Soaking With The Enemy: Episode II of Sailor Moon Super R

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Scene one

"Jedrat, report!" Zoerat waves his hands/paws around his crystal ball.

"Master Zoerat, just two blocks from our headquarters is a place full of free energy." Jedrat now wears a crude uniform, that looks odd on his half human half rat frame.

"Oh?"

"Yes, it is a bath house, full of foolish female humans relaxing. There are tunnels under the club where we can gather energy undetected!"

Zoerat holds up his crystal ball. "Hum, you have done well, Jedrat, but this energy isn't coming fast enough. But, you have collected enough energy to raise a droido to speed up the process."

"Thank you Master Zoerat." Jedrat puts his fist on his chest and bows.

"Zoy!" A large rat monster appears. "Behold, Massarat!"

"Excellent. We will disguise ourselves as humans once we go up top."

Zoerat nods.

Scene two

"Yes, pumpkin? Why did you want to speak to me alone? Shouldn't your mother be answering 'those' sorts of questions?"

Serina falls down. but gets back up. "Daddy, that's NOT what I want to talk about."

"Then what is it?"

"Why did you try to marry me off five years ago? When I was nine years old?"

"Serina, we were looking out for your best interests. You were doing badly in school, you didn't seem to have any ambition, and you weren't displaying any marketable skill. Your mother and I felt that an arranged marriage might be just the thing to turn your life around."

"But you and Mom met at the hot springs resort. You two weren't an arranged marriage."

"Pumpkin, my parents had an arranged marriage, and your mother's parents did as well. It took a while to sell our parents on our engagement. I do know where you're coming from." Serina's dad pauses thoughtfully. "We're not having this conversation because you've become engaged, have you?" Serina's dad raises his eyebrow.

Panicking, Serina says "No, no, no," and waves her hand in front of her face. "I just met the guy you wanted me to marry yesterday."

"Oh, you met Keiichi Morisoto?"

A giant sweat drop appears besides Serina's head. "No...."

"Ranama Saotome?"

"No...."

"Aturu Moroboshi?"

"No...."

"Kyosuke Kasuga?"

"No...."

"Touga Kiryuu?"

"No...."

"Ash Ketchum?"

"No...."

"Jean Ratlique?"

"No! Tenchi Masaki! Did you try to marry me off to half of Tokyo?"

Serina's father slumps his shoulders in shame.

Serina comforts her dad. "Don't be sad, you did your best. At least Tenchi turned out to be cute."

Serina's dad spazes. "Does that mean?"

"No, but don't worry, I think I will be able to find a good husband when I'm ready."

"Well, I think I hear your mother calling." Serina's dad makes a quick exit.

Serina takes out her scout communicator. Rei's face appears on the mini-screan on the upper right hand side.

"Yes, Serina?"

"Tenchi's story checks out."

"I told you it would."

"Rei, you're so mean. What if your grand-father told you tomorrow that you had to marry Chad?"

Rei, rapidly goes through shock, embarrassment and anger. "But he hasn't even let me date ... at least Chad's parent's have money ... Serina, could your for once stick to the subject? The Negaverse is after Tenchi, and we need to find out why!"

"I understand." Serina nods her head.

"I have Ami tailing Tenchi today. We'll see if he's in with a bad crowd."

Rei switches off her communicator, and sighs. "That Serina."

Scene three

In an alley, Jedrat and Massarat transform into hunky well built male humans. Jedrat is blond, Massarat has dark hair. Jedrat flashes an evil smile.

Jedrat walks around the corner and sees a sign saying "Women Only!".

Jedrat runs back down the alley. "Massarat, we'll have to alter our form." Massarat nods.

Jedrat transforms into a cute blond female while Massarat changes into a hefty dark haired girl with a short cut. Massarat looks at it's new form with slight disdain.

"You don't like your new form?"

Massarat mumbles in a low growl, "It's a human, what's there to like?"

Jedrat flashes a similar evil smile.

Scene four

Rei turns her communicator on. "Ami, report."

Ami's face appears on Rei's communicator. "Nothing really to report. He left class, talked to friends, then walked straight to his apartment."

Rei sighs. "Okay, break off surveillance. He's probably safe there."

"Right. I wonder why the Negaverse is after him? He seems so normal."

"I hear you." Rei nods.

Scene five

Washu and Sasami stare at a bank of images of downtown Tokyo. Washu pushes a button. "Mihoshi, report."

Mihoshi, a cute vacuous looking blond, appears on the center screen. "A mysterious girl trailed Tenchi home."

"With blue hair?"

"Affirmative."

"We saw her."

"And, she just used a communicator. But, she's leaving the area now. Should I bring this space criminal to justice?"

"Nah, we'll pick this up tomorrow."

"Yes, I, Lieutenant First Class Mihoshi of the Galaxy Patrol will bring this space criminal to justice!"

"Washu slumps, "Oh, no..."

Sasami, moves in front of the screen. "Mihoshi?"

"Yes, Sasami?"

"Won't you miss Muldiver?"

"Right. I will pick up the trail tomorrow." Mihoshi salutes.

"I can record it for you."

"Oh, could you? The remote always explodes when I try."

"Explodes?" Washu mutters under her breath.

Sasami sticks her finger in the air. "Sure, you should enjoy downtown Tokyo!"

Scene six

Jedrat (in its female human form) stands in front of the bath house with a megaphone. "Ladies, come one, come all! The most relaxing bath house in all of Tokyo!"

Ami walks by.

"Come on in little lady, you look like a good swimmer."

"Really?" Ami blushes. "Well, that would certainly work off some stress." Ami walks in.

Mihoshi walks by.

"Hey blondie, you look like you do a lot of soaking."

"You have hot soaking pools?"

"The best in Tokyo."

"Oh boy!" Mihoshi skips in.

Jedrat flashes its evil smile.

Commercial break

Scene seven

Ami does laps in the pool. She is seen mostly from above and strategically shot to show that she has no bathing suit on, but not shot to show any naughty bits.

Ami gets out of the pool and wraps a large towel around her body, again strategically shot.

Ami walks through a door that says soaking pool.

Mihoshi is in the soaking pool up to her neck with a large towel behind her on the floor. The water is steamy and bubbly. Only a vague outline of Mihoshi's body can be seen from above.

"May I join you?"

Mihoshi rises up so that the tops of her bosoms are visible. "Sure! It's very relaxing."

Ami sits by the pool side and takes off the towel and slides in the water arms crossed in front, strategically shot from behind.

Both girls are now in the pool up to their necks, shot from the front.

"Wow, I don't get to relax very often."

"You poor girl. My name is Mihoshi."

"My name is Ami. Are you a regular here?"

"No, I was just in the neighborhood and decided to check it out. I usually soak across town."

"What brings you to this part of Tokyo?"

"Spying, I mean, visiting a friend. And, you?"

"I was visiting the Space Museum nearby."

"Space." Mihoshi sighs.

Ami notices that Mihoshi's ears seem a little oddly shaped. "Do you study astronomy?"

Mihoshi giggles. "A little." Mihoshi notices that Ami was the girl she saw earlier. "What's that symbol on your hair pin?"

"Oh, that's Mercury, the planet symbolized by the runner. Is that a Rubick's cube in your hair?"

"Oh, I don't know. I guess it is. I just think it looks pretty."

"Attention ladies: a free massage session will be given in massage room 3." A loudspeaker blares.

Mihoshi looks at the door and Ami nods.

Scene eight

Ami and Mihoshi lay on their stomachs on adjacent tables. They both lay on towels bunched strategically to hide the bosoms and both have towels over their hips. Massarat (in its female human form) moves with lightning speed from table to table servicing Ami, Mihoshi and eight other girls.

"She's so fast." A look of concern crosses Ami face.

"It's like a circus act. I'm so relaxed." Mihoshi looks blissed out.

Jedrat appears at the door and flashes its evil smile from the shadows. Massarat start laughing. Sudden energy waves float up from the girls.

Ami sees what's happening and immediately rolls off her table to the floor pulling the table down with her. Mihoshi also see's what's happening and rolls off her table in the other direction.

Ami from a sitting position (with a towel in front of her) transforms. "Mercury Power Make Up!"

Mihoshi, lying on her back with the table and towels partially burying her, holds her control cube in both hands and furiously spins the cube splices. "I better get the battle armor."

"I am Sailor Mercury! I champion justice an fight evil and I will not let you steal the energy of these poor women just when they lower they defenses to relax. In the name of Mercury I will punish you!"

Mihoshi stands up in her menacing looking robo-battle gear.

"Oh, no, I'm outnumbered." Sailor Mercury jumps to the door. Massarat quickly moves for Sailor Mercury. "Mercury Bubbles Blast!"

The room fills with fog. Unseen by Ami the energy from the bubbles is sucked through the floor. Massarat comes through the door into the hall. He sees Ami by an open door. Ami pulls her eyelid down and sticks out her tongue at Massarat. Massarat charges, but Ami side steps and trips Massarat. Massarat falls into the soaking pool which is empty of people.

"Shine Aqua Illusion!"

Sailor Mercury turns the pool into ice. Unknown to her the bottom of the pool remains unfrozen and much of the energy of the act was siphoned off below the pool. However the act holds the speedy Massarat still in it's icy grasp.

"Mercury Bubbles Blast!" Ami puts her finger on Massarat's head. Massarat is blown to bits of cheese which vanish. "Wow, I thought the moon being made of cheese was a tall tale."

"Hum, first a girl with a Mercury hair pin, then Sailor Mercury appears." A metallic voice announces Robo-Mihoshi at the door to the hot soaking pool room.

Sailor Mercury adjusts her stance for combat.

"That must mean..."

"Yes?"

"Then that means..."

"Yes?" Ami says louder.

"That Mercury must be a popular planet!"

Ami falls down, then gets back up. "You Negaverse monsters get dumber all the time!"

"Dumb?" Mihoshi fires her hand blaster, but the energy is mostly sucked downwards.

"My turn. Mercury Bubbles..."

Suddenly a dark floating hole appears and mechanical hands snatch Robo-Mihoshi into the hole which then vanishes.

Ami looks puzzled. "They're not very brave."

Scene nine

"So that's what happened. I would of apprehended that space criminal for sure if you hadn't yanked me back."

Washu nods. Mihoshi faces her with the upper half of the robo-gear opened. "There's still one unanswered question."

"Yes, Miss Washu?"

"One thing I don't understand."

"Yes?"

"Do they build push up bras into that armor?"

Mihoshi gasps and then covers up her cleavage with her hands. They both laugh.

Credits: Tenchi OVA opening instrumental