Chapter 5
Lil B: Yay! This is a special edition chapter, about how I got the idea for "The Lord of the Fairy" And here to help me is my new partner Skullkid!
Skullkid: Hail all that is cheese, or you will be melted and put on nachos.
Lil B: Riiight... lets begin! It all started in 1779.
Skulkid: 2003
Lil B: Whatever. Anyway, it all started when I was eagerly waiting for "The Return of the King" to come out in theaters, then the idea was born....... naked and screaming.
Skullkid: Eeeeeewwww!!!
Lil B: Shut up! Then I started on the cast.
AUDITIONS FOR SAM
Zelda: I want to get drunk!
Lil B: Good, but why do you think you should be Sam?
Zelda:BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T PUT ME IN THIS WHOLE FREAKIN FAN FICTION!!!
Lil B: Next!
LL: (hic) hi i'm (hic) here to (hic) audition (hic)
Lil B: Well I dont know-
Skullkid: your hired!
Lil B: As you can see the auditions were a bit
Skullkid: Mishapen!
Lil B: Yeah sort of... anyway,
Skullkid: Halitosis!
Lil B: Next we did some fight scenes.
Helms Deep
Nabooru is fighting a stalfos and falls 400 feet off helms deep onto spiky rocks that burst into flames.
Lil B: More problems.
Skullkid: Problems galore!
Lil B: Saria was sent to the hospital 36 times!
Scream is heard from back stage
Skullkid: 37.
Lil B: Then we had to give Navi an operation to give her the power to make people invisible, so we did, but my scientist lost the instructions on how to use Navi... so they guessed.
A group of monkeys are sitting at a table.
Monkey1: So how should the visibility be activated?
Monkey3: By giving her 50 bucks!
monkey5: No you-
monkey3: Hijack a bus!
monkey1: Thats it!
All except Monkey3 take tranquilizer guns and shoot Monkey3, then the door opens.
Navi: Ive got pizaaaAAAHHHHHH!!!
Monkey3 falls on her, squeezing her against the ground and he disapears
Monkey: Ohhhhhh... so thats it... you throw a tranquelized monkey at her!
Lil B: God they're stupid.
Skullkid: psssst... pssssssssst!!!
Lil B: What!?
Skullkid: ...psssssssssssssssssss(gasp)ssssssssssssssssssssssssstttt!!!!!!!!!!
Lil B: Right... well thats it for now!
Skullkid: Goodbye!
Lil B: Yay! This is a special edition chapter, about how I got the idea for "The Lord of the Fairy" And here to help me is my new partner Skullkid!
Skullkid: Hail all that is cheese, or you will be melted and put on nachos.
Lil B: Riiight... lets begin! It all started in 1779.
Skulkid: 2003
Lil B: Whatever. Anyway, it all started when I was eagerly waiting for "The Return of the King" to come out in theaters, then the idea was born....... naked and screaming.
Skullkid: Eeeeeewwww!!!
Lil B: Shut up! Then I started on the cast.
AUDITIONS FOR SAM
Zelda: I want to get drunk!
Lil B: Good, but why do you think you should be Sam?
Zelda:BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T PUT ME IN THIS WHOLE FREAKIN FAN FICTION!!!
Lil B: Next!
LL: (hic) hi i'm (hic) here to (hic) audition (hic)
Lil B: Well I dont know-
Skullkid: your hired!
Lil B: As you can see the auditions were a bit
Skullkid: Mishapen!
Lil B: Yeah sort of... anyway,
Skullkid: Halitosis!
Lil B: Next we did some fight scenes.
Helms Deep
Nabooru is fighting a stalfos and falls 400 feet off helms deep onto spiky rocks that burst into flames.
Lil B: More problems.
Skullkid: Problems galore!
Lil B: Saria was sent to the hospital 36 times!
Scream is heard from back stage
Skullkid: 37.
Lil B: Then we had to give Navi an operation to give her the power to make people invisible, so we did, but my scientist lost the instructions on how to use Navi... so they guessed.
A group of monkeys are sitting at a table.
Monkey1: So how should the visibility be activated?
Monkey3: By giving her 50 bucks!
monkey5: No you-
monkey3: Hijack a bus!
monkey1: Thats it!
All except Monkey3 take tranquilizer guns and shoot Monkey3, then the door opens.
Navi: Ive got pizaaaAAAHHHHHH!!!
Monkey3 falls on her, squeezing her against the ground and he disapears
Monkey: Ohhhhhh... so thats it... you throw a tranquelized monkey at her!
Lil B: God they're stupid.
Skullkid: psssst... pssssssssst!!!
Lil B: What!?
Skullkid: ...psssssssssssssssssss(gasp)ssssssssssssssssssssssssstttt!!!!!!!!!!
Lil B: Right... well thats it for now!
Skullkid: Goodbye!