Oh boy, an update ^_^
Thanks to everyone who reviewed! (Ayokaeu, I have friends! *holds up the almighty PooD plushie*)
Shinobi Demoness, the alt code for ™ is alt +0153, not that it matters or anything. Matthew says hi.
Matthew: ^_^
Bored: ... don't do that.
Matthew: *Matthew Smile™*
Bored: -_-
Matthew: ^_^
Bored: I have decided to employ a muse... or... force one into service. whatever ^_^;; but who...
Matthew: How about Jaffar? He seems like a nice guy.
Bored: O.O
Matthew: what?
Bored: riiiight...
Matthew: what?!
Bored: nothing.. why don't you go play with your lockpick or something?
Matthew: lockpick-samaaaa!! *hugs lockpick*
Bored: ... ANYWAY...
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Chapter 3
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Matthew: yayy *bounces up and down happily* erk got lots of information!! O.O dancer?
Erk: ... give me the sugar.
Matthew: You wanna go ona suga-high too????
Erk: ... no.
Matthew: *ahem* Okay. anyway. I have a new job for you.
Erk: forget it. I'm outta here.
Matthew: YOU CAN'T QUIT! I OWN YOU!! I OWWWWN YOUUU!!!
Erk: ...
Matthew: ... please? I'll tell Ser--
Erk: forget it. I'm not afraid of Raven anymore.
Matthew: crap.
Lucius: Errrk-y!! *bounces over* Guess wat!!
Matthew: ... Say.. Lucius..
Erk: OH NO YOU DON'T! *grabs lucius by the hair and drags him off* DON'T LISTEN TO THAT THIEF!
Matthew: ASSASSIN!
Erk: *mumbles something about a bad choice on upgrades*
Lucius: OWOWOWOWOW LEGGO MY HAIR!!
Matthew: Damn.. don't tell me I have to do my own dirty work!
Bored: *pops in from nowhere* of course not. that wouldn't make for a very interesting fic. I mean.. I was talking to hector and he told me how bad of a spy you are..
Matthew: what?!
Bored: er... and how good you are at manipulating poor unsuspecting folk?
Matthew: damn straight.
Bored: ...
Matthew: um.. right.
Bored: ...now be a good matthew and uh.. go play with your lockpick or uh... recruit some poor sap or something.. *gets distracted by something shiny aka wallace's head* wow... it's so... ugly. *pokes it with a spear*
Wallace: OW!
Bored: hee... heehee...
Matthew: ... that was a very long and pointless intro..
Bored: right. on with it.
Sain and Matthew C support:
Matthew: *pulls out the Sucker Seeker Scope 2042* Hmmm... Let's see what we've got here... Hector.. will kill me, Oswin.. will kill me, Raven.. will kill me, Hawkeye.. will kill me... or stare me to death, Serra... no.. just.. no., Karel.. will EAT me... Sain.. *Shudder* ewww... crap! he's coming this way! must... hide...
Sain: HIYA MATTHEW!
Matthew: crap crap crap crap crap... er... hello Sain...
Sain: what'cha got there? Can you spy on ken-- girls with that?
Matthew: .. did you just say kent?
Sain: NO.
Matthew: I swear I heard kent.
Sain: No you didn't!!
Matthew: sure... ... say.. sain...
Sain: yeesss?
Matthew: .. don't do that.
Sain: Whhhhyyy?
Matthew: .. nevermind. *walks away*
Sain: hey! I'll stop! really! come back... don't leave me alone! ... ... I'm lonely... I'll go find Kent! *runs off*
Sain and Matthew B support:
Matthew: oh come on.. this camp is full of suckers! why can't I find one?!
Sain: =( where's Kent? hey! it's Matthew!
Matthew: ... er... hello... Sain..
Sain: what'cha doin'?
Matthew: lookin' for suckers.
Sain: fuckers?! can i help?
Matthew: O.O THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!
Sain: oh..
Matthew: ... go away.
Sain: =( no one likes Sain. Oh woe is me! Oo!! it's Kent! *runs off*
Matthew: ... ... ... sometimes you have to work for this kind of stuff.. and sometimes it just comes to you.. *scribbles something in blackmail notebook*
Sain and Matthew A support:
Sain: HI MATTHEW! Can I call you Matt? or Matty!
Matthew: ... for the love of... SAIN WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!
Sain: Why? What did I do, Matty?
Matthew: you're bringing back unpleasant memories of conversations with Serra.
Sain: .. sowwy.
Matthew: ... you know what... you can do a job for me.
Sain: really?
Matthew: uh huh.
Sain: what's in it for me?
Matthew: -_- ... you get to talk to and get to know a lot of pretty girls?
Sain: OKAY!
Matthew: ... uh... I want you to get me information on... Nino... Vaida...Lucius and Karel...
Sain: ... i thought you said i would get to know a lot of pretty girls!!
Matthew: err... Vaida... can... uh... let you into a new secret club! where you get to meet lots of.. pretty.. girls..
Sain: really? but isn't Vaida male? and Karel too?
Matthew: No, I already looked into that. Vaida claims to be female.
Sain: .. wow... what about Karel?
Matthew: ... Karel just PRETENDS to be male.
Sain: REALLY?!
Matthew: ... yeah! just like lucius..
Sain: Lucius pretends to be male?
Matthew: ... nevermind. I mean. uh.. just like Kent!
Sain: I KNEW IT! And Kent tries to stop be from hitting on girls, cause he... SHE's jealous right??
Matthew: *mutters* what an idiot..
Sain: what was that?
Matthew: nothing nothing... uh. yeah.. jealous. whatever.
Sain: THANKS MATTHEW! Um... you know, to repay your kindness, I'm gonna let you in on something!
Matthew: ...
Sain: Back when Castle Caelin was under the attack of Laus, I saw this really pretty girl with red hair. I think she was an assassin. She said something about a Matthew! So, do you know her? huh? do you? Do you think I can meet her?
Matthew: ... I'LL KILL YOU!! *pulls out killing edge and prepares for a kill shot*
Sain: !! AHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs off*
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TBC
Ah.. I'd do more, but it's late and I'm tired... Those kinda sucked. sorry... most of it was just random ^_^;;; Review, if ya want to. Next chapter, I'll do the Sain supports. And i'll try to get it up sooner...
Matthew: what about the muse?
Bored: uh.. oh right. I have decided!
Matthew: who??
Bored: NOT YOU!
Matthew: ... oh... Jaffar?
Bored: ... you DO know it was jaffar who..
Matthew: ?
Bored: uh... nevermind.
Matthew: ?
Bored: Review? =)
Thanks to everyone who reviewed! (Ayokaeu, I have friends! *holds up the almighty PooD plushie*)
Shinobi Demoness, the alt code for ™ is alt +0153, not that it matters or anything. Matthew says hi.
Matthew: ^_^
Bored: ... don't do that.
Matthew: *Matthew Smile™*
Bored: -_-
Matthew: ^_^
Bored: I have decided to employ a muse... or... force one into service. whatever ^_^;; but who...
Matthew: How about Jaffar? He seems like a nice guy.
Bored: O.O
Matthew: what?
Bored: riiiight...
Matthew: what?!
Bored: nothing.. why don't you go play with your lockpick or something?
Matthew: lockpick-samaaaa!! *hugs lockpick*
Bored: ... ANYWAY...
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Chapter 3
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Matthew: yayy *bounces up and down happily* erk got lots of information!! O.O dancer?
Erk: ... give me the sugar.
Matthew: You wanna go ona suga-high too????
Erk: ... no.
Matthew: *ahem* Okay. anyway. I have a new job for you.
Erk: forget it. I'm outta here.
Matthew: YOU CAN'T QUIT! I OWN YOU!! I OWWWWN YOUUU!!!
Erk: ...
Matthew: ... please? I'll tell Ser--
Erk: forget it. I'm not afraid of Raven anymore.
Matthew: crap.
Lucius: Errrk-y!! *bounces over* Guess wat!!
Matthew: ... Say.. Lucius..
Erk: OH NO YOU DON'T! *grabs lucius by the hair and drags him off* DON'T LISTEN TO THAT THIEF!
Matthew: ASSASSIN!
Erk: *mumbles something about a bad choice on upgrades*
Lucius: OWOWOWOWOW LEGGO MY HAIR!!
Matthew: Damn.. don't tell me I have to do my own dirty work!
Bored: *pops in from nowhere* of course not. that wouldn't make for a very interesting fic. I mean.. I was talking to hector and he told me how bad of a spy you are..
Matthew: what?!
Bored: er... and how good you are at manipulating poor unsuspecting folk?
Matthew: damn straight.
Bored: ...
Matthew: um.. right.
Bored: ...now be a good matthew and uh.. go play with your lockpick or uh... recruit some poor sap or something.. *gets distracted by something shiny aka wallace's head* wow... it's so... ugly. *pokes it with a spear*
Wallace: OW!
Bored: hee... heehee...
Matthew: ... that was a very long and pointless intro..
Bored: right. on with it.
Sain and Matthew C support:
Matthew: *pulls out the Sucker Seeker Scope 2042* Hmmm... Let's see what we've got here... Hector.. will kill me, Oswin.. will kill me, Raven.. will kill me, Hawkeye.. will kill me... or stare me to death, Serra... no.. just.. no., Karel.. will EAT me... Sain.. *Shudder* ewww... crap! he's coming this way! must... hide...
Sain: HIYA MATTHEW!
Matthew: crap crap crap crap crap... er... hello Sain...
Sain: what'cha got there? Can you spy on ken-- girls with that?
Matthew: .. did you just say kent?
Sain: NO.
Matthew: I swear I heard kent.
Sain: No you didn't!!
Matthew: sure... ... say.. sain...
Sain: yeesss?
Matthew: .. don't do that.
Sain: Whhhhyyy?
Matthew: .. nevermind. *walks away*
Sain: hey! I'll stop! really! come back... don't leave me alone! ... ... I'm lonely... I'll go find Kent! *runs off*
Sain and Matthew B support:
Matthew: oh come on.. this camp is full of suckers! why can't I find one?!
Sain: =( where's Kent? hey! it's Matthew!
Matthew: ... er... hello... Sain..
Sain: what'cha doin'?
Matthew: lookin' for suckers.
Sain: fuckers?! can i help?
Matthew: O.O THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!
Sain: oh..
Matthew: ... go away.
Sain: =( no one likes Sain. Oh woe is me! Oo!! it's Kent! *runs off*
Matthew: ... ... ... sometimes you have to work for this kind of stuff.. and sometimes it just comes to you.. *scribbles something in blackmail notebook*
Sain and Matthew A support:
Sain: HI MATTHEW! Can I call you Matt? or Matty!
Matthew: ... for the love of... SAIN WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!
Sain: Why? What did I do, Matty?
Matthew: you're bringing back unpleasant memories of conversations with Serra.
Sain: .. sowwy.
Matthew: ... you know what... you can do a job for me.
Sain: really?
Matthew: uh huh.
Sain: what's in it for me?
Matthew: -_- ... you get to talk to and get to know a lot of pretty girls?
Sain: OKAY!
Matthew: ... uh... I want you to get me information on... Nino... Vaida...Lucius and Karel...
Sain: ... i thought you said i would get to know a lot of pretty girls!!
Matthew: err... Vaida... can... uh... let you into a new secret club! where you get to meet lots of.. pretty.. girls..
Sain: really? but isn't Vaida male? and Karel too?
Matthew: No, I already looked into that. Vaida claims to be female.
Sain: .. wow... what about Karel?
Matthew: ... Karel just PRETENDS to be male.
Sain: REALLY?!
Matthew: ... yeah! just like lucius..
Sain: Lucius pretends to be male?
Matthew: ... nevermind. I mean. uh.. just like Kent!
Sain: I KNEW IT! And Kent tries to stop be from hitting on girls, cause he... SHE's jealous right??
Matthew: *mutters* what an idiot..
Sain: what was that?
Matthew: nothing nothing... uh. yeah.. jealous. whatever.
Sain: THANKS MATTHEW! Um... you know, to repay your kindness, I'm gonna let you in on something!
Matthew: ...
Sain: Back when Castle Caelin was under the attack of Laus, I saw this really pretty girl with red hair. I think she was an assassin. She said something about a Matthew! So, do you know her? huh? do you? Do you think I can meet her?
Matthew: ... I'LL KILL YOU!! *pulls out killing edge and prepares for a kill shot*
Sain: !! AHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs off*
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TBC
Ah.. I'd do more, but it's late and I'm tired... Those kinda sucked. sorry... most of it was just random ^_^;;; Review, if ya want to. Next chapter, I'll do the Sain supports. And i'll try to get it up sooner...
Matthew: what about the muse?
Bored: uh.. oh right. I have decided!
Matthew: who??
Bored: NOT YOU!
Matthew: ... oh... Jaffar?
Bored: ... you DO know it was jaffar who..
Matthew: ?
Bored: uh... nevermind.
Matthew: ?
Bored: Review? =)