Author's note:This is the only chapter which will have a Monty Python tribute.
::A Blaziken, Leo, walks into a Berry shop.A Meganium is at the desk,obiously a clerk.Leo walks up to the clerk.::
Leo:Hi!I want a Berry!
Clerk:Well,you've come to te right place.Which kind would you like?
Leo:I want a Enigma Berry.
Clerk:Sorry,we don't have any.
Leo:I see.How about a Belue Berry?
Clerk:Fresh out.
Leo:Blast:Got a Starf Berry?
Clerk:Lemme check...::checks::Nope.
Leo:::Is getting annoyed::I want a Magost berry,then.
Clerk:Ziclh.
Leo:Nomel?
Clerk:Zip.
Leo:Rabuta?
Clerk:Zero.
Leo:Agh....are you sure this is a Berry shop?
Clerk:Yes it is.It's a Berry shop.
Leo:Spelon?
Clerk:Yes-erm,no.
Leo:HOW ABOUT AN ORAN BERRY THEN!?
Clerk:Hm...we have one,but it's moldy and rotten.
Leo:I DON'T ING CARE!GIVE ME THAT STUPID BERRY!
Clerk:I warn you-you'll die.
Leo:I CAN BURN IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM!
Clerk:Even then,it'll taste like one of Jira Stewart's food.
Leo:I DON'T GIVE A FLYING RATATTA'S ASS ABOUT IT!GIVE ME MY ORAN BERRY!
Clerk:Okay,okay,sir.No need to yell.Let me bring it out.::rummages through a box::
Random Cow:::comes along,eats the berry,and leaves::
Clerk:Ah...I have this blue clay..::rolls it into a ball::Perfect.::To Leo::Here it is!
Leo:THIS IS SOME CRAPPY CLAY!Now I am going to ask you some things.
Clerk:Ask away.
Leo:Are you strong against fire?
Clerk:No.
Leo:Are you weak against water?
Clerk:No.
Leo:Is this a Berry shop?
Clerk:Yes.
Leo:Can I see one?
Clerk:Nope.We haven't restocked since 1999.
Leo:Bye.::Leo Blaze Kicks the Meganium.He sees some Berries on his neck,so Leo takes them.::What a weirdo.