LORD OF THE FAIRY
Chapter 1
THE NOT SO LONG EXPECTED PARTY
Lil' B: Hello my friends, this fanfiction is about the cast of the Zelda games playing the cast from the LotR movies. Hope you enjoy! Or else, FEEL MY SQUIRRLY WRATH YOU ACURSED FOREST IMPS!!!
Bunny Hooded Bombchu: This fic has been revised by ME!! Lil' Bombchus sister!! So when he burns, it'll be with good grammer!!
Link = Frodo
Little Link (LL) = Sam
Rauru = Bilbo
Darunia = Gandalf
Ganon's eye = Sauron
Ganondorf = Sarumon
Tatl = Merry
Teal = Pippin
Deku Tree = Treebeard
Nabooru = Aragorn
Ruto= Legolas
Saria = Gimli
Stalfos = Orcs
Skullkid = Gollum and Smeagol
Mido= Borimir
Tingle= Farimir
ReDead = Ringwraith
Hot Elf Dude (hed) = Arwen
Gay Woman Person (gwp)= Eowyn
Sorry the list is so long!!! ;;;
In the village of Kakiriko, the small boy, Link, was waiting for a friend of his to come for his uncle's birthday. Finally after a long wait, a small cart slowly made its way up the road.
Link: You're late.
Darunia: No I'm not. I can come whenever I want to. I'm a wizard!
Link: You're still late.
Darunia: Shut up and get in the cart! (zaps Link with creepy powers)
Link: I wan't you to tell me everything you've seen in your travels!!!
Darunia: Do you have all night?
Link: No.
Darunia: Too bad.
Link: Look! Kids!
Sure enough a group of young children were chasing the cart.
Cute little kids : It's Darunia!! YAY!! FIREWORKS!!!
But the cart keeps moving.
Cute little kids: Awwwww.....
But suddenly a explosion of fireworks came from the back of the cart.
Cute little kids: YAAAY!!!!!!!!!
But suddenly a firework went out of control and zoomed off to the childrens school, causing it to burst into flames.
Cute little kids: YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!! BURN! BURN! BURN! BURN!
Darunia: Oops.
Link: Uhh...I'll see you later! (runs away)
Later (after being chased by an angry mob) Darunia finally came to a stop in front of Rauru's house. (BLAH BLAH BLAH! YOU'VE HOPEFULLY SEEN THE MOVIE!)
Later at Rauru's birthday party...
LL: (hic) I think that (hic) you might need (hic) another beer! I mean can you say being drunk is fun???
Link: And can you say "gonna need aspirin in the morning?"
LL: Hey, wheres Tatl and Teal?
Meanwhile, searching through Darunia's cart were the fairies Tatl and Tael.
Teal: Hey look at this firework. It looks like a telletubby.
Tatl: OH LORD! DONT TOUCH THAT!!!
Teal: Why not?
Tatl:(shiver) Second grade. Birthday party. Bad memories. IT ATE THE PLUNGER! THE WHOLE PLUNGER! THE CLOWN HAD A FREAKIN FLAME THROWER!!!!!!
Teal: Okay, okay not that one. how 'bout ...this one? ( holds up random firework)
Tatl: Okay that one.
A few minutes later, the fairys evil plot had succeeded back at the party, as a giant firework appeared in the sky and it was (urp) Darunia in a bikini! Everyone was screaming as the giant firery goron made its way towards the party. (Okay so it wasn't in the book.)
Link: Run Rauru! It's Darunia in a bikini!
Rauru: No way! That hasn't happened since my Christmas party.
But the giant Darunia suddenly exploded into a beautiful fireworks display.
Tael: That was good. Lets get another one.
Suddenly they were grabbed by their wings by Darunia.
Darunia: I should have known...Tatl and Tael... wash..dishes...now.
Fairys: But...
Darunia: WASH NOW!!!
(Meanwhile)
LL: Dude I'm drunk! TOTALLY DRUNK!!! (hic)
Link: LL stop drinking! people are staring.
LL: WELL THOSE &#$!!?!# CAN STARE ALL THE #$!!?! THEY (hic) WANT (hic)!!!
Link: Shush Rauru is saying his speech.
Rauru had walked on stage.
Rauru: I dont know half of you all half as well as I want to halfly...uh...oh who cares! Screw the speech, I'm leaving!
Then suddenly he vanished followed by gasps and screams (and barfing in LL's case). Later, Link had arrived at his home were Darunia was sitting by the fire.
Link: He's left hasnt he?
Darunia: He has.
Link: I wonder if he left me anything...
Link walks over to a conveniently placed computer. He clicked on the e- mail icon.
Computer: You've got doom.
Then the printer suddenly exploded reaviling a small fairy.
TO BE CONTINUED
Lil B': I hoped you enjoyed! (To himself) I'm on to you Fed ex! I know whats in those packages you deliver. YOUR IN LEAGE WITH THE FOREST IMPS! Oh yeah and look out for chapter 2 and dont flame me!