A Yami and a potty crisis
Summary: A very funny fic, which contains a drunk Bakura, A stolen potty,
and a lot of chaos.
Seven 'o five am at Ryou and Bakura's house was usually very quiet because Ryou was usually watching his early morning soap operas and Bakura was usually still asleep. This morning was different.
"I'm late!" Cried a panicked Bakura.
"Late for what? It's Saturday." Said an annoyed Ryou.
"Saturday? You mean I don't have to work today?" asked Bakura.
"No, you don't even have a job." Said Ryou.
Ryou went back to watching his soap operas, while Bakura went to go get in the shower.
"No! You can't fall in love with her!" cried Ryou as he wiped tears from his eyes.
Just then, the sound of "Days of our Lives" was drowned out with this horrid singing.
"LALALALALA LALALALA LALALA FA LALALA RA LALALAA!"
"Bakura! Will you shut up? I can't hear my show!" screamed an angry Ryou as he banged on the bathroom door.
And just to spite Ryou as Bakura always did, he walked out of the bathroom, dripping water everywhere and he was also nude.
"BAKURA!! Put some clothes on!" screamed a shocked Ryou.
"Why?" asked Bakura.
"What do you mean why? Because it's inappropriate to go around nude!" scowled Ryou.
As if nothing could go worse, the doorbell rang. It was Yugi, Jounouchi, Honda, Anzu, Mai, and Serenity.
"Who would come to someone's house this early?" asked Ryou who was on his last nerve.
"Hiya, Ryou, Bakura." Said Yugi.
"Um, hi." Said Ryou who was embarrassed because of Bakura.
"Did my eyes just deceive me? Did I just see Bakura prance around here naked?" asked Jounouchi.
"--;; Yes you did..." said an annoyed Ryou.
"Okay, why is Bakura Naked?" Asked Anzu.
"Because he's a total Idiot." Said Ryou.
"I am not an Idiot! I just do this to piss you off because it's fun!" yelled Bakura.
Another knock is heard at the door. It's Yugi's grandpa.
"What a surprise to find all you WHATTHEHOLYMCCRACKERJACKCRAPS???" yelled the Grandpa as he saw a naked Bakura run by him.
"--;; Bakura thought that he would go around lacking any kind of attire today." Said Ryou.
"Whoo hoo! Lets party!" yelled Grandpa motou.
"What? Party? Oh no no no no no! There is NO way I'm throwing a party in my nicely cleaned house!" said Ryou.
"The hell you ain't! We're partying tonight!" yelled the Grand pa.
"TT what did I get myself into? Why do I deserve this? I was a good boy!" cried Ryou.
That night, there was an alcohol bar set in Ryou and Bakura's living room. Bakura was raiding it.
"Alcohol! My friend!" yelled Bakura.
"You really don't need alcohol Bakura!" yelled Ryou.
"What do you mean I don't need it? We go hand in hand!" said Bakura as he petted the beverage.
"-- That's what you said when we went to the fair and I had to clean up my beautiful white carpet when you puked on it." Said Ryou.
"That's different. The roller coaster made me sick, not the beer." Said Bakura.
"I have to go potty Yami." Said Yugi as he made a weird face.
"Okay Yugi, Ryou, where's the bathroom?" asked Yami.
"Upstairs on the right." Said Ryou.
"Yami, you don't have to hold my hand this time, I'm a big boy." Said Yugi.
"I never said you weren't." said Yami.
Yugi goes into the bathroom to find a vacant hole where the toilet USED to be.
"Where do they keep their Commode?" Yugi asked himself.
Just then, Yugi hears a laugh outside. It wasn't Bakura or any of the others. It was Pegasus.
"Aww! Look at Yugi boy, looks like he can't find the potty." Said Pegasus as he laughed.
"W-who's out there?" Asked Yugi.
He saw no one.
"Yami!" Yugi cried as he wet himself.
Meanwhile, Bakura was getting wasted at the bar.
"Shaboingboing! WHEEEEEE!!!!" Screamed Bakura as he swung off of a random Vine. (o.O lord knows where that came from.)
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Hope you liked my first attempt to a fan fic.... If you review, I'll add a second chapter to the chaos. R&R please? And you'll get rewarded in chapter 2!
Summary: A very funny fic, which contains a drunk Bakura, A stolen potty,
and a lot of chaos.
Seven 'o five am at Ryou and Bakura's house was usually very quiet because Ryou was usually watching his early morning soap operas and Bakura was usually still asleep. This morning was different.
"I'm late!" Cried a panicked Bakura.
"Late for what? It's Saturday." Said an annoyed Ryou.
"Saturday? You mean I don't have to work today?" asked Bakura.
"No, you don't even have a job." Said Ryou.
Ryou went back to watching his soap operas, while Bakura went to go get in the shower.
"No! You can't fall in love with her!" cried Ryou as he wiped tears from his eyes.
Just then, the sound of "Days of our Lives" was drowned out with this horrid singing.
"LALALALALA LALALALA LALALA FA LALALA RA LALALAA!"
"Bakura! Will you shut up? I can't hear my show!" screamed an angry Ryou as he banged on the bathroom door.
And just to spite Ryou as Bakura always did, he walked out of the bathroom, dripping water everywhere and he was also nude.
"BAKURA!! Put some clothes on!" screamed a shocked Ryou.
"Why?" asked Bakura.
"What do you mean why? Because it's inappropriate to go around nude!" scowled Ryou.
As if nothing could go worse, the doorbell rang. It was Yugi, Jounouchi, Honda, Anzu, Mai, and Serenity.
"Who would come to someone's house this early?" asked Ryou who was on his last nerve.
"Hiya, Ryou, Bakura." Said Yugi.
"Um, hi." Said Ryou who was embarrassed because of Bakura.
"Did my eyes just deceive me? Did I just see Bakura prance around here naked?" asked Jounouchi.
"--;; Yes you did..." said an annoyed Ryou.
"Okay, why is Bakura Naked?" Asked Anzu.
"Because he's a total Idiot." Said Ryou.
"I am not an Idiot! I just do this to piss you off because it's fun!" yelled Bakura.
Another knock is heard at the door. It's Yugi's grandpa.
"What a surprise to find all you WHATTHEHOLYMCCRACKERJACKCRAPS???" yelled the Grandpa as he saw a naked Bakura run by him.
"--;; Bakura thought that he would go around lacking any kind of attire today." Said Ryou.
"Whoo hoo! Lets party!" yelled Grandpa motou.
"What? Party? Oh no no no no no! There is NO way I'm throwing a party in my nicely cleaned house!" said Ryou.
"The hell you ain't! We're partying tonight!" yelled the Grand pa.
"TT what did I get myself into? Why do I deserve this? I was a good boy!" cried Ryou.
That night, there was an alcohol bar set in Ryou and Bakura's living room. Bakura was raiding it.
"Alcohol! My friend!" yelled Bakura.
"You really don't need alcohol Bakura!" yelled Ryou.
"What do you mean I don't need it? We go hand in hand!" said Bakura as he petted the beverage.
"-- That's what you said when we went to the fair and I had to clean up my beautiful white carpet when you puked on it." Said Ryou.
"That's different. The roller coaster made me sick, not the beer." Said Bakura.
"I have to go potty Yami." Said Yugi as he made a weird face.
"Okay Yugi, Ryou, where's the bathroom?" asked Yami.
"Upstairs on the right." Said Ryou.
"Yami, you don't have to hold my hand this time, I'm a big boy." Said Yugi.
"I never said you weren't." said Yami.
Yugi goes into the bathroom to find a vacant hole where the toilet USED to be.
"Where do they keep their Commode?" Yugi asked himself.
Just then, Yugi hears a laugh outside. It wasn't Bakura or any of the others. It was Pegasus.
"Aww! Look at Yugi boy, looks like he can't find the potty." Said Pegasus as he laughed.
"W-who's out there?" Asked Yugi.
He saw no one.
"Yami!" Yugi cried as he wet himself.
Meanwhile, Bakura was getting wasted at the bar.
"Shaboingboing! WHEEEEEE!!!!" Screamed Bakura as he swung off of a random Vine. (o.O lord knows where that came from.)
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Hope you liked my first attempt to a fan fic.... If you review, I'll add a second chapter to the chaos. R&R please? And you'll get rewarded in chapter 2!