Tenchi Muyo - Super R - When Worlds Collide Part 1

Prolog

Tenchi and Sasami sit on a sofa, dressed casually. Sasami has her carrot themed apron and monster slippers on.

"Hi! This is Tenchi Masaki and Sasami Kawai." Tenchi makes a "V" sign with his right hand. "Welcome to our mid-season sweeps week super special, brought to you by Flare-EA. If you have seen the problems I have had in the past with six attractive women, just imagine the troubles I'll have with twelve attractive women all at the same time. Tonight it's when worlds collide..."

"It's unquestionably monumental."

"...On Tenchi Muyo - Super R."

"The R is for Romance!" Sasami puts her finger to her cheek and winks.


Opening (over the theme song in brackets):


[Diamonds and jewelry]

Ayeka and Serina try on tiaras in split screen

[Sweets and funny movies]

Rini and Kyonni walk out of the same movie laughing, but not noticing each other.

[Making the winning shot in a game]

Ami and Ryoko both spike volleyballs in split screens.

[Cooking and reading]

Sasami and Lita cook in split screen.

[Playing with action figures]

Mina adjusts a Sailor V doll and Mihoshi adjusts a mecha doll in split screen.

[Feeling the wind blowing through my hair]

Rei skis down a hill while Washu has her hair blown back by a small lab explosion in split screen.

[Why this empty feeling?]

Ryo-oki looks out the window, sad.

[What could I be missing?]

Ryo-oki goes through the window without breaking it.

[Don't I have it all?]

Ryo-oki's eyes get a happy look.

[Where is my Super Romance?]

Ryo-oki runs to Tenchi who has a big bowl of carrots.

[Guitar Solo]

The two groups of girls run in unison along the tops of hills. Ryo-oki, Luna and Artimus hang on for dear life off of Sasami, Serina and Mina respectively.

[Why this empty feeling?]

Tenchi stands on the edge of a cliff facing the sunset.

[What could I be missing?]

Both groups of girls arrive at the same time.

[Don't I have it all?]

Tenchi points to the sky, all the girls smile.

[Where is my Super Romance?]

In the sky is the logo for Tenchi Muyo - Super R.

Scene 1

Washu stands in front of the other five girls who have lined up in the living room for inspection. All of them wear fancy outfits with hats.

Washu strokes her chin. "Ayeka, Ryoko, have you two worked out your little problem?" says Washu in a condescending voice.

"Yes, ma'am!" they say in unison.

"We'll see. So, will the girl who loves Tenchi more tell me what two plus two is?"

Both Ayeka and Ryoko grimace, fidget and break out in a cold sweat.

"Much better! Unless, both of you didn't know the answer in the first place."

Ayeka and Ryoko give Washu dirty looks. When Washu turns, Ryoko sticks out her tongue and pulls down her right eyelid.

Washu walks over to Kyonni and Mihoshi. "Have you two girls rehearsed? Do you know your lines?"

"Yes ma'am!" they say in unison.

"And, Kyonni, do you give me your word that Mihoshi will not screw up?"

"Miss Washu, ma'am, first lieutenant Mihoshi normally does not inspire confidence, but she has never disappointed me when the chips are down."

"Mihoshi, is this true?"

"Miss Washu, I will do my best."

Washu walks over to Sasami and Ryo-oki. She drops the drill Sargent act and breaks into little kid babbling "So, Sasami, is the food going to be especially yummy?" Washu's eyes turn into five sided stars.

"Yes, I won't let that Lita person I have been hearing about at the briefings upstage my cooking." Sasami strikes a biceps pose with her right arm and pats her muscle.

Scene 2

"Serina, can't you wait for them to come?"

Serina drops the covering over the food. "But, I'm nervous Lita. I want to make a good impression."

"Oh great, Serina's going to screw things up again."

"Shut up, Rini." Serina looks at the ceiling, annoyed.

Rei looks at Serina with a stern look. "Serina, these women may be demons. Please, worry more about us having to fight them than about your making a good impression."

"That's right Serina, you never get a second chance to get the first kick in the butt in."

Ami looks like she's about to explode. "Well, in a way, Mina's correct. We have to keep our minds on the possible conflict, even at the expense of forgetting our English proverbs."

Lita's eyes grow wide. "Gee, Ami, you're taking this really seriously."

"This city is under attack by the Negaverse and these women might be involved. I think it's our number one priority to either find them out or prove that they're not with our enemies." Ami looks very stern.

Lita nods. "So when are they arriving?"

"They're due any time now. Chad and my grandfather are outside to direct them to this room."

Scene 3

At the foot of a large tree a squirrel grabs a nut from the ground, then drops it and runs away.

The ground starts waving and a five sided black star appears on the ground. From the hole Ryoko, Ayeka, Kyonni, Mihoshi, Washu, Sasami and Ryo-oki jump up.

Washu smiles. "Tenchi's coordinates worked perfectly. And, he was very conscientious about keeping this spot clean."

Sasami looks at Ryo-oki. "I'll bet your happy that nothing was blocking that space portal."

Ryo-oki rubs it's backside and enthusiastically nods. "Meeeoooww".

Washu takes out a device that looks like a television remote and pushes a button. The portal disappears and the ground returns.

"Whoa, where did you dudes come from?"

Startled, the girls turn around.

Washu smiles. "Oh, you must be Chad! We're Tenchi's friends."

"Wow, are you guys in a pop band?"

All of the girls blush and giggle.

"I've never seen people wear such colorful outfits who weren't in a pop band."

"You're very sweet. I'm Little Washu, this is Ayeka, Ryoko, Kyonni, Mihoshi, Sasami and Ryo-oki."

"Wow, I never knew that Tenchi had such pretty women living with him at home."

"Where is Tenchi?"

"Oh, he's talking to Grandfather in front of the Shrine. I'm surprised you didn't see them."

"Thank you very much young man, I might be back to take a DNA sample."

"Ahh, thanks, I think" Chad scratches his head.

Scene 4

Tenchi and Grandfather Hino chat in front of the Temple.

"I'm telling you, Tenchi my boy, that running a Shrine isn't a job for an old person. I've seen things that have made me believe that I was going batty."

"But, Rei tells me that you've done an outstanding job and this Shrine is one the most visited Shines in the city."

Grandfather Hino blushes. "Well, we're not as popular as those five temples with the one eyed Futos. But, I guess we are pretty popular."

"Oh, here they are! Grandfather Hino, I would like you to meet my friends from back home."

Grandfather Hino turns the wrong direction.

Washu immediately runs around to make it look like he turned in the right direction and bows before him. "Pleased to meet you, I'm Little Washu."

Grandfather Hino puts his hands on her shoulders. "You don't seem that little to me young lady."

"Oh, you say the sweetest things. Tenchi, why don't you introduce him to the rest of the girls?"

"Girls?" Grandfather Hino starts looking around.

While Tenchi shows the nearly blind Grandfather Hino to each girl, Washu pulls out her laptop and starts typing. She frowns and nods.

"Well, I better not keep you attractive young ladies from going inside. You'll leave some food for me?"

Sasami sticks her finger in the air. "There's plenty for everyone!"

Scene 5

"Are you girls ready?"

Rei motions for the rest of the girls to get into position. "You can bring them in now, Tenchi!"

Tenchi brings the girls into the fire ceremony room. The scouts line up in front of them and they all sit on a blanket in two lines facing each other.

"Let me do the introductions. This is Rei, Serina, Ami, Lita, Mina and Rini. And, this is Ryoko, Ayeka, Mihoshi, Kyonni, Washu, and Sasami, with Ryo-oki."

Ami smiles. "I believe that Mihoshi and I have already met."

Mihoshi, who sits directly in front of Ami, stares hard. "Oh my goodness, you're right. I didn't recognize you with clothes on."

"Ami!!" The scouts shout in unison.

Ami turns several shades of red. "But, it's not like that!"

Lita pats Ami on the back. "Oh, come on. Mihoshi is quite a looker."

Ami gives Lita a look that would kill. "And, I suppose she reminds you of your ex-boyfriend?"

Kyonni, remembering her last encounter with Lita, fidgets uncomfortably.

Ayeka giggles. "Well, I have met Serina."

Ryoko elbows her in the ribs. "Did you two also get naked?"

"Miss Ryoko, I'll have you know that we had separate dressing booths."

"So you guys were playing dress up?"

Ryoko and Ayeka start arguing and Lita and Ami also start arguing.

Sasami leans over to Rini. "Wow, your group is almost as much of a family as my group."

All of the girls stop bickering, embarrassed.

Washu puts on a slightly phony grin. "So where are these cats I've been hearing so much about?"

Serina smiles, "Oh, they're in the picnic basket, napping. Oops, there they are."

Artimus and Luna stick their heads up.

"Kawaii!" gushes Washu.

Mihoshi jumps up. "Oh, Tenchi. I have to show you this magic trick."

Tenchi looks a little embarrassed. "Right now?"

Ryoko waves her arms. "Tenchi, it's a great trick, you have to see it."

Mihoshi pulls up Kyonni. "Kyonni will be my able assistant. And now, in front of your very..."

Mihoshi reaches behind Kyonni and pulls a small object out of her belt and throws it on the floor. Smoke immediately fills the room.

The scouts are too surprised to react. In a couple seconds the smoke clears revealing Ryoko and Ayeka standing in front of them in their battle forms, Washu and Sasami standing behind a large computer console and Mihoshi and Kyonni standing by the picnic basket in full galaxy police uniforms, guns drawn.

Mihoshi looks stern. "Luna and Artimus, your evil deeds end at this place on this day. I, First Lieutenant Mihoshi of the Galaxy Police place you two under arrest for the theft and trafficking of class one controlled objects."

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