Disclaimer: I don't own digimon, I do own Jason Johnson, and Merodi no Megami, who knows - more to the point, Ralph Wiggum, Demon Spawn, firewall0, Iltatahti and Sarah-chan have been kind enough to let me use their characters. Oh and the Monty Python bits I put in aren't mine either.

Jake: HE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!

He looks down at the latest trial set before him. Rather than his normal clothing he is incased in a purple and green suit, which resembles the form that small children know as "Barney".

Jess: *snickers*

Jake: Shut up. *sighs* oh well may as well get this over with.

Jess: Last time, everything seemed normal as Jason checked on everyone.

Jake: But as he looked in at Lauren, he saw giant hands reach in and squeeze the life out of her.

Jess: He tried to avenge his comrade and stop the hands from moving on to the next victim, but was forced down by a falling piece of the ceiling.

Jake: With the negative thoughts of failure, he woke up and performed the exact same things he had in his dream.

Jess: After checking on Lauren, he glanced around, and noting several monks in a procession, he opted to follow.

Jake: Their destination was a room in the basement that was illuminated by a purple flame.

Jess: Not wanting to attract attention, the goggleneck donned a robe and joined the congregation.

Jake: He began meditating and was able to analyze the dream.

Jess: Morning approached, and the digidestined met in the dining area. Cubmon burst in on the scene informing his comrades of his partner's absence.

Jake: Jason walked in and made a confusing remark about death and left. This caused much confusion among the ranks of the chosen and they went to investigate.

Jess: They found Jason packing up, and he informed them about the dream he had, and how he was going to leave to try and avoid that fate.

Jake: Everyone stood by him, which caused their digimon to become rookies, and they set off. However they didn't make it far because Titanimon showed up to destroy the monastery.

Jess: Believing the digidestined to be an unexpected bonus he attacked. Our guys all became the strongest they could, but with one Collosal cyclone attack, they fell like rag dolls

I_NUKEM: Great job guys. *takes one look at Jake and starts rolling on the floor with laughter*

Jake: GRRRRRR

I_NUKEM: ok you can get out of that thing.

Jake: YAY

I_NUKEM: .That is after you sing the song.

Jake: WHAT????

I_NUKEM: Or you could just live your life in the suit, or take the suit off and not have a place in the story.

Jake: *grumbles* I love you, you love me.*glances at I_Nukem* Lets hang Nukem from a tree, With a great big rope, and a noose around his head. Hey there look, Nukem's dead.

I_NUKEM: Eh.I guess I deserved that.ok fine, I won't make you do something to this scale again.

Jess: *mutters* Knowing you you'll do worse.

I_NUKEM: Actually I was going to do less, especially since no one should have had to go through this. But I can't help but wonder where to go from here.

Wizardmon: Get on with it!

Centarumon: Yes get on with it!!

The Digidestined: Yes get on with it!!!!

I_NUKEM: Oh I just love stalling when I have writers block, makes it look like there's more than there actually is.

Titanimon: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!

I_NUKEM: OK OK SHEESH, I bring you the latest chapter.

Lauren and Goliath

Titanimon began to stop spinning, and eventually came to a stop. All those beings that he had held aloft tumbled to the ground.

There were numerous loud crashes as the plummeting forms finally collided with the earth.

Jay sat up and rubbed his head. He stood up and found the world spinning around him. Shaking the dizziness from his head he called. "Everyone else ok?"

Michael sat up and glanced around. "I'm fine."

Savannah was recovering as well. "Did anyone get the license of that bus?" She asked groggily.

Meddie stood up. "I'm ok." She informed the rest of the group.

Sarah too clambered to her feet. "Where are our partners?" She asked.

Pixie sat up. Her hat had cushioned her head's impact somewhat so she didn't seem any different. "They're recovering like we are. Hope they weren't too badly injured." She looked around and only saw the 5 who had spoken. "Aren't we missing someone?"

"Lauren.and Jason are missing." Michael confirmed.

"We're over here," Jason responded. They looked over and saw that Lauren was beside him.

Upon hearing the digidestined's words Titanimon returned to his feet, causing yet another earthquake. "Ah my task will soon be completed. Once I have rid the digital world of this pest, my master can continue without fear."

With that booming premonition, he began to make his way to where the digidestined were converged.

"Now would be a good time to run," Jay noted as Titanimon was getting ever nearer.

"Scatter!" Sarah instructed.

The digidestined all ran in separate directions, with the exception of Jason and Lauren. "That dream isn't coming true if I have anything to say about it!" Jason said forcefully as he grabbed her hand.

"Shadow Claw"

"Raptor Lasers"

"Night of a Thousand Knives"

"Horn Buster"

"Dark Destroyer"

"Flame Thrower"

"Halo Storm"

"Cross Slice"

The eight attacks cut through the tense situation, hitting the back of the behemoth. He turned and witnessed the congregation of the miniature army still ready to fight.

"Why do you insist on protecting these intruders upon our world?" Titanimon bellowed.

"Seemed like a good idea at the time, and they've grown on us," Jetraptormon countered.

"A mistake that will cost you dearly. Titanium disks," Titanimon cried. Thousands of disks emerged from his left arm and converged on the eight.

"This old thing again?" Metaldaggermon taunted.

"Titan Punch," Titanimon attacked, embedding his immense fist in the ground. This emitted a large shockwave that threw the smaller ultimates, and champion, to the ground, where they were beset by the torrent of disks.

"Now there is no one left to offer aid. The small one shall be first," Titanimon said. He began moving in the direction that Lauren and Jason were fleeing.

"Jason," Lauren said. "Jason!" She repeated louder.

"What Lauren?" Jason asked without looking back.

"I don't think we're going to win if we just run," She said.

"Yeah, but we're no use to anyone dead," Jason countered.

"I say we make a stand," Lauren said defiantly. "Our partners are risking their lives to protect us, if we continue to separate ourselves from them, I'm certain that we will lose."

Jason turned his head while running. "Look Lauren, I don't like leaving them any more than you do, but.". While not watching where he was running Jason tripped on a log and went flying, pulling Lauren with him. Their grips failed, so Lauren flew farther than he.

"No! Lauren!!!" Jason said before his head slumped down in exhaustion.

Lauren got to her feet and saw that Titanimon was bearing down on her position. She stood her ground.

"So she accepts her fate," Titanimon chuckled. "I will enjoy squeezing the life out of you!"

His magnetic arm lowered and approached the girl with servos clicking, opening the fingers.

Lauren looked down. "No matter how dire the situation, no matter how grim things may appear," She began. She looked up and glared at the titan. "I KNOW THAT WE WILL DEFEAT YOU."

After Lauren uttered the word you, something strange happened. She began glowing the same hue as she had on the mountain, only now the glow seemed to envelop her entirely, and energy laced about her. She brought her hands up and with a look of intense concentration, fired a ball of blue energy right at the approaching hand.

It collided with the entirely metallic arm and completely disintegrated it.

"MY ARM!!!" Titanimon screamed. "No wonder my master wanted you destroyed." He looked down at her once more, and saw her strength faltering. "Ah but such a blow must have been devastating to your system. You now have no strength to fight back." He began laughing.

Meanwhile, Lauren was indeed feeling the strain, and her aura was fading, and finally dispersed entirely. "We will beat you," She whispered, before collapsing on the ground, blue hair completely covering her eyes.

"A noble attempt," Titanimon chuckled, "but nobility has gotten you nowhere!"

Just then a bright blue light shone not from the girl, but the device on her wrist. The watch face slid off and made a clicking sound as it found its new position. The crest within detached and flew in an arc, towards her partner, who lay on the ground. It entered the winged tiger and caused a metamorphosis.

"Daizetmon Chrono Digivolve to." Daizetmon cried. He grew in size and began to shine. His right front paw and half of his face retained their fur-covered appearance, whereas the remainder of his body gained a smoother appearance. "Dazairmon." The light faded, revealing the majority of Lauren's partner to be covered in metal.

Dazairmon took to the air, the weight of his new armor seemed to have no effect on his maneuverability.

"Leave her alone!" he screamed.

Titanimon turned towards the new ultimate. "So what makes you think that you can stop me?" he boomed.

"This, Asura Claw," Dazairmon yelled. The claw on his left front paw extended. It began spinning around and around; forming the perfect cutting tool, and this tiger knew exactly what he wanted to cut. He flew right at Titanimon's head with this saw spinning, but at the last minute he dove and thrust his claw into the X on the giant's abdomen, where Cougarmon had attacked. This area proved to be perfect, as the saw cut a hole inside the evil carrier, which Dazairmon increased in size and depth. Eventually the tiger was able to break through the stomach entirely and emerge on the other side.

Titanimon screamed in both pain and fury as he turned around and punched Dazairmon out of the sky. Upon impact, the tiger landed on his paws, and shook his head. He glanced upwards at the slim amount of tissue connecting the colossus' torso to his legs. Dazairmon smirked and the eye on the metallic side of his face rolled back into his head. It was now replaced with a small laser cannon.

"Tiger-eye," He cried, firing the laser. The beams severed the remainder of the connecter tissue, causing both torso, and legs to fall to the ground.

Dazairmon returned his eye to his normal place and looked at the now breaking up behemoth. "That is what you get for underestimating an 11 year- old's powers.

Titanimon glared at the tiger before breaking up entirely.

Dazairmon sighed and flew back to his partner who remained sprawled on the ground, drained of her strength.