first fic to be on ff.net. I'm happy. By the way, this is I guess a slight
AU. Dealing with what happened to Hiei between being thrown of the cliff,
and meeting Kurama. And some other oddities.
WARNING: slight OOC. I'm doing my best but, as I said: first fic. If you hate yaoi don't get attached cause that happens later. Swearing and possibly violence. Rated R for future stuffs.
DISCLAIMER: if I owned this I would not be putting it on a website titled 'fanfiction.net' I would put it on 'FictionPress.net' because that's where you put original works. And anyway I have no money. So it would be totally pointless.
shopping
"NANI!?"
"A sleepover."
Hiei is sitting in a tree in the park. Kurama is standing under it, telling Hiei of the reunion sleepover.
"What?"
"When a group gets together and..."
"I know what a sleepover is."
"Then why do you keep asking?"
"Why are we having a sleepover?" asked Hiei. "We haven't had a mission for months."
"My point exactly," Kurama replied. "We need to keep up communication. I bet you don't know a thing that happened to Yusuke or Kuwabara since the last time we saw them."
"Yusuke was broken hearted after Keiko died from an explosion in the basement and I think he's seriously questioning his sexuality. But you never know for sure. And Kuwabara finally gave up on Yukina when she bitched him out with words that would make a whore blush. Much less Kuwabara. He's single now, and quite depressed. "
"Ok, let me get this straight," Kurama vetchered. "You know they're emotions, not just what happened?"
"Hn."
"Are they telling you stuff they aren't telling me."
"Not on purpose. They don't even know I know."
"So, Yusuke's gay?"
"It's a very strong possibility."
"So, I'm going to a sleepover with a gay guy."
"You should talk kitsune."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"All kitsune are bi."
"Your just assuming things." *blush*
"No I'm not."
"Who told you that, then?"
"I don't remember."
"See?"
"I remember it was a kitsune though, I have a list of thirty-six possibilities."
*glare* "You are evil."
"Hn"
"Are you suggesting I'm attracted to Yusuke?"
"It's a possibility, quite likely in fact, considering your blush."
"Fuck up."
"Hn," he hides a smile. "So, who's coming?"
"Us, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Koenma, Botan, Yukina, Shizuru, and Genki."
"Hmm, I wonder, should I pity the idiot, or laugh in his face when he sees Yukina."
"Laugh at him."
"What?" Hiei asked bewildered, Kurama's telling me to do this? Am I conscious?
"You don't laugh enough."
"Hn."
"What?"
"Nothing."
"You were relieved about something."
"Hn."
"So?"
"So... what?"
"Will we be shopping?"
"For what?"
"Pajama's."
"No."
"Come on."
"You'll get me something horrible, I just know it."
"Like what?" *innocent look*.
"Neon-pink teddy bears."
"Now why would you think that."
"Because I know these things."
"You can pick, deal?"
He thinks for a moment, "deal." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They enter the store to look for some pjs. A clerk walked up to them, "may I help you with something?"
"You wouldn't know where to find any pajamas would you? For men?"
"Yes," he tells them where. "Anything else?"
"No, that's all thanks."
They walk over and find lots of really cheesy things. They actually did find neon-pink teddy-bears, causing Hiei to snort, "these are pathetic." he continues gong through until he finds some baggy, black and blood-red, silk pajamas. He pulled them out, "OK, these are mine."
Kurama looked at them, they were whatever the equivalent of fifty bucks is in yen. "Expensive."
"You said I could choose."
"I know, just be careful with them."
"I'm not about to go to the Dark Tournament in them fox."
"I take it that means yes?"
"Hn." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
chapter one done. He he that rhymes. Please review, I need ego boosters, and besides that, I have my religious freaks ready to set on you if you don't. So.... REVIEW DAMMIT!!!!!!!
WARNING: slight OOC. I'm doing my best but, as I said: first fic. If you hate yaoi don't get attached cause that happens later. Swearing and possibly violence. Rated R for future stuffs.
DISCLAIMER: if I owned this I would not be putting it on a website titled 'fanfiction.net' I would put it on 'FictionPress.net' because that's where you put original works. And anyway I have no money. So it would be totally pointless.
shopping
"NANI!?"
"A sleepover."
Hiei is sitting in a tree in the park. Kurama is standing under it, telling Hiei of the reunion sleepover.
"What?"
"When a group gets together and..."
"I know what a sleepover is."
"Then why do you keep asking?"
"Why are we having a sleepover?" asked Hiei. "We haven't had a mission for months."
"My point exactly," Kurama replied. "We need to keep up communication. I bet you don't know a thing that happened to Yusuke or Kuwabara since the last time we saw them."
"Yusuke was broken hearted after Keiko died from an explosion in the basement and I think he's seriously questioning his sexuality. But you never know for sure. And Kuwabara finally gave up on Yukina when she bitched him out with words that would make a whore blush. Much less Kuwabara. He's single now, and quite depressed. "
"Ok, let me get this straight," Kurama vetchered. "You know they're emotions, not just what happened?"
"Hn."
"Are they telling you stuff they aren't telling me."
"Not on purpose. They don't even know I know."
"So, Yusuke's gay?"
"It's a very strong possibility."
"So, I'm going to a sleepover with a gay guy."
"You should talk kitsune."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"All kitsune are bi."
"Your just assuming things." *blush*
"No I'm not."
"Who told you that, then?"
"I don't remember."
"See?"
"I remember it was a kitsune though, I have a list of thirty-six possibilities."
*glare* "You are evil."
"Hn"
"Are you suggesting I'm attracted to Yusuke?"
"It's a possibility, quite likely in fact, considering your blush."
"Fuck up."
"Hn," he hides a smile. "So, who's coming?"
"Us, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Koenma, Botan, Yukina, Shizuru, and Genki."
"Hmm, I wonder, should I pity the idiot, or laugh in his face when he sees Yukina."
"Laugh at him."
"What?" Hiei asked bewildered, Kurama's telling me to do this? Am I conscious?
"You don't laugh enough."
"Hn."
"What?"
"Nothing."
"You were relieved about something."
"Hn."
"So?"
"So... what?"
"Will we be shopping?"
"For what?"
"Pajama's."
"No."
"Come on."
"You'll get me something horrible, I just know it."
"Like what?" *innocent look*.
"Neon-pink teddy bears."
"Now why would you think that."
"Because I know these things."
"You can pick, deal?"
He thinks for a moment, "deal." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They enter the store to look for some pjs. A clerk walked up to them, "may I help you with something?"
"You wouldn't know where to find any pajamas would you? For men?"
"Yes," he tells them where. "Anything else?"
"No, that's all thanks."
They walk over and find lots of really cheesy things. They actually did find neon-pink teddy-bears, causing Hiei to snort, "these are pathetic." he continues gong through until he finds some baggy, black and blood-red, silk pajamas. He pulled them out, "OK, these are mine."
Kurama looked at them, they were whatever the equivalent of fifty bucks is in yen. "Expensive."
"You said I could choose."
"I know, just be careful with them."
"I'm not about to go to the Dark Tournament in them fox."
"I take it that means yes?"
"Hn." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
chapter one done. He he that rhymes. Please review, I need ego boosters, and besides that, I have my religious freaks ready to set on you if you don't. So.... REVIEW DAMMIT!!!!!!!