LORD OF THE FAIRY
Chapter 2
THE TEENAGE
GIRL SPELL OF DOOM!
Lil' B: Hello, its me again.
Audience: BOOO!!! You stink!
Lil B: SHUT UP!!! This chapter is shorter than the last one, so enjoy! (muttering to himself) Filthy little forest imps... they will pay, THEY WILL ALL PAY!!! I need more prescription...
BHB: Revised by his older sister, so at least he won't crash and burn without good spelling.
CAST:
Link = Frodo
Little Link (LL) = Sam
Rauru = Bilbo
Darunia = Gandalf
Ganon's eye = Sauron
Ganondorf = Sarumon
Tatl = Merry
Tael = Pippin
Deku Tree = Treebeard
Nabooru = Aragorn
Ruto= Legolas
Saria = Gimli
Stalfos = Orcs
Skullkid = GollumSmeagol
Mido= Borimir
Tingle= Farimir
Redead = Ringwraith
Hot Elf Dude (hed) = Eowyn
Gay Woman Person (gwp)= Arwen
BHB: Once again, REVISED BY ME!! Woo!
The printer had just exploded after Rauru's party, and out came...NAVI!!
Navi: Hi! Im Navi the fairy, and I'm the one fairy... TO RULE THEM ALL!!! And I like to possess stupi... I mean... I like to make people happy! SO BE HAPPY OR I'LL SLIT YOUR PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A WRIST!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(gasp)HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(gasp) I'm also like a living breathing form of an Apocolipse! Hey! You know what? Apocolipse sounds just like panda! I love pandas! Pandas, pandas, pandas! I WANT A PET PANDA, NOW!!!
Link: AAAAHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!
Darunia: Oh lord...
Navi: Pandas, pandas, pandas, pandas, pandas, pandas, pandas, pandas, pandas.MY EYES BURN WITH THE FIRES OF A THOUSAND EVILS!!!
Suddenly, LL jumps in through the window and starts doing the chicken dance.
LL: WEEEE!!! I'm still drunk, so turn me into something unnatural Mister Darunia!
So there is Darunia standing in the middle of all the chaos, wondering why he ever got involved with weirdoes. Then he noticed that a squirrel had climbed in through the window.
Darunia: Hmmm. Must... resist... chaotic... impulse...
But he couldn't resist. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a chainsaw and handed it to the squirrel.
Darunia: Yes my minion be FREEEE!!!
He rushed out of the house after leaving a note about going to the inn of the Galloping Epona, and started to make his way toward Iliklard (snigger) Isengard (snigger) riding his mighty dodongo.
Darunia:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........(gas p).........(gasp)...........(gasp)...(faints)
(back with Link, after allot of walking, they arrive at the inn of the Galloping Epona)
LL: DUDE I'M DRUNK AGAIN!!!! AGAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNN!!!!!
LL and Tatl and Teal start singing.
When the Russians invade, we'll all play croquet, and do the German polka! When the English men come, we'll drink lots of rum, and do the German polka! 1, 2, 3, POLKA!
LL: What's wrong, Link?(hic) Why aren't you making (hic) a mockery of (hic) yourself in public (hic) like Tatl and (hic) Tael?
Link: I'm worried about Darunia. Why didn't he meet us?
LL: I'm sure he's (hic) fine.
Meanwhile, Darunia and Ganondorf had both been hit with the TEENAGE GIRL SPELL OF DOOM!!!!
Darunia: (Girly voice) Oh no you didn't!!!
Ganondorf : (Girly voice) don't go there girlfriend!!!
Darunia: (painting his nails)(Girly voice) Like, oh my god! I like, broke a nail!
Back at the Golloping Epona...
Link: Oops I tripped!
Then Navi slipped out of his pocket and Link tried to pull himself up by grabbing her. But when his hand squeezed the fairy he vanished!
Lil B: Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, don't flame, Fedex, Fedex, watch out for chapter 3, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, BEWARE ME!!!
Chapter 2
THE TEENAGE
GIRL SPELL OF DOOM!
Lil' B: Hello, its me again.
Audience: BOOO!!! You stink!
Lil B: SHUT UP!!! This chapter is shorter than the last one, so enjoy! (muttering to himself) Filthy little forest imps... they will pay, THEY WILL ALL PAY!!! I need more prescription...
BHB: Revised by his older sister, so at least he won't crash and burn without good spelling.
CAST:
Link = Frodo
Little Link (LL) = Sam
Rauru = Bilbo
Darunia = Gandalf
Ganon's eye = Sauron
Ganondorf = Sarumon
Tatl = Merry
Tael = Pippin
Deku Tree = Treebeard
Nabooru = Aragorn
Ruto= Legolas
Saria = Gimli
Stalfos = Orcs
Skullkid = GollumSmeagol
Mido= Borimir
Tingle= Farimir
Redead = Ringwraith
Hot Elf Dude (hed) = Eowyn
Gay Woman Person (gwp)= Arwen
BHB: Once again, REVISED BY ME!! Woo!
The printer had just exploded after Rauru's party, and out came...NAVI!!
Navi: Hi! Im Navi the fairy, and I'm the one fairy... TO RULE THEM ALL!!! And I like to possess stupi... I mean... I like to make people happy! SO BE HAPPY OR I'LL SLIT YOUR PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A WRIST!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(gasp)HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(gasp) I'm also like a living breathing form of an Apocolipse! Hey! You know what? Apocolipse sounds just like panda! I love pandas! Pandas, pandas, pandas! I WANT A PET PANDA, NOW!!!
Link: AAAAHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!
Darunia: Oh lord...
Navi: Pandas, pandas, pandas, pandas, pandas, pandas, pandas, pandas, pandas.MY EYES BURN WITH THE FIRES OF A THOUSAND EVILS!!!
Suddenly, LL jumps in through the window and starts doing the chicken dance.
LL: WEEEE!!! I'm still drunk, so turn me into something unnatural Mister Darunia!
So there is Darunia standing in the middle of all the chaos, wondering why he ever got involved with weirdoes. Then he noticed that a squirrel had climbed in through the window.
Darunia: Hmmm. Must... resist... chaotic... impulse...
But he couldn't resist. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a chainsaw and handed it to the squirrel.
Darunia: Yes my minion be FREEEE!!!
He rushed out of the house after leaving a note about going to the inn of the Galloping Epona, and started to make his way toward Iliklard (snigger) Isengard (snigger) riding his mighty dodongo.
Darunia:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........(gas p).........(gasp)...........(gasp)...(faints)
(back with Link, after allot of walking, they arrive at the inn of the Galloping Epona)
LL: DUDE I'M DRUNK AGAIN!!!! AGAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNN!!!!!
LL and Tatl and Teal start singing.
When the Russians invade, we'll all play croquet, and do the German polka! When the English men come, we'll drink lots of rum, and do the German polka! 1, 2, 3, POLKA!
LL: What's wrong, Link?(hic) Why aren't you making (hic) a mockery of (hic) yourself in public (hic) like Tatl and (hic) Tael?
Link: I'm worried about Darunia. Why didn't he meet us?
LL: I'm sure he's (hic) fine.
Meanwhile, Darunia and Ganondorf had both been hit with the TEENAGE GIRL SPELL OF DOOM!!!!
Darunia: (Girly voice) Oh no you didn't!!!
Ganondorf : (Girly voice) don't go there girlfriend!!!
Darunia: (painting his nails)(Girly voice) Like, oh my god! I like, broke a nail!
Back at the Golloping Epona...
Link: Oops I tripped!
Then Navi slipped out of his pocket and Link tried to pull himself up by grabbing her. But when his hand squeezed the fairy he vanished!
Lil B: Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, don't flame, Fedex, Fedex, watch out for chapter 3, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, Fedex, BEWARE ME!!!