The Diary of an Insane Man
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Entry #2
Friday, June 25, 2004
8:00 PM
"Dear Diary,
Umm, ok writing "Dear Diary" is NOT cool for a 'macho' man like me to be writing. SO, instead, I'll write "Yo Dawg, 'sup" in substitute of "Dear Diary", I'm a MAN I say a MAN! Anyway Isis said I should write about my day. Well, her goes...
Malik took me to see Secret Window with his 'friends' today. I was FORCED to sit beside the PHARAOH!!! (Yami no Yugi) Somehow, I managed to cause ZERO trouble at all. Oh, and DON'T you DARE tell anyone, but I almost wet myself during the movie. It was SO scary! Anyway, I think I caused ZERO trouble because well, she was there. When I say, she... I mean... Well, umm... Shizuka Jonouchi... I find her well... umm... How do 'modern' people say this... ponders for a moment Aha! I know the word: I think Shizuka is hot. No, not hot, REALLY HOT! What in Ra's name did I just write? Oh God, oh God... I cannot believe I just wrote that! Good thing Isis isn't going to read it... Oh crud! Not again!"
Out of Diary
"Yami no Marik, are you writing AGAIN?" Isis asked me. Yes..." I replied, "Yes, I'm writing in this baka journal... AGAIN!" I muttered a curse in Egyptian under my breath and Isis smiled. "It's nice to see that you're writing often!" She said, "OH! Do you want to learn how to use the toaster now?" I pondered that for a moment and said, "Let me finish writing. I'm almost done. Now, LEAVE!" I bellowed. Isis left and I got all excited.
In Diary
"I Yami no Marik Ishtar, am going to learn how to use... The TOASTER! YAHOO! I've just had a vision trying to stick Yami no Yugi's head in it... hee hee hee... Well, I must go! I can't keep the toaster waiting!"
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: That was fun!
Yami no Marik: You made me excited... OVER A TOASTER?
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Yup! Heeheehee... Say, where's Samurai of the Grave?
Samurai of the Grave: Here!
Yami no Marik: Oh goody. Cough Cough NOT! Cough Cough
Samurai of the Grave: Ooh... I'm shaking in my boots. Is THAT the best you GOT?
Yami no Marik: Ya want more punk?
Samurai of the Grave: No du-uh Sherlock!
Yami no Marik: At least my hikari doesn't have a mental problem!
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Say what? Ok dude, Say syanora baby 'cause yo butt is gonna get kicked!
Yami no Marik: Are you talking street?
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: No du-uh Sherlock dude! You better start runnin' cause yo stone cold busted baby! So, Puts on terminator voice and takes out HUGE bazooka Austa la vista baby! Fires bazooka
Yami No Marik: Blows up ...
Samurai of the Grave: YAY! Yami no Marik's gone!!! Does victory dance
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Please R&R!
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Entry #2
Friday, June 25, 2004
8:00 PM
"Dear Diary,
Umm, ok writing "Dear Diary" is NOT cool for a 'macho' man like me to be writing. SO, instead, I'll write "Yo Dawg, 'sup" in substitute of "Dear Diary", I'm a MAN I say a MAN! Anyway Isis said I should write about my day. Well, her goes...
Malik took me to see Secret Window with his 'friends' today. I was FORCED to sit beside the PHARAOH!!! (Yami no Yugi) Somehow, I managed to cause ZERO trouble at all. Oh, and DON'T you DARE tell anyone, but I almost wet myself during the movie. It was SO scary! Anyway, I think I caused ZERO trouble because well, she was there. When I say, she... I mean... Well, umm... Shizuka Jonouchi... I find her well... umm... How do 'modern' people say this... ponders for a moment Aha! I know the word: I think Shizuka is hot. No, not hot, REALLY HOT! What in Ra's name did I just write? Oh God, oh God... I cannot believe I just wrote that! Good thing Isis isn't going to read it... Oh crud! Not again!"
Out of Diary
"Yami no Marik, are you writing AGAIN?" Isis asked me. Yes..." I replied, "Yes, I'm writing in this baka journal... AGAIN!" I muttered a curse in Egyptian under my breath and Isis smiled. "It's nice to see that you're writing often!" She said, "OH! Do you want to learn how to use the toaster now?" I pondered that for a moment and said, "Let me finish writing. I'm almost done. Now, LEAVE!" I bellowed. Isis left and I got all excited.
In Diary
"I Yami no Marik Ishtar, am going to learn how to use... The TOASTER! YAHOO! I've just had a vision trying to stick Yami no Yugi's head in it... hee hee hee... Well, I must go! I can't keep the toaster waiting!"
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: That was fun!
Yami no Marik: You made me excited... OVER A TOASTER?
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Yup! Heeheehee... Say, where's Samurai of the Grave?
Samurai of the Grave: Here!
Yami no Marik: Oh goody. Cough Cough NOT! Cough Cough
Samurai of the Grave: Ooh... I'm shaking in my boots. Is THAT the best you GOT?
Yami no Marik: Ya want more punk?
Samurai of the Grave: No du-uh Sherlock!
Yami no Marik: At least my hikari doesn't have a mental problem!
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Say what? Ok dude, Say syanora baby 'cause yo butt is gonna get kicked!
Yami no Marik: Are you talking street?
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: No du-uh Sherlock dude! You better start runnin' cause yo stone cold busted baby! So, Puts on terminator voice and takes out HUGE bazooka Austa la vista baby! Fires bazooka
Yami No Marik: Blows up ...
Samurai of the Grave: YAY! Yami no Marik's gone!!! Does victory dance
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Please R&R!