Chapter 4
The Group of the Fairy

Lil B: At this time, I would like to thank my sister, Bunny Hooded Bombchu, for editing all my chapters! Read her stuff cuz she's WAY better then me! Wait...BHB!!! YOU MESSED UP THE SCRIPT!!!

BHB: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Lil B: Well she does get some credit, since she wrote most of the Council part. If you like the council, then try reading her stuff.

BHB: Aw, thanks Lil B! But I couldn't have done it without-

Lil B: Shut up! Its time for the fic!

CAST:

Link = Frodo

Little Link (LL) = Sam

Rauru = Bilbo

Darunia = Gandalf

Ganon's eye = Sauron

Ganondorf = Sarumon

Tatl = Merry

Tael = Pippin

Deku Tree = Treebeard

Nabooru = Aragorn

Ruto= Legolas

Saria = Gimli

Stalfos = Orcs

Skullkid = GollumSmeagol

Mido= Borimir

Tingle= Farimir

Redead = Ringwraith

Hot Elf Dude (hed) =Arwen

Gay Woman Person (gwp)= Eowyn

Guru Guru(GG) = Elrond

Carpenter Dude (cd) = Theoden

Kapora Gabora (kg) = Lord of the Eagles

Darunia: Link... Link... FOOL OF A HYLIAN, WAAAKE UUUUUP!!!!

Link: Huh... oh Darunia. Welcome. Would you like some tea? (comes to his senses) I WAS STABBED BY A REDEAD!!! And why didn't you meet us?

Darunia: I was preoccupied....

FLASH BACK flash back FlAsH bAcK... On top of Ganondorf's tower.

Ganondorf: Die communist!

Suddenly a squirrel runs up to Darunia and takes out a chainsaw.

Darunia: (to squirrel) mutter mutter (hears owl hoot) (to Ganondorf) Not today, loser!

Jumps of tower and lands on Kapora Gabora, but his awesome weight sends them crashing to the ground.

Darunia:(running away) AND I'M NOT A COMMUNIST!!!

Present time...

Link: Ohhh............................... hey! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LET LOOSE THAT SQUIRREL!!??

Darunia: Um...uh...AMNISIA DUST!! (throws talcum powder in links eyes)

Link: Talcum powder??

Later...

Guru Guru: Welcome to the council of Elrond.

Darunia: What about the council of Guru Guru?

Guru Guru: Did I stutter?

Darunia: No but-

Guru Guru: Then shut up!!! Link!! Bring forth the ring!!

Link: Don't you mean Fairy?

Guru Guru: SHUT UP OR I'LL BURN ALL OF YOU!!!!

Link brings the fairy over. It's in a bottle and you can hear muffled screaming from inside.

Mido: Hmm...ITS A GIFT! A gift to the foes of Death Mountain and surrounding areas!!

Darunia: Which just so HAPPENS to be my home.

Nabooru: AND no one can wield it unless you're evil!!

Mido: But I AM evil!! Your stupid!

Ruto: Don't insult her! Shes Nabooru, daughter of....um.....yeah. Anyways, she's the heir of Gerudo Valley!!

All: GASP!!!!!

BUM BUM BUM....

Mido: But Twinrova is the Steward! And either me or Tingle will take her place!! WE DON'T NEED NABOORU!!!!

Nabooru: I turned from that path long ago. Live with it!

Darunia: The only way to go, is to destroy it! That means to throw the fairy into Death Mountain!

Guru Guru: Throw it in! Throw it in! Throw the stupid fairy in! And then when you do! We'll bow down to you!!

Link: Won't it just fly away if we throw it??

Mido: Hold her down. I'll cut off her wings!!

All: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

Darunia: Violence is not the answer......WE'LL BURN THE WINGS OFF!!!!!!

All: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

Navi: I OBJECT!!

Guru Guru: OVER RULED!! I SENTENCE YOU TO BURNINATION!! Who will hold her down?

All: ........(crickets chirp)

Guru Guru: OK! Who will take her to Death Mountain?

All Except Link: OOH!! I WILL!!!!!

All start fighting.

Link: I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!!

Darunia: I'll help you to bear this burden. Since your gonna die, anyway.

LL: I'M COMING TOO!!!!

Tatl and Tael: AND US!!!

Link: Whatever.

Saria: Well, you've got my mace.

Nabooru: And my sword

Ruto: And my fin!

Nabooru: No seriously, give us back our stuff.

Link: No, never, its not what you think! (Runs away)

Later

Guru Guru:(thinking) They acctually think they can succeed, but I know the truth!

Link: No! Wait! LL, we are not bringing beer

Guru Guru: (Thinking) They think I'm crazy, but I'm not crazy! I'M THE ONLY ONE THATS NOT CRAZY!!!

Saria: Do we have everything?

Tail: I think so...

Guru Guru: EAT BABIES!!!

All stare at Guru Guru.

Guru Guru: You saw nothing! (throws powder at them) Amnesia dust!

Runs away.

Link: Talcum powder? Again??

Later

Mido:(Thinking) That fairy looks really shiny!

Long silence

Tatl and Tael suddenly burst into song.

Tatl and Tael: I like to oot, oot, oot, ooples and banoonoos! I like to eat, eat, eat, eeples and baneenees! I like to ate, ate, a-

All except Tatl and Tael: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!

Long silence.

Mido: So... um, anyone here see the game last night?

Saria: Oh yeah... Nice weather huh?

Darunia:Oh yes, very nice... yeeeaaaahhh.

LL: No longer drunk, I will continue my obssesion with bagpipes and all their glory!

Link: Oh no, you didn't!

LL: Yes I did!

Takes out bagpipes

Link: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!

Later

Darunia: Mountains!

Saria: Mines!

Darunia: Mountains!

Saria:MINES!

Darunia: MOUNTAINS!

Both start fighting

Link: I like mines!

Darunia: In yo face!

Later

Darunia: There is a riddle on the door! "What is the best thing in the world?"

Mido: I know this one! Uuuuhhh.... pengiun... legs...

Door starts to open.

All: YAY!

Later

Darunia: I have no memory of this place...

LL hits him on the head with a frying pan.

Darunia: Oh! Its that way!

Lil B: What will happen next? I don't know... maybe I'll just leave you hanging at the best part! Well any way we all know whats gonna happen to Darunia! Watch out for chapter 5!!! OR ELSE... Fedex!