Okay, here it is. The SAIN SUPPORTS OF DOOM!!
Bored: I don't really think Sain sounded Sain-like enough in the last chapter. Hope he sounds more sain this chapter.
Matthew: Sain's not sane.
Bored: no, sain, not sane.
Matthew: what?
Bored: forget it -_- Now, to the Sain supports!
Matthew: This should be... disturbing.
Bored: You said it.
Matthew: what did Jaffar do?
Bored: go read your supports.
Matthew: later, i gotta go KILLSERRAFORSOMEONE. bye.
Bored: ...am i missing something here?
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Chapter 4
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Sain: let's see... Nino...
Kent: SAIN!
Sain: ep.. Keeeent!!
Kent: ... I don't like how you said my name.
Sain: It's okay Kent! Matthew told me.
Kent: ... told you what?
Sain: ... that you're female of course!
Kent: HE WHAT?!
Sain: =) Why'd you lie to me?
Matthew: *runs up* I'VE FOUND YOU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SAIN!
Kent: MATTHEW! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Matthew: ... *stops* shit.
Sain: Keeent answer me!!
Kent: I'LL KILL YOU
Sain: =( Why do all the pretty girls say that to me?
Matthew: ... did you just call Kent a pretty girl?
Kent: I'LL KILL YOU
Sain: Kent's female. remember?
Kent: I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU
Matthew: well I'd love to stick around for that but... I... don't wanna. Bye! *Matthew Smiles™ and runs off*
Kent: *evil glares after Matthew* grrr
Sain: *sneaks off* =( no one likes Sain. Sain feels lonely. Sain is going to go hit on pretty girls. =)
Kent: *still glaring*
Sain and Nino C support:
Sain: Ohhhh
Nino: huh?
Sain: Are you the fair maidan, Nino?
Nino: uh...
Sain: May I stand by your side?
Nino: ... why?
Sain: Because being with you makes my hea--
Nino: OH LOOK OUT!
Random Female Bishop #1: *Uses Shine on Sain* YOU.
Sain: x.x
RFB1: PERVERT. *Turns on heel and walks off*
Nino: uhhh... Sain? Sain... Wake up... Sain? ... Okay, whatever. *walks away*
Sain: Oh woe is Sain. ;_;
Sain and Nino Support B
Sain: Oh! Nino! I am sorry about that interruption before. But now! Please allow me to remain by your side and protect you!
Nino: ... Um.. okay..
Sain: Ohh Nino, Nino, Nino. You are so very cute.
Nino: ...
Sain: Really, there is no one cuter than you! Not a single per-
Nino: SAIN WATCH OUT!
Random Female Bishop #'s 2, 3, 4, 5, and 7: HYAAA!!!!!! *hit Sain with heal staves*
Random Female Bishop # 6: YOU HAD THAT COMING, YOU $*@&ing $*@&er!!
Sain: x.x
Nino: *edges away*
Sain: *gets up* have no fear, fair Nino!! SAIN SHALL PROTECT YOU! CHAAAAAARRRRRRGEE *runs at bishops*
Bishops: *disappear down one of those staircases*
Sain: *runs into a wall*
Nino: *long gone*
Sain and Nino A support:
Sain: Nino! Oh!! How ashamed I am!!
Nino: .. about what?
Sain: That poor performance yesterday! Please! give me but one more chance!!
Nino: ... to do what?
Sain: Protect you!
Nino: Um.. why?
Sain: Because I like you!
Nino: ...
Sain: Nino?
Nino: ... EWWWWWWWW PEDOPHILE!! EEEEEEEK!! EEEEK!!! PEDOPHILE!!
Random Female Bishops #1-7: IT'S THE RFB TO THE RESCUE!! *Run in and beat Sain until he only has 1 HP left*
Nino: Thanks!
RFB: no problem. *All walk away after stepping on Sain's back*
Sain: ... Oh Woe is Sain x.x
Sain and Vaida C support:
Vaida: You! Cavalier!
Sain: hunh?
Vaida: What are you doing?! GIVE YOUR FULL ATTENTION TO THE ENEMY! WHY ARE YOU STARING AT HEATH!? HE'S MINE!
Sain: he?
Vaida: ... YES YOU FOOL!
Sain: oh... I thought he was a she.
Vaida: WELL HE'S NOT! AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!
Sain: hey, I DON'T WANT HIM ANYMORE!
Vaida: *evil glare*
Sain: *sain glare (this is not much of a glare if you couldn't tell)* I only want to stare at pretty girls! not guys that look like pretty girls!
Vaida: why you!! Well, fine. Why don't you stare at me then?
Sain: *trying to keep self from laughing*
Vaida: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Sain: *giggles*
Vaida: AND WHAT EXACTLY IS SO FUNNY?!
Sain: A HAHAHAHAHHAAHAAA!! HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
Vaida: *smacks Sain with club that she stole from Bartre who is pretending to be a cave man trying to eat nino (nino: ahh!! bartre: bartre hungry!!) (Okay, well.. we think he's pretending..)*
Sain: HAHAH--OWIE! ;_;
Vaida: stupid useless men... piece of... grrr...
Sain and Vaida B support:
Vaida: YOU!
Sain: Ahhh..
Vaida: ARE YOU STARING AT HEATH AGAIN?!
Sain: No! Really, please, don't hurt me.
Vaida: Eh, Umbriel? Do you want a snack?
Sain: *cower*
Vaida: Stop cowering! You call yourself a man? Umbriel isn't going to eat you.
Sain: *gets up* oh.. er.. thank you. e heh...
Vaida: I wouldn't want Umbriel to get sick after or something.
Sain: so cruel..
Vaida: What was that?!
Sain: ah! nothing...
Vaida: Bah. *leaves*
Sain: .. scary..
Sain and Vaida A support:
Sain: Vaida!
Vaida: eh? what do you want, you simpleton?
Sain: I wanted to apologize for laughing at you. To make it up, I want to offer you a date with myself.
Vaida: Ha! Like I would want to be seen with YOU.
Sain: Even the ugly ones shoot Sain down.. ohh..
Vaida: *twitch* ug.. *twitch* ly *twitch* ...?
Sain: ehhh heh... heh...
Vaida: YOU NOW HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO LIVE!
Sain: eep! please.. er.. wait!
Vaida: GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T KILL YOU RIGHT NOW.
Sain: Cause... KENT WILL AVENGE ME!
Vaida: ... who?
Sain: KENT! YOU SHOULD FEAR HER, YOU SHOULD!
Vaida: ... what kind of name is Kent for a female?
Sain: You know, I was wondering about that myself. Kent.. kent.. maybe her parents and Erk's parents knew each other and formed a "people who can't name their children" club!
Vaida: ...
Sain: Or maybe it's not her real name! maybe it's.. Kentrietta, or.. Kent Sue, or Kentice, or..
Vaida: .. *backs away*
Sain: Vaida? where're you going?
Vaida: *leaves*
Sain: ;_;
Sain and Lucius C support:
Sain: ohhh!! Such beautiful golden hair, and such wonderful sapphire eyes! Surely this is a dream!
Lucius: ... Sain, what are you do--
Sain: Oh fair Lucius, would you grant me your company?
Lucius: uhh... Sai--
Sain: shush! don't speak! let us just live this moment!
Lucius: SAI--
Sain: shush! Please! Do not break the silence!
Lucius: What silence?! We're on a battlefield! There are people dying around us?! You call this silent?!
Sain: But in my heart, there is no sound! Only you and I together!
Lucius: .. Sain...
Sain: Yes?
Lucius: would you shut up and listen to me for a sec--
Sain: Oh woe is me! Alas! The tactician calls me away! But I shall return!!
Lucius: ... Saint Elimine... I plead to you.. please.. PLEASE.. smite him x.x
Sain and Lucius B support:
Lucius: Oh! Sain.
Sain: Ohhh fortune smiles upon us, fair Lucius!
Lucius: uh.. sai--
Sain: I feel so happy to be standing by your side once again!
Lucius: Sai--
Sain: Ohh!! If this moment could just last forever!!
Lucius: SAI--
Sain: Forever and ever and ever and ever!!
Lucius: *rolls eyes* Look. Sain... I'm ma--
Sain: madly in love with me?! oh!! I feel the same way!
Lucius: *twitch* *twitch* *Twitch*
Sain: oh! do you have something in your eye?
Lucius: sa..i...
Sain: Shhh... speak not! Words are not neccessary! I can feel how you feel! It is a sign of how close we truly are!!
Lucius: sain...
Sain: lucius...
Lucius: *deep breath* look. all of what you just said..
Sain: is from my heart! surely you believe me! please! I speak not but the truth!
Lucius: that's not what I was trying to sa--
Sain: then you believe me? oh good! ohh cruel fate! I am sorry, my dear lucius, but I must leave you once again!
Lucius: ... Saint Elimine, what have I done to deserve this?
Sain and Lucius A support:
Sain: Dearest Lucius!
Lucius: SAIN! PLEASE WOULD YOU JUST LISTEN?
Sain: Yes, of course!
Lucius: Sain... I'm ma--
Sain: ah ye--
Lucius: no talking!
Sain: sorry..
Lucius: I'm a MONK.
Sain: That's okay! I know you are in the service of Saint Elimine! It matters not! I love you still!
Lucius: no no no I'm a MONK. MONK
Sain: yes... and that doesn't matt--
Lucius: ARE YOU SO DENSE THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT MONKS ARE MALE?!
Sain: Male?
Lucius: MALE.
Sain: Oh lucius! Why do you taunt me so? There is another isn't there?
Lucius: are you listening? I said I'm MALE.
Sain: It's that Raven fellow isn't it?!
Lucius: NO! I'M MALE!! MALE!! LISTEN YOU OAF! MAAAAALE!!
Sain: You don't need to lie to me, Lucius! Sain is used to being shot down!
Lucius: GAH!! RAvEN-SAMA!!!!!! *runs off to find Raven*
Sain and Karel C support
: Sain: Hi there!
Karel: ... you... I've no interest in you.. you.. are not worthy of being cut by sword-sama!
Sain: err...
Karel: get out of our sight!
Sain: our?
Karel: were you not listening?! SWORD-SAMA!
Sain: uhhh... well... err...
Karel: You are weak. Your attention is ever wavering. You should concentrate on the foe at hand!
Sain: I'm not weak!
Karel: YES YOU ARE!
Sain: meep..
Karel: AND DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE WEAK?
Sain: because of my dashedly good looks?
Karel: NO! BECAUSE SWORD-SAMA SAID SO!
Sain: *sweatdrop* oh.. is that why?
Karel: YES.
Sain: okay.. i'm.. going... to... edge away now.. *edges away*
Karel: should we let him go sword-sama? what's that? he's not worth the chase? yes.. yes of course..
Sain: o.o;;;
Sain and Karel B support:
Karel: I see you have gotten stronger.
Sain: what?
Karel: but not strong enough.. You are still not worth being speared on the blade of sword-sama.
Sain: um... goodie?
Karel: That is not a good thing. Sword-sama says not only are you not worthy, you are a perverted idiot that thinks I'm female.
Sain: you're not?
Karel: ... but there are times when there are exceptions.. TASTE SWORD-SAMA'S BLADE! HYAA!! *charges*
Sain: AHHHH!!! *runs away*
Karel: FIGHT LIKE THE MAN YOU AREN'T! STOP RUNNING!
Sain: NO!
Karel: SWORD-SAMA WILL SLASH YOUR LEGS AND MAKE YOU STOP!
Sain: PSYCHO! *runs to horse; mounts; rides off* BYE!
Karel: YOU CAN NOT RUN FROM SWORD-SAMA!! SWORD-SAMA KNOWS ALL!!! SWORD-SAMA TELLS ME THAT YOU'RE GOING TO RUN OFF AND HIT ON KENT!!!
Sain and Karel A support:
Karel: Did I not tell you? You can not escape sword-sama!!
Sain: eep... err.. can't we talk about this?
Karel: Sword-sama longs for blood. Even the blood of a perverted wimp that thinks everything that moves is female. Thus, Sword-sama will have blood. YOUR blood.
Sain: but.. um.. you don't want my blood. You want.. err.. Raven's blood! Raven has nice blood. Nice red blood.
Karel: as opposed to your blood, which is what color?
Sain: er... purple?
Karel: Sword-sama says you are lying. Sword-sama doesn't like liars. Sword-sama wants your blood.
Sain: Please! Uh... If you spare me, I'll take you to the blood drive at the clinic!!
Karel: What is the meaning of blood without the flesh to cut through and the screams of pain from the opponent and the satisfied laugh of sword-sama?
Sain: ... err.. you can cut through the plastic baggy. And.. uh.. I'll scream?
Karel: I think it would be easier to destroy you. (Lucius: GO KAREL GO!)
Sain: but... why?
Karel: This crappy army doesn't have anyone worthy of my blade and sword-sama got sick of eating coffee cake.
Sain: *blink*
Karel: prepare to die.
Sain: noo!!
Karel: *about to hit Sain* *stops short* What's that sword-sama? You here that guy with no eyes has made pancakes? LET'S GO! *runs off*
Sain: O.O
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Sain: Maaaatthew...
Matthew: ... You have.. NOTHING?
Sain: well, they wouldn't tell me anything.
Matthew: .. did you let them speak?
Sain: of course I did! What do you think? I'm completely capable of getting informat--
Matthew: *taps foot*
Sain: okay, so maybe I said a little more than them..
Matthew: *taps foot*
Sain: I'M NOT BEING INTERROGATED! I DON'T NEED TO STAND HERE AND BE INSULTED! HMPH! *stalks off*
Raven: *walks up to matthew* Have you seen Sain?
MattheW: yes I have
Kent: *walks up to matthew* Have you seen Sain?
Matthew: I was just about to--
Jaffar: *walks up to matthew* ...
Matthew: ... uh.. yeah. He's right over there. *points to Sain who is now hitting on a tree*
Sain: I think you're hot too!
Kent: ...
Raven: ...
Jaffar: ...
Kent: *draws Silver Lance*
Raven: *draws Silver Axe*
Jaffar: *draws Killing Edge*
Matthew: heh.. heh... heh...
Karel: *standing behind Matthew* Boo.
Matthew: *sweatdrop*
Karel: Give me your pancakes.
MattheW: ... Karel: SWORD-SAMA COMMANDS IT!
MattheW: *hands Karel a pancake*
Karel: *takes it* sucker...
Matthew: ...
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TBC
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Bored: heh.. Sorry if that seemed a little rushed.
Matthew: I'm back!
Bored: great...
Matthew: I could find serra. But I got some pancakes!
Bored: ... Okay... Well it's time to unveil my muse!
Matthew: oh goodie.
Bored: cue the lights!
Matthew: .. *flips the lightswitch*
Bored: ... uh.. okay.. PRESENTING...KAREL! *points at big red curtain*
Karel: I'M NOT COMING OUT!
Bored: Why not?!
Karel: because Sword-sama said you made a fool of us.
Bored: ... so?
Karel: uh.. hold on.. Sword-sama, she wants to know so what?
Sword-sama: You fool! We are taking a stand! We shall not be made fools of!
Karel: we won't?
Sword-sama: NO!
Karel: uh. right! Sword-sama and I won't be made fools of!
Bored: just get out here -_-
Karel: *wanders out* *sees matthew's pancakes* MINE! *grabs them* *feeds them to Sword-sama*
Matthew: ;_; pancakes...
Lowen: *rides up gallantly* HAVE NO FEAR!! BREAKFAST MAN IS HERE! *hands Matthew and Karel a plate of pancakes each and rides off into the sunset*
Bored: ... Okay, this is starting to get weird.
Heath: *flies in from nowhere* *glares evilly at Bored* why Vaida?! She's ugly!
Bored: you rather it be Legault?
Heath: ... eeviiiiil!!
Bored: ^_^ *jabs Karel with a bat*
Karel: *eating Pancakes* eh? uh.. review. yeah.. sword-sama commands you. ... blah.
Bored: ... what he said.
Bored: I don't really think Sain sounded Sain-like enough in the last chapter. Hope he sounds more sain this chapter.
Matthew: Sain's not sane.
Bored: no, sain, not sane.
Matthew: what?
Bored: forget it -_- Now, to the Sain supports!
Matthew: This should be... disturbing.
Bored: You said it.
Matthew: what did Jaffar do?
Bored: go read your supports.
Matthew: later, i gotta go KILLSERRAFORSOMEONE. bye.
Bored: ...am i missing something here?
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Chapter 4
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Sain: let's see... Nino...
Kent: SAIN!
Sain: ep.. Keeeent!!
Kent: ... I don't like how you said my name.
Sain: It's okay Kent! Matthew told me.
Kent: ... told you what?
Sain: ... that you're female of course!
Kent: HE WHAT?!
Sain: =) Why'd you lie to me?
Matthew: *runs up* I'VE FOUND YOU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SAIN!
Kent: MATTHEW! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Matthew: ... *stops* shit.
Sain: Keeent answer me!!
Kent: I'LL KILL YOU
Sain: =( Why do all the pretty girls say that to me?
Matthew: ... did you just call Kent a pretty girl?
Kent: I'LL KILL YOU
Sain: Kent's female. remember?
Kent: I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU
Matthew: well I'd love to stick around for that but... I... don't wanna. Bye! *Matthew Smiles™ and runs off*
Kent: *evil glares after Matthew* grrr
Sain: *sneaks off* =( no one likes Sain. Sain feels lonely. Sain is going to go hit on pretty girls. =)
Kent: *still glaring*
Sain and Nino C support:
Sain: Ohhhh
Nino: huh?
Sain: Are you the fair maidan, Nino?
Nino: uh...
Sain: May I stand by your side?
Nino: ... why?
Sain: Because being with you makes my hea--
Nino: OH LOOK OUT!
Random Female Bishop #1: *Uses Shine on Sain* YOU.
Sain: x.x
RFB1: PERVERT. *Turns on heel and walks off*
Nino: uhhh... Sain? Sain... Wake up... Sain? ... Okay, whatever. *walks away*
Sain: Oh woe is Sain. ;_;
Sain and Nino Support B
Sain: Oh! Nino! I am sorry about that interruption before. But now! Please allow me to remain by your side and protect you!
Nino: ... Um.. okay..
Sain: Ohh Nino, Nino, Nino. You are so very cute.
Nino: ...
Sain: Really, there is no one cuter than you! Not a single per-
Nino: SAIN WATCH OUT!
Random Female Bishop #'s 2, 3, 4, 5, and 7: HYAAA!!!!!! *hit Sain with heal staves*
Random Female Bishop # 6: YOU HAD THAT COMING, YOU $*@&ing $*@&er!!
Sain: x.x
Nino: *edges away*
Sain: *gets up* have no fear, fair Nino!! SAIN SHALL PROTECT YOU! CHAAAAAARRRRRRGEE *runs at bishops*
Bishops: *disappear down one of those staircases*
Sain: *runs into a wall*
Nino: *long gone*
Sain and Nino A support:
Sain: Nino! Oh!! How ashamed I am!!
Nino: .. about what?
Sain: That poor performance yesterday! Please! give me but one more chance!!
Nino: ... to do what?
Sain: Protect you!
Nino: Um.. why?
Sain: Because I like you!
Nino: ...
Sain: Nino?
Nino: ... EWWWWWWWW PEDOPHILE!! EEEEEEEK!! EEEEK!!! PEDOPHILE!!
Random Female Bishops #1-7: IT'S THE RFB TO THE RESCUE!! *Run in and beat Sain until he only has 1 HP left*
Nino: Thanks!
RFB: no problem. *All walk away after stepping on Sain's back*
Sain: ... Oh Woe is Sain x.x
Sain and Vaida C support:
Vaida: You! Cavalier!
Sain: hunh?
Vaida: What are you doing?! GIVE YOUR FULL ATTENTION TO THE ENEMY! WHY ARE YOU STARING AT HEATH!? HE'S MINE!
Sain: he?
Vaida: ... YES YOU FOOL!
Sain: oh... I thought he was a she.
Vaida: WELL HE'S NOT! AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!
Sain: hey, I DON'T WANT HIM ANYMORE!
Vaida: *evil glare*
Sain: *sain glare (this is not much of a glare if you couldn't tell)* I only want to stare at pretty girls! not guys that look like pretty girls!
Vaida: why you!! Well, fine. Why don't you stare at me then?
Sain: *trying to keep self from laughing*
Vaida: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Sain: *giggles*
Vaida: AND WHAT EXACTLY IS SO FUNNY?!
Sain: A HAHAHAHAHHAAHAAA!! HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
Vaida: *smacks Sain with club that she stole from Bartre who is pretending to be a cave man trying to eat nino (nino: ahh!! bartre: bartre hungry!!) (Okay, well.. we think he's pretending..)*
Sain: HAHAH--OWIE! ;_;
Vaida: stupid useless men... piece of... grrr...
Sain and Vaida B support:
Vaida: YOU!
Sain: Ahhh..
Vaida: ARE YOU STARING AT HEATH AGAIN?!
Sain: No! Really, please, don't hurt me.
Vaida: Eh, Umbriel? Do you want a snack?
Sain: *cower*
Vaida: Stop cowering! You call yourself a man? Umbriel isn't going to eat you.
Sain: *gets up* oh.. er.. thank you. e heh...
Vaida: I wouldn't want Umbriel to get sick after or something.
Sain: so cruel..
Vaida: What was that?!
Sain: ah! nothing...
Vaida: Bah. *leaves*
Sain: .. scary..
Sain and Vaida A support:
Sain: Vaida!
Vaida: eh? what do you want, you simpleton?
Sain: I wanted to apologize for laughing at you. To make it up, I want to offer you a date with myself.
Vaida: Ha! Like I would want to be seen with YOU.
Sain: Even the ugly ones shoot Sain down.. ohh..
Vaida: *twitch* ug.. *twitch* ly *twitch* ...?
Sain: ehhh heh... heh...
Vaida: YOU NOW HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO LIVE!
Sain: eep! please.. er.. wait!
Vaida: GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T KILL YOU RIGHT NOW.
Sain: Cause... KENT WILL AVENGE ME!
Vaida: ... who?
Sain: KENT! YOU SHOULD FEAR HER, YOU SHOULD!
Vaida: ... what kind of name is Kent for a female?
Sain: You know, I was wondering about that myself. Kent.. kent.. maybe her parents and Erk's parents knew each other and formed a "people who can't name their children" club!
Vaida: ...
Sain: Or maybe it's not her real name! maybe it's.. Kentrietta, or.. Kent Sue, or Kentice, or..
Vaida: .. *backs away*
Sain: Vaida? where're you going?
Vaida: *leaves*
Sain: ;_;
Sain and Lucius C support:
Sain: ohhh!! Such beautiful golden hair, and such wonderful sapphire eyes! Surely this is a dream!
Lucius: ... Sain, what are you do--
Sain: Oh fair Lucius, would you grant me your company?
Lucius: uhh... Sai--
Sain: shush! don't speak! let us just live this moment!
Lucius: SAI--
Sain: shush! Please! Do not break the silence!
Lucius: What silence?! We're on a battlefield! There are people dying around us?! You call this silent?!
Sain: But in my heart, there is no sound! Only you and I together!
Lucius: .. Sain...
Sain: Yes?
Lucius: would you shut up and listen to me for a sec--
Sain: Oh woe is me! Alas! The tactician calls me away! But I shall return!!
Lucius: ... Saint Elimine... I plead to you.. please.. PLEASE.. smite him x.x
Sain and Lucius B support:
Lucius: Oh! Sain.
Sain: Ohhh fortune smiles upon us, fair Lucius!
Lucius: uh.. sai--
Sain: I feel so happy to be standing by your side once again!
Lucius: Sai--
Sain: Ohh!! If this moment could just last forever!!
Lucius: SAI--
Sain: Forever and ever and ever and ever!!
Lucius: *rolls eyes* Look. Sain... I'm ma--
Sain: madly in love with me?! oh!! I feel the same way!
Lucius: *twitch* *twitch* *Twitch*
Sain: oh! do you have something in your eye?
Lucius: sa..i...
Sain: Shhh... speak not! Words are not neccessary! I can feel how you feel! It is a sign of how close we truly are!!
Lucius: sain...
Sain: lucius...
Lucius: *deep breath* look. all of what you just said..
Sain: is from my heart! surely you believe me! please! I speak not but the truth!
Lucius: that's not what I was trying to sa--
Sain: then you believe me? oh good! ohh cruel fate! I am sorry, my dear lucius, but I must leave you once again!
Lucius: ... Saint Elimine, what have I done to deserve this?
Sain and Lucius A support:
Sain: Dearest Lucius!
Lucius: SAIN! PLEASE WOULD YOU JUST LISTEN?
Sain: Yes, of course!
Lucius: Sain... I'm ma--
Sain: ah ye--
Lucius: no talking!
Sain: sorry..
Lucius: I'm a MONK.
Sain: That's okay! I know you are in the service of Saint Elimine! It matters not! I love you still!
Lucius: no no no I'm a MONK. MONK
Sain: yes... and that doesn't matt--
Lucius: ARE YOU SO DENSE THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT MONKS ARE MALE?!
Sain: Male?
Lucius: MALE.
Sain: Oh lucius! Why do you taunt me so? There is another isn't there?
Lucius: are you listening? I said I'm MALE.
Sain: It's that Raven fellow isn't it?!
Lucius: NO! I'M MALE!! MALE!! LISTEN YOU OAF! MAAAAALE!!
Sain: You don't need to lie to me, Lucius! Sain is used to being shot down!
Lucius: GAH!! RAvEN-SAMA!!!!!! *runs off to find Raven*
Sain and Karel C support
: Sain: Hi there!
Karel: ... you... I've no interest in you.. you.. are not worthy of being cut by sword-sama!
Sain: err...
Karel: get out of our sight!
Sain: our?
Karel: were you not listening?! SWORD-SAMA!
Sain: uhhh... well... err...
Karel: You are weak. Your attention is ever wavering. You should concentrate on the foe at hand!
Sain: I'm not weak!
Karel: YES YOU ARE!
Sain: meep..
Karel: AND DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE WEAK?
Sain: because of my dashedly good looks?
Karel: NO! BECAUSE SWORD-SAMA SAID SO!
Sain: *sweatdrop* oh.. is that why?
Karel: YES.
Sain: okay.. i'm.. going... to... edge away now.. *edges away*
Karel: should we let him go sword-sama? what's that? he's not worth the chase? yes.. yes of course..
Sain: o.o;;;
Sain and Karel B support:
Karel: I see you have gotten stronger.
Sain: what?
Karel: but not strong enough.. You are still not worth being speared on the blade of sword-sama.
Sain: um... goodie?
Karel: That is not a good thing. Sword-sama says not only are you not worthy, you are a perverted idiot that thinks I'm female.
Sain: you're not?
Karel: ... but there are times when there are exceptions.. TASTE SWORD-SAMA'S BLADE! HYAA!! *charges*
Sain: AHHHH!!! *runs away*
Karel: FIGHT LIKE THE MAN YOU AREN'T! STOP RUNNING!
Sain: NO!
Karel: SWORD-SAMA WILL SLASH YOUR LEGS AND MAKE YOU STOP!
Sain: PSYCHO! *runs to horse; mounts; rides off* BYE!
Karel: YOU CAN NOT RUN FROM SWORD-SAMA!! SWORD-SAMA KNOWS ALL!!! SWORD-SAMA TELLS ME THAT YOU'RE GOING TO RUN OFF AND HIT ON KENT!!!
Sain and Karel A support:
Karel: Did I not tell you? You can not escape sword-sama!!
Sain: eep... err.. can't we talk about this?
Karel: Sword-sama longs for blood. Even the blood of a perverted wimp that thinks everything that moves is female. Thus, Sword-sama will have blood. YOUR blood.
Sain: but.. um.. you don't want my blood. You want.. err.. Raven's blood! Raven has nice blood. Nice red blood.
Karel: as opposed to your blood, which is what color?
Sain: er... purple?
Karel: Sword-sama says you are lying. Sword-sama doesn't like liars. Sword-sama wants your blood.
Sain: Please! Uh... If you spare me, I'll take you to the blood drive at the clinic!!
Karel: What is the meaning of blood without the flesh to cut through and the screams of pain from the opponent and the satisfied laugh of sword-sama?
Sain: ... err.. you can cut through the plastic baggy. And.. uh.. I'll scream?
Karel: I think it would be easier to destroy you. (Lucius: GO KAREL GO!)
Sain: but... why?
Karel: This crappy army doesn't have anyone worthy of my blade and sword-sama got sick of eating coffee cake.
Sain: *blink*
Karel: prepare to die.
Sain: noo!!
Karel: *about to hit Sain* *stops short* What's that sword-sama? You here that guy with no eyes has made pancakes? LET'S GO! *runs off*
Sain: O.O
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Sain: Maaaatthew...
Matthew: ... You have.. NOTHING?
Sain: well, they wouldn't tell me anything.
Matthew: .. did you let them speak?
Sain: of course I did! What do you think? I'm completely capable of getting informat--
Matthew: *taps foot*
Sain: okay, so maybe I said a little more than them..
Matthew: *taps foot*
Sain: I'M NOT BEING INTERROGATED! I DON'T NEED TO STAND HERE AND BE INSULTED! HMPH! *stalks off*
Raven: *walks up to matthew* Have you seen Sain?
MattheW: yes I have
Kent: *walks up to matthew* Have you seen Sain?
Matthew: I was just about to--
Jaffar: *walks up to matthew* ...
Matthew: ... uh.. yeah. He's right over there. *points to Sain who is now hitting on a tree*
Sain: I think you're hot too!
Kent: ...
Raven: ...
Jaffar: ...
Kent: *draws Silver Lance*
Raven: *draws Silver Axe*
Jaffar: *draws Killing Edge*
Matthew: heh.. heh... heh...
Karel: *standing behind Matthew* Boo.
Matthew: *sweatdrop*
Karel: Give me your pancakes.
MattheW: ... Karel: SWORD-SAMA COMMANDS IT!
MattheW: *hands Karel a pancake*
Karel: *takes it* sucker...
Matthew: ...
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TBC
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Bored: heh.. Sorry if that seemed a little rushed.
Matthew: I'm back!
Bored: great...
Matthew: I could find serra. But I got some pancakes!
Bored: ... Okay... Well it's time to unveil my muse!
Matthew: oh goodie.
Bored: cue the lights!
Matthew: .. *flips the lightswitch*
Bored: ... uh.. okay.. PRESENTING...KAREL! *points at big red curtain*
Karel: I'M NOT COMING OUT!
Bored: Why not?!
Karel: because Sword-sama said you made a fool of us.
Bored: ... so?
Karel: uh.. hold on.. Sword-sama, she wants to know so what?
Sword-sama: You fool! We are taking a stand! We shall not be made fools of!
Karel: we won't?
Sword-sama: NO!
Karel: uh. right! Sword-sama and I won't be made fools of!
Bored: just get out here -_-
Karel: *wanders out* *sees matthew's pancakes* MINE! *grabs them* *feeds them to Sword-sama*
Matthew: ;_; pancakes...
Lowen: *rides up gallantly* HAVE NO FEAR!! BREAKFAST MAN IS HERE! *hands Matthew and Karel a plate of pancakes each and rides off into the sunset*
Bored: ... Okay, this is starting to get weird.
Heath: *flies in from nowhere* *glares evilly at Bored* why Vaida?! She's ugly!
Bored: you rather it be Legault?
Heath: ... eeviiiiil!!
Bored: ^_^ *jabs Karel with a bat*
Karel: *eating Pancakes* eh? uh.. review. yeah.. sword-sama commands you. ... blah.
Bored: ... what he said.