Chapter 3
(A/N: I realized earlier, I forgot to add my disclaimer so here it is...I do NOT own YGO cast members...n.n)
Ryou went back in the house as Jounouchi, Honda, Anzu, Mai, Serenity, Yami, and the Yugi who wet himself were digging a hole. Ryou was at his favorite place, the kitchen.
"Ah, precious food to calm my nerves." Said Ryou as he piled a butt- load of food onto a plate.
"Where's Ryou?" asked Jounouchi.
"I think he went in to use the bathroom or something." Said Honda.
"But, there is no toilet to piss in." whined Yugi.
"He may have " started Honda but he turned around to see through a window, Ryou, eating a feast for himself while they had to bury a dead old man.
"Well lookie there...looks like the albino has been holding out on us." Said Jounouchi.
"Ryou! Get your white ass out here and help us bury the wrinkle bag before the flies get him!" screamed Mai.
"And leave my freshly made sub? No way!" said Ryou as he ate.
"Get out here before I shove that damn sandwich down your throat." Said Anzu.
"But it tastes so good! T.T" said Ryou.
"Any day now white boy!" yelled Mai.
"That's discrimination against all albinos!" said Ryou.
"Yeah, yeah, this ain't a world history class, it's a home made funeral without the ceremony you idiot!" yelled Anzu.
"Ryou, please? We need all the help we can get." Said Serenity, who was trying to act nice.
"Get out here before I lock you in a room with Pegasus on Viagra!" yelled Anzu.
"You wouldn't!" Ryou started.
"Um, Knowing Anzu, she WOULD." Said Mai.
"You shouldn't! you just can't!" said Ryou.
"Oh, but I CAN and I WILL if you don't come out here." Said Anzu.
"But, But, It's a dead body and there is an 'EW' Factor involved and I just cleaned up!" whined Ryou.
"so? Hands wash you idiot." Said Mai.
"but, it's nasty and I'll throw up my sub sandwich!" said Ryou.
"Good, It'll give Peggy something to eat." Laughed Jounouchi.
" EW!" screamed Ryou.
"What? I was only joking. I find it amusing to watch clean freaks throw up XD" said Jounouchi.
"Hiya!" said a kids voice. It was Mokuba.
"Oo;; It's little Kaiba. Why is he here?" whispered Honda.
"Maybe he's spying on us so Kaiba would know what monsters Yugi have." Said Jounouchi.
"T.T Not my monsters! Please don't let him take them away from me!" cried Yugi.
"Chill Yugi. Hey squirt, what do you want?" asked Jounouchi.
"I saw a party and wanted to be invited." Said Mokuba.
"No solicitors!" Yelled Ryou.
"Ryou, he's only a kid, you can't talk to him like that." Said Serenity.
". yes I can, I'm a white boy." Said Ryou.
"Whats being albino got to do with Mokuba?" asked Honda.
"nothing." Said Ryou.
"Okay, lets get finished diggin' this hole before the flies invade and lay their eggs." Said Jounouchi.
(A/N: I realized earlier, I forgot to add my disclaimer so here it is...I do NOT own YGO cast members...n.n)
Ryou went back in the house as Jounouchi, Honda, Anzu, Mai, Serenity, Yami, and the Yugi who wet himself were digging a hole. Ryou was at his favorite place, the kitchen.
"Ah, precious food to calm my nerves." Said Ryou as he piled a butt- load of food onto a plate.
"Where's Ryou?" asked Jounouchi.
"I think he went in to use the bathroom or something." Said Honda.
"But, there is no toilet to piss in." whined Yugi.
"He may have " started Honda but he turned around to see through a window, Ryou, eating a feast for himself while they had to bury a dead old man.
"Well lookie there...looks like the albino has been holding out on us." Said Jounouchi.
"Ryou! Get your white ass out here and help us bury the wrinkle bag before the flies get him!" screamed Mai.
"And leave my freshly made sub? No way!" said Ryou as he ate.
"Get out here before I shove that damn sandwich down your throat." Said Anzu.
"But it tastes so good! T.T" said Ryou.
"Any day now white boy!" yelled Mai.
"That's discrimination against all albinos!" said Ryou.
"Yeah, yeah, this ain't a world history class, it's a home made funeral without the ceremony you idiot!" yelled Anzu.
"Ryou, please? We need all the help we can get." Said Serenity, who was trying to act nice.
"Get out here before I lock you in a room with Pegasus on Viagra!" yelled Anzu.
"You wouldn't!" Ryou started.
"Um, Knowing Anzu, she WOULD." Said Mai.
"You shouldn't! you just can't!" said Ryou.
"Oh, but I CAN and I WILL if you don't come out here." Said Anzu.
"But, But, It's a dead body and there is an 'EW' Factor involved and I just cleaned up!" whined Ryou.
"so? Hands wash you idiot." Said Mai.
"but, it's nasty and I'll throw up my sub sandwich!" said Ryou.
"Good, It'll give Peggy something to eat." Laughed Jounouchi.
" EW!" screamed Ryou.
"What? I was only joking. I find it amusing to watch clean freaks throw up XD" said Jounouchi.
"Hiya!" said a kids voice. It was Mokuba.
"Oo;; It's little Kaiba. Why is he here?" whispered Honda.
"Maybe he's spying on us so Kaiba would know what monsters Yugi have." Said Jounouchi.
"T.T Not my monsters! Please don't let him take them away from me!" cried Yugi.
"Chill Yugi. Hey squirt, what do you want?" asked Jounouchi.
"I saw a party and wanted to be invited." Said Mokuba.
"No solicitors!" Yelled Ryou.
"Ryou, he's only a kid, you can't talk to him like that." Said Serenity.
". yes I can, I'm a white boy." Said Ryou.
"Whats being albino got to do with Mokuba?" asked Honda.
"nothing." Said Ryou.
"Okay, lets get finished diggin' this hole before the flies invade and lay their eggs." Said Jounouchi.