As the girls chatted on a bit, Miroku's curiosity got the best of him, and
he grabbed the lap top and opened wide the screen to look at fan-fiction.
"What's this? Characters? Click where?.....hmmm...LADY KAGOME!"
"What!"
"How do you click on things?"
"Use the mouse!"
Miroku scanned the ground for a few minutes, then called out, "I can't find any mice!"
Kagome laughed and came over to his side.
"Not that mouse, this one."
Soon Kagome had Miroku clicking left and right on things.
"Thank you from the bottom of my heart, lady kagome." Miroku smiled.
"More like, Thank you from the bottom of kagome's bottom!" An angry Sango roared as she gave Miroku the evil as his actions were caught.
"Heh, I'll leave you two ladies to talk." Miroku said with a scared laugh as he moved a little farther down.
(A little while later. Miroku has found out the, Choose two characters, genre ROMANCE.)
"Oooo....I like this one. Rated r....rated r.....I wonder what for!" Miroku mumbled, his beaming face right up to the screen as he giggled like a school girl, clicking away at the mouse.
"Exactly what KIND of stories are you reading their monk?" Inuyasha asked, leaping down from the god tree to sit cross legged next to him.
"I found all these stories about Sango and I. It's great! I also found lots with Lady Kagome and you." Miroku said, turning the lap top towards Inuyasha so he could see.
"Really? Well what are they about?" a curious dog demon pondered.
"Well, the ones rated PG-13 can only go up to passionate kissing, so that's why I also pick the rated R ones. Bad language, "Certain" content, and brief nudity!" Miroku exclaimed with a grin from ear to ear.
"Eh what?! Maybe I shouldn't of asked!"
"Wait Inuyasha! Don't you want to read the ones with Kagome and you? I read that you prefer the hot springs over the,"
"Stop RIGHT THERE monk!" an angry and embarrassed Inuyasha yelled.
"I'll just take a quick look at a few of em, make sure they are writing down how good I am in battle."
"Oh Inuyasha! Why say good in battle when you can say,"
"Don't even say it."
"Touchy, touchy......"
(The minutes fly by showing that Inuyasha is now hooked into reading with Miroku peering over his shoulder.)
"They are awfully quiet kagome." Sango said, looking over to the two boys on the lap top.
"Yeah...You're right. Let's go see what they are up to on that thing."
"Hey guys, whacha reading?" Kagome asked, trying to get a look at the screen.
"N-nothing!" Inuyasha stammered, quickly closing the lap top.
"Whoa, look at this!" Miroku said, opening the screen again and clicking to download a bunch of stuff. "Why read R rated stories when you can LOOK at them!"
"Eh, What?!"
Kagome quickly grabbed the lap top out of Miroku's hands and opened it up.
Sango watched as kagome's eyes got wide as dinner plates.
"My mom is going to KILL me if she finds out you downloaded 12,987 nude pictures!"
"YOU FILTHY NASTY BAKA HEADED MONK!" Sango raged as she reached her hands out to strangle him.
"Hey! It's not all my fault! Inuyasha was the one who wanted to click on it!" Miroku pleaded as Sango started dragging him to the lake near by.
"Me? Miroku you flea head, You got it all backwards! You told me they were pictures of Kagome!" Inuyasha hollered at him.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome snapped, closing the lap top and grabbing him by his ear.
"You're just as bad as Miroku!" She said as she also lead him to the lake.
Sango pushed Miroku in and Kagome sat Inuyasha, so the two young men fell face first into the cold water.
"That ought to do it! Cold bathes for the both of them!"
And that is the end of my story.
For I cannot think of worse things for Miroku to do on there. Hey, give me a break! This is rated for all viewers! Lol.
"What's this? Characters? Click where?.....hmmm...LADY KAGOME!"
"What!"
"How do you click on things?"
"Use the mouse!"
Miroku scanned the ground for a few minutes, then called out, "I can't find any mice!"
Kagome laughed and came over to his side.
"Not that mouse, this one."
Soon Kagome had Miroku clicking left and right on things.
"Thank you from the bottom of my heart, lady kagome." Miroku smiled.
"More like, Thank you from the bottom of kagome's bottom!" An angry Sango roared as she gave Miroku the evil as his actions were caught.
"Heh, I'll leave you two ladies to talk." Miroku said with a scared laugh as he moved a little farther down.
(A little while later. Miroku has found out the, Choose two characters, genre ROMANCE.)
"Oooo....I like this one. Rated r....rated r.....I wonder what for!" Miroku mumbled, his beaming face right up to the screen as he giggled like a school girl, clicking away at the mouse.
"Exactly what KIND of stories are you reading their monk?" Inuyasha asked, leaping down from the god tree to sit cross legged next to him.
"I found all these stories about Sango and I. It's great! I also found lots with Lady Kagome and you." Miroku said, turning the lap top towards Inuyasha so he could see.
"Really? Well what are they about?" a curious dog demon pondered.
"Well, the ones rated PG-13 can only go up to passionate kissing, so that's why I also pick the rated R ones. Bad language, "Certain" content, and brief nudity!" Miroku exclaimed with a grin from ear to ear.
"Eh what?! Maybe I shouldn't of asked!"
"Wait Inuyasha! Don't you want to read the ones with Kagome and you? I read that you prefer the hot springs over the,"
"Stop RIGHT THERE monk!" an angry and embarrassed Inuyasha yelled.
"I'll just take a quick look at a few of em, make sure they are writing down how good I am in battle."
"Oh Inuyasha! Why say good in battle when you can say,"
"Don't even say it."
"Touchy, touchy......"
(The minutes fly by showing that Inuyasha is now hooked into reading with Miroku peering over his shoulder.)
"They are awfully quiet kagome." Sango said, looking over to the two boys on the lap top.
"Yeah...You're right. Let's go see what they are up to on that thing."
"Hey guys, whacha reading?" Kagome asked, trying to get a look at the screen.
"N-nothing!" Inuyasha stammered, quickly closing the lap top.
"Whoa, look at this!" Miroku said, opening the screen again and clicking to download a bunch of stuff. "Why read R rated stories when you can LOOK at them!"
"Eh, What?!"
Kagome quickly grabbed the lap top out of Miroku's hands and opened it up.
Sango watched as kagome's eyes got wide as dinner plates.
"My mom is going to KILL me if she finds out you downloaded 12,987 nude pictures!"
"YOU FILTHY NASTY BAKA HEADED MONK!" Sango raged as she reached her hands out to strangle him.
"Hey! It's not all my fault! Inuyasha was the one who wanted to click on it!" Miroku pleaded as Sango started dragging him to the lake near by.
"Me? Miroku you flea head, You got it all backwards! You told me they were pictures of Kagome!" Inuyasha hollered at him.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome snapped, closing the lap top and grabbing him by his ear.
"You're just as bad as Miroku!" She said as she also lead him to the lake.
Sango pushed Miroku in and Kagome sat Inuyasha, so the two young men fell face first into the cold water.
"That ought to do it! Cold bathes for the both of them!"
And that is the end of my story.
For I cannot think of worse things for Miroku to do on there. Hey, give me a break! This is rated for all viewers! Lol.