Chapter 3
BIG NOSES ON GOOD PEOPLE
Lil B: Woohoo! Chapter 3! I've made it this far! (Takes out stuffed bombchu and Ian Ives doll)
Lil B Doll: You said I couldn't do it Ian, but I did! So kiss my fiery track leaving butt!
Ian doll: Oh, I'm sorry I suck! Oops, I crapped in my pants! It smells bad! And it burns my butt! EEEEWWWW!!! My middle name is Douglas!
Lil B: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (Twitch)
CAST:
Link = Frodo
Little Link (LL) = Sam
Rauru = Bilbo
Darunia = Gandalf
Ganon's eye = Sauron
Ganondorf = Sarumon
Tatl = Merry
Tael = Pippin
Deku Tree = Treebeard
Nabooru = Aragorn
Ruto= Legolas
Saria = Gimli
Stalfos = Orcs
Skullkid = GollumSmeagol
Mido= Borimir
Tingle= Farimir
Redead = Ringwraith
Hot Elf Dude (hed) = Eowyn
Gay Woman Person (gwp)= Arwen
Guru Guru(GG) = Elrond
Link just vanished.
Mysterious dude in the corner: GASP!!
When Link reappeared, he found himself in the girls bathroom.
Link: Whoops, wrong bathroom. WHY DIDN'T RAURU TEACH ME HOW TO READ!?!?!?
Suddenly, an unidentified flying frying pan came out of the shadows and knocked Link out.
Later...
Link: Ugh, where am I?
Mysterious dude: You're in my very very expensive inn room, so don't spill anything on the carpet!
Link: But the floors are made of wood!
The mysterious guy is revealed to be....NABOORU!
Nabooru: Shut up! How did you disappear!?
The door suddenly swung open. There stood LL, Tatl, and Tael, wielding stools and a half full mug of beer, and started mercilessly beating Nabooru over the head. Except for LL who was huddled up in the corner with the mug of beer.
Nabooru: STOP YOU IDIOTS!!!
She happened to glance out the window and saw four ReDead heading towards the inn.
Later...
The four ReDead made there way towards the beds in Link's inn room and drew their spears. Then started stabbing reapeatedly at the beds. Meanwhile everyone was in Nabooru's inn room playing cards.
Link: Hey... where is Tael?
Then the door swung open to reveal Tael with a spear in his head.
Next day. Its amazing! LL isn't drunk anymore! NOTE: LL has been drunk through all three chapters so far.
LL: I don't trust this Nabooru fella. She has WAY too big a nose.
Nabooru: I heard that!
LL: And what a beautiful big nose it is! It reminds me of bagpipes and I LOVE bagpipes.
Hours later...
Tatl and Tael: The road is loooooooooooooooonggg, with a maaaannny a winding turn...
Link: STOP SINGING!!!
Suddenly a ReDead came out of the shadows, stabbed Link, and Some Hot Elf Dude (HED) grabbed Link and dragged him into the forest.
LL: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HED took Link over river and through the woods to grandma's house they went... but got stuck over the river with a bunch of ReDead on the other side.
HED: You want him, come and claim him! (does creepy elf spell)
Suddenly a horde of enraged elephants trampled the redead to the ground.
Later,Link woke up to find himself in some elvish place
Link: OOOOOOHHHH! shiny!
Lil B: OOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I'm at a writers block! Curse you FeDex CUUUUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIG NOSES ON GOOD PEOPLE
Lil B: Woohoo! Chapter 3! I've made it this far! (Takes out stuffed bombchu and Ian Ives doll)
Lil B Doll: You said I couldn't do it Ian, but I did! So kiss my fiery track leaving butt!
Ian doll: Oh, I'm sorry I suck! Oops, I crapped in my pants! It smells bad! And it burns my butt! EEEEWWWW!!! My middle name is Douglas!
Lil B: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (Twitch)
CAST:
Link = Frodo
Little Link (LL) = Sam
Rauru = Bilbo
Darunia = Gandalf
Ganon's eye = Sauron
Ganondorf = Sarumon
Tatl = Merry
Tael = Pippin
Deku Tree = Treebeard
Nabooru = Aragorn
Ruto= Legolas
Saria = Gimli
Stalfos = Orcs
Skullkid = GollumSmeagol
Mido= Borimir
Tingle= Farimir
Redead = Ringwraith
Hot Elf Dude (hed) = Eowyn
Gay Woman Person (gwp)= Arwen
Guru Guru(GG) = Elrond
Link just vanished.
Mysterious dude in the corner: GASP!!
When Link reappeared, he found himself in the girls bathroom.
Link: Whoops, wrong bathroom. WHY DIDN'T RAURU TEACH ME HOW TO READ!?!?!?
Suddenly, an unidentified flying frying pan came out of the shadows and knocked Link out.
Later...
Link: Ugh, where am I?
Mysterious dude: You're in my very very expensive inn room, so don't spill anything on the carpet!
Link: But the floors are made of wood!
The mysterious guy is revealed to be....NABOORU!
Nabooru: Shut up! How did you disappear!?
The door suddenly swung open. There stood LL, Tatl, and Tael, wielding stools and a half full mug of beer, and started mercilessly beating Nabooru over the head. Except for LL who was huddled up in the corner with the mug of beer.
Nabooru: STOP YOU IDIOTS!!!
She happened to glance out the window and saw four ReDead heading towards the inn.
Later...
The four ReDead made there way towards the beds in Link's inn room and drew their spears. Then started stabbing reapeatedly at the beds. Meanwhile everyone was in Nabooru's inn room playing cards.
Link: Hey... where is Tael?
Then the door swung open to reveal Tael with a spear in his head.
Next day. Its amazing! LL isn't drunk anymore! NOTE: LL has been drunk through all three chapters so far.
LL: I don't trust this Nabooru fella. She has WAY too big a nose.
Nabooru: I heard that!
LL: And what a beautiful big nose it is! It reminds me of bagpipes and I LOVE bagpipes.
Hours later...
Tatl and Tael: The road is loooooooooooooooonggg, with a maaaannny a winding turn...
Link: STOP SINGING!!!
Suddenly a ReDead came out of the shadows, stabbed Link, and Some Hot Elf Dude (HED) grabbed Link and dragged him into the forest.
LL: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HED took Link over river and through the woods to grandma's house they went... but got stuck over the river with a bunch of ReDead on the other side.
HED: You want him, come and claim him! (does creepy elf spell)
Suddenly a horde of enraged elephants trampled the redead to the ground.
Later,Link woke up to find himself in some elvish place
Link: OOOOOOHHHH! shiny!
Lil B: OOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I'm at a writers block! Curse you FeDex CUUUUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!