None of this story is meant to be offensive to homosexuals. If it is offensive to anyone, I will take it down straight away. This chapter is dedicated to my friend, Kailee, the biggest D/H shipper of them all.

"One, two..." Toulouse started, but the door opened with a crash and standing in it was none other than...DRACO MALFOY???

"WHY AREN'T I IN THIS??? SLYTHERIN IS BETTER!!!!!" Draco screamed at the occupants of the room.

"Harry, get over here." Satine ordered.

Harry sulked over, but Draco was eyeing him over. Satine glared at both of them then said something very unexpected.

"You two are doing Elephant Love Medley." Satine said.

"YES!" Ron and Draco both yelled, enthusiastically.

Hermione and Harry both lowered their heads in agony. Sirius was looking rather offended, but Alastor Moody was trying hard to conceal fits of laughter. Christian handed Draco and Harry the skits, containing laughter also. Toulouse told them to pick their parts. Draco eagerly picked Christian's part, laughing to himself. Harry picked Satine's part, mumbling curse words under his breath.

"I was made for lovin' you, bab-by. You were made for lovin' me." Draco sang, raising his eyebrows suggestively.

"The only way of loving me, baby, is to pay a lovely fee." Harry read.

"HOW ABOUT 100 GALLEONS?" Draco exclaimed.

"Stick to the script Malfoy." Hagrid spat.

"Just one night, give me, just one night!" Draco recited.

"There's no way, cause I'M NOT GAY!" Harry yelled.

"In the NAME of love, one night in the name of love!" Draco sang beautifully.

"I can't do this..." Harry said, running to the corner of the room.

"Harry..." Sirius said, running after him.

Ron put his hand to his forehead, knowing if Harry quit, he would have to do it with Hermione and he just DIDN'T WANT THAT. Draco sat in the middle of the room, looking absolutely heartbroken. He recovered and put on his usual sneer. He walked over to Ron and Hermione coolly, as if he hadn't just proclaimed his love for Harry.

"Hello Weasel. That was interesting. Potter obviously didn't see it was a joke." Draco said.

"Oh ok. It was all a joke." Hermione replied.

"Duh, Granger. What did you think?" Draco said, eyeing her suspiciously.

"Well, personally I thought you were putting the moves on Harry." Ron said gruffly.

"NO!" Draco said, but Ron could see him blushing slightly.

"Ok, Malfoy. Well, I think Harry is headed for a mental breakdown." Ron said, looking over at Harry and Sirius on the ground.

"OK! Enough with the drama! On with 'El Tango De Roxanne'!" The Unconscious Argentinean exclaimed.