It's Raining Men? -- Sailor Moon Super R Episode 4

Scene One

"Jedrat, present yourself!"

"Yes, Lord Zoerat."

"I have a new assignment for you. We found some abnormalities in the energy you collected at the bath house."

"Abnormalities?" Jedrat gasps.

"Yes, there was an alien present."

Jedrat nods.

"Here is a new crystal. It will guide you to these aliens and help you enslave them."

Jedrat catches the crystal. "Their energy is as good as yours, Lord Zoerat."

Zoerat nods.

Scene Two

"Washu, have you gone crazy?" Kyonni looks at her disguised image in the mirror. Washu has made her up as a guy.

"Kyonni, there have been two incidents with monsters. They will strike again."

Kyonni looks dejected. "Okay."

"Did Mihoshi fill you in on what happened to her?"

"It took forever, but yes. It didn't make a lot of sense."

Washu lowers her head. "I know"

Ayeka, at the top of the steps unleashes a finger nails on the blackboard style laugh. "Kyonni, you must forgive me, but that is the silliest disguise I have ever seen."

Washu frowns. "Ayeka, this is a serious situation. Tenchi is in trouble. I'm surprised you're not being supportive."

Ayeka bows her head. "You're right. Kyonni, please keep Tenchi safe."

"I will do my best."

Scene Three

"A brilliant plan, Rei!"

The scouts sit around a low table, dressed casually.

Serina whimpers. "Figures you'd think so Lita!"

Ami puts her hand on Serina's shoulder. "You know Lita is the best cook."

Mina raises her finger. "Yes, Serina. You know the saying: The way to a man's heart is through his mouth."

Ami panics. "That's through his stomach! Mina, you're going to have to study your English proverbs harder!"

Mina pouts. "Why? My saying made more sense."

"Rei, why doesn't Serina come with me?"

Rei does a double take. "Lita, it was easy to sell Tenchi on you cooking for him, but how will I explain Serina?"

"She'll be my assistant."

"Okay, if that's what you want."

Serina dances around like a third grader.

Scene Four

Jedrat walks around the streets of Tokyo wearing a dark raincoat. He hides his crystal in a newspaper. He looks at the crystal which is not doing anything.

Suddenly, he is jostled.

"Excuse us, we're in a hurry!" Serina and Lita, shopping bags in hand, race to the apartment building on the next block.

Jedrat looks at his crystal, still no reaction.

Scene Five

"Thank you again for letting me come, Lita."

"Hey Serina, we're a team, remember?"

"That's right, the Love Scouts!"

Lita continues to chop vegetables. "You know, Tenchi's place is a lot cleaner than Andrew's."

Serina starts wandering around the living room. "You're right, he's ..." Serina loses her train of thought when she sees a picture of Tenchi and the rest of the gang. Serina's jaw drops, her eyes grow big but her pupils become tiny. "Eh, eh, eh..."

Lita walks over. "What's the mat..." Lita is dumbfounded as well. "I thought that he used to live away from most young women."

Serina turns her nose up in a huff. "That young man has some explaining to do."

Scene Six

Tenchi and Kenta, a larger male classmate walk towards Tenchi's apartment.

"So are you going to do these two girls?"

Tenchi punches Kenta in the shoulder.

Kenta winces in pain. "Hey, Kung Fu guy, watch yourself, that hurt."

"I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I know that these two girls were sent by Rei to spy on me."

"You showed me that picture of that Rei girl, she's hot."

Tenchi looks at him sideways.

Kenta cowers.

Tenchi laughs. "I guess she is good looking. She's my boss, though, so I don't think of her that way."

Kenta nods.

Tenchi and Kenta walk past Jedrat. The crystal begins weakly flashing. Jedrat scans the distant surrounding area for a possible alien, but sees none.

However he did look right at Kyonni who has set up an outpost on a distant corner and watches Tenchi through opera glasses entering his building.

Scene Seven

Lita, Serina and Tenchi sit around the remains of a meal on a low table. Serina looks blissed out, Lita looks nervous.

"So how was it?"

"Well, I guess I'm a little spoiled in terms of good food, but your cooking Lita is first rate."

"Hey, Serina helped."

"Yes, but you were the one who was concerned."

Serina is momentarily humiliated but regains her composure. "Speaking of spoiled," Serina says slyly, "That wouldn't have anything to do with that picture?"

Tenchi grabs the back of his head. "What picture?"

Lita leans forward. "Yeah, Tenchi, you told us that there weren't that many young women at your Shrine."

"Well, it was true up until about two years ago." Tenchi bows his head.

Serina touches her index fingers. "So, who are those women in that picture, your harem?" Serina motions with her eyebrows towards the picture on the shelf.

Tenchi retrieves the picture. "Well, that's me, and that's my dad and that's my grandfather."

"Wow, your dad looks so much like his dad."

Tenchi laughs. "Thanks, Lita. My pop will enjoy hearing that. He likes to point the resemblance out, but that's not his father, that my mother's father."

"So, who are those girls?"

"Well, Serina, two of them are my cousins, two are local law enforcement officers, one is a ... professor doing research and the other is a ... reformed criminal doing penance."

"Hey Serina, let's guess which one is which!"

"Sure! Obviously, the two girls who are playing tug of war with Tenchi as the rope have to be the police women playing that they have Tenchi under arrest."

Tenchi starts a slow burn.

"Right, and the two small ones have to be Tenchi's little cousins."

Tenchi's head drops.

"Good call. That dark haired girl, she must be the reformed criminal, look at that hard look."

"So that means the blond is the professor. That would make sense. Look at that abstract expression. She must think some deep thoughts!" Lita points her finger in the air.

Tenchi falls over.

Serina giggles. "He must be shocked we did so well."

"Wow did we do Tenchi?"

"One right."

Serina and Lita's eyes become crossed out.

Lita looks at the picture. "So who's the professor?"

"The red head, Washu."

Serina does a double take. "She's just a kid! Is the other kid the outlaw?"

"No, that's my cousin Sasami. She's the cook."

Lita looks confused. "Is the blond your other cousin?"

"That's Mihoshi. She's in law enforcement, along with Kyonni who she's hanging on to. They're partners."

"So, the criminal and one of your cousins is playing tug of war?" Serina looks incredulous.

"Yes, that's Ryoko and that's my cousin Ayeka."

Lita looks at Tenchi with an embarrassed look. "Gee, if I didn't know better I would swear that Ayeka is fighting with Ryoko over you. But, she's your cousin..."

Tenchi bows his head in embarrassment. "Third cousin."

Chibi Lita and Chibi Serina keel over.

Commercial Break

Scene Eight

Serina and Lita walk through the same intersection where they had bumped into Jedrat.

Serina pouts. "Do you think he was rude to kick us out?"

"Serina, he's a student. He only has a limited amount of time to study."

"Okay."

Lita bumps into Kyonni and all three fall down.

Serina is furious. "Watch where you are going!"

"Serina, he was standing still." Lita bows to Kyonni. "Please accept our humble apologies."

Kyonni thinks to herself, "These are those two girls I saw through the binoculars in Lord Tenchi's apartment. I had better flirt with them to pump them for information."

Kyonni composes herself. "Why, that quite all right young ladies. Tell me, what are two attractive ladies like you doing downtown unescorted." Kyonni speaks in an exaggerated low voice.

Lita's eyes bulge out in hearts. She whispers to Serina "He looks just like my ex-boyfriend."

Serina, who was trying to get up, collapses and hits her head on the sidewalk.

Lita ignores Serina and turns to Kyonni. "May I help you up, sir?"

Lita steps on Serina to keep her down while she helps Kyonni up.

"Why thank you young lady. My name is Misahiro."

"My name is Lita." Lita blushes.

Serina struggles on the ground, unable to escape from Lita's shoe on her chest.

Lightning strikes. The already dark street becomes darker and rain starts falling.

Lita points down the street. "There's an awning down the street."

Kyonni nods. Both her and Lita run down the street. Serina jumps up, furious, but notices the rain and runs after them, panicking.

Under the awning, Jedrat pretends to read an upside down newspaper and studies his crystal, which is hidden by the paper. The crystal starts flashing.

Serina joins Lita and Kyonni under the awning. "Are you crazy? What were you trying..."

Serina is interrupted by Jedrat. "Monster, come forth!"

Kyonni morphs into a zombie like monster who starts tipping over cars. The other people on the street flee.

Lita pulls Serina into a doorway, out of view of Jedrat. They nod.

"Jupiter Power!"

"Moon Prism Power!"

"Make up!" they say in unison, and transform.

Serina and Lita jump out to confront Jedrat and Kyonni. They say in unison: "Halt, we are the Love Scouts. We fight for justice and love, and we're not going to allow monsters to roam where cute guys hang out."

"In the name of the moon..."

"And, in the name of Jupiter..."

"We will punish you!"

Jedrat sneers. "Attack!"

Kyonni shambles towards the scouts.

"Sparkling wide pressure!" Jupiter throws a thunderbolt of energy at Kyonni. Much of the energy is sucked off to the ground, but Kyonni is still knocked on her zombie butt. Jedrat flees down an alley.

"Moon Princess Hali..."

"Sailor Moon, stop! He's not a monster, he's only processed."

"Right. Moon Healing Activation!"

Kyonni morphs back and collapses. None of the healing energy is sucked off.

"Quick, after that monster." Sailor Jupiter yells.

Serina and Lita charge down the alley. There is no one there, but no way to get out. The raincoat is on the ground.

Sailor Jupiter brushes the coat aside with her shoe to reveal a small sewer grate. "Only a rat could get through that. He must have gone back to the Negaverse."

"Right."

"Let's change back and check on Misahiro."

Serina and Lita come out of the alley to find Kyonni has vanished. They gasp.

Scene Nine

Washu studies her monitor. Behind her Sasami and Mihoshi comfort Kyonni and serve her tea. Kyonni is wrapped in a blanket.

"Sailor Moon? Sailor Jupiter? Love Scouts? What could this mean? Those two demons look familiar." Washu strikes a pensive pose.

"Miss Washu?"

"Yes, Mihoshi?"

"The demon I met was Sailor Mercury, and the demon Ryoko met was Sailor Mars."

"Hum."

"That means..."

"Yes?"

"And, then that means..."

"Yes?!"

"That it's popular to have your parents name you after a planet!"

Washu, Sasami and Kyonni keel over.

Credits (Rainy Day Boys)