FIVE chapters. that's a lot longer than I would have expected
Eep. Sorry for the lack of updates.. (two months! .. that's not a new record >.>;;;) I've been busy! Really! (Karel: ::COUGH HACK COUGH::)
WARNING: Karel will be out of a character for a few of them...
Karel: Welcome back. Sword-sama appreciates your reviews. It makes sword-sama feel special.
Sword-sama: FEEL special?
Karel: Sword-sama IS special. We should all bow down to Sword-sama. ::bows::
Sword-sama: good Karel. Go fetch me something to eat.
Karel: yes sword-sama. ::turns around and walks into matthew::
Matthew: watch it!
Bored: ::blinks:: what are you doing here?
Karel: We live here.
Bored: IN MY KITCHEN?!
Matthew: Do you have any cookies and cream ice cream?
Bored: YOU'RE RAIDING MY FRIDGE?! BAD MATTHEW!
Matthew: do you have a spoon?
Bored: ::twitches:: ::reaches for scissors::
Karel: ::looking through fridge:: what do you want, sword-sama?
Bored: ::twitches some more:: STOP THAT!! ::reaches for matches::
Sword-sama: watch out! The short evil one has matches! (A/N: yes, I'm short...)
Karel: ::unsheathes sword-sama:: Sword-sama says put the matches down!
Bored: I can hear him.. her? er... it...
Karel: SWORD-SAMA!
Bored: ...
Sword-sama: Fool of a Fanfiction Author! Go update your fanfiction! anad make sure I have a cool part!
Bored: ...
Karel: go!!
Bored: ::sets karel's hair on fire and walks off towards computer to update fic::
Karel: IT BURNS!!! ::runs around kitchen::
Sword-sama: FOOL! STOP DROP AND USE MATTHEW TO SMOTHER THE FIRE!
Karel: WHERE'S MATTHEW?!
Matthew: ::happily and silently eating ice cream in the computer room behind Bored who is updating the fic and hasn't noticed him yet::
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Chapter 5: Sword-sama says...
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Matthew: ahhh so bored. ::stands behind kent, chucks a rock at sain and watches sain run over to kent and start crying::
Sain: YOU'RE SO MEAN KENT! JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET A DATE--
Kent: ::GLARE::
Sain: ... um... nevermiiind. ::runs off screaming::
Kent: SAAAIIN!! ::pursues::
Matthew: ... it's pretty sad that that's not something you don't see everyday. (meaning you see it everyday...)
[Matthew walks around the camp waiting for someone to do something incriminating.. or at least interesting. He hears Eliwood scream and runs over to the tent. He finds that Eliwood has encountered a ladybug. The loser. He then hears Hector laughing mockingly. He hurries over to the laugh but only sees that Oswin has made Serra cry... again. So, Kent is trying to kill Sain, Lucius has dragged Raven, Erk, and Priscilla off to Oswinland for a day of Oswin-y fun, Eliwood is being retarded, Hector and Oswin are tormenting Serra, Harken and Marcus are fighting over Isadora (going something like "Harken: YOU TAKE HER! Marcus: NO YOU TAKE HER! Harken: I DON'T WANT HER!, Marcus: WELL WHY WOULD I WANT HER?!"), Geitz, Dorcas, and Hawkeye are using Bartre as a moving... or sort of moving target, Nino and Jaffar are having tea (haha Jaffar looks funny sitting at a small plastic table (A/N: I know Nino is fourteen, but you gotta admit, that's pretty funny)), Rebecca and Rath are stealing Wil's bow strings, Louise and Pent are doing who knows what in Erk's tent while he's away, Canas is reading a magazine (heh. heh.), Lowen is in the cooking tent, Florina, Fiora, and Farina are using their triangle attack on Wallace, Lyn is running around the camp looking for "Rathy-chan", Dart is carrying a shovel and saying "ARRR I BE LOOKING FOR ME TREASURE.", Legault and Vaida are 'playing' Heath-hunt, Merlinus is hiding from Hannah, and Ninian and Nils are throwing water balloons at Eliwood. All in all, another typical day. (Fear me. I am the master of run-on sentences >=] Okay, maybe not.)]
Matthew: .. time to make something happen! ::turns around and tries to run off suspiciously but runs into Karel:: oof!
Karel: Foolish theif/spy/assassin thing.
Matthew: uh.. right.. ::tries to bypass karel::
Karel: you shall not pass!!!! ::strikes sword-sama into the ground and glares at Matthew threateningly::
Matthew: that's bad for your sword's blade.
Karel: I knew that. ::pulls sword-sama out of ground and hugs it protectively::
Matthew: ... that's bad for your arms. You're bleeding.
Karel: shut up.
Matthew: ::has sudden bright idea:: Karel, do you want to play a game?
Karel: Game? Does it involve--
Matthew: blood, death, gore, favours, blackmail, all that good stuff.
Karel: .. um.. hold on while I consult Sword-sama. ::turns his back to matthew and holds his sword up to his ear:: Yes... it would be good to have the conniving thief on our side... yes... you're right... if something goes wrong, we'll kill him. Yess... ice cream..
Matthew: o.O
Karel: ::turns around:: Okay. We accept your little invitation.
Matthew: good. Okay, here are the rules
Karel: Sword-sama doesn't like rules.
Matthew: Um... here are the... uh... guidelines by which most people have to follow or have some sort of consequence take place but are completely obsolete to sword-sama?
Karel: Okay. Sword-sama agrees.
Matthew: ... ... uh... right.. well anyway, all you have to do is go around and tell people to do scary things and threaten them until they comply.
Karel: sounds like fun.
Matthew: oh. it is. =)
Karel: What's this game called?
MattheW: uh... sword-sama says?
Karel: Sword-sama likes the sound of that.
Matthew: good for you. Now why don't we find your first target... ::looks around camp::
Karel: ::runs off::
Matthew: ::spots Erk:: there! him! Karel you should.. Karel? Karel? Where the hell did he go!?
Karel and Raven C support:
Raven: ... I don't think Lucius will find me here...
Karel: Hullo.
Raven: bah! huh... you're that swordsmaster guy..
Karel: Guy is a loser. you shall not compare me with him!!
Raven: .. That's not what a meant... gah.. whatever...
Karel: ...
Raven: what do you want?
Karel: ... sword-sama has deemed you worthy!! Sword-sama shall have your blood!! You will be cut down by sword-sama's blaaaade!!
Raven: ...
Karel: .. um.. hold on..
Raven: okay..
Karel: sword-sama says to put on a a sparkly jacket and dance the charleston!
Raven: ...
Karel: ... do it!
Raven: ...
Karel: Sword-sama commaaaands you!!
Raven: ... are you... talking to your sword?
Karel: ... yes?
Raven: ... ::edges away and disappears from the screen::
Karel: curses... don't worry sword-sama, I won't mess up next time...
Karel and Raven B support:
Raven: Um.. Karel?
Karel: Aha! What have you come for? Do you wish to dance the sparkly charleston?
Raven: ... no.
Karel: Then what is it that you want?
Raven: .. why do you talk to your sword?
Karel: My sword is my life. I am one with my sword.
Raven: ... so... you're talking to yourself?
Karel: ...uh... yes?
Raven: ... okay... have you considered seeing a... er... specialist?
Karel: Of what sort?
Raven: ... um... a... mental specialist.
Karel: who's mental?
Raven: you are.
Karel: I shall go then.
Raven: o.O really?
Karel: IF... you dance...
Raven: I refuse to dance.
Karel: DANCE!
Raven: no.
Karel: DANCE!! DAAAANCE!!!
Raven: no.
Karel: ... please?
Raven: no.
[at this point, Karel has suddenly disappeared off screen]
Raven: ... Karel? Karel!
[at THIS point, Karel suddenly appears behind Raven!]
Karel: ::raises sword-sama:: DANCE!!! ::lunges at Raven::
Raven: ::ducks:: Karel: ::rams into a tree:: DANCE!! DANCE TREE DANCE!!
Raven: ...
Karel and Raven A Support:
Karel: Mwahahaaa!! You have danced!!
Raven: Karel? Are you done killing that tree now?
Karel: Yes sword-sama.
Raven: ... Karel?
Karel: No sword-sama.
Raven: .. KAREL!
Karel: ::turns around:: huh? ... you.. wait.. weren't you over.. ::Turns around:: there... ::turns around:: before?
Raven: ... no.
Karel: Liar! What did you do with the sparkly jacket?!
Raven: ... it's on that tree.
Karel: ... ... MY SPARKLY JACKET! ::runs and grabs it and hugs it::
Raven: ... ::puts on a white coat and glasses:: Come. Sit. ::points at couch and chair that wasn't there before but is now there because this is a fanfiction and I am the author and I can make whatever I want to appear appear! mwaha!::
Karel: ::sits:: cushy.
Raven: Now. ::taps on clipboard with pen that also wasn't there before but is now:: Tell me. Are you on any medication?
Karel: Zoloft.
Raven: I see... no wonder you act so strangly.
Karel: ...?
Raven: How do you FEEL about taking zoloft?
Karel: ... fuzzy.
Raven: ... I see. I am now going to prescribe you some prozac. Let's make an appointment in a month and see how you're doing. It's been 2 minutes since we started, and at the rate of 1000 gold a minute, that'll be 2000 gold.
Karel: #$%#$!!! Sword-sama will make you pay!!! ::lunges and attacks::
Raven: I see... and how do you FEEL about that?
Karel: ... hungry.
Raven: very good. that'll be 3000 gold.
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Sorry, I'm gonna have to cut it a bit (ha!) short this time. Cause I have finals and I have to study x.x;;; After finals (next thursday!) I'll update with the rest of Sword-sama says!
Matthew: fwa. next thursday. She means next month.
Bored: -- ::has noticed Matthew:: WHY YOU LITTLE THEIF!! GIMME BACK MY ICE CREAM!!
Matthew: No! ::hugs gallon of ice cream! Mine!
Bored: ::Watches it melt::
Matthew: .. ew... sticky...
Bored: nyeh. serves you right.
Karel: ::lunges at Matthew:: SWORD-SAMA SAYS 'GIMME ICE CREAM!!'
Bored: ::Sweatdrop:: ... see ya next week...
Matthew: ... eep. ::dodge:: see ya next month!
Bored: ::hits Matthew with a spoon:: WEEK!
Matthew: Month!
Wahh.. hope it's next week ;;; Karel: Sword-sama says.. REVIEW! NOW! AND LEAvE THE ICE CREAM! AND A SPOON! AND SOME MEAT! AND HAMBURGER BUNS! AND...
Sword-sama: shut up Karel.
Karel: >.>;; ::hugs sparkly jacket:: sparkly..
Eep. Sorry for the lack of updates.. (two months! .. that's not a new record >.>;;;) I've been busy! Really! (Karel: ::COUGH HACK COUGH::)
WARNING: Karel will be out of a character for a few of them...
Karel: Welcome back. Sword-sama appreciates your reviews. It makes sword-sama feel special.
Sword-sama: FEEL special?
Karel: Sword-sama IS special. We should all bow down to Sword-sama. ::bows::
Sword-sama: good Karel. Go fetch me something to eat.
Karel: yes sword-sama. ::turns around and walks into matthew::
Matthew: watch it!
Bored: ::blinks:: what are you doing here?
Karel: We live here.
Bored: IN MY KITCHEN?!
Matthew: Do you have any cookies and cream ice cream?
Bored: YOU'RE RAIDING MY FRIDGE?! BAD MATTHEW!
Matthew: do you have a spoon?
Bored: ::twitches:: ::reaches for scissors::
Karel: ::looking through fridge:: what do you want, sword-sama?
Bored: ::twitches some more:: STOP THAT!! ::reaches for matches::
Sword-sama: watch out! The short evil one has matches! (A/N: yes, I'm short...)
Karel: ::unsheathes sword-sama:: Sword-sama says put the matches down!
Bored: I can hear him.. her? er... it...
Karel: SWORD-SAMA!
Bored: ...
Sword-sama: Fool of a Fanfiction Author! Go update your fanfiction! anad make sure I have a cool part!
Bored: ...
Karel: go!!
Bored: ::sets karel's hair on fire and walks off towards computer to update fic::
Karel: IT BURNS!!! ::runs around kitchen::
Sword-sama: FOOL! STOP DROP AND USE MATTHEW TO SMOTHER THE FIRE!
Karel: WHERE'S MATTHEW?!
Matthew: ::happily and silently eating ice cream in the computer room behind Bored who is updating the fic and hasn't noticed him yet::
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Chapter 5: Sword-sama says...
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Matthew: ahhh so bored. ::stands behind kent, chucks a rock at sain and watches sain run over to kent and start crying::
Sain: YOU'RE SO MEAN KENT! JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET A DATE--
Kent: ::GLARE::
Sain: ... um... nevermiiind. ::runs off screaming::
Kent: SAAAIIN!! ::pursues::
Matthew: ... it's pretty sad that that's not something you don't see everyday. (meaning you see it everyday...)
[Matthew walks around the camp waiting for someone to do something incriminating.. or at least interesting. He hears Eliwood scream and runs over to the tent. He finds that Eliwood has encountered a ladybug. The loser. He then hears Hector laughing mockingly. He hurries over to the laugh but only sees that Oswin has made Serra cry... again. So, Kent is trying to kill Sain, Lucius has dragged Raven, Erk, and Priscilla off to Oswinland for a day of Oswin-y fun, Eliwood is being retarded, Hector and Oswin are tormenting Serra, Harken and Marcus are fighting over Isadora (going something like "Harken: YOU TAKE HER! Marcus: NO YOU TAKE HER! Harken: I DON'T WANT HER!, Marcus: WELL WHY WOULD I WANT HER?!"), Geitz, Dorcas, and Hawkeye are using Bartre as a moving... or sort of moving target, Nino and Jaffar are having tea (haha Jaffar looks funny sitting at a small plastic table (A/N: I know Nino is fourteen, but you gotta admit, that's pretty funny)), Rebecca and Rath are stealing Wil's bow strings, Louise and Pent are doing who knows what in Erk's tent while he's away, Canas is reading a magazine (heh. heh.), Lowen is in the cooking tent, Florina, Fiora, and Farina are using their triangle attack on Wallace, Lyn is running around the camp looking for "Rathy-chan", Dart is carrying a shovel and saying "ARRR I BE LOOKING FOR ME TREASURE.", Legault and Vaida are 'playing' Heath-hunt, Merlinus is hiding from Hannah, and Ninian and Nils are throwing water balloons at Eliwood. All in all, another typical day. (Fear me. I am the master of run-on sentences >=] Okay, maybe not.)]
Matthew: .. time to make something happen! ::turns around and tries to run off suspiciously but runs into Karel:: oof!
Karel: Foolish theif/spy/assassin thing.
Matthew: uh.. right.. ::tries to bypass karel::
Karel: you shall not pass!!!! ::strikes sword-sama into the ground and glares at Matthew threateningly::
Matthew: that's bad for your sword's blade.
Karel: I knew that. ::pulls sword-sama out of ground and hugs it protectively::
Matthew: ... that's bad for your arms. You're bleeding.
Karel: shut up.
Matthew: ::has sudden bright idea:: Karel, do you want to play a game?
Karel: Game? Does it involve--
Matthew: blood, death, gore, favours, blackmail, all that good stuff.
Karel: .. um.. hold on while I consult Sword-sama. ::turns his back to matthew and holds his sword up to his ear:: Yes... it would be good to have the conniving thief on our side... yes... you're right... if something goes wrong, we'll kill him. Yess... ice cream..
Matthew: o.O
Karel: ::turns around:: Okay. We accept your little invitation.
Matthew: good. Okay, here are the rules
Karel: Sword-sama doesn't like rules.
Matthew: Um... here are the... uh... guidelines by which most people have to follow or have some sort of consequence take place but are completely obsolete to sword-sama?
Karel: Okay. Sword-sama agrees.
Matthew: ... ... uh... right.. well anyway, all you have to do is go around and tell people to do scary things and threaten them until they comply.
Karel: sounds like fun.
Matthew: oh. it is. =)
Karel: What's this game called?
MattheW: uh... sword-sama says?
Karel: Sword-sama likes the sound of that.
Matthew: good for you. Now why don't we find your first target... ::looks around camp::
Karel: ::runs off::
Matthew: ::spots Erk:: there! him! Karel you should.. Karel? Karel? Where the hell did he go!?
Karel and Raven C support:
Raven: ... I don't think Lucius will find me here...
Karel: Hullo.
Raven: bah! huh... you're that swordsmaster guy..
Karel: Guy is a loser. you shall not compare me with him!!
Raven: .. That's not what a meant... gah.. whatever...
Karel: ...
Raven: what do you want?
Karel: ... sword-sama has deemed you worthy!! Sword-sama shall have your blood!! You will be cut down by sword-sama's blaaaade!!
Raven: ...
Karel: .. um.. hold on..
Raven: okay..
Karel: sword-sama says to put on a a sparkly jacket and dance the charleston!
Raven: ...
Karel: ... do it!
Raven: ...
Karel: Sword-sama commaaaands you!!
Raven: ... are you... talking to your sword?
Karel: ... yes?
Raven: ... ::edges away and disappears from the screen::
Karel: curses... don't worry sword-sama, I won't mess up next time...
Karel and Raven B support:
Raven: Um.. Karel?
Karel: Aha! What have you come for? Do you wish to dance the sparkly charleston?
Raven: ... no.
Karel: Then what is it that you want?
Raven: .. why do you talk to your sword?
Karel: My sword is my life. I am one with my sword.
Raven: ... so... you're talking to yourself?
Karel: ...uh... yes?
Raven: ... okay... have you considered seeing a... er... specialist?
Karel: Of what sort?
Raven: ... um... a... mental specialist.
Karel: who's mental?
Raven: you are.
Karel: I shall go then.
Raven: o.O really?
Karel: IF... you dance...
Raven: I refuse to dance.
Karel: DANCE!
Raven: no.
Karel: DANCE!! DAAAANCE!!!
Raven: no.
Karel: ... please?
Raven: no.
[at this point, Karel has suddenly disappeared off screen]
Raven: ... Karel? Karel!
[at THIS point, Karel suddenly appears behind Raven!]
Karel: ::raises sword-sama:: DANCE!!! ::lunges at Raven::
Raven: ::ducks:: Karel: ::rams into a tree:: DANCE!! DANCE TREE DANCE!!
Raven: ...
Karel and Raven A Support:
Karel: Mwahahaaa!! You have danced!!
Raven: Karel? Are you done killing that tree now?
Karel: Yes sword-sama.
Raven: ... Karel?
Karel: No sword-sama.
Raven: .. KAREL!
Karel: ::turns around:: huh? ... you.. wait.. weren't you over.. ::Turns around:: there... ::turns around:: before?
Raven: ... no.
Karel: Liar! What did you do with the sparkly jacket?!
Raven: ... it's on that tree.
Karel: ... ... MY SPARKLY JACKET! ::runs and grabs it and hugs it::
Raven: ... ::puts on a white coat and glasses:: Come. Sit. ::points at couch and chair that wasn't there before but is now there because this is a fanfiction and I am the author and I can make whatever I want to appear appear! mwaha!::
Karel: ::sits:: cushy.
Raven: Now. ::taps on clipboard with pen that also wasn't there before but is now:: Tell me. Are you on any medication?
Karel: Zoloft.
Raven: I see... no wonder you act so strangly.
Karel: ...?
Raven: How do you FEEL about taking zoloft?
Karel: ... fuzzy.
Raven: ... I see. I am now going to prescribe you some prozac. Let's make an appointment in a month and see how you're doing. It's been 2 minutes since we started, and at the rate of 1000 gold a minute, that'll be 2000 gold.
Karel: #$%#$!!! Sword-sama will make you pay!!! ::lunges and attacks::
Raven: I see... and how do you FEEL about that?
Karel: ... hungry.
Raven: very good. that'll be 3000 gold.
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Sorry, I'm gonna have to cut it a bit (ha!) short this time. Cause I have finals and I have to study x.x;;; After finals (next thursday!) I'll update with the rest of Sword-sama says!
Matthew: fwa. next thursday. She means next month.
Bored: -- ::has noticed Matthew:: WHY YOU LITTLE THEIF!! GIMME BACK MY ICE CREAM!!
Matthew: No! ::hugs gallon of ice cream! Mine!
Bored: ::Watches it melt::
Matthew: .. ew... sticky...
Bored: nyeh. serves you right.
Karel: ::lunges at Matthew:: SWORD-SAMA SAYS 'GIMME ICE CREAM!!'
Bored: ::Sweatdrop:: ... see ya next week...
Matthew: ... eep. ::dodge:: see ya next month!
Bored: ::hits Matthew with a spoon:: WEEK!
Matthew: Month!
Wahh.. hope it's next week ;;; Karel: Sword-sama says.. REVIEW! NOW! AND LEAvE THE ICE CREAM! AND A SPOON! AND SOME MEAT! AND HAMBURGER BUNS! AND...
Sword-sama: shut up Karel.
Karel: >.>;; ::hugs sparkly jacket:: sparkly..