Me: okay!!! At least two months since the last update. I know I suck, I do have excuses. Shia: but you got two official muses. Hannah: Ya, remember us? Ben: is it possible for her to forget? We live in her head. Me: three things, evil big sister, finals, evil big sister. Ben: how does she get on twice? Me: one, she destroyed my account so I couldn't find my story. Two she destroyed my backup folder on the kid's account, that's the computer part. Three, she was aloud to ground me. Imagine being grounded for eating an apple. Hannah: but finals are going on right now. Me: so, I have nothing to do this weekend. And the PE final took three weeks to complete!!! And I don't have an internet connection. Hannah: then how are you updating? Me: school connection. Ben: they let you save? Me: shrugs I'm putting it on a floppy. Hannah: so, disclaimer? Ben: I hate newbies. Mpythongirl owns nothing except the Catseye, Shia and all her creations, the pjs, Jin's shirt, the drinking game, and the gutter this came out of, we're trying to improve the quality. And this is yaoi, even though none of that's shown yet. What's your plan for this chapter? Me: Plan? What plan? Is there even a plot? Ben: that is the question, I'll be debating with Hannah and Shia with that during the story. Me: okay, I will write now. Oh, and I chose the most unique name of the three I got. Seth, kyo, and keahi, I will spell the third one kayhi, pronounced kayhee. I think. So that is my only plan.

Chapter Four: Point of Title

"...his name is kayhi, and he's smart, and intelligent, and funny, and hot." She sighed.

Hiei started giggling again. Everyone looks at him, and he's glancing at Kuwabara. They look at him and see him all depressed. "What's wrong?" asked Yusuke.

"Isn't it obvious?" asked Hiei. "His passed obsession is talking about her new boyfriend."

"Oh."

"Th' las' thin we need is a suicide. Lock him in the basement," said Jin

"There's a basement?"

"Yes," said Genki. "But how do you know about it numbskull."

"Do ye know how ol' this temple is?"

"About a thousand years."

"Do ye know wha' it was originly used fr?"

"The Catseye built it to hold people who were a danger to themselves and others."

"Do ye know wha tha mins?"

"It was a loony bin/ holder for suicidal people."

"Have ye ever checked th' Catrillian records?"

"Yes."

"Have ye checked th' insanity part?"

"Only for serial killers."

"So ye haven't checked suicidal?"

At this point Hiei comes in, "he has the record for most attempted suicides. The Catseye put him in here for a while."

"How do you know that?" asked Yusuke.

"Because that's what the questions mean. It was obvious what he was driving at."

"Oh."

Koenma decides to start a conversation with Jin, "you went into Catrilla and came out alive?"

"Ye make it sound hard."

"All reiki ambassadors that go there die."

"Tell them not to insult the suicidal adoptees. One time one insul'ed me an' ever' C'tseye within hearin' dis'ince rushed in and killed him."

"So, what's your Catrillian name?"

"Jinaru Liniru."

"What's that mean?"

"Lover-boy Suicidal."

Then a voice comes from outside, "Oi Jin!! Where do'you want the sake!?"

"Jus' line th' walls!"

Two girls walk in, one with white hair, one with red, with large wagons of sake. They have (authoress picks number out of hat) one-thousand- nine-hundred-seventy-eight bottles of sake. Koenma goes into a state of shock. "What're you staring at?" asked the redhead.

"Y- you-your..."

"Shia, what of it?"

"y-you're..."

"Delivering sake. I had to get away from home. Oh, and if you wouldn't mind, I'd like you to send team Urameshi to Catrilla. I would like a fight with Yusuke over there," she jerks her thumb in his direction. "He might actually be a challenge."

"Uh..."

"I'm leaving now. Come on Layo."

They leave and Jin collapses a fit of giggles with his ears twitching. "Um... Hiei, you don't happen to have a Catrillian name do you?"

"Hiei Kaitaidro."

"What does that mean?"

"Hn," he wasn't going to answer.

"Maybe we could have Jin and Hiei name us?" suggested Kurama.

"Huh?" asked Yusuke.

"Well, it would be fun."

"I like th' idea," said Jin. "Who's first?"

"Uh..."

Genki produces a hat with everyone's name in it, "will this work?"

"Where'd that come from?" asked Yusuke.

"Hammer space."

"Oh."

Genki pulled a name out, "Yusuke."

"Kajin Naru."

Hiei lifted his eyebrow, "that, is not a name."

"Ya i' is."

"No, that's evil."

"So's mine."

"But yours can be acceptable. I'm sure the Catseye would ban that one."

"Fine," he thought for a second. "Turo Hiruna."

"Death Punker, acceptable."

"Nice," said Yusuke.

"Kind of pathetic," said Shizuru.

"Nobody asked you. It's actually better than most Catseye get."

"They have really sucky names."

"It balances out the other things. You can choose the meaning of your name, we'll translate it."

"Okay," she thought for a moment, and smiled. "Killer Druggie."

"Tha' should be Shia's name," said Jin.

"Why?"

"Well, Catrilla has a reputation for ODing and strong drugs. Shia creates most of 'em."

"So?"

"Turoa Latino."

"Well, all that's left is Kurama..." says Genki.

"Shina," murmured Hiei.

"What about my last name?" he asked.

Hiei and Jin blinked like it was obvious. Jin glanced at Hiei, "you can' really be tha' forgetful."

"Evidently, I am," he sweat-dropped.

"What are you talking about?" Kurama asked.

"Hiei here forgot ta tell ya tha' he knows all your siblings and they have a Catrillian family name."

"So, what is it?"

"Tariono."

"What does it mean?"

"Well, Shina means rose," said Hiei. "And family names are kept a secret from Reiki for mocking reasons." "Hey!!!" yelled Koenma.

"Are you really gonna object? Shia would come back."

"Eep!!" Koenma runs and hides behind a blanket.

Me: you know my original author blurbs at the beginning took up an entire page?

Ben: your insane.

Me: I know.

Hannah: when will you let them drink?

Me: Next Chappie. It took 5 pages. So review my story with a word count of 1,035.