A/N: It's been a while, but I'm back. I hope this chapter is as loved as the others were. I like this chapter, so I hope you guys enjoy it.
Disclaimer: It's mine! My own! My precious! But no, it's not really. It's J. K.'s, oh how we envy her and her money. I heard she was richer then the Queen of England, is that true? I doubt it, but you never know. If anyone's wondering, I write the disclaimer last and I'm just filling up so I can make the story four pages long. Ha! I did it. Okay, here's the actual fic now.
Chapter 5
Ginny was correct when she assumed that Ron and Hermione would both could do with more oxygen by the time they got there. However, that was the only thing she and Harry were correct about.
Ron and Hermione were arguing loudly when Harry and Ginny found them.
"Just because we're characters doesn't mean anything!" Ron was yelling.
"It means everything! It means that everything we do is in someone's imagination!" Hermione shouted back.
"Okay, we're thinking too deeply about this!" Harry interrupted. "Stop being silly. Nothing has changed," he continued quietly, now that they were silent. "We're still the same, because we've always been like this."
Everyone kept their voices still for a moment after he finished. Ginny interrupted the silence by suggesting, "So, let's go read more fanfiction!" Ron, Hermione and Harry laughed.
They made their way back up the stairs and into the room with the computer, the whole time, recounting Harry and Ginny's encounter with Draco Malfoy.
"I should probably have the room sterilized," Hermione was saying when she took a seat at the computer chair.
"What should we read?" Harry asked as soon as she was logged on to the site.
"Let's read something that doesn't involve any of us," Ginny suggested.
"Damn. I want to read one about me and Fleur," Ron complained.
"Too bad," Hermione said.
"Yeah, they'd be hard to find, anyways. Everyone thinks you two should get together," Harry said, receiving glares from his friends. Ginny snickered.
"I have an idea about what we should read," Hermione said, evilly. She moved the characters to Harry and Ginny.
"Don't you dare!" Ginny started to shout, but Hermione had already clicked. "Ugh. I hate you both," Ginny complained.
Ron, ignoring his sister's comment, began to read the first story's summary aloud. "'For four years, all Ginny's ever thought about was Harry Potter. When she finally met someone else, Harry can't stop thinking about Ginny Weasley. What will happen?'"
"You've liked me for four years?" Harry asked her.
Ginny rolled her eyes. "Oh please. You think I'm that pathetic? I only liked you for three years."
"Sure you did," Ron commented, and started to read the next summary. "'Ginny's going through a rebellious stage. Is there anyone who can bring her out of it? Of course there is. Harry Potter seems up for the challenge.'"
"Aw.... that's so sweet," Hermione crooned.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry for saying that. Can we please look at something else now?" Harry pleaded.
"Fine. What do you want to see?" Hermione relented.
"Hmm..." Harry browsed the list of characters. "Ooh! Let's do something with Lockhart!"
"And Snape!" Ron shouted. "Lockhart and Snape!"
Hermione, not complaining, went to the Lockhart/Snape sections. "Snape/OC... Snape/OC... What are all of these Snape and OC's doing here?" she asked, scrolling down.
"What's an OC?" Ginny asked.
"Original character," Hermione explained. "A person that the author made up. Ha! Here we go. 'Severus's pregnancy,' this should be interesting. "'Sevvie is pregnant, what will he do?'" she read from the summary. "Anyone want to read it?"
"NO!" Ron and Harry yelled in unison. Ginny and Hermione laughed at them.
"I thought you two wanted to read this in the first place," Ginny commented.
"We changed our minds," Harry said.
"I think I'm going to be sick," Ron complained.
"Let's just read a Tonks and Remus," suggested Harry, who was looking a little green himself.
Hermione, after muttering, "Homophobics," went to the Tonks/Remus page. There, they read a normal, nice, G-rated fic. They laughed occasionally at the sheer insanity of it. After all, neither character seemed to be acting like themselves.
The door creaked open and they all turned. The rather tired looking form of Hermione's father stood there. "Hermione," he started, "can you tell us why it's three in the morning and you're getting visitors."
"Hey," Fred said as he walked around Hermione's father into the room. "We were bored."
"Thought we'd drop by," George added, also coming into the room.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Sorry, dad. They'll sleep with Ron and Harry tonight. We'll send them back in the morning."
"I don't mind them here," he said. " But I'd rather they didn't show up at such a late hour." He sounded rather cross, and slammed the door as he went, presumably, back to bed.
"So, what have you all been up to?" Fred asked, looking at the computer.
"And what is this funny square shaped thing?" George asked.
A/N: That was fun! Much better then doing the loads of chemistry homework I have to do. I hate chemistry. I also hate Spanish, because I have a test on that on Monday too. You know what, I hate school. Anyways, I'm probably loosing you guys.
Anyone with a suggestion is welcome to make it. I might not always listen, but remember that this was only going to be one chapter long until someone suggested I make it longer.
Ta-ta.