Chapter 7: What a surprise!

Teachers burst out from their bedrooms and watched in horror at what the thousands of students were doing. They tried to stop them but it was no use. Finally everyone reached the gargoyle statue of where Dumbledore's office was located. Because they didn't know the password, they used their swords to cut it down. It finally broke to bits and they walked up the spiral stairs until they reached the door to his office. Again they used their swords to chop it down and then when it was all in bits they all ran in furiously and Harry screamed, "DUMBLEDORE! GET READY FOR DEATH!!!!!!" "Oh hello everyone, you're just in time for a cup of tea!" Dumbledore said sweetly. They found him sitting at his desk with a cup of tea in his hands, and he was...smiling!

"Why aren't you upset now?" Harry asked him as everyone began to put down their armor. "Oh because I have solved my problem and now I am happy again! I'm very sorry of all the things I have done to you all. So I will bring back all the house points and cancel all detentions!"

Everyone smiled and cheered, feeling really happy! "We're really sorry too Professor. Anyway, what were you so upset about?" Harry asked, eager to know. "Oh well, I lost my Britney Spears CD but now I've found it!" "WHAT!" Everyone's eyes widened and they all looked at Harry. He gave them an evil and they got the point.

"EVERYONE! ATTACK HIM!!!"