Ash Ketchum's first day of work at the office!
My name is Ash.
OK, so like I think i had a slight dose of food poisoning this morning.
I came into work, and my bowels were rumbling and I had a terrible pain in my stomach area.
I thought I might puke, or soil my shorts at any moment. I was at work... and I planned my route to the nearest washroom in advance, just incase I had to make a mad dash. I was even prepared to use the ladies washroom incase the men's was busy. I swore, if it decided to release, there would be little warning or time for evacuation.
I thought if i did have a little accident, i might just have to go straight home to avoid embarrassment, and send a little email saying I would be back to work after a change of clothing.
Then it happened.
I had a terrible pain and i could feel the shit... I flew out of my chair and ran out of the office in a blinding flurry! The co-workers surely sensed something was wrong. I ran down the busy hallways trying to pinch my ass cheeks together and look nonchalant at the same time.
I reached the bathroom and ripped my pants down just in the knick of time. My ass exploded with a firecracker and I was relieved.
I reached to grab some toilet paper but there was none. I looked in the other stalls with my pants and underwear around my ankles but I found none.
I walked back to my desk and sat down. I hoped no one would smell me. Every time an employee would walk by I was duck under my desk.
After about ten minutes I decided that I needed an anus wiping. I used some of the blank lines sheets of paper on my desk to clean my ass and stupidly placed the paper on my desk, shit side down.
I didn't even notice her at my desk. The new employee I was thinking about asking out. She asked if she could use some paper, but before I could reply she grabbed the shit covered paper and walked back to her desk.
Guess I won't be asking her out anytime soon.
My name is Ash.
OK, so like I think i had a slight dose of food poisoning this morning.
I came into work, and my bowels were rumbling and I had a terrible pain in my stomach area.
I thought I might puke, or soil my shorts at any moment. I was at work... and I planned my route to the nearest washroom in advance, just incase I had to make a mad dash. I was even prepared to use the ladies washroom incase the men's was busy. I swore, if it decided to release, there would be little warning or time for evacuation.
I thought if i did have a little accident, i might just have to go straight home to avoid embarrassment, and send a little email saying I would be back to work after a change of clothing.
Then it happened.
I had a terrible pain and i could feel the shit... I flew out of my chair and ran out of the office in a blinding flurry! The co-workers surely sensed something was wrong. I ran down the busy hallways trying to pinch my ass cheeks together and look nonchalant at the same time.
I reached the bathroom and ripped my pants down just in the knick of time. My ass exploded with a firecracker and I was relieved.
I reached to grab some toilet paper but there was none. I looked in the other stalls with my pants and underwear around my ankles but I found none.
I walked back to my desk and sat down. I hoped no one would smell me. Every time an employee would walk by I was duck under my desk.
After about ten minutes I decided that I needed an anus wiping. I used some of the blank lines sheets of paper on my desk to clean my ass and stupidly placed the paper on my desk, shit side down.
I didn't even notice her at my desk. The new employee I was thinking about asking out. She asked if she could use some paper, but before I could reply she grabbed the shit covered paper and walked back to her desk.
Guess I won't be asking her out anytime soon.