The Diary of an Insane Man
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Entry #4
"Yo dawg, 'sup
Good. Malik didn't read you again. Anyway, the television is SO cool! You can see people doing stuff inside and... Wait. What in Ra's name am I doing? Oh God I'm going soft! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anyway, Anzu is STILL in the Shadow Realm and Yami no Yugi (The Pharaoh) STILL hasn't come to save her yet! Maybe I should blackmail him... heh heh heh... Wait, Malik's calling. I'll be RIGHT back!"
Out of Diary
"Yami no Marik, Yami no Yugi's at the door!" Malik said. "I'm coming hikari!" I replied. I ran to the front door, and bloody hell did Yami no Yugi look mad. "What have you done with Anzu Marik?" He asked me. I smirked and said, "Come this way Pharaoh." He followed me to my room and I pulled a soulless Anzu from underneath my bed.
"Marik, what in Ra's name have you done to her?" Yami no Yugi bellowed. "All I did was send her to the Shadow Realm..." I replied cooly, "The only way I'll bring her back is if you give me the power of the Pharaoh! HA HA HA! Or else she'll NEVER return!" I laughed evilly and Yami no Yugi didn't hesitate. He smirked and I didn't know why. "I can bring her back and punch your lights out." Yami said. His mellenium Puzzle started glowing and Anzu woke up. She released herself from my grip and ran over to Yami no Yugi. "Goodbye Marik!" He said and punched me right on the nose. "I'll get you Pharaoh!" I bellowed. Too late. He was already gone.
In Diary
"Well this just sucks. Operation Me Luv Anzu failed AND I got a bloody nose AND I'm grounded. Now I can't learn how to use the Microwave OR the Internet until next MONTH! NOOOOOOOOOO! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"
Samurai of Cherry Blossoms: That was fun!
Kaiba: Can I go now?
Samurai of Cherry Blossoms: Yeah I guess. You're too boring Moneybags.
Kaiba: Thank Ra! (Leaves)
Samurai of the Grave: Now whom can I torment?
Samurai of Cherry Blossoms: Can I bring out You-Know-Who?
Samurai of the Grave: Voldemort?
Samurai of Cherry Blossoms: NO! Not "him" the OTHER You-Know-Who!
Samurai of the Grave: ... OOOOOOH! HIM! Come on out...
Yami no Yugi: Hello.
Samurai of Cherry Blossoms: Umm, while those two "get aquatinted" R&R! (Takes a peek at what they're doing) EW! They're smooching'!
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Entry #4
"Yo dawg, 'sup
Good. Malik didn't read you again. Anyway, the television is SO cool! You can see people doing stuff inside and... Wait. What in Ra's name am I doing? Oh God I'm going soft! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anyway, Anzu is STILL in the Shadow Realm and Yami no Yugi (The Pharaoh) STILL hasn't come to save her yet! Maybe I should blackmail him... heh heh heh... Wait, Malik's calling. I'll be RIGHT back!"
Out of Diary
"Yami no Marik, Yami no Yugi's at the door!" Malik said. "I'm coming hikari!" I replied. I ran to the front door, and bloody hell did Yami no Yugi look mad. "What have you done with Anzu Marik?" He asked me. I smirked and said, "Come this way Pharaoh." He followed me to my room and I pulled a soulless Anzu from underneath my bed.
"Marik, what in Ra's name have you done to her?" Yami no Yugi bellowed. "All I did was send her to the Shadow Realm..." I replied cooly, "The only way I'll bring her back is if you give me the power of the Pharaoh! HA HA HA! Or else she'll NEVER return!" I laughed evilly and Yami no Yugi didn't hesitate. He smirked and I didn't know why. "I can bring her back and punch your lights out." Yami said. His mellenium Puzzle started glowing and Anzu woke up. She released herself from my grip and ran over to Yami no Yugi. "Goodbye Marik!" He said and punched me right on the nose. "I'll get you Pharaoh!" I bellowed. Too late. He was already gone.
In Diary
"Well this just sucks. Operation Me Luv Anzu failed AND I got a bloody nose AND I'm grounded. Now I can't learn how to use the Microwave OR the Internet until next MONTH! NOOOOOOOOOO! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"
Samurai of Cherry Blossoms: That was fun!
Kaiba: Can I go now?
Samurai of Cherry Blossoms: Yeah I guess. You're too boring Moneybags.
Kaiba: Thank Ra! (Leaves)
Samurai of the Grave: Now whom can I torment?
Samurai of Cherry Blossoms: Can I bring out You-Know-Who?
Samurai of the Grave: Voldemort?
Samurai of Cherry Blossoms: NO! Not "him" the OTHER You-Know-Who!
Samurai of the Grave: ... OOOOOOH! HIM! Come on out...
Yami no Yugi: Hello.
Samurai of Cherry Blossoms: Umm, while those two "get aquatinted" R&R! (Takes a peek at what they're doing) EW! They're smooching'!