I got this silly idea while Inu-chan and I were hanging out and watching rereuns of Inu-Yasha. I think this might be really funny. Inu and I thought so. Of course, that could be the Mt. Dew and sugar talking... 9.9
This is a slight parody of the episode, "Tsubaki's Unrelenting Evil Spell"
Inu-Yasha was fighting one of Tsubaki's lesser demons and was desperately trying to save Kagome from her evil curse. "Dammit." He mumbled beneath his breath. "I can't use my Tetsusiaga or Kagome will die. What can I do?!" He evaded another attack from the demon, but just barely. The cloth on his red kimono was torn by the demon's claw. "Sango!" He finally yelled behind him. "Miroku! Help me!!!" He did not receive any assistance and he did not have enough time to find out what Sango and Miroku were doing instead; he had to jump out of the way. He got a cut on his arm and he once again used the 'Blades of Blood' attack on the demon. It worked and struck the demon out. Unfortunately, the demon ((with Tsubaki's help)) soon recovered fully from it wounds and rose again. Before it did, Inu-Yasha had time to look over at Sango and Miroku and demand help. His jaw dropped when he saw them.
"You got any threes?" Miroku asked.
"Go fish." Sango replied. Miroku picked up a card.
"Yayyy!" He smiled as he placed a pair of threes down in a pile beside him. "I got my wish." Since he got his wish, he got to go again. "Hmm..." He viewed the cards in his hand. "Got any Kings?"
"Go fish." Miroku anxiously picked up a card but his face fell when it was only a seven.
"Got any Queens?" Sango inquired.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Inu-Yasha screamed. Sango and Miroku looked up from their card game. They did not appear to notice anything. "I'M HERE TRYING TO SAVE KAGOME AND YOU TWO ARE PLAYING CARDS?!" He then noticed an extra twist: "YOU'RE PLAYING CARDS ON KAGOME'S BODY?!"
"Relax, Inu-Yasha." Miroku said, waving the thought aside. "She is flat and easy to play on."
"I'M NOT CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR DAMN GAME, YOU BAKA!" Inu-Yasha screamed. "WHY DON'T YOU TWO DO SOMETHING USEFUL AND USE YOUR WEAPONS TO HELP FIGHT THE DEMON AND SAVE KAGOME FROM THE CURSE THAT IS ON HER?!"
Sango yawned. "No thanks, Inu-Yasha." Inu-Yasha's jaw dropped. "But if you want to use our weapons, go right ahead." She then handed Inu-Yasha her Hirakostu ((spelled wrong! ;.; wah!)) and Miroku handed him his staff.
"Have fun." They both said in unison.
The demon was fully healed and came back for more of Inu-Yasha. "Damn!" He yelled again and ran away. The demon followed.
"Perhaps we should aid him, Sango?" Miroku asked.
"Nah." Sango replied as Inu-Yasha was in the background being thrown about by the demon and screaming. "So, got any Queens?"
"Go Fish." Miroku replied.
----FIN!!!!!----
I liked it! Of course... that's just me. I think it's kinda funny. And exactly how Inu and I were talking about it. Muhahahahaha. Please review!!! ::puppy eyes:: --SKS