It's been a while, but here it is!  Hopefully just as funny as the last ones were.  I'd like to thank Natalie Potter731 for suggesting that bit about the name.  Her idea.  I

Chapter 6

"This is appalling!" George shouted.

"Just wrong," Fred muttered.

"An abomination!" George yelled.

"Stop yelling, George.  You'll wake my parents," Hermione said soothingly.  "It's really not that bad-"

"Easy for you to say.  They didn't combine your name with someone else's," Fred said.

"Fred/George W.  Please," George muttered.

"You want to see something really bad?" Ron said, an evil grin on his face.  He grabbed the mouse and found the story that they had been reading earlier. 

"Rebound Love is Hell," George read, skipping the summery.  "Scroll down, Ron."

"No!" Hermione shouted, realizing what this was.

"Don't yell, Hermione.  You'll wake your parents," Harry said with a smirk. 

"Hmph," Hermione said, folding her arms across her chest.  "This is so not fair."

Mean while, Fred and George were reading the story.  "Ew," Fred muttered after a while.

"I dunno, Fred.  I kind of like it," George said, winking and throwing an arm around Hermione's shoulders.  "You in need of any comfort at the moment?"

Hermione glared.  "If only I could hex you without getting expelled from school."

Laughing, Fred clicked on the like back to all Harry Potter stories.  "Let's see how many stories are about us?" he said, scrolling down to "Fred/George W." and leaving the second character space blank.

A list of stories came up.  Fred began to skim the summaries.  "Boring... boring... another Hermione one?... that one sounds boring too... wait... TWINCEST?" Fred said, suddenly exploding.

"Oh, I'm going to spew," George said holding his stomach.

Hermione, however, clicked on the link and scrolled down until the reached the naughty bits.

"Ugh," said Ginny.  "They do realize that they're brothers, right?"

"I'm not sure what these people think," Ron said.  He was looking really grossed out, but couldn't tear his eyes away from the computer screen.

"Alright!" George said, clapping his hands together.  "Let's do something else."

"I agree," said Fred.

"Let's look at the Snape and Lockhart ones," George suggested.

"Let's really not," Ron interjected.  "They're disgusting."

"We could look at-" But what Ginny was about to suggest, no one ever found out.  Because, at that very moment, Draco Malfoy came charging through the fire place.

"That was not a good move, Potter," he said, his voice menacingly low.

"What'd he do?" George whispered to Ron.

"Pantsed him and sent him to Diagon Alley," Ron expaliend.

"Nice," Fred commented.

"Oh yeah.  It was nice.  It was real fucking nice!" Malfoy yelled.

"I think he's upset," Ginny said keeping a straight face.

"I'm getting that picture," Harry said.  "Okay, Malfoy.  Let's look at this logically.  You can't do magic or else you'll be expelled from school.  You also can't really beat us up because there are six of us and you're a bit skinny.  What are you going to do?"

Malfoy froze for a moment.  "I'm going to tell you that what you did wasn't a good move," he finished weakly.

"In other words," George said, lowering his voice.  "You may have foiled my evil plans this time, Harry Potter."

"But next time, I will prevail!" Fred finished, making everyone break out in laughter.

Well, everyone but Malfoy.  "Oh, fuck you," was all he said before flooing back home.

A/N: Short.  Do you all really want this to go on?  I kind of lost plot ideas.  I have no idea where this is going.  I could turn this into a romance thing, but I could also just leave it here.  Or I could make it a big drama about not being real.  Or I could have them visit the stories you all suggested, but be warned, they will most likely be mocked.  I need suggestions.  Help me!