
Cut to Season 7.
Faith, "Hey! Oh. Fair enough."
Cut to Season 5.
"Oh, right." Fer says, "Well than..."
"Denial Slayer?" I ask.
"Yeah. I like that."
"What are you talking about?" Buffy looks confused.
I think all the years of dying her hair has finally come back to her. Fer, "You are such a moron. You are little miss denial Buffy. Well going to be anyway and frankly, we really are tired of hearing you. You and Spike sleep together. Fine whatever. You knock down a house. Fine whatever. You
become invisible and sleep with Spike as Xander is standing right there
thinking Spike is "Exercising". She put in with jaunty air quotes and
everything.
I laughed out loud.
Cut to Season 7. Xander, "Oh My God. You and you." He says pointing to Buffy and Spike, "Oh
My God!"
Cut to Season 5. "We don't have time for this. If we keep this up Spike could get hurt." I
say panicked.
Buffy glares, "I really don't care. I'm going upstairs."
"What? You can't." I say.
"I can and I am." She calls behind her back.
"Fer!!"
"What?"
I sigh.
"Come on you, me, and the bot are going."
"Hell no."
"Now!" Fer knows that I am highly pissed off and decides that maybe listening to
me is a good idea.
We start out but Willow stops us.
"You guys can't go alone, you'll get killed."
I look at the battle-axe in my hands and then up into Willow's eyes.
"Then I die."
Fer, the bot, and myself walk out.
Cut to Season 7.
There is a shocked silence as the words To Be Continued appear on the
screen.
"Oh My God! What the hell is she doing?" Bri asks.
"They're gonna die!" Aggie screams.
"Be quiet look this has to be the second part." There is silence as the scenes from the first ep play. Finally the episode
opens with Spike chained to the ceiling. Glory is walking around him
belittling and just being a real bitch.
Spike tells Glory that he'll tell her who, "the sodding key is." The scene cuts to the Buffybot, Fer, and myself walking on a field. Glory's
mansion is in view.
Cut to Season 5.
Fer looks at me. She looks scared.
"Are you ready?" I ask.
She shakes her head no.
"Me neither."
We both take deep breaths and start towards the mansion.
"Wait up!" Xander calls. We look behind us and there was Xander with Anya, Willow, Tara, and Giles.
We wait for them to catch up.
"You guys are really fast." Tara says bending over and taking in large
gulps of air. Xander is doing the same.
All of them have weapons at hand.
"Not that we don't want your help but why are you guys here?"
Giles, "We're here to help you save Spike."
"You mean you care?" Fer asks bewildered.
"No." Xander makes a weak protest.
"Let's go." I say with a grin. "I have a God to kill for touching my
Spike." We walk on and the screen pulls back to a lone figure standing on one of
the hills.
A close up shows that it's Buffy. She walks down and slowly follows.
The scene cuts to Spike. Glory is giving him water and impatiently goes on
about how picky he is.
She tells him to tell her who the key is.
Spike says, "It's that guy... on TV ... what's his name?
GLORY: (frowns) On the television? SPIKE: That show ... the prize show ... where they guess what stuff cost?
MURK: The Price Is Right?
JINX: Oh, Bob Barker! MURK: We will bring you Bob Barker! We will bring you the limp and beaten
body of Bob Bark- GLORY: (jumps up) It is not Bob Barker, scabby morons! The key is new to this world ... (turns back to face Spike) and Bob Barker is as old as grit.
(smiles) The vampire ... is lying to me.
SPIKE: (giggles weakly) Yeah ... but it was fun. And guess what, bitch. (Shot of his hands still trying to twist free) I'm not telling you jack. You're never gonna get your sodding key, 'cause you might be strong, but in
our world, you're an idiot.
GLORY: I am a god.
SPIKE: The god of what, bad home perms?
GLORY: Shut up! (takes a few steps toward him, pats her hair) I command
you, shut up!
SPIKE: Yeah, okay, sorry, but I just had no idea that gods were such
prancing lightweights. (Glory scoffs in disbelief) Mark my words, the Slayer ... is going to kick your skanky, lopsided ass (Glory checks out her ass in dismay) back to whatever place would take a (sizing her up) cheap,
whorish, fashion victim ex-god like you. Glory spins around and delivers a spinning kick to Spike's chest. His hands break free and he goes flying backward, crashing through the apartment's door and into the hallway outside. He does a back-somersault and winds up
on the floor against a chair.
SPIKE: (mutters) Good plan, Spike. Spike gets up and makes it to the elevator. He opens the doors and throws himself down. He opens the hatch and falls into the elevator itself. The
doors open in the lobby.
Murk: "You do not insult Glory by escaping."
Time period: we travel all over and sometimes slightly alter the epi(s)
Summery: Buffy verse during a party we're having. Okay, the summery sucks but the story is cool. Warning: much angel, riley...etc bashing. Lol. Enjoy
Cut back to season 5.
"Hey!" Buffy protests, "Who are you anyway?" I say very sarcastically, "People friends of mine, you're forgetting the
most important thing, Glory has Spike and she's going to harm him."
Fer rolls her eyes at me.
Just then the bot walks down wearing the exact same outfit as Buffy.
Fer whispers to me, "Wait a minute. That never happened."
The bot walks over to everyone.
"Hey you look just like me. We're very pretty." The bot says looking at
Buffy.
Fer snorts.
"Oh-My-God!" Buffy says. Xander seeing the bot and Buffy together for the first time says, "And so
say all of us."
Fer and I stare at him like he is an idiot.
Simultaneously we say, "Hey we know this, they're both Buffy!"
We roll our eyes and look at Buffy and the bot.
"Bot" we say pointing "Buffy."
Fer, "Do you need us to say it again a little slower, 'cause we can?"
"Buffy. Bot."
I turn to Fer, "Maybe we should put name tags." Fer rolls her eyes, "are we going to save Spike or what 'cause if we don't Spike will tell Glory about Dawn yata yata yata. And how long does it take you to realize she's not real anyway? And by the way you looked better when
you were dead."
Buffy makes a menacing step towards Fer and Fer does the same back.
"What are you gonna do psycho slayer?" Fer asks. I look at her completely horrified knowing she was going to get her face
beat in.
"No, that's Faith." I put in.
Cut to Season 7.
Faith, "Hey! Oh. Fair enough."
Cut to Season 5.
"Oh, right." Fer says, "Well than..."
"Denial Slayer?" I ask.
"Yeah. I like that."
"What are you talking about?" Buffy looks confused.
I think all the years of dying her hair has finally come back to her. Fer, "You are such a moron. You are little miss denial Buffy. Well going to be anyway and frankly, we really are tired of hearing you. You and Spike sleep together. Fine whatever. You knock down a house. Fine whatever. You
become invisible and sleep with Spike as Xander is standing right there
thinking Spike is "Exercising". She put in with jaunty air quotes and
everything.
I laughed out loud.
Cut to Season 7. Xander, "Oh My God. You and you." He says pointing to Buffy and Spike, "Oh
My God!"
Cut to Season 5. "We don't have time for this. If we keep this up Spike could get hurt." I
say panicked.
Buffy glares, "I really don't care. I'm going upstairs."
"What? You can't." I say.
"I can and I am." She calls behind her back.
"Fer!!"
"What?"
I sigh.
"Come on you, me, and the bot are going."
"Hell no."
"Now!" Fer knows that I am highly pissed off and decides that maybe listening to
me is a good idea.
We start out but Willow stops us.
"You guys can't go alone, you'll get killed."
I look at the battle-axe in my hands and then up into Willow's eyes.
"Then I die."
Fer, the bot, and myself walk out.
Cut to Season 7.
There is a shocked silence as the words To Be Continued appear on the
screen.
"Oh My God! What the hell is she doing?" Bri asks.
"They're gonna die!" Aggie screams.
"Be quiet look this has to be the second part." There is silence as the scenes from the first ep play. Finally the episode
opens with Spike chained to the ceiling. Glory is walking around him
belittling and just being a real bitch.
Spike tells Glory that he'll tell her who, "the sodding key is." The scene cuts to the Buffybot, Fer, and myself walking on a field. Glory's
mansion is in view.
Cut to Season 5.
Fer looks at me. She looks scared.
"Are you ready?" I ask.
She shakes her head no.
"Me neither."
We both take deep breaths and start towards the mansion.
"Wait up!" Xander calls. We look behind us and there was Xander with Anya, Willow, Tara, and Giles.
We wait for them to catch up.
"You guys are really fast." Tara says bending over and taking in large
gulps of air. Xander is doing the same.
All of them have weapons at hand.
"Not that we don't want your help but why are you guys here?"
Giles, "We're here to help you save Spike."
"You mean you care?" Fer asks bewildered.
"No." Xander makes a weak protest.
"Let's go." I say with a grin. "I have a God to kill for touching my
Spike." We walk on and the screen pulls back to a lone figure standing on one of
the hills.
A close up shows that it's Buffy. She walks down and slowly follows.
The scene cuts to Spike. Glory is giving him water and impatiently goes on
about how picky he is.
She tells him to tell her who the key is.
Spike says, "It's that guy... on TV ... what's his name?
GLORY: (frowns) On the television? SPIKE: That show ... the prize show ... where they guess what stuff cost?
MURK: The Price Is Right?
JINX: Oh, Bob Barker! MURK: We will bring you Bob Barker! We will bring you the limp and beaten
body of Bob Bark- GLORY: (jumps up) It is not Bob Barker, scabby morons! The key is new to this world ... (turns back to face Spike) and Bob Barker is as old as grit.
(smiles) The vampire ... is lying to me.
SPIKE: (giggles weakly) Yeah ... but it was fun. And guess what, bitch. (Shot of his hands still trying to twist free) I'm not telling you jack. You're never gonna get your sodding key, 'cause you might be strong, but in
our world, you're an idiot.
GLORY: I am a god.
SPIKE: The god of what, bad home perms?
GLORY: Shut up! (takes a few steps toward him, pats her hair) I command
you, shut up!
SPIKE: Yeah, okay, sorry, but I just had no idea that gods were such
prancing lightweights. (Glory scoffs in disbelief) Mark my words, the Slayer ... is going to kick your skanky, lopsided ass (Glory checks out her ass in dismay) back to whatever place would take a (sizing her up) cheap,
whorish, fashion victim ex-god like you. Glory spins around and delivers a spinning kick to Spike's chest. His hands break free and he goes flying backward, crashing through the apartment's door and into the hallway outside. He does a back-somersault and winds up
on the floor against a chair.
SPIKE: (mutters) Good plan, Spike. Spike gets up and makes it to the elevator. He opens the doors and throws himself down. He opens the hatch and falls into the elevator itself. The
doors open in the lobby.
Murk: "You do not insult Glory by escaping."