Tenchi Muyo - Super R - When Worlds Collide - Final

Scene 1

The other scouts surround Serina, all talking at once.

"Don't screw up, meatball head." Says Rei.

"Don't be worried Serina, you are able to take this test." Says Ami.

"You'll kick ass, I know you will!" Says Lita.

"Let's make it a clean sweep for the team!" Says Mina.

Serina is in the middle with her head spinning.

Sasami comes over. "Miss Serina, are you ready?"

Serina walks forward looking punch drunk. "Sure I am, I'll pass that high school exam for sure."

Serina and Sasami walk over to Azaka and Kamadaki. Chibi Washu tries to aim the camera at Serina but the cable held camera bucks wildly. Chibi Washu holds on by her finger tips to avoid being thrown off. "Whoooooooa."

Serina wanders through the barrier. On Washu's screen pops up the text: "A magical lesson."

Scene 2

Serina rushes through the door of an elementary school class room. She stands behind the desk and tries to compose herself.

"Good morning, class!"

"Good morning, teacher!"

"Today we are going to learn about a new Kanji." Serina draws on the blackboard. "It's pronounced 'Ka' and it means joining. Has anyone in this class joined any after school clubs?"

Students hands go up around the room. A lonely depressed student in the front row with long black hair does not raise her hand.

"Yes, Emi?" Serina's voice seems distance to Misa, the lonely student.

"Yes, teacher, I have joined the student discipline committee to see if more rules are needed to keep the school running harmoniously." Emi speaks from the background. Misa in the foreground sighs.

"Yes, Konoha?"

"Yes, teacher, I formed the Hiroto fan club!"

Serina smiles. "My, Miss Konoha, what initiative you have!"

A brown haired boy's head slumps to his desk.

Scene 3

The students are playing dodge ball out doors. Serina is now dressed in shorts and a t-shirt. Misa is hit with the ball and drops it. She leaves the playing area.

"Misa? May I have a word with you?"

One of the boys in the class sighs. "I wish Miss Serina would ask me over." He is promptly hit in the back of the head with the ball.

Sasami yells at him. "Play attention Kenji. You're making this game too easy for me."

Kenji's friend Hiroto, the brown haired boy, helps him up. "Can you blame Kenji, Sasami? Our teacher is a powerful distraction to him."

Sasami looks puzzled. "Why would that be?"

Serina bends over Misa. "Misa, haven't you joined any school clubs?"

Misa looks down. "I haven't found any that I liked, and I need to go home directly after school."

Serina kneels down to Misa's level. "Misa, you should join a club, I'm sure there's one you'll like. I'm making it your home work assignment."

Misa gasps.

"I'm sure you'll do your best."

Misa looks down. "I'm scared."

Serina raises one finger. "Maybe your friend Sasami can help you?"

Misa still looks depressed.

Scene 4

Sasami and Misa look back and forth by a door exiting the school. Sasami winks at Misa. "Don't worry, the go home club is very popular this month."

Serina suddenly jumps in the doorway. "Misa! Did you find a club yet?"

Sasami and Misa look horrified.

Serina drags them both back into the school. Both Misa and Sasami look panicked but Serina is firm. "We'll just see which clubs are meeting now."

Serina opens a door where Konoha is dressed in a dark hooded robe and leads a group of four other girls in the worship of a full sized picture of Hiroto wearing a kimono. The girls wail in a spooky manner. Konoha waves a large staff around.

"Miss Konoha, excuse us for interrupting your club meeting." Serina says this is an overly sweet fashion. "I have two students who want to join your club."

Konoha's eyes glow like a demon's under her hood. "Ah, Misa. I know that Hiroto looks at you a lot in class. I think that we might have a place for you in this club."

Konoha's starts laughing demonically. The other five girls also laugh, with glowing eyes.

Serina clasps her hands in front of her chest and cries. "Konoha, that makes me so glad that you would accept Misa into your club."

Serina then turns around to see that Misa has vanished. Serina grabs Sasami instead. "Well, at least we have Sasami here."

Suddenly the door reopens and a girl with thigh high boots, a split mini skirt over short shorts, a fancy revealing top and a feathered hat appears in the door.

"Someone started an evil club and I wasn't invited?"

"Pixy Misa!" Sasami tries to wiggle out of Serina's grip to no avail.

"That's me!" Pixy Misa bows. "Oh my, Konoha, your club is growing very fast!"

One of the girls, Emi, takes off her hood and grabs a small book. "Look here, Pixy Misa, it says right in the club rule book that no magic girls are allowed in this club."

Serina looks at Misa closely while maintaining a vice grip on Sasami. "That doesn't look like a standard school uniform. Are you a transfer student?"

Misa smiles. "Too bad for you Emi and Konoha. I think you use your club to alienate other girls in the school. Normally I would approve, but today I want to be the only one doing evil."

A wooden weapon shaped like a feather appears in Misa's hands. "Calling mystics!" The weapon shoots energy into the club rule book.

Sasami tries to escape but Serina puts her into a professional wrestling move (half Boston crab). "No, no Sasami, we should stay and watch the magic show!"

Sasami desperately reaches for the door while in the hold. "I think there is a better magic show next door."

The club rule book grows into a giant half monster, half book.

Pixy Misa laughs an annoying laugh. "Emi, your stupid rule book has a few new rules for you!"

"Those robes are not school regulation! Love, love!" The love love monster shoots energy at Emi who is pushed against the wall. Water buckets appear in her hands.

"It's not fair!" Emi sulks.

"Sasami, don't you want to see this show?" Serina has Sasami in a low bear hug from behind lifting Sasami up so her legs are pumping in the air.

"I think I saw it last week, I should leave before I blurt out a spoiler and ruin your fun."

"Konoha, this picture of Hiroto doesn't show him in a school uniform. That's against regulation. Love, love."

Konoha gets right in the love love monster's face. "Hey, I'm the club president. I don't care if you're a love love monster, you still have to do what I say."

The love love monster shoots energy at Konoha. She is pushed to a corner and has a giant dunce cap put on her head.

"Hey, are you trying to make me a witch?"

Pixy Misa laughs. "It's called a 'dunce cap.' It's for students who don't understand the day's lesson."

Sasami is face down on the ground with Serina sitting on her. Serina keeps Sasami down by pulling back on Sasami's nose with her thumb.

"Sasami, have you ever seen one of those before?"

"Sensei, I think there is one next door, I'll go get it."

"But, we don't want to be rude. Let's watch more of the show."

Pixy Misa comes over to chat with Sasami. "Sasami-chan, I was going to do something unspeakably mean to you, but seeing the wonderful relationship that you have with Serina Sensei, I think that I'll just let you watch as I 'throw the book' at these brats."

Pixy Misa turns around and shoots energy at one of the corners. Some bugs that where in the corner grow to giant size. Pixy Misa laughs again.

Konoha cringes. "Pixy Misa, you monster! My cousin warned me about these monsters! You're a fiend!"

The human sized bugs form a line and start dancing and singing. "Habba, habba, zoot zoot!"

Konoha holds her ear drums. "They're even worse than my cousin said!"

Serina holds Sasami in a full Nelson. "Isn't this awesome, Sasami?"

Sasami hangs her head and mutters under her breath. "I never thought I would have to do something like this." Sasami puts on a smile. "Sensei, allow me to show you a magic trick!"

Serina lets go of Sasami. "Oh, goody, Sasami, maybe you and Misa can form a magic club?"

Sasami mutters under her breath, "Yeah, something like that." Sasami takes Sirina's arm over her shoulder and attempts to judo throw her. "Cutey Samami's Judo Throw!"

Serina goes no where and looks at her funny.

The bugs in the background continue to dance, thrashing their long tails back and forth.

"Cutey Sasami's Judo Throw!"

Serina scratches her head. "Maybe you need more practice?"

Sasami looks at Misa and winks. Misa gets a big grin and winks back. Misa holds her hand out and motions for the bugs to move over towards Sasami and Serina."

Sasami points her finger up. "This time for sure! Cutey Sasami's Judo Throw!" This time Sasami bends forward. Serina follows winding up leaning over Sasami bent over at the waist.

"Habba, habba, zoot, zoot!" One of the tails of the bug monsters smacks Serina in the butt.

Serina goes flying towards the door. "Well done, Sasami...".

Scene 5

Serina smashes through the door and lands back in the Hino temple.

Chibi Washu jumps up on the console with her arms crossed (symbolizing failure). Washu grabs Chibi Washu and throws her back inside the console. "Serina passes!"

The other scouts mob Serina and carry her on her shoulders. Serina looks disoriented.

Lita walks over to Washu. "So, Professor Washu, we have passed your test. Now, you must pass ours."

Washu looks nervous. "Test?"

"Yes, I heard that Sasami is a really good cook, it's time to put that to the test, before the food gets cold."

A giant sweat mark appears by Washu's head. "Is that such a good idea?"

"Let's eat!!" All of the scouts and the rest of the Tenchi girls yell in unison.

Washu rolls her eyes. "Why fight it?"

As the other members of the party eat, Sasami turns to Ryo-oki. "But, if those girls didn't raise those monsters who did?"

Ryo-oki looks around and then stage whispers to Sasami, "Good question."

Rini walks up to Sasami. "You're the girl who was the cook at the girls ceremony."

Sasami nods. "Is our secret good? They don't know about my powers."

Rini nods her head.

Rini and Sasami pinky promise.

Scene 6

Gloomrat and Doomrat bow before Zoerat. Zoerat stands next to Malirat and holds a crystal ball.

"Did you not think I would find out about your traitorous activity?" Zoerat looks cold and cruel.

Gloomrat stands. "Lord Zoerat, the activities you accuse us of are true. We have been conspiring to gather energy for our own use. We have gathered much energy with just our portion of the Negarat army through their collars."

Doomrat stands. "Lord Zoerat, but, we have used this energy wisely. We have fashioned a new and most terrible weapon. A weapon that will help you on to victory."

Zoerat smiles. "Gloomrat, Doomrat, I will let you live. I keep my friends close, but my enemies closer. You should use this weapon yourselves. I have been thinking that these pesky Sailor Scouts have beaten us each time because we have only had one plan going on at a time. You two will lead a second front against the humans. Who knows? Maybe if you two do well enough, I'll wind up serving under you?"

Gloomrat and Doomrat smile.

"But don't count on it!" Zoerat screams at them. Gloomrat and Doomrat cower.

"Now go, and conquer." Zoerat smiles and evil smile.

Gloomrat regains her composure. "Don't you want to know of our weapon?"

Zoerat looks at him with pin points as pupils. "Let me know of your weapon by the anguished screams of your victims.

Doomrat bows. "It will be done."

Zoerat suggestively leans back against Malirat and laughs.

Closing credits over "Pretty Coquettish Bomber."