-- Harry was walking about and ended up falling into a pit of badgers that were eating magic mushrooms. When the badgers turned to look at Harry they saw a snake instead of a human, a side affect of the mushrooms, and sextually assaulted him... Harry died of shock, poor ikle Harry kins.

-- Mean while Mikkura and Draco had throne away their politeness, and decided to have sex right then and there. Sadly the badgers left the hole and ended up in Mikkura's room. So the snake seeing badgers raped them to... Mikkura and Draco were then killed when the badgers force fed the magic mushrooms to them. What no one knew was that the magic mushrooms were only intended on being used for fish food, and killed, made things see snakes, or got the eater reallllly horny if not a fish.

Soon after the badgers had managed to sextualy assault and kill every one at Hogwarts.. The End

((A/N: No one has been reveiwing so this is the end of it until i get 3 reviews or if every one likes the ending.... Hell, I dont really care eather way.. Bowes Thank You.))