The Diary of an Insane Man

I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

Entry #3

Saturday June 26, 2004

5:00PM

"Yami no Marik and Shizuka sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Yami no Marik with the BABY CARRIGE! HA HA HA! Oh, if you're wondering who wrote this, I think my handwriting will tell you... Anyway, I can't believe you almost you-know- what at the movie! HA HA HA! Wait till' Yami no Yugi finds out... Heh heh heh... Oh, and Isis enrolled you into Domino Highschool; where your "sweet heart" awaits you! HA HA HA! Oh crud, I gave myself away! MEEP!

Yo dawg, 'sup

I am going to KILL that baka-headed son of a gun: Malik if he tells! I am THIRSTY FOR BLOOD SPILLING!!! Man I hate that hikari of mine. Anyway, I CANNOT believe that Isis enrolled my into Domino High! Man she'll pay. But wait, he wrote that Shizuka attends that school. I swear, I've been dreaming about her ALL night! I've been giggling like an idiot and Isis grows suspicious... I've also been thinking that the clouds are made out of cotton candy and are in the shapes of wittle bunny wabbits... They SO cute! ... Oh my Ra, what did I just write? Baka baka baka! Stupid me, what if Malik sees again! Well, I could just get a lock for this thing. Or, I could hide it... WAIT! What in bloody hell am I doing? I'm EVIL I say! EVIL!!!!!!!!! Anyway, I managed to kidnap Anzu and she is in the SHADOW REALM! HA HA HA! Yami no Yugi will come soon... I think... Oh well! Time for my victory dance! Go me... It's my birthday... Go me... it's my birthday... Go me... it's my birthday...

OH! And I learned how to use the lawnmower earlier today. I find it quite baka and noisy. It's really unnecessary.

I'm going to learn how to use the computer tomorrow as well as the microwave, Then I can blow up Yami no Yugi's HEAD in it! HA HA HA!

Well, I must go now. Malik promised to teach me how to use the T.V today! YAHOO!!!"

Samurai of Cherry Blossom: That was fun!

Samurai of the Grave: Yeah, it was. But, whom are we going to torment now that Malik's gone?

Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Do not fret my Yami. I've sought out a replacement!

Samurai of the Grave: Who Aibou? Who?

Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Seto Kaiba!

Kaiba: Bloody hell.

Samurai of the Grave: ohhhhhhhhhhh... Kaiba used potty language!

Kaiba: Dash it all! I did not!

Samurai of Cherry Blossom: While those 2 are verbally assaulting eachother, R&R please!