Chapter #4: the wakening of the dead and Bakura love
(As you last left off at "I hope you're doing the right thing" said Ryou. It stopped.... Well, I UPDATED!!! WOO HOO!!!!)
"Relax, I bury my dogs in my backyard all the time" said Jounouchi.
"Jou, DOGS are PETS!!! This is a ninety nine year old man!!! And we're burying him in MY backyard!" screamed Ryou.
"Ryou, go eat a sandwich!" said Bakura.
"Bakura, go ejaculate yourself!" screamed Ryou as he ran inside.
"Harsh. I'm REALLY hurt." Said Bakura, sarcastically as he started laughing.
They dug the hold and dropped the old grandpa in there.
"that about does it for the old bat." Said Bakura.
"T.T HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING ABOUT MY GRANDPA?" cried Yugi.
"It's okay, Yug, I've had my dog get his head caught in the garbage disposal and he died too." Said Jounouchi.
"Um, wasn't that serenity's dog?" asked Honda.
"n.n uh, yup. It was frou frou...he bit me and I accidentally got his head stuck in the garbage disposal." Said jounouchi.
"how terrible. You should have atleast hit him in the head with a shovel and dropped him in acid first, now your disposal will stink." Said Mai.
"but Serenity vacuumed up my hamsters named Nathaniel and Superfly...." So I shredded her Parson Jack Russel terrier." Said Jounouchi.
They put the last little bit of dirt over the grave they made.
"okay, the bat is in the hole, lets go inside now." Said Anzu.
After they went inside, Grandpa Motou decided to wake up from his "slumber".
"Wha? Where the hell am I? And why am I dirty?" asked the confused old man.
"a little ham, toast the tomato, andAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" screamed Ryou.
"what happened in there? Did you chop off your hand?" asked Anzu.
"DEADALIVE DEADALIVEDEADALIVEIT" stuttered and cried Ryou.
"what are you trying to say? Take a breath and say it slowly." Said Honda.
"Yugi, your dead grandpa is alive." Said Ryou.
"nuh uh, he croaked remember?" said Yugi.
"I saw it with my very own eyes, I saw him get up and walk out of that grave!" screamed Ryou.
Bakura twirled his hand around his face, motioning that Ryou is crazy.
"Ryou has lost what sanity he had." Said Mai.
"Ryou had sanity?" asked Bakura as he raised an eyebrow.
"I don't know." Said Mai.
"Ryou hasn't had sanity since the last time we" started Bakura.
"come on, what did you do? I'm intrigued, I MUST know what you and Ryou over there do." Said Anzu.
"nope. NEVER!" Exclaimed Bakura.
"aww, Bakura and mister glutton have fallen in love."
"Ryou, "started Yugi.
"yes Yugi?" asked Ryou.
"Are you pregnant?" asked Yugi.
"Yugi, must I ask WHY you asked me that?" asked Ryou.
"yes." Said Yugi.
"no I am NOT!!!" cried Ryou.
"are you sure?" asked Jounouchi.
"Jounouchi, I am THIS close to killing you." Said the angry Ryou.
"but then you'd have to re-clean." Mocked Anzu.
"that's why I didn't kill him." Muttered Ryou.
(okay Readers, you're doing well with the reviews keep 'em coming and we'll soon have a chapter five)
(As you last left off at "I hope you're doing the right thing" said Ryou. It stopped.... Well, I UPDATED!!! WOO HOO!!!!)
"Relax, I bury my dogs in my backyard all the time" said Jounouchi.
"Jou, DOGS are PETS!!! This is a ninety nine year old man!!! And we're burying him in MY backyard!" screamed Ryou.
"Ryou, go eat a sandwich!" said Bakura.
"Bakura, go ejaculate yourself!" screamed Ryou as he ran inside.
"Harsh. I'm REALLY hurt." Said Bakura, sarcastically as he started laughing.
They dug the hold and dropped the old grandpa in there.
"that about does it for the old bat." Said Bakura.
"T.T HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING ABOUT MY GRANDPA?" cried Yugi.
"It's okay, Yug, I've had my dog get his head caught in the garbage disposal and he died too." Said Jounouchi.
"Um, wasn't that serenity's dog?" asked Honda.
"n.n uh, yup. It was frou frou...he bit me and I accidentally got his head stuck in the garbage disposal." Said jounouchi.
"how terrible. You should have atleast hit him in the head with a shovel and dropped him in acid first, now your disposal will stink." Said Mai.
"but Serenity vacuumed up my hamsters named Nathaniel and Superfly...." So I shredded her Parson Jack Russel terrier." Said Jounouchi.
They put the last little bit of dirt over the grave they made.
"okay, the bat is in the hole, lets go inside now." Said Anzu.
After they went inside, Grandpa Motou decided to wake up from his "slumber".
"Wha? Where the hell am I? And why am I dirty?" asked the confused old man.
"a little ham, toast the tomato, andAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" screamed Ryou.
"what happened in there? Did you chop off your hand?" asked Anzu.
"DEADALIVE DEADALIVEDEADALIVEIT" stuttered and cried Ryou.
"what are you trying to say? Take a breath and say it slowly." Said Honda.
"Yugi, your dead grandpa is alive." Said Ryou.
"nuh uh, he croaked remember?" said Yugi.
"I saw it with my very own eyes, I saw him get up and walk out of that grave!" screamed Ryou.
Bakura twirled his hand around his face, motioning that Ryou is crazy.
"Ryou has lost what sanity he had." Said Mai.
"Ryou had sanity?" asked Bakura as he raised an eyebrow.
"I don't know." Said Mai.
"Ryou hasn't had sanity since the last time we" started Bakura.
"come on, what did you do? I'm intrigued, I MUST know what you and Ryou over there do." Said Anzu.
"nope. NEVER!" Exclaimed Bakura.
"aww, Bakura and mister glutton have fallen in love."
"Ryou, "started Yugi.
"yes Yugi?" asked Ryou.
"Are you pregnant?" asked Yugi.
"Yugi, must I ask WHY you asked me that?" asked Ryou.
"yes." Said Yugi.
"no I am NOT!!!" cried Ryou.
"are you sure?" asked Jounouchi.
"Jounouchi, I am THIS close to killing you." Said the angry Ryou.
"but then you'd have to re-clean." Mocked Anzu.
"that's why I didn't kill him." Muttered Ryou.
(okay Readers, you're doing well with the reviews keep 'em coming and we'll soon have a chapter five)