A/N: Well, the last chapter was so much of a success (for me that is) I decided to write antoher one. And another one after that. If you have any ideas, please say them, because I'm mainly going on your suggestions here. I actually have to give credit to Ajuxliapose for inspiring me to write this chapter. And on to the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine, the site isn't mine, and Buffy isn't mine (though I kinda wish Spike was but that doesn't matter because this isn't a Buffy fic). More detailed disclaimer at the end.
Chapter 2
The computer screen glowed white in the dark room. The time 12:07 AM was at the bottom of the monitor and Hermione Granger started scrolled down. She had been reading for an hour when Ginny finally fell asleep and she could sneak back to visit fanfiction.net.
"BOO!" someone cried behind her.
Hermione let out a short cry and jumped. "Ronald Weasley," she hissed, spinning in her chair to see Ron crouched behind her. "You want my parents to come in here?"
But Ron was too busy laughing to here her to listen. Harry was also laughing hysterically in the door way. "What... are you... reading?" Ron managed to say through gasps of snickering.
"Nothing," Hermione said quickly, minimizing her page.
"You didn't go back to fanfiction.net, did you?" Harry asked.
"No," Hermione said innocently.
"Right," Ron said, grabbing the mouse and bringing the story back into view. "Let's read this here." Ron then proceeded to skim over the following text. He then turned back to Harry, raised an eyebrow and smirked.
"What?" Harry asked, oblivious.
"Nothing," Ron said simply, snickering a bit and turning back to the story.
"What is it?" Harry said moving closer. "It's not me and Malfoy. Is it?"
"It's much worse, mate," Ron said.
"What?" Harry craned his neck to look at the screen. "No."
"'Fraid so."
"No. No, Hermione you didn't."
"Sorry, Harry. But I just wanted to see what they'd be like."
"So you looked that the Harry/Snapes!" Harry shouted.
"Shh. I don't want my parents to know I'm reading this crap," Hermione hissed.
"Okay that's it. Ron, you hold her down, I'm going in," Harry ordered.
Ron pulled the chair that Hermione was sitting on away from the computer. He wrapped his one arm around her, holding her down. The other one covered her mouth so she couldn't bring her parents into he room. "Go, Harry," he whispered.
Harry pressed the back button and turned the first character name to Hermione. He opened the second one and looked at his choices. "Which one, Ron?"
"Err...Flich," Ron decided.
Hermione said words that she was glad were muffled behind Ron's hand.
Harry clicked 'Go.' "Four? That's it?"
"Should we read one?" Ron asked. "Because, she read the one about you and-hey! Did you just lick me?" Ron pulled his hand away in disgust.
"Trick I learned babysitting. Don't do that again," Hermione warned.
"Ew," Ron said, wiping his hand on Harry's shirt. Harry glared, but decided arguing would be fruitless.
"Why don't we read a Fleur and me?" Ron asked hopefully, after he was finished.
"Because that would be dull," Hermione said.
"Hey!" Ron complained. "You know you'd be looking at Vicky and you if they had made the mistake of putting him on the list."
"Okay," said Harry, interrupting Hermione who had just started to open her mouth. "What do you say we call it a night?"
"No. I just want to look up one more thing," Hermione bargained.
"Go ahead," Harry said, letting her at the computer. She quickly made the character selector point to Ron and Harry. She started laughing uncontrollably at the guys faces when they saw this.
"'Ron confesses something to Hermione on the Quidditch stand during the first task,'" she read through breaths of laugher. "'Why can't he tell Hermione and why does she run from the tent declaring they're stupidity?'"
"What a load of rubbish," Ron commented. He turned to Harry who was staring at him intently. "What?"
"Did you?" Harry asked.
Ron let out a "Ha!" "No," he said. "No, no. Ew."
"Okay good," Harry said, though he still looked somewhat suspicious.
"Okay, who wants to sleep now?" Hermione asked. Both boys glared at her.
"Hermione and Ginny?" Ron suggested, an eyebrow raised.
Harry nodded and Ron grabbed Hermione again. Once he had her trapped in the chair, Harry proceeded in reading all the Hermione/Ginnys he could aloud.
"Fine, fine. I get the point," Hermione groaned after five stories. "No sleep. So, what do you guys wanna do?"
"We could read Ginny stories," Ron suggested happily.
"We could read Ginny and Ron stories," Harry suggested, even more happily. Ron hit him.
"Or, we could watch some more Buffy," Hermione recommended, carefully.
"I'd rather not do either. Hey. What's this?" He pointed to a small paragraph at the beginning of the story that Harry had been reading. It was labeled "Disclaimer."
"Disclaimer: Though I wish I owned millions, Harry Potter and the other characters from the books belong to J.K. Rowling," Hermione read.
"Characters?" Harry asked, quietly. "We're characters?"
"In books? You mean people read about us? Our lives?" Ron questioned no on in particular.
"Harry, Ron. If we're characters in story books, then... then that means that... we don't exist." The three friends shared a look at Hermione's words.
"We have to exist. I mean...I'm here," Harry reasoned. Hermione patted him on the back.
"Let's just go to bed," she suggested.
As they opened the door, Ginny stepped out of the shadows from the hallway. "Not real?" she asked. The three of them nodded. "Oh," she looked down, but looked up soon after, an evil grin on her face. She grabbed Harry's face and kissed him.
"Ginny!" Hermione hissed.
Ginny pulled herself away from Harry, who was looking rather confused. "If I'm not real, I have to let my adoring audiences have something interesting to read!" Ginny screeched, with no regard for Hermione parents, and ran down the stairs.
Hermione chuckled at Ginny's antics. Then she turned, grabbed Ron, and kissed him, before rushing down the stairs after Ginny.
Harry and Ron looked at each other quizzically for a moment. Then Ron cleared his throat and shouted, "First one to kiss Hermione buys all chocolate frogs next year!" And with that, Harry and Ron raced downstairs.
A/N: That seemed sad for a moment, so I had to make it funnier again. Next chapter will show another group stumbling across our beloved fanfiction site. Bet you can't guess who it is!
Okay, I made up the disclaimer. But, the Harry/Ron is mine. It was my idea and my sister and I wrote it. If anyone wants to check that out, they can. Its called You two are so stupid, and it's under the G Harry/Ron's.
As I said before, ideas are appreciated, and probably will have something to do with the next chapters. My thanks again to the person who I thanked earlier who has a really long name that I don't feel like typing again. She gave me the idea about having them find out they're only characters.
Keep reading everyone!